PETEY GOES ON A TRIP | Part One

Morning had just come about and a rooster was outside of The Hip House screaming at the top of it’s lungs. The outside of the house is an absolute mess. Trash all over the place, broken objects, there was even a trash can on fire next to the pool. A couple people were floating in the pool face down and it almost looked like they were dead. The rooster went off again and the seemingly dead bodies floating in the pool came alive. They didn’t seem to remember where they were and fled the scene pretty quickly. Charlie the Monkey randomly runs around the pool and picks up a few random objects before running back into the house.

Inside the house was just as bad as the outside. Trash everywhere, more unconscious bodies and alcohol containers are spread out all over the floor. There were remains of what looked to be a ping pong table in the middle of the living room basically snapped in half. Charlie runs up the stairs and stops at a door down the hallway. The door is closed so he jumps up and pulls on the handle to open it and then runs to jump on the bed. A body is covered by the blankets until Charlie jumps on top and wakes them up. The covers come off to reveal the person to be Lil Petey. Charlie continues jumping up and down until Petey comes to his senses.

“What is it, boy? You don’t see me fuckin’ slumped right here?!” Petey was never a morning person, so for him to be woken up like this, it’s a shocker that he’s not flipping out right now.

Charlie pointed down at the ground where he found various drugs. Petey picked them up, shifted through them and looked at Charlie in amazement.

“You realize all the shit we got right here, buddy? We got enough to create a whole new world basically. One where-”

It was at that very moment that Charlie took some of the mushrooms and put them in Petey’s mouth before he could finish talking. Petey laid back down in the bed, realizing that in just a few moments he was gonna see some shit he’s probably never seen. Charlie took some mushrooms for himself and then laid right next to Petey.

“HERE WE GO!”

A few moments later, Petey started to feel the shrooms kicking in. He felt like he was floating for a second, then… just like that… he was in a completely different universe. This one took place in the future on Friday July 16th, 2021. It was time for the Opportunity Knocks Rumble and Petey’s name was called to enter at number one. When he entered, not a single thing mattered, besides the fact that the Grand Championship shot was on the line and he wanted to get back into that Title match more than anyone, to claim back what is rightfully his.

The Rumble started and as it went on, it’s like they didn’t stand a chance against him. Someone would enter, Petey would throw them over. The next person would enter, Petey would throw them over. Bodies were flying everywhere and no one could stop him. It got to the final two which you would’ve never expected to happen in any dimension, universe, whatever you could think of; Lil Petey vs. John Blade. John tried to use his sick bars to take down Petey, but the power of awareness won the battle as Petey told the fake rapper that “CallmeRobert” wasn’t a person and his brain basically blew up into pieces. Following the tragic accident, Petey threw John Blade over the ropes to win the Rumble.

The Grand Championship Match was his for the taking. That’s it. End of part one of Petey’s trip.