Post by CallMeRobert on Jul 22, 2021 22:59:47 GMT -5
A small white box appears up in the top left corner, showing the television rating as ‘TV-MA’ with the letters ‘LSV’ underneath it.
The sounds of an alarm going off echo out of the darkness, before ‘The Final Countdown’ (Metal Cover) by Leo Moracchioli begins to play over the black screen.
An image of the words ‘Elite 7’ starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the words ‘Medal of Honor' starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Warrior Rising Championship, side by side with the Ascension Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the X-Factor Championship, side by side with the Noble Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Grand Championship, side by side with the Prime Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Tag Team Championship Titles start in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
Then finally the Legacy Championship Title slowly fades into view, directly in the middle of the screen. It quickly cuts to black.
Finally the words ‘THE EDGE’ with two red X’s, appear on the screen, out of the darkness.
We’re leaving together,
But still it’s farewell.
Our television screens begin to transmit recorded action, as we watch Julius Fairweather standing at the top of a ladder, holding up the case that holds his guaranteed Ascension Championship shot.
And maybe we’ll come back
To earth, who can tell?
Switch to see Havoc in the middle of the ring, while Pyro, Syndicate, Levi Kirsten, and Pandalike are trapped in cages around him.
I guess there is no one to blame.
We’re leaving ground. (Leaving ground)
Fade to a shot of Lesley Adora holding the Ascension Championship high into the air.
Will things ever be the same again?
Switch to the film of Jason Long being handed the Prime Championship Title AND The Noble Championship Title.
Flash to see Elena DeDraca being handed the Legacy Championship Title for the second time.
Finally a video of Cadillac Jackson running across the ring and shoving Dickie Watson off the turnbuckle, to the outside of the ring.
It’s the final countdown!
The Final Countdown!
Our view continues to show Cadillac Jackson on his knees, emotional after his victory in the Opportunity Knocks Rumble. We hang on the picture of an astonished Cadillac, before the image flashes to the Edge banner.
Slowly we fade to black, before coming to a live feed showing James Edgebrook standing in front of a monitor. Dressed in a ‘Dead By Daylight’ shirt with the Trapper on the front, and a pair of jeans...Edgebrook stands there with a smile on his face. The words ‘THE EDGE’ shine on the monitor behind him as the music slowly fades.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Welcome everyone, to The Edge number twenty!!! What an exciting time Project: Honor is having. From Guts, Gold, and Glory and the Opportunity Knocks Rumble last week...to the Dead By Daylight show and the Anniversary Show this week. Holy shit are we rocking! And remember when some of those douche-nozzles out in the world thought we wouldn’t make it past summer? Yeah, summer may have just started...BUT WE ARE GOING STRONG BABY!!! Now products...HIT ME WITH THOSE NEW FACES!!!
The words ‘New Talent’ appear on the now fixed screen behind him.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: As always, we like to introduce the new folks, who Rock Johnson got to sign on the dotted line. And between Fallout churning through the bodies and Proving Ground burning through egos...we need to keep replenishing our roster. So who do we got new this week?
The camera zooms in on the monitor behind James, where we see headshots of all the new roster members.
But different than usual, we cut to a logo that doesn’t look like one made by the professionals at Project: Honor...but instead, one made by James copied off of Google.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Now usually we say hello to all our new talent, but we never say goodbye to our old talent. So let’s give them a fair send off...shall we?
We pan out from the monitor showing the faces left us after the recent shows.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: While I’m happy to see all those new faces, it’s sad to see some step out. Curtis follows his fellow Miller Time partner out the door, Bam Miller...but since this is a new segment, I wanted to just focus on who left after Proving Ground nineteen and Guts, Gold, & Glory. Curtis didn’t fare too well in the Ascension Number One Contender Match...and Ozyamandias made quick work of the fair Vicky, sending her over the ropes and out of Project: Honor in one shot. But with our hellos and goodbyes out of the way...let’s head over to Rapture for this week’s edition of Rapture Reviews.
The cameras cut to a side-stage, where we see Fallout Warrior, Rapture, standing in front of a monitor.
RAPTURE: Hi, everybody! Has Lesley Adora run out of doves to train? Has Ozymandias finally finished changing the filter on that special mask he wears? Has Kayden Ellis run out of women to stalk? FEAR NOT...for in our spare time, us Warriors have to find stuff to fill those hours of inactivity. We can’t all have other federations to compete in like many of the Warriors here...or time to waste on a pretty face like Pyro. Some of us have to find other forms of entertainment to waste our time upon, when the bowl is empty and the streets are bare.
A movie poster appears on the monitor behind Rapture.
RAPTURE: Evil Babysitter, that dude from those old Vine videos, the redhead from Pornhub, and the shirtless dude that is cousins with the shirtless dude from Arrow. I’m down for the whole evil satanic cult thing and this movie has its funny moments, but I never understand how these grown-ass adults keep getting their ass handed to them by a child. Either way, it was entertaining and kept my attention. I give it three-and-a-half Amanda Cerny vine videos, out of five.
The ‘The Babysitter’ poster switches to a second poster.
RAPTURE: I figured if I watched the first one, might as well watch the second one. All our favorite D-listers are back via resurrection and this whole satanic thing again. But they throw in the HUGE twist, that I won’t spoil for you.
Rapture turns towards a camera that’s to his right, as the shot cuts to it.
RAPTURE: The little girl from the first movie is the big bad in this one.
He turns back towards the regular camera as our view goes back to normal.
RAPTURE: Whoopsie! Well, the little dude is back in this one too...but is now a tall dude. And he enlists the help of the girl from another Netflix series ‘You’. Which is also a deliciously little twisted show. BUT...we get through this one, one by one as tall dude picks off our resurrected bunch. The redhead shows more cleavage, the shirtless dude...well...shows us more shirtless moments...and King Bach is annoying and funny at the same time. Another twist comes in at the end when the Babysitter from the first movie, saves the good guys. But...she looks skinnier. Not as healthy. And we even get a quick look at another Vine refugee, Amanda Cerny, popping up at a gas station! Overall, I give this movie four glass cages, out of five. Not as good as the first, but it has its moments...and honestly, the Queen music saves it.
The monitor switches from the ‘The Babysitter: Killer Queen’ poster, back to the Edge logo.
RAPTURE: Thank you for visiting me on Rapture Reviews. Next time I will be reviewing Code 8...and...well...I need to watch some more movies.
The camera cuts back over to James.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Talk about being ready there, bud. Let’s help pay for Rock Johnson’s grandiose Anniversary Show. Hit us with those delicious commercials!
Back from the commercial, we see James Edgebrook standing in front of a monitor with the words ‘ELITE 7’ on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Elite Seven, a group of individuals who we believe are the CREAM of the crop. A group of individuals, whom we believe are the current competitive faces of Project: Honor as a whole. As usual lately, our Elite Seven saw a change as we saw five of the seven lose at Triple-G or Proving Ground, last week. So let’s take a look at how we are built now.
The words ‘Elite 7: Number Seven’ appear on the monitor, replacing the ‘ELITE 7’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Our number seven is fell a tad from his previous spot...
Last Show: Eliminated himself in Opportunity Knocks Rumble, Record: 5-4-1 (Grand Champion), Movement: 1 Down
JAMES EDGEBROOK: He had a little bit of fun in the OK Rumble, but finally he decided to just eliminate himself and watch the lesser beings fight for their chance to face him. Despite a little tussle with Aiden Reynolds that got him booted from ringside, I think Ozy had a decent night and did what he wanted, when he wanted, how he wanted.
