Post by CallMeRobert on Jun 25, 2021 10:34:35 GMT -5
A small white box appears up in the top left corner, showing the television rating as ‘TV-MA’ with the letters ‘LSV’ underneath it.
The sounds of an alarm going off echo out of the darkness, before ‘The Final Countdown’ (Metal Cover) by Leo Moracchioli begins to play over the black screen.
An image of the words ‘Elite 7’ starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the words ‘Medal of Honor' starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Warrior Rising Championship, side by side with the Ascension Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the X-Factor Championship, side by side with the Noble Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Grand Championship, side by side with the Prime Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Tag Team Championship Titles start in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
Then finally the Legacy Championship Title slowly fades into view, directly in the middle of the screen. It quickly cuts to black.
Finally the words ‘THE EDGE’ appear on the screen, out of the darkness.
We’re leaving together,
But still it’s farewell.
Our television screens begin to transmit recorded action, showing Julius Fairweather catching Havoc out of nowhere with The Royale With Cheese.
And maybe we’ll come back
To earth, who can tell?
Switch to see Elena DeDraca driving Pixie Sloane into the mat with a Revelation Cradle DDT.
I guess there is no one to blame.
We’re leaving ground. (Leaving ground)
Fade to a shot of Savannah Sunshine dropping Kayla Richards with the Burst Your Bubble.
Will things ever be the same again?
Switch to the film of Lance Williams grabbing Indy Darling and hitting him with the Torture Bomb.
Flash to see Kayla Richards catching Jason Long off guard with the Dreamkiller.
Finally a video of Ozymandias blasting Lil’ Petey with The Sinking Faith.
It’s the final countdown!
The Final Countdown!
Our view continues to show Ozymandias as he raises the Grand Championship into the air, before Dickie Watson steps out onto the entrance ramp. The image flashes to the new Edge Logo.
Slowly we fade to black, before coming to a live feed showing James Edgebrook standing in front of a monitor. Dressed in a dark red polo and a black dress pants, he has blue and green hair ties holding his beard in two separate braids . The words ‘THE EDGE’ shine on the monitor behind him as the music slowly fades.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Hello everyone and WELCOME to The Edge. My name is James Edgebrook and I am ready to hit you with one hell of an Edge! We are just a couple shows away from our TWENTIETH episode. That is going to be a grand episode...but tonight...tonight we get to celebrate Hell on Earth, Fallout eight...and all this new blood we got rolling in!!!
James smirks, feeling good to be back.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: So let’s get on with it, shall we?
The words ‘New Talent’ appear on the now fixed screen behind him.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: We want to start our show off by welcoming the new faces to our Project: Honor family. We have had such an influx of talent since the last show, it’s friggin’ amazing! Let’s welcome all these newcomers to our ranks! Let’s give them some newbie love!!!
The camera zooms in on the monitor behind James, where we see headshots of all the new roster members.
VICTORIA McKENZIE
JORDAN BISHOP
We pan out from the monitor showing off the newest faces to grace the roster.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Who...who is that angel? It’s like my eyes have been plucked out and carried to heaven on the wings of a pleasantly plump divine being. It’s like God herself appeared before me and took the form of my greatest desires. It’s like-
RAPTURE: KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!!!
Rapture yelling from off camera, catches Edgebrook off guard as he jumps a little. The pictures switch to the ‘The Edge’ logo as Edgebrook straightens out his shirt and clears his throat.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Um...let’s head to Rapture for this week’s version of Rapture Reviews.
The cameras cut to a side-stage, where we see Fallout Warrior, Rapture, standing in front of a monitor.
RAPTURE: Hello folks! Has Mason Destruction run out of tables to break? Did Jason Long get banned from twitter...again? Has Rock Johnson finally finished counting all his money? FEAR NOT...for in our spare time, us Warriors have to find stuff to fill those hours of inactivity. We can’t all have other federations to compete in like many of the Warriors here...or all that hair to dye like Tara Fenix. Some of us have to find other forms of entertainment to waste our time upon, when the bowl is empty and the streets are bare.
A movie poster appears on the monitor behind Rapture.
RAPTURE: A movie about immortals, welcoming in a new immortal. Would you want to be immortal? Think of how boring that could get. Unless you are Highlander...then you can just go around chopping off each other’s heads to gain more power. But this here? It doesn’t go in that direction. And then the entire idea of immortality is ripped out from under us when we find out that these immortals...suddenly just lose it? But it’s never explained why or how it happens or anything...just a bunch of gun shots and martial arts moves. And that;’s why I give it a three-and-a-half Highlander swords out of five.
The Old Guard poster switches to a second poster.
RAPTURE: A lot of smarts...a lot of thinking. But then there are rituals, and death, and blood. And of course, Rachel McAdams, Canada’s TRUE star. How can you not like any movie with Rachel in it? Has anyone seen Eurovision? Comedy genius. But everyone should know the Sherlock Holmes deal by now. Robert Downey Junior does a good job...but I’m sure the Brits have a thing to say about an American doing it. Of course, imagine how much their heads would explode if an American played the Doctor. So this Sherlock movie? I give it three-and-a-half sonic screwdrivers out of five. It was decent.
The monitor switches from the Sherlock Holmes poster, back to the Edge logo.
RAPTURE: Thank you for visiting me on Rapture Reviews. Next time I will be reviewing The Conjuring and Cabin In The Woods!
The camera cuts back over to James.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Oh, back to me already? How about we send this shindig to a commercial and we can give that graphics artist of ours more money for the wonderful job he does!
Memphis, Tennessee
Monday, June 28th, 2021
Fargo vs The Dream Doctor
Syndicate vs Celtic Club vs Eddie Zam & Ultimate Destroyer
Blade Alexander vs Ryan Hawkins
Acherin Revok vs Damian Winters
Stoner vs TJ Alexander
Jack Hill vs Darius Enlil
Brandon Hendrix vs Scotty Adams
Bam Miller & Curtis vs Jonny F’N C & Russell Wayne
TV Title Match: Rogue (C) vs Zack Steele
Hollywood TItle Match: Bam Miller (C) vs Venom vs Eron Hunter
Back from the commercial, we see James Edgebrook standing in front of a monitor with the words ‘ELITE 7’ on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Elite Seven, a group of individuals who we believe are the CREAM of the crop. A group of individuals, whom we believe are the current competitive faces of Project: Honor as a whole. Our Elite Seven is a little different, after multiple matches with multiple Elite on the past shows. So let’s skip Honorable Mentions and get right into the meat of this, shall we?
The words ‘Elite 7: Number Seven’ appear on the monitor, replacing the ‘ELITE 7’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Our number seven is a BRAND NEW to the Elite Seven...
