Post by PH RECORDS on Nov 29, 2020 12:09:16 GMT -5
“What in tarnation is going on right now?!”
It’s a chilly evening in Celebration, Florida which is weird considering Florida is usually blazing hot. The camera cuts to the inside of a recording studio where there’s a couple people chilling on the couch and one at the setup playing back a track. Everyone looks to be happy except one person. Lil Petey is the unhappy one. The others happen to be some of his best friends. Jah is someone he met while trying to meet Da Baby which is exactly what Jah was trying to do also. Then there’s Barry, who really looks out of place right now. Lastly, Shell is the one running the mix and seems irritated suddenly.
LIL PETEY: “It just doesn’t sound right. Play a couple different beats for me. It’s lacking that ‘me’ feel.”
SHELL: “The fuck you mean by that?”
LIL PETEY: “You know, I got that certain look and sound to my music that really gets people going.”
JAH: “Yeah, he got that shit that really make a crowd just go CRAZY!”
SHELL: “You realize this is the first song we’d be recording for you, right?”
He stops before replying and wipes his hands on his face.
LIL PETEY: “Got a lot on my mind right now, fellas. I don’t even know why I’m in the studio. I got some other things to be focusing on.”
Everyone looks at him with an irritated reaction, except Jah. He’s just kinda chillin and dancing amongst himself even though there’s no music on.
SHELL: “Why did we even come to the Stu today if you were gonna be distracted?”
LIL PETEY: “I shouldn’t be distracted, that’s the thing. Music is supposed to be my life, but SOMEHOW I got conned into this wrestling mess.”
Everyone directs their attention to Barry who’s actually higher than the moon right now. He chuckles before taking a deep breath.
BARRY: “Look, we all know that Petey’s music career hasn’t taken off like some of us thought it would, so I tried to find something for him quickly so he can make some money. We can’t keep paying for the studio for him since we’re barely making any money with our real jobs. At least with this he makes a certain amount and overtime he’ll start to make more. If it doesn’t go well, we can also use it for marketing and such for his music once that starts to come together. However you look at it, it’s a win for us.”
Lil Petey stands up and starts to pace around.
LIL PETEY: “Have you thought about the toll it’s going to take on my body? This precious body isn’t meant to step into a wrestling ring, ESPECIALLY with some of the people I’ve seen already.”
JAH: “Bro, all you have to do is run around and punch someone and then kick them in the nuts. If things take a turn for the worse, pull the blicky out and go GRATATA, ya feel me, G?”
There’s an awkward silence that follows until Lil Petey shakes his head.
BARRY: “It’s a brand new company, Petey, so it’s not like you’re going into something that’s been established for a while. Hell, whether you suck or not, people may end up drawing interest in you just because you’re goofy.”
Everyone nods in agreement.
LIL PETEY: “Goofy?! I don’t want to be known for that. I want to be known for my music.”
SHELL (whispering): “If we could ever get something recorded…”
Barry’s phone pings and he looks at it. The phone unlocks via Face ID.
BARRY: “Petey, the card was released for your debut. Project: Honor released it almost a week ago... “
JAH: “And you’re just now getting it? How the hell does that happen?”
LIL PETEY: “As if I wasn’t stressed enough, you’re telling me I have a day to prepare for this?”
There’s silence once again and Barry starts to look a bit nervous.
BARRY: “This was actually released on time, I just.. uh... forgot to mention it to you and set a reminder in my phone about it…”
Lil Petey starts to bite his nails and sits on the desk right next to Shell.
LIL PETEY: “This is just not okay. What does it say?”
BARRY: “Well the news gets a little worse… You’re going against a woman.”
Jah and Shell start laughing simultaneously.
JAH: “BRAH! You’re about to get your ass handed to you by a woman.”
BARRY: “Oh, I wasn’t finished either…”
Their laughing halts for a brief second.
BARRY: “She’s also a… vampire?”
Jah and Shell’s laughing becomes uncontrollable and they both fall onto the floor laughing so hard.
LIL PETEY: “Alright, so let me get this straight. I have a match tomorrow against a woman who’s a vampire? And here I am an up-and-coming rapper who has no experience in the ring.”
SHELL: “Wait, did you just say up-and-coming rapper?”
LIL PETEY: “Yeah, I mean that’s what’s happening here. I’m up-and-coming. I haven’t came yet except last night when I was with Bri.”
BARRY: “We’re getting off topic, real quick. The girl's name is Phoenix LeStrange. Yes, you’re facing her tomorrow so, between now and tomorrow, we have to teach you how to wrestle.”
Lil Petey sighs.
LIL PETEY: “Well, let’s get to it. I don’t wanna look like a complete idiot in the ring.”
SHELL: “If you’re wearing what you are right now tomorrow, you will.”