The photo of Ozymandias fades out to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Six’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: At six, we have another person falling from grace...
Last Match: Lost to Elena DeDraca (Legacy Championship Match), Record: 9-5, Movement: 2 Down
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Evil Within scared the living bejesus out of me, but Elena was able to stand strong. Despite this setback, Mark still has great things in front of him. He is just one win away from joining that double-digit win club and I’m sure he will regain gold sooner rather than later.
Hunter’s photo quickly transitions to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Five’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Sitting at Johnny Number Five, we have a newcomer...
Last Match: Won Opportunity Knocks Rumble, Record 4-9, Movement: Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: That record doesn’t look too hot. But given the fact that he just won the Opportunity Knocks Rumble, defeating Dickie Watson at the end to claim the victory...speaks volumes to how much he has grown since he came onto the PH scene. With this victory and a Grand Championship shot in his pocket, I can only see things going up for young Cadillac.
The words ‘Elite 7: Number Four’ replace the picture of Jackson.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Falling down a bit...
Last Match: Lost to Jason Long (Triple Threat Unsanctioned Prime/Noble Match), Record: 6-3, Movement: 2 Down
JAMES EDGEBROOK: A loss like that, really puts things in perspective. But she fought hard and she overcame a lot of things people didn’t think she would. And now with Redd out of the picture...stupid Kayden...maybe she can focus more on wrestling, instead of her so-called friend.
Fade out to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Three’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Standing strong at three...
Last Match: N/A, Record 17-5, Movement: -
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Yeah, they didn’t wrestle this week. But given the rest of the movement on this list, MYO stays strong at where they are and where they can only go up.
The picture of MYOJIN is quickly replaced by the words ‘Elite 7: Number Two’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Coming in with a MASSIVE jump in the rankings...
Last Match: Defeated Savannah Sunshine & Kayla Richards (Triple Threat Unsanctioned Prime/Noble Match), Record 5-6 (Prime & Noble Champion), Movement Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I know this was a LARGE jump for him, but the man did just take down the former number two in the rankings, take down a BITTER rival, retain his Prime Championship, AND won that elusive Noble Championship. All in one night. Not much can top that...
Jason’s face fades to the words ‘Elite 7: Number One’. The letters (and number) are highlighted in gold and have added depth to them, to make them look as if they are popping off the screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: With exception to the one...the only...THE NEW LEGACY CHAMPION...
Last Match: Defeated Mark Hunter (Legacy Championship Match), Record 13-1 (Legacy Champion), Movement -
JAMES EDGEBROOK: She faced The Evil Within and came out to tell the tale. Mark was a force to be dealt with and it took everything she had to do so, in the end having to force him unconscious to get the win. Plus her friends were easy on the eyes...especially the one with the greenish hair.
James smiles as the Elite 7 list appears on the screen.
The screen hangs on the shot of the Elite 7 one more time before going back to ‘The Edge’ logo, with James standing next to it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: That’s one heck of a who’s who in Project: Honor. And we know everyone is continuously scratching to get their names there. So let’s send this too commercial before I can make some HUGE predictions and we get a little Double-X surprise!
Back from the OWA commercial...we see James Edgebrook at the large silver desk, but the other chairs are filled as well; Clara Olson, Alara Adams, and Arik Holt. On the monitor behind him are multiple images of people and their Predictions records.
Pictures of everyone who has made predictions, appear on the monitor behind them.
An image of James Edgebrook appears. A few stats appear below his image: “Last Show: 3-3, Overall: 89-61”
An image of Clara Olson, next to James’. Stats appear under his image: “Overall: 70-21”
An image of Alara Adams appears on the monitor, next to James’ picture. Stats appear under her image as well: “Overall: 28-19”
An image of Redd appears on the monitor, next to Alara’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Last Show: 10-3, Overall: 10-3”
An image of Arik Holt appears on the monitor, next to Redd’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Overall: 10-4”
An image of Lil Petey appears on the monitor, next to Arik’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Overall: 5-1”
JAMES EDGEBROOK: As you can see, I brought back a whole SLEW of individuals for this one. Yeah, we couldn’t get Redd back...since he is in jail...and I couldn’t get Lil’ Petey back, well...because supposedly he is still coming down hard off those ‘shrooms. Remember...don’t do drugs, kids. But I would like to welcome back the Fallout Announcer, Clara Olson…
CLARA OLSON: Hello!
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Fallout’s Color Commentator, Alara Adams…
ALARA ADAMS: Feels weird to be back here...and almost dirty…
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And Fallout’s Assistant General Manager, Arik Holt…
Arik smiles and waves to the camera.
All of the images fade out on the monitor and are replaced by the words ”Fallout X: Dead By Daylight.”
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Fallout comes back to us with a normal show this week...well...not really normal, but a regular show none-the-less.
ALARA ADAMS: DeMarco has outdone himself this time, in trying to bring new ideas and bloody consequences to the Fallout brand. While I wonder who will survive this show, I also wonder who will be my partner in crime.
Arik raises his hand, to which Alara turns to him...rolls her eyes...then looks back at Clara and James.
ALARA ADAMS: Arik, you don’t even talk…
Arik slowly lowers his hand and looks down, a little depressed.
CLARA OLSON: I offered my assistance, but DeMarco hasn’t gotten back to me.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This is going to be a bloodbath. While Seede is newer to the mix, there’s no reason for Arjen to team with him if he didn’t carry the same ideals.
ALARA ADAMS: Wasn’t Lazarus that crazy bastard who damn near killed Colton Saint in a deathmatch?
Arik nods his head ‘yes’.
CLARA OLSON: Now Colton is off somewhere, crying about he’s not Saint...he’s not Montaya...blah-blah-blah...whine-whine-whine. It’s too bad that Arjen didn’t fucking kill that twat-waffle.
Everyone stops talking and stares at Clara...astonished by what she just said.
CLARA OLSON: What? The guy was a total asshat and deserved way more than Arjen gave him.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Well with that being said, I think Bishop and Bezerk aren’t long for this world. Arjen and Seede in a Massacre.
CLARA OLSON: Agreed. This isn’t even going to be close.
ALARA ADAMS: It will be nice to see The Massacre hand Bishop that two piece and a biscuit he offered to Vickie, before she slapped him upside the head and stormed out.
Arik holds up a little whiteboard that just says ‘Arjen & Seede’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Pyro taking on Mason Destruction, Yelich, Artemis Shepherd, and Pandalike. This is an interesting little design by DeMarco, but only time will tell if it becomes popular. I’m sure if it isn’t liked, Rock Johnson will shut down any future plans of another same-type show. But with this match, I only really see Pyro and Mason having a chance. And with that, I think...hmmm...I’m going to have to put some money on Mason.
ALARA ADAMS: How can you go against Pyro and that sweet ass new look? The man gets a little pus’ and suddenly he cuts off those nasty dreads and cleans himself up. It’s amazing what a little WAP can do to a man. I think Pyro walks out as the winner of this trial.
CLARA OLSON: But Mason has an image to redo, after losing that Ascension Championship to Adora. I think Mason finds a way to escape the trial, without being taken out completely by Pyro.
Arik takes a deep breath and holds up his whiteboard and it just says ‘Pyro’ on it...with flames drawn behind it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Next up we got the NEWLY crowned Ascension Champion, Lesley Adora, taking on Levi Kirstein, Bianca McBride, Thorberg Aaronsson, and Kagome Akaibara. Kagome hasn’t been herself since Winterborn impaled her with those lawn darts and Thorberg just isn't up to Adora’s level yet. I’m interested to see what McBride brings to the table, but we all know Kirstein has the oomph to pull this off. And in the end, I think it’s Kirstein who comes out on top in this match...escaping from the trial first.
