Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2021 13:45:16 GMT -5
The scene opens as we see Earl Boyde aiming at a beer can with a rifle. He hits the can, causing it to knock over. Earl turns towards the camera and begins to speak.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, so before I start chit chatting aboot this whole National Outdoor Month celebration thingie, I have to say one thing to the winner of the ladder match. Julius Fairweather.
Earl would take a deep breath before speaking.
EARL BOYDE
HEY BOY, YOU LIL' BITCH! YOUR PUNCHES ARE SO WEAK JULIUS! I LET YOUR DAMN WEAK ASS WIN THAT MA-
The screen would get interuppted by the program interription screen before cutting to Earl in his backyard again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, sorry aboot that. Anyways, so I have to escape this killer who happens to be the champion. Her name is Elena De-Deb-De-D-Dee-Raca or whatever the hell you wanna spell it. I also have to outlast these three ugly hicks too. Let me tell you something, I am good at outlasting as I have once outlasted four guys in a vodka drinking contest.
Earl would leave the screen and enter his house. He brought back a can of beer with him. He would take a sip of the beer and contiune to speak.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, anyhow, so If I manage to win. I get to open a breifcase, I might get a shot at the legacy championship but I aint here for that. I'm here for the money, the power. I wanna get rich by bashing people's heads in. It's the dreams of legends, boy!
Earl would pull out his trusty kendo stick.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I will use my kendo stick to stop Elena in her trac-
Earl would pause for a bit, looking at the camera and his kendo stick back and forth before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, ah shit, I just remembered I can't attack Elena directly, welp, looks like my kendo stick will have to wait one day, until the-
Suddenly, a redneck with overalls on would come out of nowhere.
REDNECK
HEY, BOYDE, YOU BANGING MAH WIFE?
EARL BOYDE
HEY BOY, HOW DID YOU GET HERE, THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY, YOU KNOW!
The redneck would attempt to swing a punch at Boyde before Boyde would bash his head in with his kendo stick. Boyde would then contiune the beatdown offscreen before the scene fades to black.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, so before I start chit chatting aboot this whole National Outdoor Month celebration thingie, I have to say one thing to the winner of the ladder match. Julius Fairweather.
Earl would take a deep breath before speaking.
EARL BOYDE
HEY BOY, YOU LIL' BITCH! YOUR PUNCHES ARE SO WEAK JULIUS! I LET YOUR DAMN WEAK ASS WIN THAT MA-
The screen would get interuppted by the program interription screen before cutting to Earl in his backyard again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, sorry aboot that. Anyways, so I have to escape this killer who happens to be the champion. Her name is Elena De-Deb-De-D-Dee-Raca or whatever the hell you wanna spell it. I also have to outlast these three ugly hicks too. Let me tell you something, I am good at outlasting as I have once outlasted four guys in a vodka drinking contest.
Earl would leave the screen and enter his house. He brought back a can of beer with him. He would take a sip of the beer and contiune to speak.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, anyhow, so If I manage to win. I get to open a breifcase, I might get a shot at the legacy championship but I aint here for that. I'm here for the money, the power. I wanna get rich by bashing people's heads in. It's the dreams of legends, boy!
Earl would pull out his trusty kendo stick.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I will use my kendo stick to stop Elena in her trac-
Earl would pause for a bit, looking at the camera and his kendo stick back and forth before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, ah shit, I just remembered I can't attack Elena directly, welp, looks like my kendo stick will have to wait one day, until the-
Suddenly, a redneck with overalls on would come out of nowhere.
REDNECK
HEY, BOYDE, YOU BANGING MAH WIFE?
EARL BOYDE
HEY BOY, HOW DID YOU GET HERE, THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY, YOU KNOW!
The redneck would attempt to swing a punch at Boyde before Boyde would bash his head in with his kendo stick. Boyde would then contiune the beatdown offscreen before the scene fades to black.