A YEAR IN THE MAKING | Champs vs. Originals RP

The air was crisp and breezy, not that Lil Petey would know because he’s been knocked out for some time now. Some people would be curious what he was dreaming about, but by the way he looks right now, there’s probably not much dreaming going on. Petey has half the covers on him, basically showing the upper half of his body without any clothes on. If you didn’t know any better, you’d think he was dead right now. This is taking place after he passed out looking for Yung Sauce, though…

Is Petey alive right now?

Before too long, TJ Thompson comes crashing through the front door of The Hip House and slams the door behind him. The noise from the slam echoes throughout the house and startles Petey enough to wake him up from his slumber.

“Huh? What? WHO GOES THERE?” Petey puts his hands together like a gun and doesn’t even have his eyes open.

He hears footsteps outside of his room and puts on his robe, slowly getting out of bed. Petey finally opens his eyes and treads lightly towards the door. Realizing he didn’t really have a weapon in hand, Petey holsters the fake gun and then grabs the closest thing to him, which was a coat hanger. He slowly opens up the door and jumps out, startling the person outside of his room; TJ Thompson. He wasn’t alone though, as he was carrying little baby giraffes and almost dropped them out of fright.

“DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?” TJ had to catch himself from dropping the babies and falling at the same time while yelling at Petey.

At this point, Petey is finally coming to his senses and realizes that it’s just TJ, throwing the hanger back into his room. “My bad, yo. I heard the door slam and it woke me up so I was just protecting the goathood.”

“Goathood? The fuck are you on right now man?”

“Shit I don’t even know at this point. I think I was off the perc’s yesterday? Maybe smoked some weed? I’m just vibin’ dawg, you know me.”

“Just glad I didn’t have any of that on me when those officers were trying to arrest me.”

Petey was unfazed by this, mostly because TJ is always getting himself into some craziness. “Just another day in paradise, amirite? Wait, where’s Sauce?”

“Does it look like I know? Also how have you not noticed the baby giraffes?”

Surprised that he hadn’t noticed yet, he grabs one of the giraffes and starts petting it. Petey then looks confused and looks up at TJ while still petting the baby. “So, uh… where’s Gerald?”

“Oh, he’s-” TJ pauses for a brief second and then starts freaking out. ”SHIT! I took him on a walk then I got tackled by those officers. I don’t remember seeing him then got distracted by the babies! GERALD I’M COMING!” TJ then drops the baby giraffe in his hand on the ground and runs back out of The Hip House.

With all the commotion going on, Sauce finally comes out of his room to find out what’s going on.

“The hell is all this noise- IS THAT A GIRAFFE?” Sauce was immediately distracted by the babies and grabbed the one that TJ had just dropped. ”Was TJ just here?”

”Yeah, I think he almost got arrested then somehow ended up with baby giraffes and forgot where he was walking Gerald at.”

”He almost got arrested?? That boy really be going through it all the time. Also how can you lose… a grown ass giraffe?”

”How can you get kidnapped as much as he does? It’s just TJ things at this point, you feel me?”

Sauce just nods at Petey as the two get lost in the baby giraffes and how cute they are. Somehow, they both end up walking outside to let them walk around in the grass. Sauce and Petey plop down into their chairs to watch the babies.

”Bee tee dubs, I watched some of your stream last night and it got me wanting to stream some tonight too. Play some games for a bit then use that platform to talk some about this damn match like you did. That cool?”

”I don’t give a shit. Do you, breh. You off the perc’s now?”

”I think so, but we’ll see by the time I start streamin’ tonight. I could use a clean day or two, though. Been livin’ it up the past week since I won that contendership over in OWA.”

”Yeah, congrats on that, by the way. You been killin’ it lately. Focusing on wrestling has done a lot for you, but don’t forget you gotta put out some new music soon! Like I did! Have you listened to ‘edamame’ yet? It’s available on all platforms.”

Out of nowhere, Petey pulls out the Beats pill and starts playing ‘edamame’ by Yung Sauce ft. Rich Homie Ethan. Sauce and Petey take the next couple minutes to just vibe and rap along to the brand new single from Sauce. The baby giraffes show off their dance moves while the song is on and even Charlie the Monkey comes running out to dance a little. Petey immediately sends him back to his room as to not get drugged again, but they still have a good time.

”You already KNOW I’ve been listenin’ to this BANGER! You’re not wrong though, I do need to get some new music out soon. I’ve just been so focused on this wrestling shit that I haven’t really had time for it. Maybe after this anniversary show and the rap battle I got I’ll have some motivation to work on something FIRE. We’ll see, though. Gotta keep the focus where it’s at so that I can get another title contention, you feel me?

”Hell yeah, breh. We’ll be rooting for you and around if you need us. The boys gotta stick together!”

The two boys of Big Drip Productions high-five one another and Petey starts to get up from his chair. “Iight, fam. I gotta shit, shower and eat before I get this stream going. Make sure to tune into it!”

”You know I gotchu.”

Petey walks back into The Hip House while Sauce continues in the chair, not realizing he just got left with the baby giraffes and has no idea how to take care of them.

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LATER THAT DAY

THE HIP HOUSE

[LIVE]

TWITCH - DRIPDRIPSPLASH

1,069 VIEWERS WATCHING

Ya boy is back to narrate this shit! Petey is currently chilling on his bed with his laptop on his lap while the live Twitch stream is going on. Somehow, he’s still in his robe and hasn’t changed all day, but that’s on him. Petey’s currently playing Forza Horizon 4, just speeding around the map and not really doing much else.

”Oh shit, we got 1,069 viewers right now. Heheh, dope.”