CLARA OLSON:[/b] And I’m going to give it to McBride. I know we haven’t seen what she can do, quite yet. But I have a good feeling about her. She walks out of this with that Purge prize in place, and a chance for a good briefcase.
Arik holds up his whiteboard that reads ‘McBride. She looks tough’.
ALARA ADAMS: Y’all are crazy. Adora is riding high after snatching up that Ascension Championship in one hell of a sexy fashion. That man can bring me to the light anytime he wants.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This portion of the Fallout predictions, apparently brought to us by lego.
James touches his ear piece.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This isn’t a commercial? That’s not a leg man? You’re yanking my chain...that’s Jason Long still? Jesus! Anyway...Jason Long versus Havoc, Julius Fairweather, Slade Castle, and our very own Rapture.
RAPTURE (Off screen): FUCK YEAH!!!
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Sorry, bud. Jason’s got almost all the shinnies and I doubt he will let this slip out of his hands either.
Arik holds up a sign that says ‘Julius Fairweather, he’s a bad motherfucker’.
ALARA ADAMS: Agreed. You just can’t look past that chocolate dynamite like that. Julius won the Ascension Number One Contendership…
CLARA OLSON: But Havoc won the Noble Number One Contendership…
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And Jason WON the Prime Championship and Noble Championship. The man is sitting pretty on top of Fallout right now.
ALARA ADAMS: Yeah, but I’m thinking Julius is on such a hot streak...that he just continues here.
CLARA OLSON: Well I’m throwing my pick behind Havoc. He has some unfinished business for both Julius and Jason.
RAPTURE (Off screen): So no one is picking me?
Everyone ignores Rapture’s question.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Main Event of Fallout, putting Elena DeDraca against Syndicate, Earl Boyde, the returning Trey Bouchet, and Latoya Hixx. No question here for me, Elena with the win.
ALARA ADAMS: Although Syndicate put on one hell of a show at Guts, Gold, and Glory. I think I’m going to go out on a limb here and say Syndicate makes the upset escape. It’s not like he has to technically defeat her, just get away from her long enough to escape.
CLARA OLSON: I got my girl covered. Elena DeDraca continues her reign over us peons.
Arik holds up his white board and it has Elena’s name, then crossed out. It has Syndicate’s name...then crossed out. He finally has Trey Bouchet’s name and it is circled with the words ‘MASSIVE UPSET’ next to it. He mimics a suplex and just smiles while everyone looks at him oddly.
The Fallout Main Event image fades out and is replaced by ‘Proving Ground XX: A Year In The Making’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And the show a lot of us are happy to see...the Anniversary Show. Last year, on July Thirty-First, Project Honor opened it’s doors and opened our hearts as the FIRST match was Lil Petey taking on Phoenix LeStrange. And we never looked back.
ALARA ADAMS: Oh I’m sure Lil’ Petey was...looking at Pheonix’s back, front, bottom, top...anything he could get a peek at.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Jay Crowley, easy win.
ALARA ADAMS: Yep.
CLARA OLSON: Poor kid. Crowley with the early victory.
Arik holds up his sign that says ‘Crowley...sorry Guy’
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Our boy Rapture pulling double duty, but still going to lose.
RAPTURE (Off screen): Son-of-a-BITCH!!!
ALARA ADAMS: Sorry, Rap. If you ain’t got it in you to win on Fallout turf...you definitely ain’t winning at PG. Angelo for the inaugural win.
CLARA OLSON: We do love you, Rapture. Really, we do. But Angelo is going to win.
Arik holds up his little whiteboard that says ‘Caito with the KO’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Ace Sky was a swing and a miss his first time around and he seems to not doing as well this time, either. Swindle with the victory.
CLARA OLSON: Boring...someone want to tell these guys that leather-
ALARA ADAMS: -isn’t worth it unless I’m wrapped in it and tied up? I agree, Clara. Maybe you and I can test this out one time.
Alara winks at Clara.
ALARA ADAMS: But for now, Swindle swindles his way into the record books with a victory over Ace.
CLARA OLSON: Shirtless with leather jackets, almost as cliche as these kids sticking their tongues out for pictures, like it’s supposed to be cool. But I’ll go with Shelldrake because I’ve seen how little damage Sky can do.
Everyone turns to Arik who holds up his sign with a turtle on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Shell-drake?
Arik gives him a thumbs up.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Kayla Richards makes her debut on Proving Ground…
ALARA ADAMS: Because she was too embarrassed to face Jason Long again after he whipped her ass.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: ...taking on Pat The Postman I think Kayla has some agressions to get out. Kayla with the huge win.
ALARA ADAMS: Only thing huge about her is her huge ass fake plastic titties and that huge yellow streak running down her back. Though I want to say Pat the Postman, he just hasn’t been the same since Unbreakable Resolution last December. Kayla, begrudgingly, gets the victory.
CLARA OLSON: Not all of us can be gifted like you, Alara. Some of us have to find other ways to lift ourselves up. Kayla returns from her loss, to slaughter herself a Postman.
Everyone looks to Arik, whose eyes are still fixed on Alara. He shakes it off and quickly writes on his whiteboard and holds it up to show ‘Kayla’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Arata and Daniel have both impressed us. But I think Arata has the higher ceiling in this one. Arata takes it home.
ALARA ADAMS: God, what I would do for a good hardcore match on Proving Ground. Arata with the clean win on Ackermann.
CLARA OLSON: Arata, circle takes the square.
Arik points at Clara and shakes his head ‘yes’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Valkyrie versus Mr. Opportunity Knocks himself. Cadillac, I’m sure, is still riding high from his victory last week...and honestly, I think that continues for him.
CLARA OLSON: I think Valkyrie has had enough of these Proving Ground goody-two-shoe games and she makes a mockery of Mr OK.
ALARA ADAMS: Well said, Clara. Valkyrie is going to rip Cadillac a new tailpipe.
Arik moves his head back and forth before holding up his whiteboard showing a poorly drawn Cadillac logo.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Filler. Hunter cooks the Chef.
ALARA ADAMS: This is why they have so many matches. They keep putting big names versus scrubs. Mark unleashes some of the fire he still has left over from G-G-G.
CLARA OLSON: Serrano is going to be just as delusional as he was trying to get into the Opportunity Knocks Rumble Match. Hunter is going to slaughter him.
Arik smiles as he holds up his whiteboard and in red pen it reads ‘Evil Within’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Weird not to see Aiden in a tag match with Dickie, but had to find something to do with both Aussies for this one. But despite this, I still think Aiden has the talent to pull Mark through the Big Drip boys.
ALARA ADAMS: Those Big Drip Boys would lose to Aiden if he was by himself. Aiden and Mark pulling Australia to victory.
CLARA OLSON: I think this will be closer than people think...but I’ve got money on the idea that Aiden carries everyone in this match.
With his whiteboard already in the air, Arik points at ‘Aiden & Mark’ that he wrote on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The end of the Friends Like These tournament, gives us a six-way elimination match. I think Ulf walks out of this, with the Warrior Rising shot.
ALARA ADAMS: I’m going to have to side with Tara. She has good taste, visiting Fallout so often lately.
CLARA OLSON: Women of the world, unite. Tara with the win.
Arik holds up his board to show he wrote ‘Ulf’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Main Event of Proving Ground, puts the three remaining originals from the original PH roster...versus the Champions. Although, this will be the second match in a row that Petey will be in...so he will be almost useless in this one. So it will be the champs versus Dickie and MYOJIN. I have faith in MYOJIN, though. So the Originals win.
