Post by CallMeRobert on Jul 9, 2021 14:23:37 GMT -5
A small white box appears up in the top left corner, showing the television rating as ‘TV-MA’ with the letters ‘LSV’ underneath it.
The sounds of an alarm going off echo out of the darkness, before ‘The Final Countdown’ (Metal Cover) by Leo Moracchioli begins to play over the black screen.
An image of the words ‘Elite 7’ starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the words ‘Medal of Honor' starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Warrior Rising Championship, side by side with the Ascension Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the X-Factor Championship, side by side with the Noble Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Grand Championship, side by side with the Prime Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Tag Team Championship Titles start in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
Then finally the Legacy Championship Title slowly fades into view, directly in the middle of the screen. It quickly cuts to black.
Finally the words ‘THE EDGE’ appear on the screen, out of the darkness.
We’re leaving together,
But still it’s farewell.
Our television screens begin to transmit recorded action, as we watch Dickie Watson flying through the air and slamming down onto Pat The Postman with ‘The Adrenaline’.
And maybe we’ll come back
To earth, who can tell?
Switch to see Julius Fairweather and Pyro double team Emiko Wormwood with ‘The Devil’s Vengeance’.
I guess there is no one to blame.
We’re leaving ground. (Leaving ground)
Fade to a shot of Emmanuelle bringing Yung Sauce down to the mat with the ‘Pasadena Bomb’.
Will things ever be the same again?
Switch to the film of Savannah Sunshine slamming her hand down onto the last Super Aggro Crag actuator, shooting out her colored confetti.
Flash to see Mark Hunter blasting Lance Williams with ‘The Mercy Killer’.
Finally a video of Lesley Adora hitting ‘Into The Light’ onto Mason Destruction at the same moment Destruction hits ‘Pocket Sand’ onto Adora.
It’s the final countdown!
The Final Countdown!
Our view continues to show both Lesley Adora and Mason Destruction out cold on the mat, their arms covering each other. The moment the ref’s hand hits the mat for three count, the image flashes to the new Edge Logo.
Slowly we fade to black, before coming to a live feed showing James Edgebrook standing in front of a monitor. Dressed in a light red hoodie and a pair of jeans, he has blue and green hair ties holding his beard in two separate braids . The words ‘THE EDGE’ shine on the monitor behind him as the music slowly fades.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: HO-LY FUCKITY-FUCK!!! Did you all watch those shows last week? Dickie Watson returns...new Noble Champion...Mark Hunter KILLING LANCE WILLIAMS!!! Let’s start this like normal. My name is James Edgebrook and I am ready to try to match the intensity of last week’s shows, on this week’s Edge! Our next show is our twentieth episode and I plan to try and bring it out with a bang...but for now, let’s get this show on the road!
The words ‘New Talent’ appear on the now fixed screen behind him.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: We always start our show off by welcoming the new faces to our Project: Honor family. Rock Johnson keeps bringing in the talent and I am HAPPY to welcome them.
The camera zooms in on the monitor behind James, where we see headshots of all the new roster members.
We pan out from the monitor showing off the newest faces to grace the roster.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Holy buckets, they people just keep coming and coming. Of course, with Ozy and Dickie scaring people off on Proving Ground and Fallout burning through them like Pyro through a matchbook, it only makes sense we have to keep replenishing. With that, let’s head to Rapture for this week’s version of Rapture Reviews.
The cameras cut to a side-stage, where we see Fallout Warrior, Rapture, standing in front of a monitor.
RAPTURE: Hello folks! Has Savannah Sunshine run out of old Nickelodeon game shows to watch? Did Julius FINALLY finish his prototype Special Edition Candyland board game? Has Vickie McKenzie finally put down the fork and knife?
JAMES EDGEBROOK (Off camera): HEY!!!
RAPTURE: FEAR NOT...for in our spare time, us Warriors have to find stuff to fill those hours of inactivity. We can’t all have other federations to compete in like many of the Warriors here...or time to waste on a pretty face like Pyro. Some of us have to find other forms of entertainment to waste our time upon, when the bowl is empty and the streets are bare.
A movie poster appears on the monitor behind Rapture.
RAPTURE: Spooky...the devil...possession. This is a movie I can get behind. Technically a time piece, but it wasn’t that weird English shit that everyone keeps clamoring for like Downton Abbey or Bridgerton. Nope, this had ghosts. This had blood. AND SOMEONE BUTCHERED FIDO!!! Starring the wolf-mom from Hemlock Grove, the overly attached mom from Bates Motel, and the wanna-be Batman guy from Watchmen...this movie heads down the usual poltergeist-scary movie-ish type idea and has a spooky thing attack a family who just moved into a house. Smart movie on the ghosts part...get ‘em while they're busy. I give it four-and-a-half Dr. Manhattan penises out of five.
The ‘The Conjuring’ poster switches to a second poster.
RAPTURE: Dastardly from the word go. The moment these overly sexual kids booked their stay and included their friend Shaggy along, you knew something was going to go down. The twist, of course, being that it was all being run by people who were trying to appease an Old God?! GENIUS!!! Although just like Bradley Whitford’s character...I was sad it took so long for us to see the Merman. But I guess that was the schtick of it all, right? The movie was funny, the premise was different, but good. I give it four Thor-Stormbreakers out of five.
The monitor switches from the ‘Cabin In The Woods’ poster, back to the Edge logo.
RAPTURE: Thank you for visiting me on Rapture Reviews. Next time I will be reviewing The Babysitter and The Babysitter: Killer Queen.
The camera cuts back over to James.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Both great selections there, Rapture. Let’s feed some of these hungry mouths.
RAPTURE (Off camera): Did Vicky burn through the buffet already?
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Goddamn it, Rap-
LEGACY CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Elena DeDraca vs Mark Hunter
PRIME/NOBLE CHAMPIONSHIPS MATCH
One Match To Rule Them All - Unsanctioned Match
Back from the commercial, we see James Edgebrook standing in front of a monitor with the words ‘ELITE 7’ on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Elite Seven, a group of individuals who we believe are the CREAM of the crop. A group of individuals, whom we believe are the current competitive faces of Project: Honor as a whole. Our Elite Seven is a little different, after multiple matches with multiple Elite on the past shows. So let’s skip Honorable Mentions and get right into the meat of this, shall we?