Petey goes to the pause menu and then switches cars from his Jeep that has a Jurassic Park design on it, to the Ferrari 599XX Evolution which he takes straight to the interstate and hits the straightaway. There’s a speed trap that he keeps trying to hit a new record at and he’s so close to being in the top 1%. The car tops out at about 310 MPH and right before he hit the trap, he ran into a car and failed to reach the new record.

”Why the fuck they even put this many cars on the interstate? It’s like Sunday in the afternoon. Ain’t nobody on the fuckin’ roads. Fuckkkkkk!”

He was pretty frustrated, but then realized it’s just a game.

”Iight chat, you ready to take a break from the games and listen to me talk about this fuckin’ wrestling match I got comin’ up?”

Chats start pouring in with the most random comments. Most of them saying they wanna listen, while a few can be pinpointed with very odd and racy things. The viewers continue to go up and he’s at about 1,400 now.

”Let me just start by sayin’ I’m fuckin’ stoked to fight alongside MYOJIN. Dude’s a firecracker, but he seems like someone that’ll fight for you to the ends of the Earth if you’re on his good side. I know he’s said some crooked shit about me before, but we’re partners here and that boy is up against the X-Factor Champion while being the #1 Contender. You best believe he’s gonna bring the fire in this match.

Dickie, however… I’m a bit worried about. I’m sure the ones that really follow us have seen his Twitter and it’s pretty sus if you ask me. Not to mention the fact that he just said this would be his last match in Project: Honor.”

More comments roll through, but these are more shocked than anything.

”Oh word, y’all ain’t seen this yet? Bet, let me show you the tweet.”



”The Molotov himself seems to be over it and coincidentally after a Twitter banter with Saucy Boy! Dickie brother, if you’re listening, you can’t let a 17-year-old bring you down like that. You’re tougher than that, but I ain’t gonna lie, it’s about time. You been in and out since losing that Grand Championship and constantly complaining on Twitter. Like you never have anything good to say. And your marriage is in shambles? Sheeeeesh dawg you really going through it. Maybe we can catch this dub before you peace out.”

The entire chat section fills up with ‘SHEEEEEEEEESHHH’ comments. Petey acknowledges them with another ‘SHEEEEEESH’ himself and then continues on.

”Ozy Ozy, let me start with you fam. Mostly because last time we met, you tried to choke me to death until my boy Mark came to the rescue. Wait… that wasn’t the last time, something happened after that. OH WAIT THAT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE I WAS SCREWED OUT OF THE GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP BY INDY! That Triple Threat should’ve never been a thing because I was named the Grand Champion before bitch boy turned the decision into Mark’s favor. You shouldn’t even have that belt right now, dawg. That’s fine though, I ain’t worried about dying to get that shit back right now so I’ll enjoy my time down in this Warrior Rising talk while you have your fun up there. This is the anniversary show, so I’m finna show up like no other and show the people just how ready I am for any opportunity that’s thrown at me. Just don't try to choke me out again... I may have gotten a slight chub of arousement, but I don't need that hentai shit. Where's my girl Tara? Great Value brand water is what you are. You the fake ass water while ya boy here drippin' fuckin' NAME BRAND water.

Moving right along now to the wack ass Lance. You was cool when you was constantly up our ass tryna fit in. What'd you call yourself? The Dripdozer? You really was trying TOO hard to fit in with us that you just threw yourself in, gave yourself a nickname, then when we stopped giving you attention, you went to the dark side! Now you act so hard like you weren't just in my DM's a few months ago tryna chill with me like we were cool like that. You ruined your friendship with that boy Mark who's quite the delight once you get to know him. Also he saved my life so I have to say this right now. You lost that Hell in a Cell match against him for a shot at the Legacy Championship too, like... is this really working out for you? Sure you got that X-Factor Championship and I ain't gonna be the one that's all like 'omg it was handed to you'... but I will say you haven't exactly earned it yet. I think when you finally defend that belt, you'll realize that yourself. Or you'll just put the blame on someone else to make up for the lack of balls you have. SHEEEEEESH!

And that leaves the bald chick. The Warrior Rising Champion... for now. Come to think of it, I don't think I've even heard anything from you in a while. You went through this re-imaging and then just kinda went quiet. You goin' through something, fam? Enjoying the belt while you can? I know you left some places or cut back your work time or something, but still, gotta show up as the Champ, you feel me? You can't just be hiding, thinking that we'll forget you have the belt so you can hold it forever. You've defended it once and won it from the big, strong boy Scott Oasis, but let's be real... have you really had that much of competition? The people in this Friend Like These Tournament match right before this one all got a strong chance to face you for that belt... except for Will Riley... and John Blade... hell maybe even Oasis himself but we still love him because he gives us money. Really, you got me, Ulf Hedgiver and Tara Finnagivepeteysomehead. Let's see what you got in this match, because I'll be fresh off the victory to become the #1 Contender to your belt."

Petey takes a second to read some chat comments, completely forgetting he was streaming for a second.

"And one more thing. Y'all know I just be vibin' and livin' life, but I have been taking this shit more serious because I'm tryna make something out of myself. I still got my music, but I came here to make some money while doing so and I started to enjoy it, even though I was losing a lot. Now? I'm on fuckin' fire and actually doing something. I ain't stoppin' here and I sure as hell and gonna lose myself doing so like some of these people. As a matter of fact, I need to end the stream. I had fun, peace!"

Petey ends the stream and takes his laptop, then puts it on the ground.

"This is what I think about y'all on the opposing team, especially you Lanceypoo."

He whips his dick out and starts pissing on the laptop.

"Now this is streaming."