CLARA OLSON: Emmanuelle is so looked down upon...and that should change! Champions win.
ALARA ADAMS: The Champs also have Ozy. That man is a beast. And with Lance standing next to him and Emmanuelle backing them up...yeah...Champions for the win.
Everyone turns to Arik to see him holding up his white board that reads ‘Originals: Dickie, MYOJIN, Petey’.
The monitor switches to the Edge logo once more.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And with that, we covered what...fifteen or so matches? Thank you all for coming and joining me on our twentieth episode! But right now, it’s time to earn you all a cut for coming on and saying hi...except you, Arik. You’re salary management.
Arik lowers his head in disappointment as Clara and Alara wave and we cut to commercial.
We return back from the commercial for Kingdom Prol, to see James standing in front of a monitor with The Edge logo on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Welcome to the final segment of the show! A time where I get to hand out awards to those who are deserving. Let’s get these Medals to all those who earned them on last week’s Fallout and Proving Ground’s shows.
The words ‘Best Promo’ appear on screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Best Promo. The award is handed to the person or persons, who deliver the best promotional video for their match. We watch video after video after video, digging into each detail and pulling out what we like the best.
A picture of Jason Long appears underneath the words ‘Best Promo’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Jason tore Kayla apart, lambasted his little girlfriend, and gave us all the chills...getting ready for his upcoming showdown and chance to become Project: Honor’s first ever dual singles champion.
The screen goes blank for a moment, before showing the words ‘Segment Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Segment of the Night looks at the break between the action. Who showed up and made us want more. Who grabbed our attention. Both shows gave us much to enjoy, but only one brought the storm!
A picture of Syndicate appears under the words 'Segment Of The Night’
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Syndicate came into Guts, Gold, & Glory with an eye on the prize...almost accomplishing his goal. He put people on notice. He gave us a history lesson of the man we know as Syndicate, painting us a picture of what drives him. It was beautiful. Not as flashy as a lot of other segments, but it got the job done!
The picture of the Syndicate fades away, replaced by the words ‘Feud Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Feud of the Night highlights a feud that is building or is starting. And while I could have went multiple directions, only one feud came to its final head in what could be described as a rubber match.
A picture of Jason Long and Kayla Richards appear underneath ‘Feud Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: These two have been going at it since before Wired Consequences and after each of them taking a match from the other...everything was laid out for them at Guts, Gold, & Glory. And with Jason taking the rubber match, he put an exclamation point on this rivalry and sent Kayla packing to Proving Ground.
‘Spot Of The Night’ replaces the picture of Jason and Kayla.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Bumps, falls, spots...we all love them...we all secretly enjoy watching them. Spot of the Night highlights who grabbed us with that ‘wow’ factor. Who made the fans’ jaw drop in a true moment of ‘Holy Shit!’?
The monitor starts to show footage from Fallout.
BUT SAVANNAH! THE NOBLE CHAMPION! SAVANNAH DEADLIFTS JASON INTO THE AIR! BRAINFREEZE! THE SPINNING BRAINBUSTER AND DROPPING HIM RIGHT ON HIS NECK AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER ON THE PRIME CHAMPION! THE LEGS ARE HOOKED!
ONE!
TWO!
THR-
JASON LONG KICKS OUT! SAVANNAH CAN’T BELIEVE IT! SHE REALLY THOUGHT SHE HAD IT! BUT THE QUEEN OF CANDYLAND WON’T BACK DOWN FROM ANYONE AS SHE BACKS HERSELF INTO THE CORNER, KEEPING HER EYES ON HER LOVER AND CHARGING IN… SPINNING HOOK KICK FROM LONG! BICYCLE KNEE FOLLOWS! ICONKICK SHOOTS… AND MISSES! SAVANNAH WITH THE JAWBREAKER! HER OWN SPINNING HOOK KICK! SHE ATTEMPTS THE KNEE STRIKE BUT BLOCKED BY JASON! PUSHING HER BACK AND JASON’S GOT BARBED WIRE IN HIS HANDS - ICONKICK TO STUN SAVANNAH - AND SHE’S STAGGERING IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS JASON… HE’S WRAPPING THE BARBED WIRE AROUND HIS KNEE AND LOOKS TO SAVANNAH… CHARGING KNEE STRIKE WITH THE ADDITIONAL BARBED WIRE TO THE HEAD OF SAVANNAH SUNSHINE!
ALARA ADAMS: What happened to Jason saying that he didn’t want to hurt Savannah the way that he’d hurt Kayla? Has something truly snapped in Jason right now?
KAYDEN ELLIS: I have no idea but the end is near and the end is nigh, Alara! This is anyone's game right now!
Jason has himself backed into the corner and lines himself up with Savannah - who’s laid out on her back and completely out of it, blood pouring from the cuts on her forehead from the Barbed Wire Knee from Jason Long - and Jason feels that remorse finally setting in after the sadistic attack on Savannah[/font
The monitor goes back to saying ‘Spot Of The Night’ and has a picture of Jason Long connecting with the barbed-wire wrapped charging knee strike to the head of Savannah Sunshine.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: No one expected Jason to get this violent with Savannah, but she would not stay down. And despite him pleading with her, she even still got up from this. Savannah gave it all and pushed Jason to the edge...though it would have been interesting to see JUST how far he would have taken it.
The words and picture on the screen, are replaced by ‘Match Of The Night’
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Match of the Night, best match of the back-to-back shows. And despite some HUGE matches on the PPV...
Under the words ‘Match of The Night’ appears a picture of the Ozymandias ‘Opportunity Knocks Rumble’ poster.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: How can you pick against this? The whole roster...in one ring. Everyone fighting to see who was the best. One night, one chance, one winner.
‘The words ‘Medal Of Honor’ replace the entire Match of the Night image.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And the blue ribbon to be pinned on our lapel, we move on to the Medal of Honor itself. Who stood out from the pack? Who held their head up in a power pose, large enough to push down the haters?
A picture of Cadillac Jackson appears again on the screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: How can you pick AGAINST the man who beat the entire Proving Ground roster? He stepped up to the plate and took on everyone...even if it was from under the ring. Elena, Jason, Lesley...all worthy...but Cadillac proved for one night, he could top anybody.
The monitor cuts to ‘The Edge’ logo.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: What a show...what a TWENTIETH SHOW!!! We reached twenty, technically before Proving Ground could. How about that??? But all kidding aside, the Anniversary Show next week and these Dead by Daylight trials...it’s only getting better folks
‘The Final Countdown’ (Metal Cover) by Leo Moracchioli begins to play softly in the background.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: So thank you for coming to see me tonight. Thanks to Alara Adams, Clara Olson, and Arik Holt...for helping me on set. My name is James Edgebrook and this is The Edge. Goodnight everyone!
The camera slowly pans out away from James.
The music fades out as we go to a black screen with a Project: Honor logo on it.
The sounds of an alarm going off echo out of the darkness, before ‘The Final Countdown’ (Metal Cover) by Leo Moracchioli begins to play over the black screen.
An image of the words ‘Elite 7’ starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the words ‘Medal of Honor' starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Warrior Rising Championship, side by side with the Ascension Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the X-Factor Championship, side by side with the Noble Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Grand Championship, side by side with the Prime Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Tag Team Championship Titles start in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
Then finally the Legacy Championship Title slowly fades into view, directly in the middle of the screen. It quickly cuts to black.
Finally the words ‘THE EDGE’ with two red X’s, appear on the screen, out of the darkness.
We’re leaving together,
But still it’s farewell.
