PETEY'S COMIN' FOR THAT BELT | Friends Like These RP
Jul 27, 2021 8:58:19 GMT -5
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Post by Lil Petey on Jul 27, 2021 8:58:19 GMT -5
"RIDIN' ROUND THE BLOCK"
FRIENDS LIKE THESE TOURNAMENT
SIX-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH
vs. SCOTT OASIS, TARA FENIX, JOHN BLADE, ULF HEDNIR & WILL RILEY
MORNING OF FRIDAY, JULY 23RD, 2021
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
[ON CAMERA]
It had been a busy week, hell even past few months for Lil Petey. From contendership matches, title matches, a rumble, you would think he was an actual wrestling superstar right now. I know a lot of you just scoffed at that and that’s fine, you’re just a hater! Petey has been preparing for a big night at the Proving Ground Anniversary Show a little less than a week from now and today is considered his ‘off’ day if he’s even allowed that. I don’t think he really cares that much anyways, because the man is dripped out in a floral short-sleeve button up, pink khaki shorts, and whatever the fuck shoes he has on right now. Petey’s got his left hand on the wheel, right arm on the center console, windows down and music blaring. Now playing on his Spotify playlist is “Fergalicious” by Fergie ft. will.i.am.
I’m thinking that he wanted to do some vlog thing and have me film him just driving around maybe for an upcoming video or something and I hit it right on the tip. Although, there was a bit more to it. We got on the highway for a few and he was just weaving in and out of traffic until he took the very next exit and changed the song to “Levitating” by Dua Lipa ft. Da Baby. You would think he was having a concert in his car at this point, but if you know Petey, he’s just vibin’ like normal. A few moments go by and the chorus is about to come on just when we stop at a red light. With the windows still down, Petey hangs out of the window and starts singing at the top of his lungs to the rest of the traffic.
“I got you, moonlight, you're my starlight
I need you all night, come on, dance with me
I'm levitating
You, moonlight, you're my starlight (you're the moonlight)
I need you all night, come on, dance with me
I'm levitating”
Right after the first line, the car next to him rolled down the window and started to sing with him and then another car and another until the light turned green and they were still singing. Cars were honking behind them and they didn’t give a fuck because of how strong the vibes were. Once the chorus ended, the light was turning yellow and Petey and the cars near him flew through and left the cars that were honking stuck at the red light.
“WOOOOO, fuck those bitches tryna throw my vibes off. That was a fun ass time, wouldn’t you agree, broski?”
I just nodded my head. I’m not really sure if I’m even supposed to be talking out loud yet until he allows me to reveal who I really am, but I’m getting paid so it doesn’t matter to me.
“Hell yeah. This is what I’m talkin’ about, man. Cruisin’ around town, not a single worry in mind and spreading good vibes.”
It took me a second to realize, but there was something different about Petey. He had this aura to him that he didn’t have before. Like he… had sex? No, it couldn’t be. Fuck it, I’ll just ask him.
“Yo, there’s something different about you? What happened? You get the sloppy toppy?” Petey turned way too quick to look at me like I fucked up or something.
He chuckles for a second, then says, “Nah, dawg. I’m just feeling good. Why? You know someone that wants to give me some sloppy toppy?”
Petey was completely serious, too, which made it even funnier when he said it. Suddenly, he paused the song and turned the radio up really loud. We pulled up to another red light and pulled out a gun. I was fucking freaking out because I’ve never seen the man hold a gun before. He pointed it out the window and the music for “A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton started to play, but… it wasn’t the normal version.
“RIDIN’ ROUND THE BLOCK,
WITH A GLOCK,
YO ASS FINNA GET SHOT”
I closed my damn eyes because I didn’t know what was about to happen. I know Petey pulled the trigger because he started laughing and the person in the car next to us did too. Turns out, it was just a fucking water gun and the car next to us had one too. They just started shooting the water guns at each other and at one point, I got fucking tagged with it, too. I really have no idea how I got mixed up in this, but at least he’s vibin’ and no one’s dead… yet.
"#WARRIORRISINGPETEY"
THE NEXT DAY
[ON CAMERA]
SHEEEEEESH!
Ya boy is back with a brand new edition!
Wait, invention? I didn’t invent anything, so we’ll go with the remix, baby!
Y’all tired of seeing me yet or finally learning to love me? Either way my vibes are turnt ALL THE WAY THE F UP RIGHT NOW! I just became the #1 Contender for the OWA Television Championship yesterday, I got this Friends Like These tourney thing for a shot at the Warrior Rising Title which I’ll get to in a minute, then this Champions vs. Originals tag team match right after that… Ya boy grindin’ more than a stripper on an old man right now.
