Post by yelich on Jul 13, 2021 21:50:23 GMT -5
Images of Yelich in other wrestling promotions show up on a video package. Him getting wins with low blows, roll ups while having fistfuls of tights, randomly winning a man clean by submission... we'll just not look at that. And then finally winning a match via throwing a steel chair at a person and making them catch it and then playing like he's hurt, winning via DQ, the ol' Lie, Cheat, and Steal tactics. Yelich is then shown walking into the arena for Fallout's PPV Guts, Gold, & Glory. His face scrunches up as he sniffs the air of the arena, clearly thinking it is unpleasant.
Yelich:...I smell losers. I must be in Project: Honor.
Yelich saunters further down the backstage area of the Rod Laver Arena, clearly not liking his experience thus far in his first time backstage at a Project: Honor show. No one really knows what to think of Yelich yet in Project: Honor, the fans and folks backstage don't know much about him, just that he's on the card.
Cameraman: So... can you tell us about yourself, Yelich?
Yelich stops dead in his tracks walking into the arena. He then turns his head towards the camera, looking back at it incredulously. He is greatly confused and honestly a bit offended over the fact that the cameraman gave him that request.
Cameraman: So... can you tell us about yourself, Yelich?
Yelich stops dead in his tracks walking into the arena. He then turns his head towards the camera, looking back at it incredulously. He is greatly confused and honestly a bit offended over the fact that the cameraman gave him that request.
Yelich: You want me to tell you about myself? You filthy rat-being think you deserve to hear about the greatest wrestler in this or any generation? Frankly, you don't even deserve to be filming me, I can see your arm tattoos, and they are disgusting. I can see you have a wedding ring on your finger too, you probably have kids. Gross. But, I'm contractually obligated to do this filming with you peasant, and because they're giving me what I hear is a substantial sack of money for this, I'll grace you with me for now. Bask in it... Before coming to Project: Honor let me tell you I've been up and down every single company, looking for a man, woman, child, or alien to be on my level. And no one has ever been able to do so. I am simply too strong, too powerful to be beaten. When I was just a wee young lad, I went on a trip to Rio de Janeiro, and when I was there there was an open tournament. 256 people sign up to fight in pro wrestling, and one leaves Intercontinental Champion. When I was there, I defeated people from America, people from Mexico, people from Brazil, people from.... other places.
Yelich is clearly struggling to come up with other countries that exist in the world. He snaps his fingers as he squints at the ceiling, possibly hoping he'd find the answer up there and a big lightbulb might pop over his head so he can name more like he's in Looney Tunes. But it doesn't occur, leaving this awkward pause. Yelich waves his hand in front of his face while making a defeated sound, as if he's trying to swat a fly away annoyedly, clearly abandoning thinking of other nations that exist on Earth. This means that he doesn't even know of the country he is in currently, Australia... that isn't a very good thing, but we'll just let it slide.
Yelich: I beat them all! At the age of 8 years old, I ran through every wrestler there ever was! I would say you can ask those in Brazil, but they're liars. They don't want to admit it, but they all remember when that young child named Yelich beat them all up and became the Intercontinental Champion of the World. But the people of Brazil only tell fibs. They know that I won the Intercontinental Championship, and that I am the best wrestler in the world. I then on became the man of the family, my dad immediately knowing that he is subservient to the Intercontinental Champion of all of Pro Wrestling. My brothers feeding me grapes and fanning me with comically large leaves. My mother did all of the chores she used to make me do for me. I was King.
And a true King never lets his crown fall off his head. A true Champion never lets his title belt off his waist. And so every single time I wrestled after that fateful day when I was 8 years old, I defended my Intercontinental Championship around the world in... places. And I won every last match! Luchadores, they lost. Powerhouses, they lost. Brawlers, Backyarders, Catch wrestlers, MMA strikers, Daredevils, Hardcore Goobers, they all lost to me, because I am the best. I have never lost in my career, not once in my career. I am undefeatable. Now sadly, I have been forced by Project: Honor to relinquish this Intercontinental Championship, removing the title from it's only holder it's had in its over a decade of existence. And now I must carve out a new legacy for Yelich. In a few days at this very venue, the Rod Laver Arena, I begin doing just that. I battle in a multi-man Ladder Match. That's cool, I've never lost in that or any match type, as I an Undefeatable. I am going to climb that ladder and grab that contract for the Ascension Championship #1 Contendership, and I will go on to win that title. Because I never lose. I'm Yelich.