The words ‘Elite 7: Number Seven’ appear on the monitor, replacing the ‘ELITE 7’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Our number seven is holding strong...
Last Show: Draw with Lesley Adora (Ascension CLUSTERFuCK Match), Record: 2-1-1 (Ascension Champion), Movement: N/A
JAMES EDGEBROOK: It took awhile for Mason to even get INTO the match, watching from the outside as one by one people were eliminated. That may have been a mistake as it gave the Champ time to stay fresh and time to build up frustration. And then when Adora finally tagged him in...he went bonkers, eliminating two himself before he and Adora knocked each other out for the draw.
The photo of Mason Destruction fades out to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Six’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: At number six, we have sort of a surprise...
Last Match: N/A, Record: 5-3-1, Movement: 1 Down
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This is more because Ozymandias didn’t have a match this past show. It’s never good when you’re on this list, wanting to get higher, and they give you a show off. Only way to go is down at that point. But I’m sure Ozy is chomping at the bit to destroy more people soon enough.
Hunter’s photo quickly transitions to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Five’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Number five is another one that slide down slightly...
Last Match: w/MYOJIN Defeated Yung Sauce & Scott Oasis, Record 6-4 (Warrior Rising Champion), Movement: 1 Down
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Yeah, I know she won. I know she added to her victory total. But beating the run down version of Big Drip and comparing that to who our next person beat, it only makes sense.
The words ‘Elite 7: Number Four’ replace the picture of Emmanuelle.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Movin’ on up...
Last Match: Defeated Lance Williams (Hell In A Cell - Legacy Contender Match), Record: 9-4, Movement: 2 Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Back up the list he goes. Mark was given the opportunity to crush some of his demons, while earning himself a spot against Elena DeDraca. With the win and the possibility of getting into that double-digit win club...he had to go back up.
Fade out to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Three’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Another odd fall...
Last Match: w/Emmanuelle Defeated Yung Sauce & Scott Oasis, Record 17-5, Movement: 1 Down
JAMES EDGEBROOK: While I normally wouldn’t drop MYOJIN, they fall into the same idea with Emmanuelle. Beating the left-hand version of the Drip, doesn’t mean a thing...
The picture of MYOJIN is quickly replaced by the words ‘Elite 7: Number Two’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: ...when you have…
Last Match: Defeated Pixie Sloane (3 Non-Wrestling Competitions/Noble Championship), Record 6-2, Movement 1 Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: ...the NEW NOBLE CHAMPION!!! Savannah not only earned herself a new shinny this psat show, but also managed to squeeze herself into that Guts, Gold, & Glory Prime scene...making it a three-way for two titles!
Savannah’s face fades to the words ‘Elite 7: Number One’. The letters (and number) are highlighted in gold and have added depth to them, to make them look as if they are popping off the screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And as usual, sitting in the throne...her equal yet to be known...the one...the only...THE BEAUTIFUL...
Last Match: Defeated Havoc, Record 12-1, Movement -
JAMES EDGEBROOK: She played with her food, before feasting on him this week. And even if no one eliminates Havoc but Havoc, Elena sure showed she was worthy of his elimination on Fallout. Havoc will be back and better than ever...but this is Elena’s game right now.
James smiles as the Elite 7 list appears on the screen.
The screen hangs on the shot of the Elite 7 one more time before going back to ‘The Edge’ logo, with James standing next to it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: What a fine looking crew. Now let’s get them some more money for those bonuses and see some commercials!
Next Level Wrestling Presents…
Avron B Fogelman Arena (New Orleans, Louisiana)
July 10th, 2021
Opening Match
The Thespian vs E. Legal
G1 Tournament First Round Match
Big Bone vs Ricardo Goon
G1 Tournament First Round Match
Adam Sanders vs El Rey
G1 Tournament First Round Match
Ryan Young vs Felix
G1 Tournament First Round Match
MYOJIN vs Waylon Kirk
MAIN EVENT
Gauntlet Match - For Southern States Title Shot
Wellington Dunne vs Lazarus Arjen vs Neko Nyan Nyan vs Joshua Darkwood vs Kylo Anderson
Back from the NLW commercial...we see James Edgebrook sitting by himself at the silver desk. On the monitor behind him are multiple images of people and their Predictions records.
Pictures of everyone who has made predictions, appear on the monitor behind them.
An image of James Edgebrook appears. A few stats appear below his image: “Last Show: 11-2, Overall: 86-58”
An image of Clara Olson, next to James’. Stats appear under his image: “Overall: 70-21”
An image of Alara Adams appears on the monitor, next to James’ picture. Stats appear under her image as well: “Overall: 28-19”
An image of Redd appears on the monitor, next to Alara’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Last Show: 10-3, Overall: 10-3”
An image of Arik Holt appears on the monitor, next to Redd’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Overall: 10-4”
An image of Lil Petey appears on the monitor, next to Arik’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Overall: 5-1”
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I out-guessed Redd last week, coming the Main Event short of doing a clean sweep on Proving Ground and the Assault Competition short of doing the same on Fallout. It puts me sixteen ahead of Clara...which should be interesting next time. For our twentieth episode, I would LOVE to have all my fellow predictors from the first nineteen episodes of the show!
All of the images fade out and are replaced by the words ”Proving Ground XIX: OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS”
JAMES EDGEBROOK: We start this week off with Proving Ground, since Fallout is having it’s Sunday pay-per-view. And honestly, as usual Project: Honor is saving the BIG stuff for the Sunday money, with PG only having one match this week. Although, this match is a HUGE one. Just last week, Fallout announced that it was having the largest match in Project: Honor history...with twelve individuals competing at once. But Indy had to one up them the very next week, throwing twenty people into the ring at once.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The action in this match is going to be HUGE. Ozy, Dickie, the return of Aiden...fuck.