Our television screens begin to transmit recorded action, as we watch Julius Fairweather standing at the top of a ladder, holding up the case that holds his guaranteed Ascension Championship shot.
And maybe we’ll come back
To earth, who can tell?
Switch to see Havoc in the middle of the ring, while Pyro, Syndicate, Levi Kirsten, and Pandalike are trapped in cages around him.
I guess there is no one to blame.
We’re leaving ground. (Leaving ground)
Fade to a shot of Lesley Adora holding the Ascension Championship high into the air.
Will things ever be the same again?
Switch to the film of Jason Long being handed the Prime Championship Title AND The Noble Championship Title.
Flash to see Elena DeDraca being handed the Legacy Championship Title for the second time.
Finally a video of Cadillac Jackson running across the ring and shoving Dickie Watson off the turnbuckle, to the outside of the ring.
It’s the final countdown!
The Final Countdown!
Our view continues to show Cadillac Jackson on his knees, emotional after his victory in the Opportunity Knocks Rumble. We hang on the picture of an astonished Cadillac, before the image flashes to the Edge banner.
Slowly we fade to black, before coming to a live feed showing James Edgebrook standing in front of a monitor. Dressed in a ‘Dead By Daylight’ shirt with the Trapper on the front, and a pair of jeans...Edgebrook stands there with a smile on his face. The words ‘THE EDGE’ shine on the monitor behind him as the music slowly fades.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Welcome everyone, to The Edge number twenty!!! What an exciting time Project: Honor is having. From Guts, Gold, and Glory and the Opportunity Knocks Rumble last week...to the Dead By Daylight show and the Anniversary Show this week. Holy shit are we rocking! And remember when some of those douche-nozzles out in the world thought we wouldn’t make it past summer? Yeah, summer may have just started...BUT WE ARE GOING STRONG BABY!!! Now products...HIT ME WITH THOSE NEW FACES!!!
The words ‘New Talent’ appear on the now fixed screen behind him.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: As always, we like to introduce the new folks, who Rock Johnson got to sign on the dotted line. And between Fallout churning through the bodies and Proving Ground burning through egos...we need to keep replenishing our roster. So who do we got new this week?
The camera zooms in on the monitor behind James, where we see headshots of all the new roster members.
But different than usual, we cut to a logo that doesn’t look like one made by the professionals at Project: Honor...but instead, one made by James copied off of Google.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Now usually we say hello to all our new talent, but we never say goodbye to our old talent. So let’s give them a fair send off...shall we?
We pan out from the monitor showing the faces left us after the recent shows.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: While I’m happy to see all those new faces, it’s sad to see some step out. Curtis follows his fellow Miller Time partner out the door, Bam Miller...but since this is a new segment, I wanted to just focus on who left after Proving Ground nineteen and Guts, Gold, & Glory. Curtis didn’t fare too well in the Ascension Number One Contender Match...and Ozyamandias made quick work of the fair Vicky, sending her over the ropes and out of Project: Honor in one shot. But with our hellos and goodbyes out of the way...let’s head over to Rapture for this week’s edition of Rapture Reviews.
The cameras cut to a side-stage, where we see Fallout Warrior, Rapture, standing in front of a monitor.
RAPTURE: Hi, everybody! Has Lesley Adora run out of doves to train? Has Ozymandias finally finished changing the filter on that special mask he wears? Has Kayden Ellis run out of women to stalk? FEAR NOT...for in our spare time, us Warriors have to find stuff to fill those hours of inactivity. We can’t all have other federations to compete in like many of the Warriors here...or time to waste on a pretty face like Pyro. Some of us have to find other forms of entertainment to waste our time upon, when the bowl is empty and the streets are bare.
A movie poster appears on the monitor behind Rapture.
RAPTURE: Evil Babysitter, that dude from those old Vine videos, the redhead from Pornhub, and the shirtless dude that is cousins with the shirtless dude from Arrow. I’m down for the whole evil satanic cult thing and this movie has its funny moments, but I never understand how these grown-ass adults keep getting their ass handed to them by a child. Either way, it was entertaining and kept my attention. I give it three-and-a-half Amanda Cerny vine videos, out of five.
The ‘The Babysitter’ poster switches to a second poster.
RAPTURE: I figured if I watched the first one, might as well watch the second one. All our favorite D-listers are back via resurrection and this whole satanic thing again. But they throw in the HUGE twist, that I won’t spoil for you.
Rapture turns towards a camera that’s to his right, as the shot cuts to it.
RAPTURE: The little girl from the first movie is the big bad in this one.
He turns back towards the regular camera as our view goes back to normal.
RAPTURE: Whoopsie! Well, the little dude is back in this one too...but is now a tall dude. And he enlists the help of the girl from another Netflix series ‘You’. Which is also a deliciously little twisted show. BUT...we get through this one, one by one as tall dude picks off our resurrected bunch. The redhead shows more cleavage, the shirtless dude...well...shows us more shirtless moments...and King Bach is annoying and funny at the same time. Another twist comes in at the end when the Babysitter from the first movie, saves the good guys. But...she looks skinnier. Not as healthy. And we even get a quick look at another Vine refugee, Amanda Cerny, popping up at a gas station! Overall, I give this movie four glass cages, out of five. Not as good as the first, but it has its moments...and honestly, the Queen music saves it.
The monitor switches from the ‘The Babysitter: Killer Queen’ poster, back to the Edge logo.
RAPTURE: Thank you for visiting me on Rapture Reviews. Next time I will be reviewing Code 8...and...well...I need to watch some more movies.
The camera cuts back over to James.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Talk about being ready there, bud. Let’s help pay for Rock Johnson’s grandiose Anniversary Show. Hit us with those delicious commercials!
Back from the commercial, we see James Edgebrook standing in front of a monitor with the words ‘ELITE 7’ on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Elite Seven, a group of individuals who we believe are the CREAM of the crop. A group of individuals, whom we believe are the current competitive faces of Project: Honor as a whole. As usual lately, our Elite Seven saw a change as we saw five of the seven lose at Triple-G or Proving Ground, last week. So let’s take a look at how we are built now.
The words ‘Elite 7: Number Seven’ appear on the monitor, replacing the ‘ELITE 7’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Our number seven is fell a tad from his previous spot...
Last Show: Eliminated himself in Opportunity Knocks Rumble, Record: 5-4-1 (Grand Champion), Movement: 1 Down
JAMES EDGEBROOK: He had a little bit of fun in the OK Rumble, but finally he decided to just eliminate himself and watch the lesser beings fight for their chance to face him. Despite a little tussle with Aiden Reynolds that got him booted from ringside, I think Ozy had a decent night and did what he wanted, when he wanted, how he wanted.
The photo of Ozymandias fades out to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Six’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: At six, we have another person falling from grace...
Last Match: Lost to Elena DeDraca (Legacy Championship Match), Record: 9-5, Movement: 2 Down
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Evil Within scared the living bejesus out of me, but Elena was able to stand strong. Despite this setback, Mark still has great things in front of him. He is just one win away from joining that double-digit win club and I’m sure he will regain gold sooner rather than later.
Hunter’s photo quickly transitions to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Five’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Sitting at Johnny Number Five, we have a newcomer...
Last Match: Won Opportunity Knocks Rumble, Record 4-9, Movement: Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: That record doesn’t look too hot. But given the fact that he just won the Opportunity Knocks Rumble, defeating Dickie Watson at the end to claim the victory...speaks volumes to how much he has grown since he came onto the PH scene. With this victory and a Grand Championship shot in his pocket, I can only see things going up for young Cadillac.