Everyone gets up and walks out the door. The cameras fade out completely.
It’s a chilly evening in Celebration, Florida which is weird considering Florida is usually blazing hot. The camera cuts to the inside of a recording studio where there’s a couple people chilling on the couch and one at the setup playing back a track. Everyone looks to be happy except one person. Lil Petey is the unhappy one. The others happen to be some of his best friends. Jah is someone he met while trying to meet Da Baby which is exactly what Jah was trying to do also. Then there’s Barry, who really looks out of place right now. Lastly, Shell is the one running the mix and seems irritated suddenly.
LIL PETEY: “It just doesn’t sound right. Play a couple different beats for me. It’s lacking that ‘me’ feel.”
SHELL: “The fuck you mean by that?”
LIL PETEY: “You know, I got that certain look and sound to my music that really gets people going.”
JAH: “Yeah, he got that shit that really make a crowd just go CRAZY!”
SHELL: “You realize this is the first song we’d be recording for you, right?”
He stops before replying and wipes his hands on his face.
LIL PETEY: “Got a lot on my mind right now, fellas. I don’t even know why I’m in the studio. I got some other things to be focusing on.”
Everyone looks at him with an irritated reaction, except Jah. He’s just kinda chillin and dancing amongst himself even though there’s no music on.
SHELL: “Why did we even come to the Stu today if you were gonna be distracted?”
LIL PETEY: “I shouldn’t be distracted, that’s the thing. Music is supposed to be my life, but SOMEHOW I got conned into this wrestling mess.”
Everyone directs their attention to Barry who’s actually higher than the moon right now. He chuckles before taking a deep breath.
BARRY: “Look, we all know that Petey’s music career hasn’t taken off like some of us thought it would, so I tried to find something for him quickly so he can make some money. We can’t keep paying for the studio for him since we’re barely making any money with our real jobs. At least with this he makes a certain amount and overtime he’ll start to make more. If it doesn’t go well, we can also use it for marketing and such for his music once that starts to come together. However you look at it, it’s a win for us.”
Lil Petey stands up and starts to pace around.
LIL PETEY: “Have you thought about the toll it’s going to take on my body? This precious body isn’t meant to step into a wrestling ring, ESPECIALLY with some of the people I’ve seen already.”
JAH: “Bro, all you have to do is run around and punch someone and then kick them in the nuts. If things take a turn for the worse, pull the blicky out and go GRATATA, ya feel me, G?”
There’s an awkward silence that follows until Lil Petey shakes his head.
BARRY: “It’s a brand new company, Petey, so it’s not like you’re going into something that’s been established for a while. Hell, whether you suck or not, people may end up drawing interest in you just because you’re goofy.”
Everyone nods in agreement.
LIL PETEY: “Goofy?! I don’t want to be known for that. I want to be known for my music.”
SHELL (whispering): “If we could ever get something recorded…”
Barry’s phone pings and he looks at it. The phone unlocks via Face ID.
BARRY: “Petey, the card was released for your debut. Project: Honor released it almost a week ago... “
JAH: “And you’re just now getting it? How the hell does that happen?”
LIL PETEY: “As if I wasn’t stressed enough, you’re telling me I have a day to prepare for this?”
There’s silence once again and Barry starts to look a bit nervous.
BARRY: “This was actually released on time, I just.. uh... forgot to mention it to you and set a reminder in my phone about it…”
Lil Petey starts to bite his nails and sits on the desk right next to Shell.
LIL PETEY: “This is just not okay. What does it say?”
BARRY: “Well the news gets a little worse… You’re going against a woman.”
Jah and Shell start laughing simultaneously.
JAH: “BRAH! You’re about to get your ass handed to you by a woman.”
BARRY: “Oh, I wasn’t finished either…”
Their laughing halts for a brief second.
BARRY: “She’s also a… vampire?”
Jah and Shell’s laughing becomes uncontrollable and they both fall onto the floor laughing so hard.
LIL PETEY: “Alright, so let me get this straight. I have a match tomorrow against a woman who’s a vampire? And here I am an up-and-coming rapper who has no experience in the ring.”
SHELL: “Wait, did you just say up-and-coming rapper?”
LIL PETEY: “Yeah, I mean that’s what’s happening here. I’m up-and-coming. I haven’t came yet except last night when I was with Bri.”
BARRY: “We’re getting off topic, real quick. The girl's name is Phoenix LeStrange. Yes, you’re facing her tomorrow so, between now and tomorrow, we have to teach you how to wrestle.”
Lil Petey sighs.
LIL PETEY: “Well, let’s get to it. I don’t wanna look like a complete idiot in the ring.”
SHELL: “If you’re wearing what you are right now tomorrow, you will.”
Everyone gets up and walks out the door. The cameras fade out completely.