James shakes his head, thinking of all the names.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: My heart is telling my Ozymandias. Instead of the future Grand Championship shot, he would get to choose the stipulation for his first title defense. BUT...I can’t pick against Dickie right now. He has had time to rest. He has had time to breathe. I’m sure he wants the Grand Championship back and this is the quickest way to it. Though, I’m hoping that it isn’t him and Aiden in the end. Rumor has it that they would play rock, paper, scissors for who gets it. That wasn’t funny the first time, it won’t be funny the second time...and nobody wants to watch all this madness go down...just for it to end by way of some schoolyard fuckery. Again, Dickie for the win.
The Proving Ground match fades out to the Guts, Gold, & Glory poster.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The big boy of the week, the last individual-brand pay-per-view of the overseas tour. Yeah, Night of Honor is in Japan...but that’s both shows. This is Fallout...alone...well...with Mark Hunter. Yeah, you get it...
JAMES EDGEBROOK: In true Fallout Ascension fashion…a whole plethora of people are going to duke it out to see who gets a guaranteed singles shot at the Ascension Championship. And while some newcomers pepper this list, one big name sticks out. That motherfucker, Julius Fairweather. Gone are the days of Eli Atlas and Daniel Horror...now have come the days of motherfuckers and motherfucker-ettes. Even though that dumb shit thinks I’m the one fucking with his commercials, I have to pick him. I just think he is a little better than the crop they got in this match. And honestly...what the fuck is a Yelich?
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Is DeMarco feeling okay? A match where Pyro is not facing or teaming with Fairweather? Jesus, it’s about time he split those two up already. It was like, either kill each other or fuck...just get it over with. But anyway...I’m sure there is going to be some bad blood between Pyro and Havoc over their handicap match loss a couple shows ago. Plus with Pandalike, Levi, and Syndicate joining the Noble ranks...this got a whole lot more interesting. They may not have walked out with the Ascension Championship last week...but they sure as hell ascended. I want to put my money on Levi Kirkstein in this one. Pyro seems like the right choice, but I think he will be distracted with Havoc. PLUS...this being a Zoo Keeper Match? Almost sounds like a backwards version of an elimination chamber.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The White Rose and the Deathmatch Backyardigan get their time to hash it out and their moment in the one-on-one sun. Now this was originally slated to be Mason Destruction’s guaranteed title shot for winning the Ascension Scramble at Disputed Territory. But thanks to him snatching the title up at the Ascension Rumble on Fallout Eight…this became an open spot. After that wild ending last week, it only made sense to put these two in a ring together and let them talk about their differences. And...although he is a beast as Champion...is it weird that I want to pick AGAINST Mason? Fuck it...I’m doing it. Adora is the new Ascension Champion!
JAMES EDGEBROOK: One pin to rule them all! Jason gets his unsanctioned match, while Savannah slips in after the disappearance of the former Noble Champion. Now...three people...two titles...one pin. Who will walk out of Guts, Gold, & Glory as the FIRST person in Project: Honor history...to hold TWO SINGLES Championships at once? Now, rumor has it that that is technically against the rules and the winner may have to give up one title at Fallout X or Fallout Eleven...but we will see what DeMarco rules after it is all said and done. I know Redd would kill me if I didn’t pick Savannah Sunshine, but I don’t think Long will be taking it easy on her this week. His Prime Championship is on the line! And he didn’t put Drago through glass with a Thronebreaker, just to lose it in his first title defense.
James takes a deep breath.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: But Savannah might be a little distracted in trying to keep her Noble Championship as well. That’s a fresh title and nobody wants to lose it that quickly! Soooo...Kayla Richards...your new Prime Champion and TWO-TIME Noble Champion!
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And our Main Event of the night! Elena DeDraca of Fallout versus Mark Hunter of Proving Ground. The winner walks out as the NEW Legacy Champion. Elena has a chance to further her own legacy here, by becoming a two-time Legacy Champion...but I’m sure Mark has his own stuff to prove. A shot to become Legacy Champion...a shot at becoming another name on the double-digit win list...a chance at earning some respect after watching Ozy snatch his Grand Championship away by pinning Lil’ Petey. Another case of my heart and head telling me two different things. The smart option is to go with Elena. She has torn through almost everyone placed in front of her. But...no one ever said I was smart. Upset pick, Mark Hunter walked out of the Rod Laver Arena as the new Legacy Champion.
The monitor switches to the Edge logo once more.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Only six predictions needed...but let’s see if I can sweep it!!! Stay tuned after these messages folks. I have some Medals to hand out!
We return back from the commercial for Hasbro’s new Candyland ‘Savannah Sunshine Edition’ board game commercial, to see James standing in front of a monitor with The Edge logo on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Who added that commercial? I thought we were going to have a Kingdom Pro commercial...or even an Omega Wrestling Alliance commercial? Rapture...can you go look into that?
RAPTURE (Off camera): Sure...I don’t have my own things to do or anything. Not like-
James interrupts the Rapture babbling.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Thanks! Welcome to the final segment of the show! A time where I get to hand out awards to those who are deserving. Let’s get these Medals to all those who earned them on last week’s Fallout and Proving Ground’s shows.
The words ‘Best Promo’ appear on screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Best Promo. The award is handed to the person or persons, who deliver the best promotional video for their match. We watch video after video after video, digging into each detail and pulling out what we like the best.
A picture of Julius Fairweather appears underneath the words ‘Best Promo’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The fuck? I thought we agreed Mark Hunter over Julius? You know what, fuck it. Fairweather has been entertaining us...even if I thought Hunter entertained us more. Give this bald motherfucker another medal...
The screen goes blank for a moment, before showing the words ‘Segment Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Segment of the Night looks at the break between the action. Who showed up and made us want more. Who grabbed our attention. Both shows gave us much to enjoy, but only one brought the storm!
A picture of Ozymandias standing in the ring, appears under the words 'Segment Of The Night’
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Butcher of Reine made it rain both water and terror upon those who watched. He celebrated his newly acquired Grand Championship in style and sent a message to the rest of the Proving Ground roster. Now let’s see who is man enough...or woman enough...to step up to the Butcher!
