Post by Lil Petey on May 13, 2021 15:16:18 GMT -5
PETEY HAS A CHILL DAY
w/ Lil Petey & Jah
THE HIP HOUSE
MAY 9TH, 2021
w/ Lil Petey & Jah
THE HIP HOUSE
MAY 9TH, 2021
It’s been some time since Lil Petey was alone - Sauce was off doing his own thing, TJ is probably kidnapped once again, so Petey is taking this time to enjoy The Hip House to himself. He poured a can of Blueberry & Acai Truly into a wine glass and chillin’ in a chair by the pool with numerous types of plants behind him. Petey takes a sip of his drink with his pinky sticking out and then kicks his feet up onto the ottoman in front of him. Closing his eyes, he holds the drink still, takes a deep breath, and relaxes.
All that can be heard are the chirping of the birds and the wind rustling the plants. The wind caressed Petey’s face and made it easier for him to stay in that relaxed state. Without opening his eyes, Petey takes another sip of his drink and before he can finish, the gate opens and slams shut. The second the gate slammed shut, Petey fell out of his chair and was able to keep the drink from spilling. He hit the ground and to celebrate not spilling the drink, he decided to chug the rest of it.
??
What the fuck you doin’, man??
The drink stood no chance as Petey sent it right down with ease. He pulled himself back into the chair and poured another Truly into his glass. When he finally decided to look up - even though he already knew who it was - long-time friend, Jah was standing right where Petey was enjoying his solitude.
LIL PETEY
Why'd you have to harsh my vibe like that, broski? You know today is my chillin' day. I'm out here laid out like the BBQ your family had out a few years back. You remember that?
Why'd you have to harsh my vibe like that, broski? You know today is my chillin' day. I'm out here laid out like the BBQ your family had out a few years back. You remember that?
Jah had a blank expression on his face as he stared at Petey in disbelief that he'd ever bring something like that up.
JAH
I told you not to bring that shit up again, dawg. You know that brings back shitty memories.
LIL PETEY
Why else would you think I'd bring something up? Comic relief. Also because that BBQ was out-of-this-world delish.
JAH
Anyways, you said today was your chillin' day? What day is it?
I told you not to bring that shit up again, dawg. You know that brings back shitty memories.
LIL PETEY
Why else would you think I'd bring something up? Comic relief. Also because that BBQ was out-of-this-world delish.
JAH
Anyways, you said today was your chillin' day? What day is it?
Petey doesn't move a single muscle, except for when he lifts his drink to take another swig. Jah looks at his Apple Watch and realizes what day it is. Before anything else is said, Jah points in the direction of the house and Petey nods his head. Jah then heads towards the sliding glass doors of The Hip House and closes them behind him. Petey is once again left to his solitude. All that can be heard once again is the simple sounds of the wind and the rustling of the plants.
CRASH!
Just like when the gate slammed shut, Petey jumps and falls out of his chair, this time spilling the drink all over his favorite shirt. Instead of wiping himself off or getting back in his seat, he leaves everything how it is and walks inside.
LIL PETEY
You've gotta be yankin' me off, Jah. What'd you do?
You've gotta be yankin' me off, Jah. What'd you do?
Jah is standing over some shattered glass on the floor with a smirk on his face. The two share a moment of silence while Petey, with a confused mindset, tries to figure out why Jah is smiling. A few seconds go by and if this was a cartoon, you could probably see smoke coming out of Petey's ears trying to figure out this mystery.
JAH
I fuckin' gotchu, dawg. I knew you'd come runnin' in here.
LIL PETEY
So, you broke something that doesn't belong to you to get my attention?
I fuckin' gotchu, dawg. I knew you'd come runnin' in here.
LIL PETEY
So, you broke something that doesn't belong to you to get my attention?
Nodding his head, Jah walks away from the broken glass and over to the couch. He then proceeds to grab the Xbox Series X controller, turns on the Xbox, then grabs the remote for the TV and turns that on. Petey just stands there looking at the glass on the floor and back up to the Xbox logo showing up on the screen.