And a true King never lets his crown fall off his head. A true Champion never lets his title belt off his waist. And so every single time I wrestled after that fateful day when I was 8 years old, I defended my Intercontinental Championship around the world in... places. And I won every last match! Luchadores, they lost. Powerhouses, they lost. Brawlers, Backyarders, Catch wrestlers, MMA strikers, Daredevils, Hardcore Goobers, they all lost to me, because I am the best. I have never lost in my career, not once in my career. I am undefeatable. Now sadly, I have been forced by Project: Honor to relinquish this Intercontinental Championship, removing the title from it's only holder it's had in its over a decade of existence. And now I must carve out a new legacy for Yelich. In a few days at this very venue, the Rod Laver Arena, I begin doing just that. I battle in a multi-man Ladder Match. That's cool, I've never lost in that or any match type, as I an Undefeatable. I am going to climb that ladder and grab that contract for the Ascension Championship #1 Contendership, and I will go on to win that title. Because I never lose. I'm Yelich.
Cameraman: Uh... hey so, we have tape on you buddy. We've seen you lose many matches.... And I mean many matches. And we've never seen any of this "Intercontinental Championship" you've spoken so much about. Hell, we've never seen you win any title in your career. As far as what I've been told, you're only here on a favor that corporate owes your father.
Yelich's face begins to go red with rage with these comments. He begins to look past the camera and towards the cameraman holding it, holding his finger up accusedly at him, his eyes as wide as dinner plates as his breath rate picks up and his body language becomes much more defensive.
Yelich: Those tapes don't exist, you stinky delinquent! Now you listen here, and you listen close, I am undefeatable. I don't lose. My Intercontinental Championship reign was long and glorious. And if you say anything different... I'll call you names!
Oh my god.... Yelich just threatened to call him names. He means business. Someone may need to call the police for what he's about to do to this man. Somehow, the Cameraman isn't absolutely quaking in his boots right now, and the camera is perfectly stable. A short laugh can be heard coming from off-screen, assumedly from the cameraman himself, as Yelich stares furiously past the camera and at the man holding it.
Cameraman: You've been calling me names this entire time, I don't care, I've heard worse.
This makes Yelich's face that I thought couldn't get any redder... redder. His body begins to shake, overwhelmed in a fury. He takes the camera from the cameraman and even though he has a lot of anger pumping through his veins, sets the camera down nicely to the side because those cost a lot of money and I don't know if Yelich has the kind of money to replace one of those. After setting it down he goes to the cameraman's ear and whisper yells into it because Yelich really sucks at whispering apparently.
Yelich: I'll tell my dad what you said about me and he'll get you fired, what do you think about that!?
The cameraman's face, which was once chipper and joking as he poked the bear that is Yelich, now goes white as a sheet, eyes wide in horror over the power that Yelich has over him. Yelich takes a step back, smiling and admiring his handiwork, before putting his hands behind his back oh so innocently and asking him a question.
Yelich: Now what am I?
Cameraman: YES, YOU'RE UNDEFEATABLE, YELICH! IT'S AMAZING THEY'RE EVEN HAVING THIS MATCH AND NOT JUST MAKING YOU #1 CONTENDER RIGHT HERE AND NOW!
Yelich nods his head to himself, and a devilish smirk grows upon his face, as he makes this grown man twice his size visibly shaken and worried about his future, all over an ego trip. Yelich snaps and points at the cameraman before pointing back at the camera currently on the ground and the cameraman hurriedly rushes over to grab the camera from the floor to film Yelich once more. Yelich now looks into the lens of the camera as he looks to make his final message.
Yelich: I agree with that sentiment you put forth, buddy. But, I guess I have to give you guys a show. Make it a whole song and dance, you get it. The world will know I can't be beaten, and I will be replacing my Intercontinental Championship... with an Ascension Championship. 1-0 I become in Project: Honor. UNDEFEATABLE!
Yelich yells that last word to the cameraman before he skulks off, assumedly going off to get prepared for the upcoming Ascension Championship #1 Contendership match in his Project: Honor debut as the camera cuts to black, and the segment ends.