The picture of the Grand Champion fades away, replaced by the words ‘Feud Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Feud of the Night highlights a feud that is building or is starting. A couple feuds going on on both shows, but there was only one that culminated in a Hell In A Cell!
A picture of Mark Hunter and Lance Williams facing each other behind the bars of the Hell In The Cell fades in underneath ‘Feud Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: A friendship that turned sour fast, these two butted heads to see who got to face Elena at GGG. And while Mark won, I don’t think Lance is going to be out of Mark’s face just yet.
‘Spot Of The Night’ replaces the picture of Mark and Lance..
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Bumps, falls, spots...we all love them...we all secretly enjoy watching them. Spot of the Night highlights who grabbed us with that ‘wow’ factor. Who made the fans’ jaw drop in a true moment of ‘Holy Shit!’?
The monitor starts to show footage from Fallout.
Hednir is gassed, holding his stomach with gritted teeth and a pained expression- Valkyrie pulls herself up unsteadily, using the ropes for support- she's seems a little out of it, Hednir turns back to his corner- RILEY IS BACK UP, HE'S REACHING OUT FOR THE HOT TAG- YELLING TOWARD HEDNIR! VALKYRIE SEES IT AND TRIES TO INTERCEPT, BUT HEDNIR HURLS HIMSELF FORWARD- THE TAG IS MADE, THE CROWD ROARS AS RILEY GETS IN!
TREY BOOKER: THE PROFESSIONAL, WILL RILEY IS BACK IN- AND HE LOOKS READY!
J.T. PRICE: HE'S ALREADY LOOKING AT VALKYRIE'S HURT ARM!
Valkyrie screams with frustration before charging at Riley- he ducks and rebounds off the ropes, moving to beside her- INTERCEPTING HER WITH A MINORU SUZUKI-STYLE SLEEPER HOLD!
TREY BOOKER: SHE'S FADING!
J.T. PRICE: BUT SHE'S STILL THERE!
Valkyrie wildly throws back elbows, attempting to escape the hold- a few of them knock Riley silly, but HE MANAGES TO COUNTER ONE LAST ELBOW WITH A SLEEPER SUPLEX, DUMPING HER ON THE NECK!
TREY BOOKER: ROSE CITY SUPLEEEXXXX!
VALKYRIE IS OUT, LAYING STOMACH FIRST! Riley gets up, sensing the opportunity and takes her injured arm into the FUJIWARA ARMBAR! HE HAS IT HIGH ANGLE, SHE'S SCREAMING OUT!
TREY BOOKER: HE'S GOT THE ARMBAR IN!
J.T. PRICE: BUT THERE'S NO WAY SHE'LL TAP OUT!
The referee drops down to ask her, but she refuses! Violently shaking her head as Riley tightens his grasp around her arm, bending it as far as it can go- SHE'S SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER, BUT SHE STILL REFUSES- OH WAIT, RILEY HAS HER WRIST AND HER FINGERS, BENDING HER DIGITS ALMOST SO FAR BACK THEY'LL TOUCH THE BACK OF HER HAND- THE REFEREE HAS SEEN ENOUGH AND CALLS THE MATCH BEFORE SHE GETS SERIOUSLY INJURED! RILEY LETS GO!
DING! DING! DING!
HOLLY PEREZ: And your winners by referee decision, ULF HEDNIIIIRRRRRRRR AND WILLRILEEEEEYYYYY
The sounds of an alarm going off echo out of the darkness, before ‘The Final Countdown’ (Metal Cover) by Leo Moracchioli begins to play over the black screen.
An image of the words ‘Elite 7’ starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the words ‘Medal of Honor' starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Warrior Rising Championship, side by side with the Ascension Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the X-Factor Championship, side by side with the Noble Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Grand Championship, side by side with the Prime Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Tag Team Championship Titles start in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
Then finally the Legacy Championship Title slowly fades into view, directly in the middle of the screen. It quickly cuts to black.
Finally the words ‘THE EDGE’ appear on the screen, out of the darkness.
We’re leaving together,
But still it’s farewell.
Our television screens begin to transmit recorded action, as we watch Dickie Watson flying through the air and slamming down onto Pat The Postman with ‘The Adrenaline’.
And maybe we’ll come back
To earth, who can tell?
Switch to see Julius Fairweather and Pyro double team Emiko Wormwood with ‘The Devil’s Vengeance’.
I guess there is no one to blame.
We’re leaving ground. (Leaving ground)
Fade to a shot of Emmanuelle bringing Yung Sauce down to the mat with the ‘Pasadena Bomb’.
Will things ever be the same again?
Switch to the film of Savannah Sunshine slamming her hand down onto the last Super Aggro Crag actuator, shooting out her colored confetti.
Flash to see Mark Hunter blasting Lance Williams with ‘The Mercy Killer’.
Finally a video of Lesley Adora hitting ‘Into The Light’ onto Mason Destruction at the same moment Destruction hits ‘Pocket Sand’ onto Adora.
It’s the final countdown!
The Final Countdown!
Our view continues to show both Lesley Adora and Mason Destruction out cold on the mat, their arms covering each other. The moment the ref’s hand hits the mat for three count, the image flashes to the new Edge Logo.
Slowly we fade to black, before coming to a live feed showing James Edgebrook standing in front of a monitor. Dressed in a light red hoodie and a pair of jeans, he has blue and green hair ties holding his beard in two separate braids . The words ‘THE EDGE’ shine on the monitor behind him as the music slowly fades.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: HO-LY FUCKITY-FUCK!!! Did you all watch those shows last week? Dickie Watson returns...new Noble Champion...Mark Hunter KILLING LANCE WILLIAMS!!! Let’s start this like normal. My name is James Edgebrook and I am ready to try to match the intensity of last week’s shows, on this week’s Edge! Our next show is our twentieth episode and I plan to try and bring it out with a bang...but for now, let’s get this show on the road!
The words ‘New Talent’ appear on the now fixed screen behind him.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: We always start our show off by welcoming the new faces to our Project: Honor family. Rock Johnson keeps bringing in the talent and I am HAPPY to welcome them.