LIL PETEY
Bruh, you really just gonna leave this here?
JAH
The Xbox is on... you know what that means.
Bruh, you really just gonna leave this here?
JAH
The Xbox is on... you know what that means.
Petey looks down at the shattered glass again and then back up at the Xbox Dashboard on his big flat-screen TV.
LIL PETEY
Shit, you right, you right.
Without cleaning up the mess, Petey grabs another Truly and jumps over the back of the couch, landing on it perfectly. Jah hands him the Xbox controller while he gets the other. Petey cracks the can of Truly open and chugs a good bit of it.
JAH
When you gonna stop drinkin' those bitch drinks?
LIL PETEY
You want one, don't you?
Jah doesn't have to say anything, because Petey already knows Jah is all about the fruity drinks like him. They actually found that out within the first week of knowing each other and is one of the many things they bond over.
LIL PETEY
They're just in the door of the fridge, help yourself you fuckin' fool.
While Petey sets the game up, Jah jumps over the back of the couch and runs to the fridge. He cracks open the cold one at the fridge, chugs on his run back to the couch, then after realizing his can is already empty, runs back to the fridge and grabs another. Before Jah closes the fridge, he shouts at Petey.
JAH
Bro-dawg, you want another one?
LIL PETEY
Might as well just bring all we got over here.
JAH
SAY LESS, shiiiiiiiiit!
With Jah's body behind the fridge door, all you can hear is the rummaging he's doing before pulling out two twelve packs of Truly's and slamming the door with his foot. He brings the cans to the couch and both him and Petey crack open new ones, takes a sip, then grabs their controllers. It was time for the two boys to play Madden 21 against each other. It was almost like a tradition of theirs. They would choose random teams, their favorite teams, or do stupid matchups just for fun. They decided to choose random teams right now and when it landed, Jah got the Baltimore Ravens and Petey got the Cleveland Browns. Instantly, the shit talking began.
Petey knew Jah better than he realized. Or maybe Jah had just smoked or drank too much over the years and his mind just ain't right anymore. Either way, Petey had his number. At the end of the first quarter, Petey was up 14-0. It would've been 21-0, but he started to taunt Jah and ended up fumbling the ball at the goal line. Luckily for him, he had some fast people to catch up and keep Jah from scoring off the turnover.
The more the game progressed, the more heated the game got. Not because the score was close, but because they're both super competitive. At half time, Petey was up 35-7 and ONLY gave up the touchdown because he ran an Engage Eight when he shouldn't have and Marquise Brown mossed Denzel Ward to get it.
Jah wasn't in-fact still in this. He ended up throwing the controller across the room after Petey caught a pick and ran it back to complete the pick-six. That was the very first play of the third quarter. While Jah is throwing a temper tantrum and threatening to 'blow this shit up', Petey just sat there in a trance while looking at his phone. Jah continues his tantrum until he realizes that Petey isn't reacting in any way, which is pretty sus.
It took Petey a few seconds to come to his senses when suddenly he just starts laughing.
JAH
I'm bout to run all over that pasty white ass of yours.
LIL PETEY
You know you're not supposed to tell me what you're gonna do, right... Have you not learned from your past mistakes?
JAH
Maybe I'm just playing mind games, dawg.
LIL PETEY
Riiiiiight.
Petey knew Jah better than he realized. Or maybe Jah had just smoked or drank too much over the years and his mind just ain't right anymore. Either way, Petey had his number. At the end of the first quarter, Petey was up 14-0. It would've been 21-0, but he started to taunt Jah and ended up fumbling the ball at the goal line. Luckily for him, he had some fast people to catch up and keep Jah from scoring off the turnover.
The more the game progressed, the more heated the game got. Not because the score was close, but because they're both super competitive. At half time, Petey was up 35-7 and ONLY gave up the touchdown because he ran an Engage Eight when he shouldn't have and Marquise Brown mossed Denzel Ward to get it.
LIL PETEY
Ready to quit? It's GG, man.
JAH
You stupid, fam? I'm still in this!