The words ‘Elite 7: Number Four’ replace the picture of Jackson.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Falling down a bit...
Last Match: Lost to Jason Long (Triple Threat Unsanctioned Prime/Noble Match), Record: 6-3, Movement: 2 Down
JAMES EDGEBROOK: A loss like that, really puts things in perspective. But she fought hard and she overcame a lot of things people didn’t think she would. And now with Redd out of the picture...stupid Kayden...maybe she can focus more on wrestling, instead of her so-called friend.
Fade out to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Three’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Standing strong at three...
Last Match: N/A, Record 17-5, Movement: -
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Yeah, they didn’t wrestle this week. But given the rest of the movement on this list, MYO stays strong at where they are and where they can only go up.
The picture of MYOJIN is quickly replaced by the words ‘Elite 7: Number Two’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Coming in with a MASSIVE jump in the rankings...
Last Match: Defeated Savannah Sunshine & Kayla Richards (Triple Threat Unsanctioned Prime/Noble Match), Record 5-6 (Prime & Noble Champion), Movement Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I know this was a LARGE jump for him, but the man did just take down the former number two in the rankings, take down a BITTER rival, retain his Prime Championship, AND won that elusive Noble Championship. All in one night. Not much can top that...
Jason’s face fades to the words ‘Elite 7: Number One’. The letters (and number) are highlighted in gold and have added depth to them, to make them look as if they are popping off the screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: With exception to the one...the only...THE NEW LEGACY CHAMPION...
Last Match: Defeated Mark Hunter (Legacy Championship Match), Record 13-1 (Legacy Champion), Movement -
JAMES EDGEBROOK: She faced The Evil Within and came out to tell the tale. Mark was a force to be dealt with and it took everything she had to do so, in the end having to force him unconscious to get the win. Plus her friends were easy on the eyes...especially the one with the greenish hair.
James smiles as the Elite 7 list appears on the screen.
The screen hangs on the shot of the Elite 7 one more time before going back to ‘The Edge’ logo, with James standing next to it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: That’s one heck of a who’s who in Project: Honor. And we know everyone is continuously scratching to get their names there. So let’s send this too commercial before I can make some HUGE predictions and we get a little Double-X surprise!
Saturday, July 24th, 2021
American Airlines, Dallas, TX
2021 Athena’s Cup Tournament, Semi-Finals Match
Natalie Cage vs Hana Nakajima
BIANCA vs Daisy Thrash
Srena Bennett vs Alyssa Grace
Stephanie Matsuda & Jonetta Stone vs Dulce Torres & Gwen Harper
2021 Athena’s Cup Tournament, Semi-Finals Match
Revy vs The Banshee
OWA Outlaw Championship
Theodor Pavel (C) vs Udy Ryland
Shin Sekai Wrestling
Arata Asakura vs Hunter Draco
Frontline’s Revenge II: Fans as Lumberjacks
Christopher Sabertooth vs Brandon Hendrix
Shin Sekai Wrestling
Jodan Jonouchi vs Kai D. Oh
OWA World Championship Match
Jeff X (C) vs JD Damon
30 Minute Iron Man Spartan Championship Match
Jason Long (C) vs Noah Quinn
Back from the OWA commercial...we see James Edgebrook at the large silver desk, but the other chairs are filled as well; Clara Olson, Alara Adams, and Arik Holt. On the monitor behind him are multiple images of people and their Predictions records.
Pictures of everyone who has made predictions, appear on the monitor behind them.
An image of James Edgebrook appears. A few stats appear below his image: “Last Show: 3-3, Overall: 89-61”
An image of Clara Olson, next to James’. Stats appear under his image: “Overall: 70-21”
An image of Alara Adams appears on the monitor, next to James’ picture. Stats appear under her image as well: “Overall: 28-19”
An image of Redd appears on the monitor, next to Alara’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Last Show: 10-3, Overall: 10-3”
An image of Arik Holt appears on the monitor, next to Redd’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Overall: 10-4”
An image of Lil Petey appears on the monitor, next to Arik’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Overall: 5-1”
JAMES EDGEBROOK: As you can see, I brought back a whole SLEW of individuals for this one. Yeah, we couldn’t get Redd back...since he is in jail...and I couldn’t get Lil’ Petey back, well...because supposedly he is still coming down hard off those ‘shrooms. Remember...don’t do drugs, kids. But I would like to welcome back the Fallout Announcer, Clara Olson…
CLARA OLSON: Hello!
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Fallout’s Color Commentator, Alara Adams…
ALARA ADAMS: Feels weird to be back here...and almost dirty…
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And Fallout’s Assistant General Manager, Arik Holt…
Arik smiles and waves to the camera.
All of the images fade out on the monitor and are replaced by the words ”Fallout X: Dead By Daylight.”
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Fallout comes back to us with a normal show this week...well...not really normal, but a regular show none-the-less.
ALARA ADAMS: DeMarco has outdone himself this time, in trying to bring new ideas and bloody consequences to the Fallout brand. While I wonder who will survive this show, I also wonder who will be my partner in crime.
Arik raises his hand, to which Alara turns to him...rolls her eyes...then looks back at Clara and James.
ALARA ADAMS: Arik, you don’t even talk…
Arik slowly lowers his hand and looks down, a little depressed.
CLARA OLSON: I offered my assistance, but DeMarco hasn’t gotten back to me.
[Dark Match] Lazarus Arjen & Charon Seede vs Jordan Bishop & Bezerk
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This is going to be a bloodbath. While Seede is newer to the mix, there’s no reason for Arjen to team with him if he didn’t carry the same ideals.
ALARA ADAMS: Wasn’t Lazarus that crazy bastard who damn near killed Colton Saint in a deathmatch?
Arik nods his head ‘yes’.
CLARA OLSON: Now Colton is off somewhere, crying about he’s not Saint...he’s not Montaya...blah-blah-blah...whine-whine-whine. It’s too bad that Arjen didn’t fucking kill that twat-waffle.
Everyone stops talking and stares at Clara...astonished by what she just said.
CLARA OLSON: What? The guy was a total asshat and deserved way more than Arjen gave him.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Well with that being said, I think Bishop and Bezerk aren’t long for this world. Arjen and Seede in a Massacre.
CLARA OLSON: Agreed. This isn’t even going to be close.
ALARA ADAMS: It will be nice to see The Massacre hand Bishop that two piece and a biscuit he offered to Vickie, before she slapped him upside the head and stormed out.
Arik holds up a little whiteboard that just says ‘Arjen & Seede’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Pyro taking on Mason Destruction, Yelich, Artemis Shepherd, and Pandalike. This is an interesting little design by DeMarco, but only time will tell if it becomes popular. I’m sure if it isn’t liked, Rock Johnson will shut down any future plans of another same-type show. But with this match, I only really see Pyro and Mason having a chance. And with that, I think...hmmm...I’m going to have to put some money on Mason.
ALARA ADAMS: How can you go against Pyro and that sweet ass new look? The man gets a little pus’ and suddenly he cuts off those nasty dreads and cleans himself up. It’s amazing what a little WAP can do to a man. I think Pyro walks out as the winner of this trial.
CLARA OLSON: But Mason has an image to redo, after losing that Ascension Championship to Adora. I think Mason finds a way to escape the trial, without being taken out completely by Pyro.