ELITE #7
Last Show: Defeated Lesley Adora, Rey de las Sombras, & Daniel Horror (Ascension Championship Dumpster Fire Match), Record: 2-1 (Ascension Champion), Movement: Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Mason Destruction has come onto the scene with a vengeance. He destroyed the Ascension division in the Ascension Scramble at Disputed Territory, could have had the Ascension title won three weeks ago if it wasn’t for his shit partner, then he comes in and starts tossing people into dumpsters last week. And now next week, he puts the title on the line in the largest match in Project: Honor history...DeMarco’s Clusterfuck Match. Let’s see if he can hold tight onto it, heading into GGG.
The photo of Mason Destruction fades out to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Six’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: At number six, we have someone who it just hasn’t been his moment lately.
ELITE #6
Last Match: Lost to Ozymandias (Triple Threat Grand Championship Match), Record: 8-4, Movement: 2 Down
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I’m sure he stepped into Hell on Earth, not thinking he was going to lose his Grand Championship Title. But thanks to him helping and saving Lil Petey previously, Lil Petey took the hit and cost Mark the gold. Now I wonder if he will make up for it next week, against Lance.
Hunter’s photo quickly transitions to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Five’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Number five gives us another new name on our list...
ELITE #5
Last Match: Defeated Mark Hunter & Lil’ Petey (Triple Threat Grand Championship Match), Record: 5-3-1, Movement: Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Butcher is the NEW Grand Champion. Sure, he pinned Lil’ Petey for it...but that doesn’t make it less impressive. Season One of Project: Honor...we watched Dickie hold tight onto that title. Now that we are five months into Season Two...we are now on our second Champion. Will Ozy’s reign be more like Dickie’s...or Mark’s?
The words ‘Elite 7: Number Four’ replace the picture of Ozymandias.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Movin’ on up...
ELITE #4
Last Match: Defeated Hendrix, Sauce, Thompson, Oasis, Pat, Valkyrie, & Jackson (7 Gates of Hell Warrior Rising Championship Match), Record 5-4 (Warrior Rising Champion), Movement: 2 Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Emmanuelle’s career started off slow in PH...but she has taken off with force! No one will deny her holding that title. And as she gains more confidence, maybe the X-Factor...then the Grand Championship, will be in her future!
Fade out to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Three’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Speaking of gaining confidence...
ELITE #3
Last Match: Defeated Jason Long & Kayla Richards, Record 5-2, Movement 2 Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Wait...that’s not Savannah. I mean, it kind of resembles her...but that’s not her. The graphics department has some explaining to do. But anyway...Savannah defeated the Prime Champion and the former Noble Champion, in one swoop. And now she is already in line for a Noble Championship match at Guts, Gold, & Glory. She is another one who is getting scary good and there is no telling where her ceiling is.
The picture of Savannah is quickly replaced by the words ‘Elite 7: Number Two’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Slowly crawling up towards where they feel they belong...
ELITE #2
Last Match: Defeated Arata Asakura, Record 16-5, Movement: 1 Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: MYOJIN hasn’t been this high in the Elite rankings, since December fifth, when he was ranked at number two. I am sure he looks above him and he wants that top spot back, which he last held on October tenth, but...
MYOJIN’s face fades to the words ‘Elite 7: Number One’. The letters (and number) are highlighted in gold and have added depth to them, to make them look as if they are popping off the screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: ...it’s currently in a tight grip...by our TOP OF THE TOP...CREAM OF THE CROP...SITTING AT NUMBER ONE...
ELITE #1
Last Match: Defeated Pixie Sloane (Fallout Legacy Championship Contender Match), Record 11-1, Movement -
JAMES EDGEBROOK: She and Pixie went onto Hell on Earth in a special Fallout match, to earn a shot at the Legacy Championship match as Fallout’s representative. And after giving it everything she had, she has the opportunity to regain what is rightfully hers.
James shakes his head in agreement as he sees the entire Elite 7 list appear on the monitor.
The screen hangs on the shot of the Elite 7 one more time before going back to ‘The Edge’ logo, with James standing next to it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Big changes last show and big changes this show. It’s nice to see new people slipping into the Elite and happy to see people being excited about being there. With that being said, let’s get Rock Johnson some more money! Hit me with some commercials!
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Chiyodai Baseball Stadium (Hakodate, Hokkaido, Japan)
June 26th, 2021
Super Duos Championship Match
Landmines Hell Death Match
SKY Force (C) vs Heroes For Hire
New Wave Championship Match
Mystery Balloon Death Match
SERO (C) vs Randy Angel
XHF Women’s Championship Match
Fireworks Death Match
Momoko Honda (C) vs Anna Daniels
IJWF World Championship Match
J-ROK Singles Rules
Nausicaa Suzuki (C) vs Fukushima Zombie
Six Man Tornado Tag Team Exploding Ladder Death Match
UZUMAKI vs PURE
Visual Kei Championship Match
Exploding Hell Death Match
STRiFE (C) vs Bodhi
KING OF HOKKADIO 2021 FINALS
NO DQ Death Match
Block A Winner vs Block B Winner
Back from the J-ROK pay-per-view commercial...we see James Edgebrook sitting by himself at the silver desk. On the monitor behind him are multiple images of people and their Predictions records.
Pictures of everyone who has made predictions, appear on the monitor behind them.
An image of James Edgebrook appears. A few stats appear below his image: “Last Show: 11-2, Overall: 75-56”
An image of Clara Olson, next to James’. Stats appear under his image: “Overall: 70-21”
An image of Alara Adams appears on the monitor, next to James’ picture. Stats appear under her image as well: “Overall: 28-19”
An image of Arik Holt appears on the monitor, next to Alara’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Overall: 10-4”
An image of Lil Petey appears on the monitor, next to Arik’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Overall: 5-1”
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Oh look, I’ve finally taken the lead back. Maybe we should start getting Clara on her more often, so she and I can continue this little prediction rivalry.
All of the images fade out and are replaced by the words ”Fallout IX: SUPER AGGRO CRAG”....when suddenly the screen flickers and turns into red static. James looks around, but doesn’t see anything else out of the ordinary.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: We start this week off with Fallout…
Before he can continue, the lights flicker and then come back on as normal...and Redd is sitting at the table with James. James turns to see him and almost jumps out of his chair.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: HOLY FUCKITTY FUCK!!!
REDD: Hello Jimothy. Word on the street says you were about to make some predictions...and I wanted in on the fun. So let’s get on with the segment, shall we?
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I...I….um...sure...
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This is supposed to be based off of the old Nickelodeon show, Legends of the Hidden Temple. Apparently there will be ropes and a net...and the idea is to get across the moat without falling in.
REDD: Savannah...easy.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Just wait…
REDD: I said Savannah. I will not change my mind.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Fine. Maybe I’ll go with Savannah Sunshine too.