Jah wasn't in-fact still in this. He ended up throwing the controller across the room after Petey caught a pick and ran it back to complete the pick-six. That was the very first play of the third quarter. While Jah is throwing a temper tantrum and threatening to 'blow this shit up', Petey just sat there in a trance while looking at his phone. Jah continues his tantrum until he realizes that Petey isn't reacting in any way, which is pretty sus.
JAH
What's going on, dawg? You good?
It took Petey a few seconds to come to his senses when suddenly he just starts laughing.
JAH
The fuck, bro? You freakin' me out.
LIL PETEY
I'm gucci. Just reading all these tweets people are saying about me right now and it's got me fuckin' dyin'! Come look at this shit.
Jah sits back down on the couch next to Petey as the two drink the final sips of their Truly's. Petey shows him one of the first tweets that came out after the new Proving Ground card was posted.
LIL PETEY
This was posted right after the card was announced.
This was posted right after the card was announced.
Jah scratches his beard and looks away from the phone and directly at Petey.
JAH
You're worried about what this dude is saying? Didn't he just get suspended for losing his shit, brah?
LIL PETEY
JAH
What if they're playing you, dawg? Like you're just a pawn in their grand scheme of things?
LIL PETEY
The fuck? Are you referring to chess right now? Have you even played before?
JAH
Nah, but think about it, fam. You're getting a Grand Championship Match and you've won, what, like one or two matches? You just escaped that scary monster tentacle dude and he's the Number One Contender for that very Title... This starting to make sense to you now?
LIL PETEY
When the fuck did you start paying attention to wrestling?! The hell is going on right now??
LIL PETEY
That was just the beginning, mannnn. I won't sit here talking about all that right now because I gotta address this later on, but I'm getting a lot of heat for this match and I had nothing to do with it. I'm just tryna improve and I guess since Indy took over he's giving me a chance? Shit, if I'm being honest I didn't even want this right now.
JAH
What if they're playing you, dawg? Like you're just a pawn in their grand scheme of things?
LIL PETEY
The fuck? Are you referring to chess right now? Have you even played before?
JAH
Nah, but think about it, fam. You're getting a Grand Championship Match and you've won, what, like one or two matches? You just escaped that scary monster tentacle dude and he's the Number One Contender for that very Title... This starting to make sense to you now?
LIL PETEY
When the fuck did you start paying attention to wrestling?! The hell is going on right now??
Jah begins to look frustrated and just walks away. He throws his arms at Petey basically saying that he's done with the conversation. Petey is left on the couch staring at one of the very tweets that started the Twitter banter of the century. Instead of letting this mess get to him, Petey locks his phone, puts it in his shirt pocket, then gets the very last Truly and heads back out to lay in his chair. He cracked open the cold can, laid back and closed his eyes.
PETEY AND SAUCE GO GROCERY SHOPPING
w/ Lil Petey & Yung Sauce
A GROCERY STORE
MAY 10TH, 2021
For the first time ever, the boys finally decided to buy their own groceries. SHOCKING, very much so. TJ was off somewhere, probably chillin' with Obama, but that's just a normal day for him now. Petey and Sauce didn't get to chill over the weekend, so the two made a trip to the grocery store. At first they were nervous. They kept looking up recipes or what to buy for celebrities like themselves. They weren't really making any headway and instead starting watching Gordon Ramsay videos and made random freestyles about him. That's like OnlyFans type content, so you probably won't get to hear that here. After getting over the pre-shopping nerves, the two got back into their normal shenanigans. Sauce jumped into a buggy like the kid he is and Petey being the MILF Hunter he is, noticed all the bitties around the store.
LIL PETEY
Holy fucking paradise.
Sauce hadn't noticed anything besides the fact that his socks were messed up, so after fixing them he looked up and it was like a scene from those shows where light just shined down on all the MILFs that were around. Sauce and Petey just stood there in amazement for a few seconds until a clerk came up.
STORE CLERK
Can I help you find anything today?
Petey and Sauce looked at each other simultaneously and then turned their attention back to the clerk.