The camera zooms in on the monitor behind James, where we see headshots of all the new roster members.
We pan out from the monitor showing off the newest faces to grace the roster.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Holy buckets, they people just keep coming and coming. Of course, with Ozy and Dickie scaring people off on Proving Ground and Fallout burning through them like Pyro through a matchbook, it only makes sense we have to keep replenishing. With that, let’s head to Rapture for this week’s version of Rapture Reviews.
The cameras cut to a side-stage, where we see Fallout Warrior, Rapture, standing in front of a monitor.
RAPTURE: Hello folks! Has Savannah Sunshine run out of old Nickelodeon game shows to watch? Did Julius FINALLY finish his prototype Special Edition Candyland board game? Has Vickie McKenzie finally put down the fork and knife?
JAMES EDGEBROOK (Off camera): HEY!!!
RAPTURE: FEAR NOT...for in our spare time, us Warriors have to find stuff to fill those hours of inactivity. We can’t all have other federations to compete in like many of the Warriors here...or time to waste on a pretty face like Pyro. Some of us have to find other forms of entertainment to waste our time upon, when the bowl is empty and the streets are bare.
A movie poster appears on the monitor behind Rapture.
RAPTURE: Spooky...the devil...possession. This is a movie I can get behind. Technically a time piece, but it wasn’t that weird English shit that everyone keeps clamoring for like Downton Abbey or Bridgerton. Nope, this had ghosts. This had blood. AND SOMEONE BUTCHERED FIDO!!! Starring the wolf-mom from Hemlock Grove, the overly attached mom from Bates Motel, and the wanna-be Batman guy from Watchmen...this movie heads down the usual poltergeist-scary movie-ish type idea and has a spooky thing attack a family who just moved into a house. Smart movie on the ghosts part...get ‘em while they're busy. I give it four-and-a-half Dr. Manhattan penises out of five.
The ‘The Conjuring’ poster switches to a second poster.
RAPTURE: Dastardly from the word go. The moment these overly sexual kids booked their stay and included their friend Shaggy along, you knew something was going to go down. The twist, of course, being that it was all being run by people who were trying to appease an Old God?! GENIUS!!! Although just like Bradley Whitford’s character...I was sad it took so long for us to see the Merman. But I guess that was the schtick of it all, right? The movie was funny, the premise was different, but good. I give it four Thor-Stormbreakers out of five.
The monitor switches from the ‘Cabin In The Woods’ poster, back to the Edge logo.
RAPTURE: Thank you for visiting me on Rapture Reviews. Next time I will be reviewing The Babysitter and The Babysitter: Killer Queen.
The camera cuts back over to James.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Both great selections there, Rapture. Let’s feed some of these hungry mouths.
RAPTURE (Off camera): Did Vicky burn through the buffet already?
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Goddamn it, Rap-
LEGACY CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Elena DeDraca vs Mark Hunter
PRIME/NOBLE CHAMPIONSHIPS MATCH
One Match To Rule Them All - Unsanctioned Match
Jason Long (C) vs Savannah Sunshine (C) vs Kayla Richards
ASCENSION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Mason Destruction (C) vs Lesley Adora
NOBLE #1 CONTENDER MATCH
Zookeeper Match (In Honor Of Zoo Keeper Week)
*Ring surrounded by barbed wire cage, with four smaller cages in corners.*
*First to lock all others up, wins*
Pyro vs Syndicate vs Pandalike vs Levi Kirkstein vs Havoc
ASCENSION #1 CONTENDER MATCH
Latoya Hixx vs Bezerk vs Earl Boyde vs Julius Fairweather vs Curtis vs Jordan Bishop vs Yelich vs Thorberg Andersson
Back from the commercial, we see James Edgebrook standing in front of a monitor with the words ‘ELITE 7’ on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Elite Seven, a group of individuals who we believe are the CREAM of the crop. A group of individuals, whom we believe are the current competitive faces of Project: Honor as a whole. Our Elite Seven is a little different, after multiple matches with multiple Elite on the past shows. So let’s skip Honorable Mentions and get right into the meat of this, shall we?
The words ‘Elite 7: Number Seven’ appear on the monitor, replacing the ‘ELITE 7’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Our number seven is holding strong...
Last Show: Draw with Lesley Adora (Ascension CLUSTERFuCK Match), Record: 2-1-1 (Ascension Champion), Movement: N/A
JAMES EDGEBROOK: It took awhile for Mason to even get INTO the match, watching from the outside as one by one people were eliminated. That may have been a mistake as it gave the Champ time to stay fresh and time to build up frustration. And then when Adora finally tagged him in...he went bonkers, eliminating two himself before he and Adora knocked each other out for the draw.
The photo of Mason Destruction fades out to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Six’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: At number six, we have sort of a surprise...
Last Match: N/A, Record: 5-3-1, Movement: 1 Down
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This is more because Ozymandias didn’t have a match this past show. It’s never good when you’re on this list, wanting to get higher, and they give you a show off. Only way to go is down at that point. But I’m sure Ozy is chomping at the bit to destroy more people soon enough.
Hunter’s photo quickly transitions to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Five’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Number five is another one that slide down slightly...
Last Match: w/MYOJIN Defeated Yung Sauce & Scott Oasis, Record 6-4 (Warrior Rising Champion), Movement: 1 Down
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Yeah, I know she won. I know she added to her victory total. But beating the run down version of Big Drip and comparing that to who our next person beat, it only makes sense.
The words ‘Elite 7: Number Four’ replace the picture of Emmanuelle.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Movin’ on up...
Last Match: Defeated Lance Williams (Hell In A Cell - Legacy Contender Match), Record: 9-4, Movement: 2 Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Back up the list he goes. Mark was given the opportunity to crush some of his demons, while earning himself a spot against Elena DeDraca. With the win and the possibility of getting into that double-digit win club...he had to go back up.
Fade out to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Three’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Another odd fall...