REDD: Smart boy.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Weird to see Elena this early in the show...but the rest of the show has just too much going on. And while they are busy as hell, this is still one heck of a match-up.
REDD: Elena DeDraca has torn through everyone who has stood in front of her. Yeah, she had a hiccup not too long ago...but before that, she made that boy look like the fool that he is. And now after defeating Pixie, she is going to blast Havoc and show that she still is to be feared.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Even by Savannah?
Redd turns his head slightly, his mask looking directly in James’ direction.
REDD: Are you TRYING to get on my bad side, Jimothy? Savannah does not fear anyone! Savannah does NEED to fear anyone. Elena wins this match.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I agree.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This one is based off of the American Gladiators game, Assault. Where basically the competitor has to shoot at a target, without getting shot back. They will have six different stations to fire from, each with a different type of weapon. If they hit the target above their opponent...who is firing at them as well...then they win. And unfortunately, Redd, I think with Pixie’s smaller stature and size...I think she might be able to squeeze by in this one for the win.
James takes in a sharp breath, waiting for Redd to attack.
REDD: I see your reasoning, Jimothy...and I understand it. But again, I can not pick against my Queen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: It’s so odd to see Fairweather and Pyro on the same team.
REDD: Well I see them being a better team than Jason and Kayla. Those two want to rip each other apart. THEN there is the whole Celestial Envoy...who are a TRUE team. The whole match is quite fun looking. Normally I would side with the team of Flamebroiled Burger...but I think Celestial Envoy has a little bit of a ‘surprise’ for us.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I think Fairweather and Pyro have danced enough to know each other’s habits like a tag team. So my vote goes towards Julius and Pyro.
REDD: Didn’t you and Julius used to hate each other?
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I think there is a bit of a distaste for each other right now...but it has gotten better. He still dislikes me because of my name and I still dislike him...for reasons…
REDD: Savannah sweeps the non-wrestling competitions.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: No surprise there. But honestly, I think I might agree with you. Savannah has been on a tear and Pixie might still be a little exhausted from her match against Elena. Either way, I think it’s going to be close.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Six sided ring...tag team action...chaos...elimination...Ascension Championship on the line. Jesus Christ, DeMarco had it right when he called this the CLUSTERFuCK Match.
REDD: It really is nice to see the Ascension Championship mean something again. You know, instead of being held by the ungrateful one.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Mason is a monster of a dude and honestly, quite scary in his own right. But the names and faces in the match...anything could happen. So I think...Lesley Adora finds a way to win himself the Championship.
REDD: Nah. I think Mason is the Champ for a reason and will leave Peru with the title still around his waist.
The monitor switches over to the words ”Proving Ground XVIII: With Friends Like These”
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Proving Ground comes off Hell On Earth number two and has a HUGE card for us to watch.
REDD: Proving Ground likes it's one on ones, while Fallout likes to throw everyone into the ring and see who can come out alive.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Fallout’s card came out before Bishop’s contract could dry, so Bishop is getting the early PG treatment here. Plus he also asked to be placed against Victoria in his first match.
REDD: And he’s going to put that tubby bitch on a spit roast. You know, normally I’m not for body shaming people...but this planet came out the gate putting Savannah down and then acting like she was God’s gift to everyone. If you don’t want a target on you, don’t proclaim to be the Biggest, Baddest, and most Beautiful Brit in the Building...when you look like you had to be crow-barred into your outfit. I think she forgot her favorite B in her little saying...Buffet.
James scoffs at Redd.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: How DARE you! Victoria is a GORGEOUS woman who deserves to be placed on a pedestal and-
REDD: They don’t make a pedestal industrial enough to support that, Jimothy. And honestly, all the beautiful women that are in this place...and you choose to drool over tons-o’-fun?
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I like what I like. And she will defeat Bishop, easily.
REDD: To each their own, I guess. But Bishop is going to derail that coal train from the word go.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I picked Petey to win the Grand Championship...and he almost nearly pulled off the upset. I think Petey and Oasis make up for their Hell On Earth shortcomings.
REDD: Hendrix, just like McKenzie, has pushed my buttons since they stepped foot into PH. Petey and Oasis with the slaughter.
REDD: Look at the bobby-dazzler around those guys fucking neck!!! Either way, his partner, Tara, is going to make up for where he lacks. Ackerman and Kelly are decent...but Fenix just took Ackerman down a week ago. Tara and John moving on.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I agree with you for that very reason. Tara already showed she is better than Daniel. All she has to do is outshine Mark and she and her partner are golden.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Two Vikings and a funeral? Will is new to the scene, while Cadillac has been doing this dance for a bit now. I think Valkyrie’s record is a bit lackluster and the team of Ulf/Riley is going to keep that slope going down.
REDD: But she has to take off sooner or later, right? Valkyrie and Cadillac move forward.
vs
JAMES EDGEBROOK: SPICY! Arata with the win though.
REDD: Why do they have Serrano so far up in the card? It’s offensive to all the people below him. I’d be pissed if I were someone like Ulf, Valkyrie, or even Petey. Arata with the easy win.
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JAMES EDGEBROOK: God...I know it keeps being said...but why does my generation always want to stick their tongue out for pictures? Does it make them think they are cool? Does it make them think they are being edgy?
REDD: Another case of a smack in the face. Pat is oh-and-nine in singles competition...and two-and-eleven overall. And then they expect us to care when he goes against Twelve-and-four Dickie Watson? I want to pick Pat because of my disdain for Dickie and his pension for putting his nose where it doesn’t belong...but I can’t stomach picking Pat over him.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Jesus. I didn’t know Pat’s record was that abysmal. Dickie for the win.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Never pick against MYOJIN, they will embarrass you every time. Emmanuelle and MYOJIN with the win.
REDD: Celestial Lovers Two-point-oh? Big Drip can’t stop it. CL-Two for the Dub.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: It’s nice to see Mark with his shirt on, for a change.
REDD: So this is for a chance to face Elena DeDraca at Guts, Gold, & Glory...for the Legacy Championship? Hmmm.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Well Lance has been on a roll lately. So I think I might have to go with the hot hand in Williams.
REDD: Lucky win against MYOJIN...lucky that the idiot followed the other idiot out the door...leaving everything wide open for Williams to just snatch shit away from a crippled man. Mark Hunter with the victory.
The monitor switches to the Edge logo once more.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Well...um...thank you fo-
Before James could finish, the lights flicker and when they come back on completely...Redd is gone.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Yeah...go figure. We’ll be back after this message.
We return back from the Hollywood Reporter commercial, to see James standing in front of a monitor with The Edge logo on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Welcome to the final segment of the show! A time where I get to hand out awards to those who are deserving. Let’s get these Medals to all those who earned them on last week’s Fallout and Proving Ground’s shows.