Arik takes a deep breath and holds up his whiteboard and it just says ‘Pyro’ on it...with flames drawn behind it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Next up we got the NEWLY crowned Ascension Champion, Lesley Adora, taking on Levi Kirstein, Bianca McBride, Thorberg Aaronsson, and Kagome Akaibara. Kagome hasn’t been herself since Winterborn impaled her with those lawn darts and Thorberg just isn't up to Adora’s level yet. I’m interested to see what McBride brings to the table, but we all know Kirstein has the oomph to pull this off. And in the end, I think it’s Kirstein who comes out on top in this match...escaping from the trial first.
CLARA OLSON:[/b] And I’m going to give it to McBride. I know we haven’t seen what she can do, quite yet. But I have a good feeling about her. She walks out of this with that Purge prize in place, and a chance for a good briefcase.
Arik holds up his whiteboard that reads ‘McBride. She looks tough’.
ALARA ADAMS: Y’all are crazy. Adora is riding high after snatching up that Ascension Championship in one hell of a sexy fashion. That man can bring me to the light anytime he wants.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This portion of the Fallout predictions, apparently brought to us by lego.
James touches his ear piece.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This isn’t a commercial? That’s not a leg man? You’re yanking my chain...that’s Jason Long still? Jesus! Anyway...Jason Long versus Havoc, Julius Fairweather, Slade Castle, and our very own Rapture.
RAPTURE (Off screen): FUCK YEAH!!!
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Sorry, bud. Jason’s got almost all the shinnies and I doubt he will let this slip out of his hands either.
Arik holds up a sign that says ‘Julius Fairweather, he’s a bad motherfucker’.
ALARA ADAMS: Agreed. You just can’t look past that chocolate dynamite like that. Julius won the Ascension Number One Contendership…
CLARA OLSON: But Havoc won the Noble Number One Contendership…
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And Jason WON the Prime Championship and Noble Championship. The man is sitting pretty on top of Fallout right now.
ALARA ADAMS: Yeah, but I’m thinking Julius is on such a hot streak...that he just continues here.
CLARA OLSON: Well I’m throwing my pick behind Havoc. He has some unfinished business for both Julius and Jason.
RAPTURE (Off screen): So no one is picking me?
Everyone ignores Rapture’s question.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Main Event of Fallout, putting Elena DeDraca against Syndicate, Earl Boyde, the returning Trey Bouchet, and Latoya Hixx. No question here for me, Elena with the win.
ALARA ADAMS: Although Syndicate put on one hell of a show at Guts, Gold, and Glory. I think I’m going to go out on a limb here and say Syndicate makes the upset escape. It’s not like he has to technically defeat her, just get away from her long enough to escape.
CLARA OLSON: I got my girl covered. Elena DeDraca continues her reign over us peons.
Arik holds up his white board and it has Elena’s name, then crossed out. It has Syndicate’s name...then crossed out. He finally has Trey Bouchet’s name and it is circled with the words ‘MASSIVE UPSET’ next to it. He mimics a suplex and just smiles while everyone looks at him oddly.
The Fallout Main Event image fades out and is replaced by ‘Proving Ground XX: A Year In The Making’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And the show a lot of us are happy to see...the Anniversary Show. Last year, on July Thirty-First, Project Honor opened it’s doors and opened our hearts as the FIRST match was Lil Petey taking on Phoenix LeStrange. And we never looked back.
ALARA ADAMS: Oh I’m sure Lil’ Petey was...looking at Pheonix’s back, front, bottom, top...anything he could get a peek at.
[Dark Match] Jay Crowley vs Guy
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Jay Crowley, easy win.
ALARA ADAMS: Yep.
CLARA OLSON: Poor kid. Crowley with the early victory.
Arik holds up his sign that says ‘Crowley...sorry Guy’
[Dark Match] Angelo Caito vs Rapture
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Our boy Rapture pulling double duty, but still going to lose.
RAPTURE (Off screen): Son-of-a-BITCH!!!
ALARA ADAMS: Sorry, Rap. If you ain’t got it in you to win on Fallout turf...you definitely ain’t winning at PG. Angelo for the inaugural win.
CLARA OLSON: We do love you, Rapture. Really, we do. But Angelo is going to win.
Arik holds up his little whiteboard that says ‘Caito with the KO’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Ace Sky was a swing and a miss his first time around and he seems to not doing as well this time, either. Swindle with the victory.
CLARA OLSON: Boring...someone want to tell these guys that leather-
ALARA ADAMS: -isn’t worth it unless I’m wrapped in it and tied up? I agree, Clara. Maybe you and I can test this out one time.
Alara winks at Clara.
ALARA ADAMS: But for now, Swindle swindles his way into the record books with a victory over Ace.
CLARA OLSON: Shirtless with leather jackets, almost as cliche as these kids sticking their tongues out for pictures, like it’s supposed to be cool. But I’ll go with Shelldrake because I’ve seen how little damage Sky can do.
Everyone turns to Arik who holds up his sign with a turtle on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Shell-drake?
Arik gives him a thumbs up.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Kayla Richards makes her debut on Proving Ground…
ALARA ADAMS: Because she was too embarrassed to face Jason Long again after he whipped her ass.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: ...taking on Pat The Postman I think Kayla has some agressions to get out. Kayla with the huge win.
ALARA ADAMS: Only thing huge about her is her huge ass fake plastic titties and that huge yellow streak running down her back. Though I want to say Pat the Postman, he just hasn’t been the same since Unbreakable Resolution last December. Kayla, begrudgingly, gets the victory.
CLARA OLSON: Not all of us can be gifted like you, Alara. Some of us have to find other ways to lift ourselves up. Kayla returns from her loss, to slaughter herself a Postman.
Everyone looks to Arik, whose eyes are still fixed on Alara. He shakes it off and quickly writes on his whiteboard and holds it up to show ‘Kayla’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Arata and Daniel have both impressed us. But I think Arata has the higher ceiling in this one. Arata takes it home.
ALARA ADAMS: God, what I would do for a good hardcore match on Proving Ground. Arata with the clean win on Ackermann.
CLARA OLSON: Arata, circle takes the square.
Arik points at Clara and shakes his head ‘yes’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Valkyrie versus Mr. Opportunity Knocks himself. Cadillac, I’m sure, is still riding high from his victory last week...and honestly, I think that continues for him.
CLARA OLSON: I think Valkyrie has had enough of these Proving Ground goody-two-shoe games and she makes a mockery of Mr OK.
ALARA ADAMS: Well said, Clara. Valkyrie is going to rip Cadillac a new tailpipe.
Arik moves his head back and forth before holding up his whiteboard showing a poorly drawn Cadillac logo.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Filler. Hunter cooks the Chef.
ALARA ADAMS: This is why they have so many matches. They keep putting big names versus scrubs. Mark unleashes some of the fire he still has left over from G-G-G.
CLARA OLSON: Serrano is going to be just as delusional as he was trying to get into the Opportunity Knocks Rumble Match. Hunter is going to slaughter him.
Arik smiles as he holds up his whiteboard and in red pen it reads ‘Evil Within’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Weird not to see Aiden in a tag match with Dickie, but had to find something to do with both Aussies for this one. But despite this, I still think Aiden has the talent to pull Mark through the Big Drip boys.
ALARA ADAMS: Those Big Drip Boys would lose to Aiden if he was by himself. Aiden and Mark pulling Australia to victory.
CLARA OLSON: I think this will be closer than people think...but I’ve got money on the idea that Aiden carries everyone in this match.
With his whiteboard already in the air, Arik points at ‘Aiden & Mark’ that he wrote on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The end of the Friends Like These tournament, gives us a six-way elimination match. I think Ulf walks out of this, with the Warrior Rising shot.
ALARA ADAMS: I’m going to have to side with Tara. She has good taste, visiting Fallout so often lately.