I’ve been getting a lot of hate recently, more than I have before… but now it’s because I’m starting to take this wrestling thing a bit more seriously and people don’t like that. Y’all see the work I’m putting in and now instead of just hating me for being me, you’re hating me because you actually see talent. I love it. I fuckin’ love this.
Hell, there’s a few people who are starting to be chill with me even though they were one of the ones in the beginning scared to be around me. Now look at ya, jaw dropped to the floor ready to suck my dick for some clout. Love to see it.
Alright, well… I guess I should probably start talking about this match since there’s a few of you in it. I need a damn Truly, but imma power through and then get one later. So first up is the man I’m going to battle against before all this goes down….
John Blade, you’re a fake ass rapper and I can’t wait to expose you in front of all my fans, dawg. I’ll save the rest of my words for our battle.
Moving along now! Will Riley is a name that almost means nothing to me. I feel like you’ve been pretty silent for a while so I’m not really worried about you, fam. Just uh, don’t show up or ya know, not be better than me and we’ll be fine.
Damn that’s two down already so who we got left? Oh shit that boy Scott Oasis is in this match. A lot of people thought that the buff ass Oasis was gonna carry me to victory in our last tag team match, but I carried him! Who would’ve thought? Nah though, we worked well together and got the job done, but he’s been in this business long enough to know that when there’s a Title shot on the line, anything goes. Friends become rivals for the duration of the match and depending on how much their pussy hurts after, they stay friends or move on. I’ve been here a whole ass year in a few days and been spreadin’ my seed all over the place at this point. I’ve started to get an understanding on how this shit works and that’s what I’ve picked up so far. Well, a lot more than that, but you’re pickin’ up what I’m puttin’ down! Anywhore, you’ve been funding our lives and shenanigans almost since the beginning of Big Drip Productions and obviously we’re thankful for that. I’m sure we would’ve found a way, but you made it easier for us and shit, we been eatin’ since. I don’t think money’s an issue for you anyways, because you be ballin’, fam. I’m sure you want that Warrior Rising Championship back, but you know I can’t let that happen. I’m on my grind and that belt is the next thing in my sights. There’s six of us in this match, so you best believe I’m gonna do my best to make sure I go on to face the bald chick and take it from her.
Fuck, I’m running out of time. Luckily there’s only two others to talk about now. First let’s get into this viking dude, Alf Hedwig? No, that’s not right. Ulf Hedgiver? I feel like I’m close, but whatever. I’ll be honest, I may have been eliminated, but I was watching the rest of that Rumble and did a little research to see what you’re about. You got talent man, I won’t lie about that. Between you and Tara, I think that’s all I’m even worried about in this match. I’m on FIRE right now and I know that I’m doing everything in my power to continue growing… in the ring and in my pants… SHEEEESSHHH! I know after the Rumble and a bit of a rocky start, you want this opportunity. We all do and I’m sure that’s what we’re all gonna say, you feel me? At the end of the day, it’s about who takes the opportunity by the balls and fondles it enough to move on to that Championship match. I ain’t afraid to get a little dirty for some gold!
And that leaves the lil baddie! Tara Fenix, phewww girl. You are a hottie and there’s no denying that. You got that figure that drives the men crazy. I ain’t gonna let you seduce me, though! Maybe after this match we can get some coffee or visit the Project: Honor Zoo, but for now, I got some gold to win, fam. I can’t do that with you and the others trying to do the same thing. I’m comin’ off a victory for a title contendership elsewhere, so I already have an advantage. It’s time to show y’all what I’m really made of. Between your cruise and whatever else you got going on, you seem a bit distracted from the shiny in front of you and that’s all fine. You know I’m all about the shenanigans and having fun, which BEE TEE DUBS, I will probably be on that cruise with ya, but that’s in the future. I’m focused on one thing right now and that’s the belt on the bald chick and taking it from her!
All that said, imma sound like a broken record, but this opportunity is mine. Indy Darling took the Grand Championship from me and personally I don’t wanna be with the big dawgs right now. I wanna work my way up and with my record right now, I probably shouldn’t even be up there. I got a massive losing record right now, but I’m working on that! From losing everything like a fool to losing with some improvement to finally winning some, you gotta respect my grind and growth! Anyone that doesn’t is a hater hater!
There’s some good talent in this match and I respect that, but who wants it more? Who’s ready for it?
The answer is CLEAR…
#1CONTENDERPETEY
#WARRIORRISINGPETEY
#LETMEEATYOURASSTARA