The words ‘Best Promo’ appear on screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Best Promo. The award is handed to the person or persons, who deliver the best promotional video for their match. We watch video after video after video, digging into each detail and pulling out what we like the best.
A picture of Ozymandias appears underneath the words ‘Best Promo’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This man painted us a picture. He showed us the direction of his beliefs. He showed us the direction of his feelings. He showed us the mindset it takes to bring down two worthy competitors.
The screen goes blank for a moment, before showing the words ‘Segment Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Segment of the Night looks at the break between the action. Who showed up and made us want more. Who grabbed our attention. Hell on Earth gave us many good segments to watch, as did Fallout. But one shook the show. One segment brought everything to a stand still and changed the direction of everything, even if for one night.
A picture of Rock Johnson face to face with Christian DeMarco in DeMarco’s office, appears under the words 'Segment Of The Night’
JAMES EDGEBROOK: When we all saw Rock Johnson step into DeMarco’s office, I’m sure we were expecting some fireworks. But was ANYONE expecting Johnson to suspend DeMarco for the rest of the show? I know I wasn’t. And without DeMarco there, the entire show took a different direction as Redd and his buddies decided to run rampant. Yeah, we saw DeMarco a few times on Hell on Earth...but I have a feeling he is going to be even more pissed when he steps back onto Fallout next week.
The picture of DeMarco and Johnson fades away, replaced by the words ‘Feud Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Feud of the Night highlights a feud that is building or is starting. We had a few feuds climax during Hell on Earth...but Fallout proved one is still going strong.
A picture of Kayla standing over Jason Long...again, fades in underneath ‘Feud Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This feud has been going on since before Wired Consequences. Between Jason’s surprise win over Kayla, Kayla defending her Noble title...and now this entire shindig? This is shaping up to be an interesting Guts, Gold, and Glory!
‘Spot Of The Night’ replaces the picture of Jason and Kayla.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Bumps, falls, spots...we all love them...we all secretly enjoy watching them. Spot of the Night highlights who grabbed us with that ‘wow’ factor. Who made the fans’ jaw drop in a true moment of ‘Holy Shit!’?
The monitor starts to show footage from Fallout.
Jason and Kayla are the first two to their feet as they start to trade punches on the centre of the ring. Neither one managed to get the upper hand no matter how much they tried to do so. Savannah Sunshine is back up to her feet just as she is going to hit a Superkick to the back of Jason’s head, he ducks and Savannah connects with Kayla and quickly follows it up with the German Suplex managing to hit the Burst Your Bubble (Superkick Into A German Suplex) on Kayla. As Jason Long stands there shocked that Savannah Sunshine his girlfriend just tried to end him as she goes for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
ALARA ADAMS: Jason was just shocked by Savannah trying to end him and then was distracted by something or someone in the crowd.
KAYDEN ELLIS: He should’ve known that it could’ve come down to this. Ever since he went to Legoland and got that new head, he hasn’t been the same.
CLARA OLSON: The winner of this match through PINFALL… SAAAAAAAVVVVVVAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNAAAAAHHHHH SUUUUNNNNNSSSSHHHIIINNNEEEEE!!!
Jason Long is still standing there in shock but is soon interrupted by a familiar sight at the back of the crowd. As Jason stares daggers at Redd, Savannah Sunshine is celebrating in the ring. Redd lifts his hand and waves at Jason for a moment as he runs over and stands on the ropes, yelling in Redd’s direction.
Finally Savannah notices Jason yelling and then looks out into the crowd to see Redd. Having finally had enough of it, Long tries to go through the ropes, but Savannah grabs him and pulls him back. Jason forcefully turns around, knocking Savannah onto her butt by accident...her eyes widening in horror. Realizing what he did, Jason looks down at her, about ready to apologize…
ALARA ADAMS: DREAMKILLER OUT OF NOWHERE!!! KAYLA JUST CAUGHT JASON OFF GUARD WITH THE DREAMKILLER!!!
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The monitor goes back to saying ‘Spot Of The Night’ and has a picture of Kayla Richards, the moment she blasted Jason Long with the Dreamkiller
JAMES EDGEBROOK: For the second show in a row, Kayla landed a pretty good dirty shot on Jason Long. This feud is going strong and its moments like this that are pushing it hard. And with Savannah being slightly involved...it made this situation VERY interesting.
The words and picture on the screen, are replaced by ‘Match Of The Night’
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Match of the Night, best match of the back-to-back shows. There was so much to choose from, but given what has been said already...
Under the words ‘Match of The Night’ appears a picture of Jason Long, Savannah Sunshine, and Kayla Richards.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: These three went at it, hard. I didn’t expect to see Savannah try to end Jason the way she did, but it seems that relationship is possibly up in smoke. And with Kayla roaming around in this match, we knew it was going to be a barn burner.
‘The words ‘Medal Of Honor’ replace the entire Match of the Night image.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And the blue ribbon to be pinned on our lapel, we move on to the Medal of Honor itself. Who stood out from the pack? Who held their head up in a power pose, large enough to push down the haters?
A picture of the Savannah Sunshine appears again on the screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: While it was close, with Ozymandias almost taking it for defeating Mark Hunter and Lil’ Petey...Savannah Sunshine walked into that Main Event match and did something NO ONE expected her to do. She took down the Prime Champion and the former Noble Champion-slash-Prime number one contender! Vegas expected Ozy to walk out of Hell on Earth with the Grand Championship...but the odds against Savannah walking away with the win on Fallout, were MUCH lower. And she proved them all wrong.
The monitor cuts to ‘The Edge’ logo.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This CLUSTERFuCK Match DeMarco has planned...looks to be exciting, as does the non-wrestling competitions. And with Proving Ground, this Friends Like These Tournament and the aftermath of Hell on Earth...has us all salivating to see what will happen. ESPECIALLY since Dickie Watson is back.
‘The Final Countdown’ (Metal Cover) by Leo Moracchioli begins to play softly in the background.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: So thank you for coming to see me tonight. And I am HAPPY to be back with you. I will see you in a couple weeks where we can recap all the fun presented to us on next week’s editions of Fallout and Proving Ground. My name is James Edgebrook and this is The Edge. Goodnight everyone!
The camera slowly pans out away from James.
The music fades out as we go to a black screen with a Project: Honor logo on it.
The sounds of an alarm going off echo out of the darkness, before ‘The Final Countdown’ (Metal Cover) by Leo Moracchioli begins to play over the black screen.
An image of the words ‘Elite 7’ starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the words ‘Medal of Honor' starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Warrior Rising Championship, side by side with the Ascension Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the X-Factor Championship, side by side with the Noble Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Grand Championship, side by side with the Prime Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
An image of the Tag Team Championship Titles start in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.
Then finally the Legacy Championship Title slowly fades into view, directly in the middle of the screen. It quickly cuts to black.