PETEY & SAUCE
WE GOOD, BABY!
The clerk was confused at what was going on and just walked away. Petey started pushing Sauce through the store and their grocery shopping trip most likely just turned into some MILF hunting. Sauce looks pretty funny in the cart because his legs are like way out of the cart, but they're owning this look right now. As they're going through the store, Petey locks eyes with a bad bitch and lowers his sunglasses. She starts giggling as the two continue on.
LIL PETEY
Yo, didn't we need some more milk?
YUNG SAUCE
Is that supposed to be a legit question, or are you staring at another bittie right now?
LIL PETEY
Shit, I could just go pick up that last one if I wanted to. I was being serious, though, fam.
YUNG SAUCE
Oh word, yeah I think we did. We also need more Truly's. Do you know what happened to those?
LIL PETEY
Jah and I ran through those things like I be runnin' through the PUSSY!
Sauce and Petey dap each other up.
YUNG SAUCE
Hell yeah, fam, I FEEL YOU!
LIL PETEY
We need a new broom, too. Well... we just need a broom. I guess we don't have one?
YUNG SAUCE
You need one to sweep these bitches off their feet? YOU DOG!
LIL PETEY
It's cute you think I need a broom for that, but nah. Jah broke some glass in the kitchen this weekend and I didn't feel like going out. You know, it was my chill weekend.
The two continued their grocery store adventure and end up surrounded by uggos. Confused, they look at one another and know exactly what needs to happen next.
YUNG SAUCE
Don't let them touch us, bro! Bob and weave the motherfuckers!
LIL PETEY
NOT TODAY SATAN'S!
It was almost like a bad movie scene. "Alley Oop" by Yung Gravy and Lil Baby starts playing on cue. Sauce is still laying down in the cart with his legs extended out, Petey is pushing the cart in-between all the uggos and anyone that gets close to him gets swerved worse than when they came out looking like that. One uggo tried to stop him in what could've been dubbed as the Karen Situation, but Petey was able to push Sauce and cross that bitch up worse than Curry when he pulls up in the triple team.
LIL PETEY
I BREAK THE PUSSY'S ANKLES, BABY!
YUNG SAUCE
DREAM SHAKE THE TITTIES!
Turns out the song was just playing from Sauce's phone and while the two felt like they were in some action scene, they were really just weaving in-between all the uggos in the aisle and after making it out, they dapped each other up again. Sauce turns the song off and they continue through the store. Petey grabs the Truly's, some milk, and a few other items.
YUNG SAUCE
What about the choccy milk, fam?
LIL PETEY
I swear I keep forgetting you're underage sometimes. You need to just turn twenty-one already.
YUNG SAUCE
Let me just fast forward time and make that happen, dumbass.
LIL PETEY
Imagine if that could actually happen. Shit I would've gone back to beat the brakes off that baddie from last week. Remember her?
Sauce lets out an enormous sigh.
YUNG SAUCE
Yeah... TJ and I kept hearing you bitches and we had to drain out the sound. I let TJ put some music on and it was just a song called "I Fucked Your Mom". Dude will not let this go.
LIL PETEY
If I fucked your mom, I wouldn't either. She's a certified MILF. You're lucky I haven't gotten into that yet.
YUNG SAUCE
WHY WON'T Y'ALL JUST DO THIS WITHOUT TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT. I HATE IT HERE!
Petey begins laughing his ass off while Sauce just chills in the cart. They finally make it to the check out line and the cashier kept eyeing them while Sauce put all the items on the conveyer. Petey started to feel weird because of how intently this bitch was looking at them, so he decided to say something. Before he could, Sauce took care of it.
YUNG SAUCE
Take a picture, it'll last longer.
CASHIER
YOU REALLY MEAN IT?
LIL PETEY
Wait, why do you want a picture of us? That's creepy, fam.
CASHIER
Aren't y'all Big Drip Productions?
Instantly, the two realized that the cashier was a fan and got excited. She wasn't an uggo, but she wasn't that bad either, so they nodded at one another and the cashier came around the register to take the picture.