Last Match: w/Emmanuelle Defeated Yung Sauce & Scott Oasis, Record 17-5, Movement: 1 Down
JAMES EDGEBROOK: While I normally wouldn’t drop MYOJIN, they fall into the same idea with Emmanuelle. Beating the left-hand version of the Drip, doesn’t mean a thing...
The picture of MYOJIN is quickly replaced by the words ‘Elite 7: Number Two’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: ...when you have…
Last Match: Defeated Pixie Sloane (3 Non-Wrestling Competitions/Noble Championship), Record 6-2, Movement 1 Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: ...the NEW NOBLE CHAMPION!!! Savannah not only earned herself a new shinny this psat show, but also managed to squeeze herself into that Guts, Gold, & Glory Prime scene...making it a three-way for two titles!
Savannah’s face fades to the words ‘Elite 7: Number One’. The letters (and number) are highlighted in gold and have added depth to them, to make them look as if they are popping off the screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And as usual, sitting in the throne...her equal yet to be known...the one...the only...THE BEAUTIFUL...
Last Match: Defeated Havoc, Record 12-1, Movement -
JAMES EDGEBROOK: She played with her food, before feasting on him this week. And even if no one eliminates Havoc but Havoc, Elena sure showed she was worthy of his elimination on Fallout. Havoc will be back and better than ever...but this is Elena’s game right now.
James smiles as the Elite 7 list appears on the screen.
The screen hangs on the shot of the Elite 7 one more time before going back to ‘The Edge’ logo, with James standing next to it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: What a fine looking crew. Now let’s get them some more money for those bonuses and see some commercials!
Next Level Wrestling Presents…
Avron B Fogelman Arena (New Orleans, Louisiana)
July 10th, 2021
Opening Match
The Thespian vs E. Legal
G1 Tournament First Round Match
Big Bone vs Ricardo Goon
G1 Tournament First Round Match
Adam Sanders vs El Rey
G1 Tournament First Round Match
Ryan Young vs Felix
G1 Tournament First Round Match
MYOJIN vs Waylon Kirk
MAIN EVENT
Gauntlet Match - For Southern States Title Shot
Wellington Dunne vs Lazarus Arjen vs Neko Nyan Nyan vs Joshua Darkwood vs Kylo Anderson
Back from the NLW commercial...we see James Edgebrook sitting by himself at the silver desk. On the monitor behind him are multiple images of people and their Predictions records.
Pictures of everyone who has made predictions, appear on the monitor behind them.
An image of James Edgebrook appears. A few stats appear below his image: “Last Show: 11-2, Overall: 86-58”
An image of Clara Olson, next to James’. Stats appear under his image: “Overall: 70-21”
An image of Alara Adams appears on the monitor, next to James’ picture. Stats appear under her image as well: “Overall: 28-19”
An image of Redd appears on the monitor, next to Alara’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Last Show: 10-3, Overall: 10-3”
An image of Arik Holt appears on the monitor, next to Redd’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Overall: 10-4”
An image of Lil Petey appears on the monitor, next to Arik’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Overall: 5-1”
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I out-guessed Redd last week, coming the Main Event short of doing a clean sweep on Proving Ground and the Assault Competition short of doing the same on Fallout. It puts me sixteen ahead of Clara...which should be interesting next time. For our twentieth episode, I would LOVE to have all my fellow predictors from the first nineteen episodes of the show!
All of the images fade out and are replaced by the words ”Proving Ground XIX: OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS”
JAMES EDGEBROOK: We start this week off with Proving Ground, since Fallout is having it’s Sunday pay-per-view. And honestly, as usual Project: Honor is saving the BIG stuff for the Sunday money, with PG only having one match this week. Although, this match is a HUGE one. Just last week, Fallout announced that it was having the largest match in Project: Honor history...with twelve individuals competing at once. But Indy had to one up them the very next week, throwing twenty people into the ring at once.
Opportunity Knocks Rumble - Over The Top Rope:
Ace Sky vs Aiden Reynolds vs Arata Asakura vs Cadillac Jackson vs Daniel Ackerman vs Dickie Watson vs Emmanuelle vs John Blade vs Lance Williams vs Lil’ Petey vs Mark Kelly vs Ozymandias vs Pat The Postman vs Swingle Shelldrake vs TJ Thompson vs Tara Fenix vs Ulf Hednir vs Valkyrie
Ace Sky vs Aiden Reynolds vs Arata Asakura vs Cadillac Jackson vs Daniel Ackerman vs Dickie Watson vs Emmanuelle vs John Blade vs Lance Williams vs Lil’ Petey vs Mark Kelly vs Ozymandias vs Pat The Postman vs Swingle Shelldrake vs TJ Thompson vs Tara Fenix vs Ulf Hednir vs Valkyrie
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The action in this match is going to be HUGE. Ozy, Dickie, the return of Aiden...fuck.
James shakes his head, thinking of all the names.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: My heart is telling my Ozymandias. Instead of the future Grand Championship shot, he would get to choose the stipulation for his first title defense. BUT...I can’t pick against Dickie right now. He has had time to rest. He has had time to breathe. I’m sure he wants the Grand Championship back and this is the quickest way to it. Though, I’m hoping that it isn’t him and Aiden in the end. Rumor has it that they would play rock, paper, scissors for who gets it. That wasn’t funny the first time, it won’t be funny the second time...and nobody wants to watch all this madness go down...just for it to end by way of some schoolyard fuckery. Again, Dickie for the win.
The Proving Ground match fades out to the Guts, Gold, & Glory poster.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The big boy of the week, the last individual-brand pay-per-view of the overseas tour. Yeah, Night of Honor is in Japan...but that’s both shows. This is Fallout...alone...well...with Mark Hunter. Yeah, you get it...
JAMES EDGEBROOK: In true Fallout Ascension fashion…a whole plethora of people are going to duke it out to see who gets a guaranteed singles shot at the Ascension Championship. And while some newcomers pepper this list, one big name sticks out. That motherfucker, Julius Fairweather. Gone are the days of Eli Atlas and Daniel Horror...now have come the days of motherfuckers and motherfucker-ettes. Even though that dumb shit thinks I’m the one fucking with his commercials, I have to pick him. I just think he is a little better than the crop they got in this match. And honestly...what the fuck is a Yelich?