CLARA OLSON: Women of the world, unite. Tara with the win.
Arik holds up his board to show he wrote ‘Ulf’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Main Event of Proving Ground, puts the three remaining originals from the original PH roster...versus the Champions. Although, this will be the second match in a row that Petey will be in...so he will be almost useless in this one. So it will be the champs versus Dickie and MYOJIN. I have faith in MYOJIN, though. So the Originals win.
CLARA OLSON: Emmanuelle is so looked down upon...and that should change! Champions win.
ALARA ADAMS: The Champs also have Ozy. That man is a beast. And with Lance standing next to him and Emmanuelle backing them up...yeah...Champions for the win.
Everyone turns to Arik to see him holding up his white board that reads ‘Originals: Dickie, MYOJIN, Petey’.
The monitor switches to the Edge logo once more.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And with that, we covered what...fifteen or so matches? Thank you all for coming and joining me on our twentieth episode! But right now, it’s time to earn you all a cut for coming on and saying hi...except you, Arik. You’re salary management.
Arik lowers his head in disappointment as Clara and Alara wave and we cut to commercial.
Episode 51
Sunday, July 25th, 2021
Vijf Meihal, Leiden, Netherlands
Gianna vs Razor Blade vs Amelia Diasoryn
Graham Baker vs Remington Ivory Prescott
Sawyer vs Jason Long
Michael Bishop vs Maxine Bishop
Remi Skyfire vs Ellie Quinn
We return back from the commercial for Kingdom Prol, to see James standing in front of a monitor with The Edge logo on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Welcome to the final segment of the show! A time where I get to hand out awards to those who are deserving. Let’s get these Medals to all those who earned them on last week’s Fallout and Proving Ground’s shows.
The words ‘Best Promo’ appear on screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Best Promo. The award is handed to the person or persons, who deliver the best promotional video for their match. We watch video after video after video, digging into each detail and pulling out what we like the best.
A picture of Jason Long appears underneath the words ‘Best Promo’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Jason tore Kayla apart, lambasted his little girlfriend, and gave us all the chills...getting ready for his upcoming showdown and chance to become Project: Honor’s first ever dual singles champion.
The screen goes blank for a moment, before showing the words ‘Segment Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Segment of the Night looks at the break between the action. Who showed up and made us want more. Who grabbed our attention. Both shows gave us much to enjoy, but only one brought the storm!
A picture of Syndicate appears under the words 'Segment Of The Night’
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Syndicate came into Guts, Gold, & Glory with an eye on the prize...almost accomplishing his goal. He put people on notice. He gave us a history lesson of the man we know as Syndicate, painting us a picture of what drives him. It was beautiful. Not as flashy as a lot of other segments, but it got the job done!
The picture of the Syndicate fades away, replaced by the words ‘Feud Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Feud of the Night highlights a feud that is building or is starting. And while I could have went multiple directions, only one feud came to its final head in what could be described as a rubber match.
A picture of Jason Long and Kayla Richards appear underneath ‘Feud Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: These two have been going at it since before Wired Consequences and after each of them taking a match from the other...everything was laid out for them at Guts, Gold, & Glory. And with Jason taking the rubber match, he put an exclamation point on this rivalry and sent Kayla packing to Proving Ground.
‘Spot Of The Night’ replaces the picture of Jason and Kayla.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Bumps, falls, spots...we all love them...we all secretly enjoy watching them. Spot of the Night highlights who grabbed us with that ‘wow’ factor. Who made the fans’ jaw drop in a true moment of ‘Holy Shit!’?
The monitor starts to show footage from Fallout.
BUT SAVANNAH! THE NOBLE CHAMPION! SAVANNAH DEADLIFTS JASON INTO THE AIR! BRAINFREEZE! THE SPINNING BRAINBUSTER AND DROPPING HIM RIGHT ON HIS NECK AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER ON THE PRIME CHAMPION! THE LEGS ARE HOOKED!
ONE!
TWO!
THR-
JASON LONG KICKS OUT! SAVANNAH CAN’T BELIEVE IT! SHE REALLY THOUGHT SHE HAD IT! BUT THE QUEEN OF CANDYLAND WON’T BACK DOWN FROM ANYONE AS SHE BACKS HERSELF INTO THE CORNER, KEEPING HER EYES ON HER LOVER AND CHARGING IN… SPINNING HOOK KICK FROM LONG! BICYCLE KNEE FOLLOWS! ICONKICK SHOOTS… AND MISSES! SAVANNAH WITH THE JAWBREAKER! HER OWN SPINNING HOOK KICK! SHE ATTEMPTS THE KNEE STRIKE BUT BLOCKED BY JASON! PUSHING HER BACK AND JASON’S GOT BARBED WIRE IN HIS HANDS - ICONKICK TO STUN SAVANNAH - AND SHE’S STAGGERING IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS JASON… HE’S WRAPPING THE BARBED WIRE AROUND HIS KNEE AND LOOKS TO SAVANNAH… CHARGING KNEE STRIKE WITH THE ADDITIONAL BARBED WIRE TO THE HEAD OF SAVANNAH SUNSHINE!
ALARA ADAMS: What happened to Jason saying that he didn’t want to hurt Savannah the way that he’d hurt Kayla? Has something truly snapped in Jason right now?
KAYDEN ELLIS: I have no idea but the end is near and the end is nigh, Alara! This is anyone's game right now!
Jason has himself backed into the corner and lines himself up with Savannah - who’s laid out on her back and completely out of it, blood pouring from the cuts on her forehead from the Barbed Wire Knee from Jason Long - and Jason feels that remorse finally setting in after the sadistic attack on Savannah[/font
The monitor goes back to saying ‘Spot Of The Night’ and has a picture of Jason Long connecting with the barbed-wire wrapped charging knee strike to the head of Savannah Sunshine.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: No one expected Jason to get this violent with Savannah, but she would not stay down. And despite him pleading with her, she even still got up from this. Savannah gave it all and pushed Jason to the edge...though it would have been interesting to see JUST how far he would have taken it.
The words and picture on the screen, are replaced by ‘Match Of The Night’
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Match of the Night, best match of the back-to-back shows. And despite some HUGE matches on the PPV...
Under the words ‘Match of The Night’ appears a picture of the Ozymandias ‘Opportunity Knocks Rumble’ poster.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: How can you pick against this? The whole roster...in one ring. Everyone fighting to see who was the best. One night, one chance, one winner.
‘The words ‘Medal Of Honor’ replace the entire Match of the Night image.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And the blue ribbon to be pinned on our lapel, we move on to the Medal of Honor itself. Who stood out from the pack? Who held their head up in a power pose, large enough to push down the haters?
A picture of Cadillac Jackson appears again on the screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: How can you pick AGAINST the man who beat the entire Proving Ground roster? He stepped up to the plate and took on everyone...even if it was from under the ring. Elena, Jason, Lesley...all worthy...but Cadillac proved for one night, he could top anybody.
The monitor cuts to ‘The Edge’ logo.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: What a show...what a TWENTIETH SHOW!!! We reached twenty, technically before Proving Ground could. How about that??? But all kidding aside, the Anniversary Show next week and these Dead by Daylight trials...it’s only getting better folks
‘The Final Countdown’ (Metal Cover) by Leo Moracchioli begins to play softly in the background.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: So thank you for coming to see me tonight. Thanks to Alara Adams, Clara Olson, and Arik Holt...for helping me on set. My name is James Edgebrook and this is The Edge. Goodnight everyone!
The camera slowly pans out away from James.
The music fades out as we go to a black screen with a Project: Honor logo on it.