YUNG SAUCE
Sometimes I forget the level of our celebrity status.
LIL PETEY
I could get used to this!
The cashier snaps the picture and finishes ringing up the groceries. She handed Sauce the bags and he placed them on top of his body as Petey pushed the cart out of the store. A car was waiting outside for them. They got into the car and it drove off without another word.
PETEY GETS SERIOUS
w/ Lil Petey
THE HIP HOUSE
MAY 12TH, 2021
The last few days for Petey had been pretty busy between his chill weekend and the grocery trip with Sauce. It was time to get serious. He had a few things to address before getting into the gym and spending the rest of his time preparing for the upcoming episode of Proving Ground. Petey had just poured himself a glass of wine and sat down on the couch. As always, he's got his sunglasses on inside, gold chain, button up shirt that's completely unbuttoned, sweat pants and socks as his attire. Also as always, he's drippin', but that didn't even need to be said. Petey takes a swig of the wine and sits back.
LIL PETEY
Man, it's been a while since it was just me around for one of these things and honestly, it was much needed. Sauce and I have been saying for a bit now that we're going to start taking things a bit more serious because we want to win some matches. We spread our seeds to other companies to get more exposure and to see some improvement in the ring. We've been pretty successful in doing that, too. Imma give you a brief rundown of what we've been up to. We signed a deal with Strong Style Wrestling in Japan where we had our first match already. It didn't end up with a victory, but we also put on a show and now good things are coming to us there. Then, I signed a deal with Omega Wrestling Alliance - a partner of Project: Honor - where I am having my first match this weekend. I have a good feeling about that. In-between all of this, TJ held his own wrestling party that he called Wrestle Party - original, we know. We tried to tell him otherwise, but he was too excited. We faced that steroid abusing fuck, Mark Michaels, and Sauce and I walked away with the victory. We haven't been losing, just winning or finding our way out of a loss. Shit's been going good, man.
Petey takes another swig of his wine.
LIL PETEY
Last time on Proving Ground, Indy thought it would be a good idea to put me against a fucking monster. That tentacle praising beast tried to come at me and denied my dance off. That was irritating. I was ready to put the moves on that fool, but instead, he wanted to chase me around the ring. I won't lie, when he got his hands on me I'm pretty sure I shit myself. Instead of things going his way, he threw me into the crowd where I then went crowd surfing. I felt like a KING! The people carried me off and the match counted as a double count-out. I didn't technically lose, which means I stood with someone like that and walked away in one piece. That's a victory to me! After seeing what he's done to other people, I got away in style and that's all you can really ask for, right?
He starts laughing, because he knows that everyone will think otherwise, especially with how things have been going recently.
LIL PETEY
Who am I kidding?! These vultures long for the second they can say some crooked shit about someone else to make up for the lack of what they have going on. I have A LOT of examples to run through which I'll get to shortly. After that match with the tentacle porn lover Ozy, Indy decided to put me in a Grand Championship Match against Mark Hunter, the current Champion. At first I was confused. I haven't won a single singles match out of six possible matches and won two of my four tag team matches. I am two-and-eight out of all my matches since the very beginning of Project: Honor. That's right, the very beginning. I have been here since DAY ONE! At first I was trying to focus on my rap career and using this as a way to pay the bills, but since Big Drip Productions was formed and that boy Oasis coming into the picture, my focus has switched. I still want my rap career to happen, but I'll do this wrestling thing for a bit and see how it goes. My seed has been spread over a few places like I said before, so I'm gonna make the best of it.
Petey chugs the rest of his wine and fills up the glass with some more.