Finally the words ‘THE EDGE’ appear on the screen, out of the darkness.
We’re leaving together,
But still it’s farewell.
Our television screens begin to transmit recorded action, showing Julius Fairweather catching Havoc out of nowhere with The Royale With Cheese.
And maybe we’ll come back
To earth, who can tell?
Switch to see Elena DeDraca driving Pixie Sloane into the mat with a Revelation Cradle DDT.
I guess there is no one to blame.
We’re leaving ground. (Leaving ground)
Fade to a shot of Savannah Sunshine dropping Kayla Richards with the Burst Your Bubble.
Will things ever be the same again?
Switch to the film of Lance Williams grabbing Indy Darling and hitting him with the Torture Bomb.
Flash to see Kayla Richards catching Jason Long off guard with the Dreamkiller.
Finally a video of Ozymandias blasting Lil’ Petey with The Sinking Faith.
It’s the final countdown!
The Final Countdown!
Our view continues to show Ozymandias as he raises the Grand Championship into the air, before Dickie Watson steps out onto the entrance ramp. The image flashes to the new Edge Logo.
Slowly we fade to black, before coming to a live feed showing James Edgebrook standing in front of a monitor. Dressed in a dark red polo and a black dress pants, he has blue and green hair ties holding his beard in two separate braids . The words ‘THE EDGE’ shine on the monitor behind him as the music slowly fades.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Hello everyone and WELCOME to The Edge. My name is James Edgebrook and I am ready to hit you with one hell of an Edge! We are just a couple shows away from our TWENTIETH episode. That is going to be a grand episode...but tonight...tonight we get to celebrate Hell on Earth, Fallout eight...and all this new blood we got rolling in!!!
James smirks, feeling good to be back.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: So let’s get on with it, shall we?
The words ‘New Talent’ appear on the now fixed screen behind him.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: We want to start our show off by welcoming the new faces to our Project: Honor family. We have had such an influx of talent since the last show, it’s friggin’ amazing! Let’s welcome all these newcomers to our ranks! Let’s give them some newbie love!!!
The camera zooms in on the monitor behind James, where we see headshots of all the new roster members.
VICTORIA McKENZIE
JORDAN BISHOP
EARL BOYDE
We pan out from the monitor showing off the newest faces to grace the roster.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Who...who is that angel? It’s like my eyes have been plucked out and carried to heaven on the wings of a pleasantly plump divine being. It’s like God herself appeared before me and took the form of my greatest desires. It’s like-
RAPTURE: KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!!!
Rapture yelling from off camera, catches Edgebrook off guard as he jumps a little. The pictures switch to the ‘The Edge’ logo as Edgebrook straightens out his shirt and clears his throat.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Um...let’s head to Rapture for this week’s version of Rapture Reviews.
The cameras cut to a side-stage, where we see Fallout Warrior, Rapture, standing in front of a monitor.
RAPTURE: Hello folks! Has Mason Destruction run out of tables to break? Did Jason Long get banned from twitter...again? Has Rock Johnson finally finished counting all his money? FEAR NOT...for in our spare time, us Warriors have to find stuff to fill those hours of inactivity. We can’t all have other federations to compete in like many of the Warriors here...or all that hair to dye like Tara Fenix. Some of us have to find other forms of entertainment to waste our time upon, when the bowl is empty and the streets are bare.
A movie poster appears on the monitor behind Rapture.
RAPTURE: A movie about immortals, welcoming in a new immortal. Would you want to be immortal? Think of how boring that could get. Unless you are Highlander...then you can just go around chopping off each other’s heads to gain more power. But this here? It doesn’t go in that direction. And then the entire idea of immortality is ripped out from under us when we find out that these immortals...suddenly just lose it? But it’s never explained why or how it happens or anything...just a bunch of gun shots and martial arts moves. And that;’s why I give it a three-and-a-half Highlander swords out of five.
The Old Guard poster switches to a second poster.
RAPTURE: A lot of smarts...a lot of thinking. But then there are rituals, and death, and blood. And of course, Rachel McAdams, Canada’s TRUE star. How can you not like any movie with Rachel in it? Has anyone seen Eurovision? Comedy genius. But everyone should know the Sherlock Holmes deal by now. Robert Downey Junior does a good job...but I’m sure the Brits have a thing to say about an American doing it. Of course, imagine how much their heads would explode if an American played the Doctor. So this Sherlock movie? I give it three-and-a-half sonic screwdrivers out of five. It was decent.
The monitor switches from the Sherlock Holmes poster, back to the Edge logo.
RAPTURE: Thank you for visiting me on Rapture Reviews. Next time I will be reviewing The Conjuring and Cabin In The Woods!
The camera cuts back over to James.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Oh, back to me already? How about we send this shindig to a commercial and we can give that graphics artist of ours more money for the wonderful job he does!
Memphis, Tennessee
Monday, June 28th, 2021
Fargo vs The Dream Doctor
Syndicate vs Celtic Club vs Eddie Zam & Ultimate Destroyer
Blade Alexander vs Ryan Hawkins
Acherin Revok vs Damian Winters
Stoner vs TJ Alexander
Jack Hill vs Darius Enlil
Brandon Hendrix vs Scotty Adams
Bam Miller & Curtis vs Jonny F’N C & Russell Wayne
TV Title Match: Rogue (C) vs Zack Steele
Hollywood TItle Match: Bam Miller (C) vs Venom vs Eron Hunter
Back from the commercial, we see James Edgebrook standing in front of a monitor with the words ‘ELITE 7’ on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Elite Seven, a group of individuals who we believe are the CREAM of the crop. A group of individuals, whom we believe are the current competitive faces of Project: Honor as a whole. Our Elite Seven is a little different, after multiple matches with multiple Elite on the past shows. So let’s skip Honorable Mentions and get right into the meat of this, shall we?
The words ‘Elite 7: Number Seven’ appear on the monitor, replacing the ‘ELITE 7’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Our number seven is a BRAND NEW to the Elite Seven...
ELITE #7
Last Show: Defeated Lesley Adora, Rey de las Sombras, & Daniel Horror (Ascension Championship Dumpster Fire Match), Record: 2-1 (Ascension Champion), Movement: Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Mason Destruction has come onto the scene with a vengeance. He destroyed the Ascension division in the Ascension Scramble at Disputed Territory, could have had the Ascension title won three weeks ago if it wasn’t for his shit partner, then he comes in and starts tossing people into dumpsters last week. And now next week, he puts the title on the line in the largest match in Project: Honor history...DeMarco’s Clusterfuck Match. Let’s see if he can hold tight onto it, heading into GGG.
The photo of Mason Destruction fades out to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Six’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: At number six, we have someone who it just hasn’t been his moment lately.
