Post by Lil Petey on Jun 30, 2021 22:56:04 GMT -5
PETEY GETS CHECKED ON IN THE HOSPITAL
LOCATION: A HOSPITAL, DUH
JUNE 21ST, 2021
The day after Hell on Earth was rough for Lil Petey. He had just lost the Grand Championship to the one man he didn’t want to have it; the monster, himself. Right after the show, Petey was taken to the nearest hospital to tend to the wounds he suffered. He had stayed the night and asked for no visitors so that he could rest in quiet, but the next day was almost the complete opposite. Petey had visitors just about all day until he got the clear from the Doctor that he was okay. His first visitors were the people closest to him.
YUNG SAUCE
“Damn dawg, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you this beat up before.”
TJ THOMPSON
“You got fucked up, dude.”
Petey sat up in his bed and looked at his Big Drip brothers giving him a hard time, which is why he wanted his first night in the hospital to be alone.
LIL PETEY
“Not as fucked up as Sauce’s mom when I’m done with her.”
TJ loses his mind while Sauce sighs and takes a seat across from Petey.
YUNG SAUCE
“Even in the hospital bed, you still gotta make jokes about my mom?”
TJ THOMPSON
“Who said he was joking?”
LIL PETEY
“TJ knows since he’s been in that, too.”
YUNG SAUCE
“CAN WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT?! I HATE IT HERE!”
Petey and TJ share a laugh directed at Sauce before changing the subject.
TJ THOMPSON
“All jokes aside, how you feeling, fam?"
The nurses and shit had been asking Petey that all day, but when TJ asked, he wasn’t sure how to answer. Before, he had been answering in terms of how he felt physically, but didn’t take into account the emotional toll the match took on him up to this point.
LIL PETEY
“Ya know, I’m not really that sure right now. My body is healing faster than my nurse can get me some fucking pudding cups, but I won’t lie to y’all… I’m pretty pissed I couldn’t get that belt back."
YUNG SAUCE
“We give you a hard time, but you’re our brother and we’re always rooting for you. This is just one hiccup in your career.”
LIL PETEY
“One hiccup? Bruh… look at my record.”
TJ walks up to Petey and slaps him across the face. Petey just stares at him stunned since he’s not usually like that.
TJ THOMPSON
“You sound like a bitch right now. Listen to yourself and go back to listen to yourself before the Grand Championship Match!”
YUNG SAUCE
“TJ is right, Petey. You’re letting a loss in the Main Event of a Pay-Per-View bring you down. You fought hard for the Grand Championship, something a lot of people here even wish they had the chance to do, fam.”
LIL PETEY
“It wasn’t just a match to me. I was fighting to prove that I can be a wrestler, not just the soundcloud rapper that lost every single match he was in.”
TJ THOMPSON
“Bro, look at how far you’ve come. You went from losing every match to winning some and standing up to the top people on Proving Ground. You fought a legit monster, dude.”
YUNG SAUCE
“And you’re still in one piece, too… so there’s that.”
LIL PETEY
“Thanks, brothers. This past night was rough because I just kept living inside my own head, worrying that I might not get another chance and that I let everyone down. I just want to be successful and do right by y’all.”
An awkward silence struck the room. Petey, Sauce and TJ all looked at one another as if waiting for someone to say or do literally anything.
…
Petey farts so loud that his bed shakes and everyone starts laughing while covering their faces with their shirts. Being the genius that Petey is, he tried to cover his face with his blankets, not realizing he just farted under there and got a big whiff of it before putting them back down.
YUNG SAUCE
“Dude, what the fuck are they feeding you for you to shit like that?!”
TJ THOMPSON
“I thought Gerald’s farts were bad, holy shit man.”
LIL PETEY
“You haven’t smelt anything until you hear Charlie’s, fam. That shit will have you relocating states.”
YUNG SAUCE
“I’m tempted to right now, jesus christ.”
The three just start laughing with one another before simultaneously letting out a deep sigh and quiet takes the room over again.
LIL PETEY
“Anyways, thank you fellas for coming by. I think they’re sending me out of here later today, but it’s up to the Doc.”
TJ THOMPSON
“You gonna be able to drink any when you leave here? I replenished your stash of Truly’s for when you get back to The Hip House.”
LIL PETEY
“I don’t think so with how medicated they got me, but you know I’ll be diving into that the second I can. I could use a few days at the crib to relax and let loose before getting back to the grind again.”
YUNG SAUCE
“Did we get any more juice?”
LIL PETEY
“I swear I keep forgetting you’re underage sometimes. Good thing I’m not Bohn Bash Bader.”
Sauce immediately stands and runs to a corner to cover his butt. The sound of that name gives him PTSD, so he’s gotta protect himself. Petey and TJ share another laugh.