LIL PETEY
Two-and-eight in a Grand Championship Match. I was confused, but then I started thinking... I just went against tentacle man who's the Number One Contender for the Grand Championship and now I'm suddenly facing the Grand Champ himself. It's a little sus if you ask me. Jah is the one that actually brought it to my attention, even though I had some random thoughts about it before. I just wasn't gonna let it take over. Now I'm wondering if this is just a joke and a ploy for something greater. Even if it is, the top brand belt is on the line and I'm gonna do what I can to please the people just like I be pleasin' the bitties in bed. Ya feel me? This is the opportunity of a lifetime and like someone once said, 'If you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted... one moment... would you capture it? Or just let it slip?' YO! HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY, KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY-
Clearing his throat, Petey settles down after getting riled up with the fire he was just spitting. Granted it was someone else's song, but it gets him pumped up every time. Petey takes another sip of the wine.
LIL PETEY
As I was saying, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity and I'm going to make the best of it. Whether my body gets snapped in half or I walk away with the belt, it's time people start realizing that I'm not just some meme. I may shenanigan, dodaddle, hanky-panky, pranky-danky or whatever, but wrestling is my job. When I step into the ring, it's show time. I do what I have to do to put on a show for the fans and to make that moolah. Well, more now than before, but you know what I mean. It's time to get serious. I've been hearing a lot of shit talk since this match was announced and I want to take a few moments to go through these Tweets that were posted in regards to this. Bear with me while I scroll through these as I've saved them to my phone as for motivational purposes.
LIL PETEY
I'm starting with this one, mostly because he's at least in a Title Match right now over on Fallout. I see this and I see a hater, but I'm not sure why. It's not like he's even on Proving Ground, so why does it really matter. This was just the beginning, though.
LIL PETEY
This is where I just started fucking laughing my ass off. This is also where I realized, I WANT to win this belt. I've been saying since the beginning that haterz are my motivaterz and that means something more now than ever before. For someone to go out and say they're gonna request their release if I win the belt? That the company will die if I win? Not to toot my own horn or anything, but wouldn't I be the easiest person to beat right now if you had to choose between Mark and I? At least according to statistics, also because ya know, I'm still getting better at this stuff. Come on broskis, it would be GOLD if I was the Champ. Project: Honor in it's entirety would be DRIPPIN' and everyone knows it. I'd be the best Champion we've ever had. At least I wouldn't be whining even though I had the belt. NEXT!
LIL PETEY
Speaking of whining, the Champion of whining himself. So bad that it got him kicked out and suspended and now he spends all day crying on Twitter and cussing out people in ways I've never even heard of. Oh, and his mate, Aiden. At what point does your ego get so big it can't fit anymore? 'These two haven't beaten me yet so they shouldn't be fighting for the top belt'. 'Oh my poor ego hurts'. What's funny is, I don't think either of us have ever been in a match against Aiden in some man-on-man action. I'd remember because I'd be mocking his accent. Nothing against Australians, I just love their accent so much I have to cope with not having it by mocking. Dickie, on the other hand. Chlamydia? I know you're talking about Mark, but damn man. That's not cool. Calling me the Shooter is dope though because you know I be shootin' into these hoes! You're still not passing the vibe check. So far no one has. I got one more Tweet to show and I saved this one for last on purpose.
LIL PETEY
Mr. Hoestein himself. Sauce and I had our time with Legacy and while it didn't go well for us at all, it's so nice to see this dude still cares enough about me to keep my name in his mouth. Maybe that's what he's referring to about having a dick in his mouth. I'm the dick and he keeps sucking my name off because he can't get enough now! Also I don't think there's anything wrong with my speech, I'm just vibin'! Not all of us wanna talk like a fuckin' tool all the time and take things so serious that we forget we're in the business of entertainment. Although, you're really starting to not too far from the tree, dawg. I'm out here livin' the best hoe life and from what I've seen, you're trying to do the same thing. You got this thing with that fiery redhead, some Adi chicka, and who the hell knows who else. Maybe you did learn a thing or two from me and I'm honored to bring you over to the hoe life. Keep my name in your mouth, it's a good look on you.
A brief pause occurs. Petey sits there and lets the words 'Grand Champion, Lil Petey' echo through his head. After a few seconds of that, he snaps out of it.
Petey pauses again and takes another drink of the wine.