ELITE #6
Last Match: Lost to Ozymandias (Triple Threat Grand Championship Match), Record: 8-4, Movement: 2 Down
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I’m sure he stepped into Hell on Earth, not thinking he was going to lose his Grand Championship Title. But thanks to him helping and saving Lil Petey previously, Lil Petey took the hit and cost Mark the gold. Now I wonder if he will make up for it next week, against Lance.
Hunter’s photo quickly transitions to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Five’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Number five gives us another new name on our list...
ELITE #5
Last Match: Defeated Mark Hunter & Lil’ Petey (Triple Threat Grand Championship Match), Record: 5-3-1, Movement: Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Butcher is the NEW Grand Champion. Sure, he pinned Lil’ Petey for it...but that doesn’t make it less impressive. Season One of Project: Honor...we watched Dickie hold tight onto that title. Now that we are five months into Season Two...we are now on our second Champion. Will Ozy’s reign be more like Dickie’s...or Mark’s?
The words ‘Elite 7: Number Four’ replace the picture of Ozymandias.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Movin’ on up...
ELITE #4
Last Match: Defeated Hendrix, Sauce, Thompson, Oasis, Pat, Valkyrie, & Jackson (7 Gates of Hell Warrior Rising Championship Match), Record 5-4 (Warrior Rising Champion), Movement: 2 Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Emmanuelle’s career started off slow in PH...but she has taken off with force! No one will deny her holding that title. And as she gains more confidence, maybe the X-Factor...then the Grand Championship, will be in her future!
Fade out to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Three’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Speaking of gaining confidence...
ELITE #3
Last Match: Defeated Jason Long & Kayla Richards, Record 5-2, Movement 2 Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Wait...that’s not Savannah. I mean, it kind of resembles her...but that’s not her. The graphics department has some explaining to do. But anyway...Savannah defeated the Prime Champion and the former Noble Champion, in one swoop. And now she is already in line for a Noble Championship match at Guts, Gold, & Glory. She is another one who is getting scary good and there is no telling where her ceiling is.
The picture of Savannah is quickly replaced by the words ‘Elite 7: Number Two’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Slowly crawling up towards where they feel they belong...
ELITE #2
Last Match: Defeated Arata Asakura, Record 16-5, Movement: 1 Up
JAMES EDGEBROOK: MYOJIN hasn’t been this high in the Elite rankings, since December fifth, when he was ranked at number two. I am sure he looks above him and he wants that top spot back, which he last held on October tenth, but...
MYOJIN’s face fades to the words ‘Elite 7: Number One’. The letters (and number) are highlighted in gold and have added depth to them, to make them look as if they are popping off the screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: ...it’s currently in a tight grip...by our TOP OF THE TOP...CREAM OF THE CROP...SITTING AT NUMBER ONE...
ELITE #1
Last Match: Defeated Pixie Sloane (Fallout Legacy Championship Contender Match), Record 11-1, Movement -
JAMES EDGEBROOK: She and Pixie went onto Hell on Earth in a special Fallout match, to earn a shot at the Legacy Championship match as Fallout’s representative. And after giving it everything she had, she has the opportunity to regain what is rightfully hers.
James shakes his head in agreement as he sees the entire Elite 7 list appear on the monitor.
The screen hangs on the shot of the Elite 7 one more time before going back to ‘The Edge’ logo, with James standing next to it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Big changes last show and big changes this show. It’s nice to see new people slipping into the Elite and happy to see people being excited about being there. With that being said, let’s get Rock Johnson some more money! Hit me with some commercials!
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Chiyodai Baseball Stadium (Hakodate, Hokkaido, Japan)
June 26th, 2021
Super Duos Championship Match
Landmines Hell Death Match
SKY Force (C) vs Heroes For Hire
New Wave Championship Match
Mystery Balloon Death Match
SERO (C) vs Randy Angel
XHF Women’s Championship Match
Fireworks Death Match
Momoko Honda (C) vs Anna Daniels
IJWF World Championship Match
J-ROK Singles Rules
Nausicaa Suzuki (C) vs Fukushima Zombie
Six Man Tornado Tag Team Exploding Ladder Death Match
UZUMAKI vs PURE
Visual Kei Championship Match
Exploding Hell Death Match
STRiFE (C) vs Bodhi
KING OF HOKKADIO 2021 FINALS
NO DQ Death Match
Block A Winner vs Block B Winner
Back from the J-ROK pay-per-view commercial...we see James Edgebrook sitting by himself at the silver desk. On the monitor behind him are multiple images of people and their Predictions records.
Pictures of everyone who has made predictions, appear on the monitor behind them.
An image of James Edgebrook appears. A few stats appear below his image: “Last Show: 11-2, Overall: 75-56”
An image of Clara Olson, next to James’. Stats appear under his image: “Overall: 70-21”
An image of Alara Adams appears on the monitor, next to James’ picture. Stats appear under her image as well: “Overall: 28-19”
An image of Arik Holt appears on the monitor, next to Alara’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Overall: 10-4”
An image of Lil Petey appears on the monitor, next to Arik’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Overall: 5-1”
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Oh look, I’ve finally taken the lead back. Maybe we should start getting Clara on her more often, so she and I can continue this little prediction rivalry.
All of the images fade out and are replaced by the words ”Fallout IX: SUPER AGGRO CRAG”....when suddenly the screen flickers and turns into red static. James looks around, but doesn’t see anything else out of the ordinary.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: We start this week off with Fallout…
Before he can continue, the lights flicker and then come back on as normal...and Redd is sitting at the table with James. James turns to see him and almost jumps out of his chair.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: HOLY FUCKITTY FUCK!!!
REDD: Hello Jimothy. Word on the street says you were about to make some predictions...and I wanted in on the fun. So let’s get on with the segment, shall we?
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I...I….um...sure...
NON-WRESTLING COMPETITION #1: PIXIE SLOANE vs SAVANNAH SUNSHINE
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This is supposed to be based off of the old Nickelodeon show, Legends of the Hidden Temple. Apparently there will be ropes and a net...and the idea is to get across the moat without falling in.
REDD: Savannah...easy.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Just wait…
REDD: I said Savannah. I will not change my mind.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Fine. Maybe I’ll go with Savannah Sunshine too.
REDD: Smart boy.
vs
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Weird to see Elena this early in the show...but the rest of the show has just too much going on. And while they are busy as hell, this is still one heck of a match-up.
REDD: Elena DeDraca has torn through everyone who has stood in front of her. Yeah, she had a hiccup not too long ago...but before that, she made that boy look like the fool that he is. And now after defeating Pixie, she is going to blast Havoc and show that she still is to be feared.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Even by Savannah?
Redd turns his head slightly, his mask looking directly in James’ direction.
REDD: Are you TRYING to get on my bad side, Jimothy? Savannah does not fear anyone! Savannah does NEED to fear anyone. Elena wins this match.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I agree.