YUNG SAUCE
“That’s really not funny…”
TJ THOMPSON
“You keep telling yourself that.”
Petey and TJ continue laughing as Sauce finally gets out of the corner and walks towards the door to leave. The boys all dap each other up before Sauce and TJ head out of the room.
PETEY DROPS FROM GRAND TO WARRIOR RISING
LOCATION: THE HIP HOUSE
JUNE 22ND, 2021
“Nice cock!”
It’s not how it sounds, I promise! Okay, so we’re at The Hip House, but we’re in the bowling alley portion of it. Yeah, Big Drip Productions has a bowling alley in their house, how fucking dope is that? Anyways, they rigged the sounds to different things besides what they should be. Petey just got a strike and it says that every time there is one.
LIL PETEY
“You’re damn right.”
He had just finished the game and sat down to untie his shoes, when his phone went off.
“CHUPAPI MUNYAYO”
Yeah… that was his text notification. Every time he gets a text, that’s what we all get to hear. It was funny at first, then it got real old. Petey looks down at his phone to see what his next match was gonna be.
“Lil Petey & Scott Oasis vs. Brandon Hendrix & Ace Sky - Winning team goes on to the next round of the Friends Like This Warrior Rising Tournament”
Several seconds go by and Petey just stares at his phone in disbelief. Everything he had been worrying about is coming true as he reads over the words ‘Warrior Rising’ multiple times.
LIL PETEY
“You gotta be fucking kidding me! From Main Event to the bottom of the card in one match. I know I didn’t win, but where’s my respeck?! Y’all gotta put that on my name, on god. Here I am busting my balls each and every day to stand with legit killers and shit and I get dropped down to this shit.”
Petey double takes at the card and realizes the people he’s in the match with.
LIL PETEY
“Oh shit! The boy Oasis and I are gonna be teaming! This might not be so bad after all. Oasis is a big boy and can definitely just plow through these losers in this match. He might have to, because I don’t really know if I’ll even be completely healed by then. Like my body is doing better, but there was quite the size difference and getting hit by either Ozymandias or Mark Hunter is not something I want to keep doing for that long. Anywhore, Oasis can take on the big load and I’ll just tie things up at the end for the victory.
Nah, I’m kidding. I ain’t gonna let the boy have all the fun. It’s our first time teaming and the homie has been funding us for quite some time now. I think I gotta show him what’s up by beating up on these bottom feeders. I may have sulked up in some sorrows for a bit, but you think one loss is gonna bring me down? Well you’re right because I went from the Grand Championship to the Warrior Rising I guess, but I’m still alive and kicking! Both Ozy and Mark have tried to kill me and guess what they couldn’t do? PETEY WILL NOT DIE!”
He finally decided to put his phone up, then brought it back out a second later to take another look at the photo that was used for the match pic he was in.
LIL PETEY
“They really got me looking good as always. That shoe is like a trademark now with how much they’ve used it, shit.”
Petey finally puts the phone away, picks his ball up and takes it over to the rack.
LIL PETEY
“The more I think about it, the more I’m glad I’m in this match. Not just because I get to team with the homie, but from what I’ve seen from Brandon Hendrix and heard from Ace Sky… this shit is a cakewalk. I just hope that Oasis’ doesn’t let his feelings get in the way since he brought Hendrix over to OWA. You look at Brandon and think, ‘Alright this dude can fuck me up and put the hurting on me’. Jokes on y’all. Look at the matches he’s been in so far and then look at me. I got leagues on him and that’s why I’m not even worried about how this match is gonna go. All I gotta do is just show up and I already won, which I wish was the case for most matches at this point, but I digress.”
After putting the ball back on the rack, Petey takes a seat and finishes untying his shoes since he got distracted by his phone earlier. He takes them and puts them on a counter and starts to walk out.
LIL PETEY
“Oh yeah, there’s another guy in this match that I almost forgot about. Well, I didn’t, he’s just so irrelevant I don’t even need to waste my breath on him. BAZINGA!
Fuck, I’ve been watching too much Big Bang Theory again…”
Petey opens the door and exits the bowling alley. He makes his way to the kitchen to grab himself a Truly. Petey cracks the can open, starts chugging, then makes his way to his room.
LIL PETEY
“From Grand down to Warrior Rising… I guess I gotta make the best of this. The boy Oasis and I will catch this dub and then move on to whatever the next phase is, but mark my words… I’m gonna put that belt around my waist. After doing that, I will work my way back up to the top if I need to and claim what was stolen from me. Whoever the Warrior Rising Champion may be when it’s time for me to fight for it, enjoy it while you can. I’ll make you eat my ass if that’s what I gotta do.”
#GRANDPETEYWILLNOTDIE
#PETEYISAWARRIORRISINGNOW