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Is DeMarco feeling okay? A match where Pyro is not facing or teaming with Fairweather? Jesus, it’s about time he split those two up already. It was like, either kill each other or fuck...just get it over with. But anyway...I’m sure there is going to be some bad blood between Pyro and Havoc over their handicap match loss a couple shows ago. Plus with Pandalike, Levi, and Syndicate joining the Noble ranks...this got a whole lot more interesting. They may not have walked out with the Ascension Championship last week...but they sure as hell ascended. I want to put my money on Levi Kirkstein in this one. Pyro seems like the right choice, but I think he will be distracted with Havoc. PLUS...this being a Zoo Keeper Match? Almost sounds like a backwards version of an elimination chamber.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The White Rose and the Deathmatch Backyardigan get their time to hash it out and their moment in the one-on-one sun. Now this was originally slated to be Mason Destruction’s guaranteed title shot for winning the Ascension Scramble at Disputed Territory. But thanks to him snatching the title up at the Ascension Rumble on Fallout Eight…this became an open spot. After that wild ending last week, it only made sense to put these two in a ring together and let them talk about their differences. And...although he is a beast as Champion...is it weird that I want to pick AGAINST Mason? Fuck it...I’m doing it. Adora is the new Ascension Champion!
JAMES EDGEBROOK: One pin to rule them all! Jason gets his unsanctioned match, while Savannah slips in after the disappearance of the former Noble Champion. Now...three people...two titles...one pin. Who will walk out of Guts, Gold, & Glory as the FIRST person in Project: Honor history...to hold TWO SINGLES Championships at once? Now, rumor has it that that is technically against the rules and the winner may have to give up one title at Fallout X or Fallout Eleven...but we will see what DeMarco rules after it is all said and done. I know Redd would kill me if I didn’t pick Savannah Sunshine, but I don’t think Long will be taking it easy on her this week. His Prime Championship is on the line! And he didn’t put Drago through glass with a Thronebreaker, just to lose it in his first title defense.
James takes a deep breath.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: But Savannah might be a little distracted in trying to keep her Noble Championship as well. That’s a fresh title and nobody wants to lose it that quickly! Soooo...Kayla Richards...your new Prime Champion and TWO-TIME Noble Champion!
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And our Main Event of the night! Elena DeDraca of Fallout versus Mark Hunter of Proving Ground. The winner walks out as the NEW Legacy Champion. Elena has a chance to further her own legacy here, by becoming a two-time Legacy Champion...but I’m sure Mark has his own stuff to prove. A shot to become Legacy Champion...a shot at becoming another name on the double-digit win list...a chance at earning some respect after watching Ozy snatch his Grand Championship away by pinning Lil’ Petey. Another case of my heart and head telling me two different things. The smart option is to go with Elena. She has torn through almost everyone placed in front of her. But...no one ever said I was smart. Upset pick, Mark Hunter walked out of the Rod Laver Arena as the new Legacy Champion.
The monitor switches to the Edge logo once more.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Only six predictions needed...but let’s see if I can sweep it!!! Stay tuned after these messages folks. I have some Medals to hand out!
We return back from the commercial for Hasbro’s new Candyland ‘Savannah Sunshine Edition’ board game commercial, to see James standing in front of a monitor with The Edge logo on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Who added that commercial? I thought we were going to have a Kingdom Pro commercial...or even an Omega Wrestling Alliance commercial? Rapture...can you go look into that?
RAPTURE (Off camera): Sure...I don’t have my own things to do or anything. Not like-
James interrupts the Rapture babbling.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Thanks! Welcome to the final segment of the show! A time where I get to hand out awards to those who are deserving. Let’s get these Medals to all those who earned them on last week’s Fallout and Proving Ground’s shows.
The words ‘Best Promo’ appear on screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Best Promo. The award is handed to the person or persons, who deliver the best promotional video for their match. We watch video after video after video, digging into each detail and pulling out what we like the best.
A picture of Julius Fairweather appears underneath the words ‘Best Promo’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The fuck? I thought we agreed Mark Hunter over Julius? You know what, fuck it. Fairweather has been entertaining us...even if I thought Hunter entertained us more. Give this bald motherfucker another medal...
The screen goes blank for a moment, before showing the words ‘Segment Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Segment of the Night looks at the break between the action. Who showed up and made us want more. Who grabbed our attention. Both shows gave us much to enjoy, but only one brought the storm!
A picture of Ozymandias standing in the ring, appears under the words 'Segment Of The Night’
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Butcher of Reine made it rain both water and terror upon those who watched. He celebrated his newly acquired Grand Championship in style and sent a message to the rest of the Proving Ground roster. Now let’s see who is man enough...or woman enough...to step up to the Butcher!
The picture of the Grand Champion fades away, replaced by the words ‘Feud Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Feud of the Night highlights a feud that is building or is starting. A couple feuds going on on both shows, but there was only one that culminated in a Hell In A Cell!
A picture of Mark Hunter and Lance Williams facing each other behind the bars of the Hell In The Cell fades in underneath ‘Feud Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: A friendship that turned sour fast, these two butted heads to see who got to face Elena at GGG. And while Mark won, I don’t think Lance is going to be out of Mark’s face just yet.
‘Spot Of The Night’ replaces the picture of Mark and Lance..
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Bumps, falls, spots...we all love them...we all secretly enjoy watching them. Spot of the Night highlights who grabbed us with that ‘wow’ factor. Who made the fans’ jaw drop in a true moment of ‘Holy Shit!’?
The monitor starts to show footage from Fallout.
Hednir is gassed, holding his stomach with gritted teeth and a pained expression- Valkyrie pulls herself up unsteadily, using the ropes for support- she's seems a little out of it, Hednir turns back to his corner- RILEY IS BACK UP, HE'S REACHING OUT FOR THE HOT TAG- YELLING TOWARD HEDNIR! VALKYRIE SEES IT AND TRIES TO INTERCEPT, BUT HEDNIR HURLS HIMSELF FORWARD- THE TAG IS MADE, THE CROWD ROARS AS RILEY GETS IN!