NON-WRESTLING COMPETITION #2: PIXIE SLOANE vs SAVANNAH SUNSHINE
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This one is based off of the American Gladiators game, Assault. Where basically the competitor has to shoot at a target, without getting shot back. They will have six different stations to fire from, each with a different type of weapon. If they hit the target above their opponent...who is firing at them as well...then they win. And unfortunately, Redd, I think with Pixie’s smaller stature and size...I think she might be able to squeeze by in this one for the win.
James takes in a sharp breath, waiting for Redd to attack.
REDD: I see your reasoning, Jimothy...and I understand it. But again, I can not pick against my Queen.
vs vs
JAMES EDGEBROOK: It’s so odd to see Fairweather and Pyro on the same team.
REDD: Well I see them being a better team than Jason and Kayla. Those two want to rip each other apart. THEN there is the whole Celestial Envoy...who are a TRUE team. The whole match is quite fun looking. Normally I would side with the team of Flamebroiled Burger...but I think Celestial Envoy has a little bit of a ‘surprise’ for us.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I think Fairweather and Pyro have danced enough to know each other’s habits like a tag team. So my vote goes towards Julius and Pyro.
REDD: Didn’t you and Julius used to hate each other?
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I think there is a bit of a distaste for each other right now...but it has gotten better. He still dislikes me because of my name and I still dislike him...for reasons…
NON-WRESTLING COMPETITION #3: PIXIE SLOANE vs SAVANNAH SUNSHINE
REDD: Savannah sweeps the non-wrestling competitions.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: No surprise there. But honestly, I think I might agree with you. Savannah has been on a tear and Pixie might still be a little exhausted from her match against Elena. Either way, I think it’s going to be close.
ASCENSION CHAMPIONSHIP CLUSTERFUCK MATCH: DESTRUCTION (C)/HORROR vs SYNDICATE/de las SOMBRAS vs KIRKSTEIN/AKAIBARA vs PANDALIKE/ADORA vs MILLER TIME vs HIXX/BERZERK
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Six sided ring...tag team action...chaos...elimination...Ascension Championship on the line. Jesus Christ, DeMarco had it right when he called this the CLUSTERFuCK Match.
REDD: It really is nice to see the Ascension Championship mean something again. You know, instead of being held by the ungrateful one.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Mason is a monster of a dude and honestly, quite scary in his own right. But the names and faces in the match...anything could happen. So I think...Lesley Adora finds a way to win himself the Championship.
REDD: Nah. I think Mason is the Champ for a reason and will leave Peru with the title still around his waist.
The monitor switches over to the words ”Proving Ground XVIII: With Friends Like These”
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Proving Ground comes off Hell On Earth number two and has a HUGE card for us to watch.
REDD: Proving Ground likes it's one on ones, while Fallout likes to throw everyone into the ring and see who can come out alive.
VICTORIA McKENZIE vs JORDAN BISHOP
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Fallout’s card came out before Bishop’s contract could dry, so Bishop is getting the early PG treatment here. Plus he also asked to be placed against Victoria in his first match.
REDD: And he’s going to put that tubby bitch on a spit roast. You know, normally I’m not for body shaming people...but this planet came out the gate putting Savannah down and then acting like she was God’s gift to everyone. If you don’t want a target on you, don’t proclaim to be the Biggest, Baddest, and most Beautiful Brit in the Building...when you look like you had to be crow-barred into your outfit. I think she forgot her favorite B in her little saying...Buffet.
James scoffs at Redd.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: How DARE you! Victoria is a GORGEOUS woman who deserves to be placed on a pedestal and-
REDD: They don’t make a pedestal industrial enough to support that, Jimothy. And honestly, all the beautiful women that are in this place...and you choose to drool over tons-o’-fun?
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I like what I like. And she will defeat Bishop, easily.
REDD: To each their own, I guess. But Bishop is going to derail that coal train from the word go.
FRIENDS LIKE THESE TOURNAMENT
vs
vs
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I picked Petey to win the Grand Championship...and he almost nearly pulled off the upset. I think Petey and Oasis make up for their Hell On Earth shortcomings.
REDD: Hendrix, just like McKenzie, has pushed my buttons since they stepped foot into PH. Petey and Oasis with the slaughter.
FRIENDS LIKE THESE TOURNAMENT
vs
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REDD: Look at the bobby-dazzler around those guys fucking neck!!! Either way, his partner, Tara, is going to make up for where he lacks. Ackerman and Kelly are decent...but Fenix just took Ackerman down a week ago. Tara and John moving on.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: I agree with you for that very reason. Tara already showed she is better than Daniel. All she has to do is outshine Mark and she and her partner are golden.
FRIENDS LIKE THESE TOURNAMENT
vs
vs
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Two Vikings and a funeral? Will is new to the scene, while Cadillac has been doing this dance for a bit now. I think Valkyrie’s record is a bit lackluster and the team of Ulf/Riley is going to keep that slope going down.
REDD: But she has to take off sooner or later, right? Valkyrie and Cadillac move forward.
vs
JAMES EDGEBROOK: SPICY! Arata with the win though.
REDD: Why do they have Serrano so far up in the card? It’s offensive to all the people below him. I’d be pissed if I were someone like Ulf, Valkyrie, or even Petey. Arata with the easy win.
vs
JAMES EDGEBROOK: God...I know it keeps being said...but why does my generation always want to stick their tongue out for pictures? Does it make them think they are cool? Does it make them think they are being edgy?
REDD: Another case of a smack in the face. Pat is oh-and-nine in singles competition...and two-and-eleven overall. And then they expect us to care when he goes against Twelve-and-four Dickie Watson? I want to pick Pat because of my disdain for Dickie and his pension for putting his nose where it doesn’t belong...but I can’t stomach picking Pat over him.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Jesus. I didn’t know Pat’s record was that abysmal. Dickie for the win.
vs
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Never pick against MYOJIN, they will embarrass you every time. Emmanuelle and MYOJIN with the win.
REDD: Celestial Lovers Two-point-oh? Big Drip can’t stop it. CL-Two for the Dub.
Hell In A Cell Match
vs
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JAMES EDGEBROOK: It’s nice to see Mark with his shirt on, for a change.
REDD: So this is for a chance to face Elena DeDraca at Guts, Gold, & Glory...for the Legacy Championship? Hmmm.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Well Lance has been on a roll lately. So I think I might have to go with the hot hand in Williams.
REDD: Lucky win against MYOJIN...lucky that the idiot followed the other idiot out the door...leaving everything wide open for Williams to just snatch shit away from a crippled man. Mark Hunter with the victory.
The monitor switches to the Edge logo once more.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Well...um...thank you fo-
Before James could finish, the lights flicker and when they come back on completely...Redd is gone.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Yeah...go figure. We’ll be back after this message.
