Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2021 14:38:58 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see the infamous Earl Boyde in a random bar while drinking a nice old can of Skol. He can be seen watching the bar’s cheap television before realizing the camera is on and turns towards it.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, so the chicken boys at the Project Honor sent me a contract while I was hunting in my backyard. Those decades of bashing people’s faces in at the local Wendy’s while drinking vodka must have paid off, ey boy!
Earl would proceed to finish the can of Skol before pulling another one seemingly out of nowhere before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, so they booked me against a bar-room full of people for the number 1 contender for the Ascension Championship and in a ladder match, look boys, I once fell off a ladder in a bar while fighting a guy in a chicken suit so falling off ladders would be nothing new, boy!
Earl would take a breath and check his pockets before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I want to make sure everybody in the match knows this. I will be teaching y'all a lesson… so listen close. When you fall down, don't get back up. It's not like y'all be getting back up anyhow, because I'll be delivering a drubbing so bad that you will be unable to get back up anyways, boy!
Earl would take a sip of the can of Skol and scratch his head before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, so I hope everybody in that ring will be ready to fight somebody with 10 plus years of beating people up in bars, Dennys and other places… god where did my life go.
The screen would start to fade to black but we hear a man's voice.
REDNECK
HEY, YOU. WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR TYPES AROUND HERE!
EARL BOYDE
HEY BOY, GO FLY THE FU(bleep) OFF!
Earl would throw the can of Skol at the redneck causing him to fling to the floor in the same dramatic fashion as Marv from the Home Alone movies. Earl would proceed to stomp the crap out of the guy before the screen would get interrupted by the TV interruption screen.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, so the chicken boys at the Project Honor sent me a contract while I was hunting in my backyard. Those decades of bashing people’s faces in at the local Wendy’s while drinking vodka must have paid off, ey boy!
Earl would proceed to finish the can of Skol before pulling another one seemingly out of nowhere before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, so they booked me against a bar-room full of people for the number 1 contender for the Ascension Championship and in a ladder match, look boys, I once fell off a ladder in a bar while fighting a guy in a chicken suit so falling off ladders would be nothing new, boy!
Earl would take a breath and check his pockets before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I want to make sure everybody in the match knows this. I will be teaching y'all a lesson… so listen close. When you fall down, don't get back up. It's not like y'all be getting back up anyhow, because I'll be delivering a drubbing so bad that you will be unable to get back up anyways, boy!
Earl would take a sip of the can of Skol and scratch his head before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, so I hope everybody in that ring will be ready to fight somebody with 10 plus years of beating people up in bars, Dennys and other places… god where did my life go.
The screen would start to fade to black but we hear a man's voice.
REDNECK
HEY, YOU. WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR TYPES AROUND HERE!
EARL BOYDE
HEY BOY, GO FLY THE FU(bleep) OFF!
Earl would throw the can of Skol at the redneck causing him to fling to the floor in the same dramatic fashion as Marv from the Home Alone movies. Earl would proceed to stomp the crap out of the guy before the screen would get interrupted by the TV interruption screen.