TREY BOOKER: THE PROFESSIONAL, WILL RILEY IS BACK IN- AND HE LOOKS READY!
J.T. PRICE: HE'S ALREADY LOOKING AT VALKYRIE'S HURT ARM!
Valkyrie screams with frustration before charging at Riley- he ducks and rebounds off the ropes, moving to beside her- INTERCEPTING HER WITH A MINORU SUZUKI-STYLE SLEEPER HOLD!
TREY BOOKER: SHE'S FADING!
J.T. PRICE: BUT SHE'S STILL THERE!
Valkyrie wildly throws back elbows, attempting to escape the hold- a few of them knock Riley silly, but HE MANAGES TO COUNTER ONE LAST ELBOW WITH A SLEEPER SUPLEX, DUMPING HER ON THE NECK!
TREY BOOKER: ROSE CITY SUPLEEEXXXX!
VALKYRIE IS OUT, LAYING STOMACH FIRST! Riley gets up, sensing the opportunity and takes her injured arm into the FUJIWARA ARMBAR! HE HAS IT HIGH ANGLE, SHE'S SCREAMING OUT!
TREY BOOKER: HE'S GOT THE ARMBAR IN!
J.T. PRICE: BUT THERE'S NO WAY SHE'LL TAP OUT!
The referee drops down to ask her, but she refuses! Violently shaking her head as Riley tightens his grasp around her arm, bending it as far as it can go- SHE'S SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER, BUT SHE STILL REFUSES- OH WAIT, RILEY HAS HER WRIST AND HER FINGERS, BENDING HER DIGITS ALMOST SO FAR BACK THEY'LL TOUCH THE BACK OF HER HAND- THE REFEREE HAS SEEN ENOUGH AND CALLS THE MATCH BEFORE SHE GETS SERIOUSLY INJURED! RILEY LETS GO!
DING! DING! DING!
HOLLY PEREZ: And your winners by referee decision, ULF HEDNIIIIRRRRRRRR AND WILLRILEEEEEYYYYY![/font
The monitor goes back to saying ‘Spot Of The Night’ and has a picture of Valkyrie out cold in Will Riley’s sleeper hold.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: It isn’t the sleeper hold that gets the nod here, it’s Valkyrie’s refusal to tap. Yeah, she has had a rough start to her Project: Honor career...but she is one hell of a feisty woman and she refuses to give in! Gotta love that! No amount of pain or torture will make her give someone the satisfaction of her giving up. She goes out on her terms!!!
The words and picture on the screen, are replaced by ‘Match Of The Night’
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Match of the Night, best match of the back-to-back shows. A Hell In A Cell should be close to the top of the list, but this week I was overruled...
Under the words ‘Match of The Night’ appears a picture of the Ascension CLUSTERFuCK Match.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I mean, I get it. Twelve people, a special six-sided ring, elimination style...all for a Championship. It was close in my books, though. And the ending was AMAZE-BALLS!!! I’m happy to see those two get the chance to see who is better in the end.
‘The words ‘Medal Of Honor’ replace the entire Match of the Night image.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And the blue ribbon to be pinned on our lapel, we move on to the Medal of Honor itself. Who stood out from the pack? Who held their head up in a power pose, large enough to push down the haters?
A picture of Lesley Adora appears again on the screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Surprised? I figured some people would. It came down to Savannah and Lesley this week and I feel Lesley making it through ten other people, drawing with the Ascension Champion, and earning himself a one-on-one shot against the Champ himself...earns the White Rose our top star here. Plus...did you see what he did to Rey de las Sombras? The man was supposed to be born of the shadow...and Adora brought him to the light! He baptized the darkness, that’s gotta count for something.
The monitor cuts to ‘The Edge’ logo.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: So next week...Proving Ground has ITS shot at the largest PH match ever...while Fallout dances around with Guts, Gold, & Glory. And then after that...what a HUGE couple weeks. The Edge celebrates episode number twenty...Proving Ground celebrates episode number twenty...Fallout celebrates episode number ten with it’s Dead By Daylight special...and Project: Honor celebrates ONE YEAR!!! It’s going to be HUGE EVERYONE! ARE YOU EXCITED? I’M EXCITED!!! EVERYONE GET EXCITED!
‘The Final Countdown’ (Metal Cover) by Leo Moracchioli begins to play softly in the background.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: So thank you for coming to see me tonight. Things are getting crazier as we come up to the end of Season Two here. My name is James Edgebrook and this is The Edge. Goodnight everyone!
The camera slowly pans out away from James, before cutting to the parking lot where we see Rapture walk up to the door of the production vehicle. He knocks once on the door before it flies open and a familiar face is standing there.
JULIUS FAIRWEATHER: What the fuck do you want, you eighties looking motherfucker? Can't you see I'm busy?
RAPTURE: Um...wait...what are you doing in there?
JULIUS FAIRWEATHER: I gave those little geeky-motherfuckers the night off. If anyone had to constantly look at Edgebrook's face through a television monitor, I'm sure they would be motherfucking excited for a night out. So I was passing by and decided to let them on their merry way...ya dig?
RAPTURE: But...I'm...I don't know...
JULIUS FAIRWEATHER: Motherfucker, you don't get paid enough to know. They don't fucking think of you enough, to let you know. Did the show get screwed up?
RAPTURE: Well the promo of the night...
JULIUS FAIRWEATHER: Did I screw up any motherfucking commercials?
RAPTURE: I'm not sure if we had a wrestling commercial or not, when Candy-
JULIUS FAIRWEATHER: Then take your Jason-mask wanna-be motherfucking ass back into that studio...tell that skinny motherfucker everything was fucking peachy...and go about your merry way!
RAPTURE: Well...
JULIUS FAIRWEATHER: Aw motherfucker, now you're just annoying the piss out of me.
Julius slams the door shut as Rapture just stands there, confused.
Our view slowly fades out as we go to a black screen with a Project: Honor logo on it.