We return back from the Hollywood Reporter commercial, to see James standing in front of a monitor with The Edge logo on it.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Welcome to the final segment of the show! A time where I get to hand out awards to those who are deserving. Let’s get these Medals to all those who earned them on last week’s Fallout and Proving Ground’s shows.
The words ‘Best Promo’ appear on screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Best Promo. The award is handed to the person or persons, who deliver the best promotional video for their match. We watch video after video after video, digging into each detail and pulling out what we like the best.
A picture of Ozymandias appears underneath the words ‘Best Promo’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This man painted us a picture. He showed us the direction of his beliefs. He showed us the direction of his feelings. He showed us the mindset it takes to bring down two worthy competitors.
The screen goes blank for a moment, before showing the words ‘Segment Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Segment of the Night looks at the break between the action. Who showed up and made us want more. Who grabbed our attention. Hell on Earth gave us many good segments to watch, as did Fallout. But one shook the show. One segment brought everything to a stand still and changed the direction of everything, even if for one night.
A picture of Rock Johnson face to face with Christian DeMarco in DeMarco’s office, appears under the words 'Segment Of The Night’
JAMES EDGEBROOK: When we all saw Rock Johnson step into DeMarco’s office, I’m sure we were expecting some fireworks. But was ANYONE expecting Johnson to suspend DeMarco for the rest of the show? I know I wasn’t. And without DeMarco there, the entire show took a different direction as Redd and his buddies decided to run rampant. Yeah, we saw DeMarco a few times on Hell on Earth...but I have a feeling he is going to be even more pissed when he steps back onto Fallout next week.
The picture of DeMarco and Johnson fades away, replaced by the words ‘Feud Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: The Feud of the Night highlights a feud that is building or is starting. We had a few feuds climax during Hell on Earth...but Fallout proved one is still going strong.
A picture of Kayla standing over Jason Long...again, fades in underneath ‘Feud Of The Night’.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This feud has been going on since before Wired Consequences. Between Jason’s surprise win over Kayla, Kayla defending her Noble title...and now this entire shindig? This is shaping up to be an interesting Guts, Gold, and Glory!
‘Spot Of The Night’ replaces the picture of Jason and Kayla.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Bumps, falls, spots...we all love them...we all secretly enjoy watching them. Spot of the Night highlights who grabbed us with that ‘wow’ factor. Who made the fans’ jaw drop in a true moment of ‘Holy Shit!’?
The monitor starts to show footage from Fallout.
Jason and Kayla are the first two to their feet as they start to trade punches on the centre of the ring. Neither one managed to get the upper hand no matter how much they tried to do so. Savannah Sunshine is back up to her feet just as she is going to hit a Superkick to the back of Jason’s head, he ducks and Savannah connects with Kayla and quickly follows it up with the German Suplex managing to hit the Burst Your Bubble (Superkick Into A German Suplex) on Kayla. As Jason Long stands there shocked that Savannah Sunshine his girlfriend just tried to end him as she goes for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
ALARA ADAMS: Jason was just shocked by Savannah trying to end him and then was distracted by something or someone in the crowd.
KAYDEN ELLIS: He should’ve known that it could’ve come down to this. Ever since he went to Legoland and got that new head, he hasn’t been the same.
CLARA OLSON: The winner of this match through PINFALL… SAAAAAAAVVVVVVAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNAAAAAHHHHH SUUUUNNNNNSSSSHHHIIINNNEEEEE!!!
Jason Long is still standing there in shock but is soon interrupted by a familiar sight at the back of the crowd. As Jason stares daggers at Redd, Savannah Sunshine is celebrating in the ring. Redd lifts his hand and waves at Jason for a moment as he runs over and stands on the ropes, yelling in Redd’s direction.
Finally Savannah notices Jason yelling and then looks out into the crowd to see Redd. Having finally had enough of it, Long tries to go through the ropes, but Savannah grabs him and pulls him back. Jason forcefully turns around, knocking Savannah onto her butt by accident...her eyes widening in horror. Realizing what he did, Jason looks down at her, about ready to apologize…
ALARA ADAMS: DREAMKILLER OUT OF NOWHERE!!! KAYLA JUST CAUGHT JASON OFF GUARD WITH THE DREAMKILLER!!!
Kayla stands over the fallen body of Jason Long[/font
The monitor goes back to saying ‘Spot Of The Night’ and has a picture of Kayla Richards, the moment she blasted Jason Long with the Dreamkiller
JAMES EDGEBROOK: For the second show in a row, Kayla landed a pretty good dirty shot on Jason Long. This feud is going strong and its moments like this that are pushing it hard. And with Savannah being slightly involved...it made this situation VERY interesting.
The words and picture on the screen, are replaced by ‘Match Of The Night’
JAMES EDGEBROOK: Match of the Night, best match of the back-to-back shows. There was so much to choose from, but given what has been said already...
Under the words ‘Match of The Night’ appears a picture of Jason Long, Savannah Sunshine, and Kayla Richards.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: These three went at it, hard. I didn’t expect to see Savannah try to end Jason the way she did, but it seems that relationship is possibly up in smoke. And with Kayla roaming around in this match, we knew it was going to be a barn burner.
‘The words ‘Medal Of Honor’ replace the entire Match of the Night image.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: And the blue ribbon to be pinned on our lapel, we move on to the Medal of Honor itself. Who stood out from the pack? Who held their head up in a power pose, large enough to push down the haters?
A picture of the Savannah Sunshine appears again on the screen.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: While it was close, with Ozymandias almost taking it for defeating Mark Hunter and Lil’ Petey...Savannah Sunshine walked into that Main Event match and did something NO ONE expected her to do. She took down the Prime Champion and the former Noble Champion-slash-Prime number one contender! Vegas expected Ozy to walk out of Hell on Earth with the Grand Championship...but the odds against Savannah walking away with the win on Fallout, were MUCH lower. And she proved them all wrong.
The monitor cuts to ‘The Edge’ logo.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: This CLUSTERFuCK Match DeMarco has planned...looks to be exciting, as does the non-wrestling competitions. And with Proving Ground, this Friends Like These Tournament and the aftermath of Hell on Earth...has us all salivating to see what will happen. ESPECIALLY since Dickie Watson is back.
‘The Final Countdown’ (Metal Cover) by Leo Moracchioli begins to play softly in the background.
JAMES EDGEBROOK: So thank you for coming to see me tonight. And I am HAPPY to be back with you. I will see you in a couple weeks where we can recap all the fun presented to us on next week’s editions of Fallout and Proving Ground. My name is James Edgebrook and this is The Edge. Goodnight everyone!
The camera slowly pans out away from James.
The music fades out as we go to a black screen with a Project: Honor logo on it.