LIL PETEY
I'm starting with this one, mostly because he's at least in a Title Match right now over on Fallout. I see this and I see a hater, but I'm not sure why. It's not like he's even on Proving Ground, so why does it really matter. This was just the beginning, though.
LIL PETEY
This is where I just started fucking laughing my ass off. This is also where I realized, I WANT to win this belt. I've been saying since the beginning that haterz are my motivaterz and that means something more now than ever before. For someone to go out and say they're gonna request their release if I win the belt? That the company will die if I win? Not to toot my own horn or anything, but wouldn't I be the easiest person to beat right now if you had to choose between Mark and I? At least according to statistics, also because ya know, I'm still getting better at this stuff. Come on broskis, it would be GOLD if I was the Champ. Project: Honor in it's entirety would be DRIPPIN' and everyone knows it. I'd be the best Champion we've ever had. At least I wouldn't be whining even though I had the belt. NEXT!
LIL PETEY
Speaking of whining, the Champion of whining himself. So bad that it got him kicked out and suspended and now he spends all day crying on Twitter and cussing out people in ways I've never even heard of. Oh, and his mate, Aiden. At what point does your ego get so big it can't fit anymore? 'These two haven't beaten me yet so they shouldn't be fighting for the top belt'. 'Oh my poor ego hurts'. What's funny is, I don't think either of us have ever been in a match against Aiden in some man-on-man action. I'd remember because I'd be mocking his accent. Nothing against Australians, I just love their accent so much I have to cope with not having it by mocking. Dickie, on the other hand. Chlamydia? I know you're talking about Mark, but damn man. That's not cool. Calling me the Shooter is dope though because you know I be shootin' into these hoes! You're still not passing the vibe check. So far no one has. I got one more Tweet to show and I saved this one for last on purpose.
LIL PETEY
Mr. Hoestein himself. Sauce and I had our time with Legacy and while it didn't go well for us at all, it's so nice to see this dude still cares enough about me to keep my name in his mouth. Maybe that's what he's referring to about having a dick in his mouth. I'm the dick and he keeps sucking my name off because he can't get enough now! Also I don't think there's anything wrong with my speech, I'm just vibin'! Not all of us wanna talk like a fuckin' tool all the time and take things so serious that we forget we're in the business of entertainment. Although, you're really starting to not too far from the tree, dawg. I'm out here livin' the best hoe life and from what I've seen, you're trying to do the same thing. You got this thing with that fiery redhead, some Adi chicka, and who the hell knows who else. Maybe you did learn a thing or two from me and I'm honored to bring you over to the hoe life. Keep my name in your mouth, it's a good look on you.
Petey finally sets his phone down and grabs his drink once again. Without wasting any time, he chugs the glass and pours some more to prepare for another chug here in a few.
LIL PETEY
When it comes down to it, the only person I even need to think about in this match is the Champ himself, Mark Hunter. Out of all these tweets and everything that's been said so far, Mark has had the least to say in regards to me. He's had Dickie, Aiden, and MYOJIN, all over him about shit I don't even care about because it doesn't involve me. I'm the one that's in this match right now and not them. I had my laughs, but like I said... it's time to get serious. The Grand Championship is on the line and I got some haterz to put in their place. Better yet, I got some gold to add to my collection. Just think about it now... Grand Champion, Lil Petey. It has a nice ring to it.
A brief pause occurs. Petey sits there and lets the words 'Grand Champion, Lil Petey' echo through his head. After a few seconds of that, he snaps out of it.
LIL PETEY
Mark Hunter. The second person to ever hold the Grand Championship. That's not an easy feat around here. Championships don't change hands often and that says something. I've been here since the inauguration of the belts. Damn, big word alert. I've been here since the inauguration of the business. No one knows what's best for that belt more than I do. Mostly because I could pull EVEN MORE bitties than I already do, but that's besides the point. The point is, you have something that I recently decided I want. Didn't matter to me a few weeks ago, but now... I have a mission to complete. You've been against some tough people so far and you're still standing. One person you haven't face yet, is me. According to Aiden, you have to beat everyone before fighting for a belt! You see me and you probably just see all the shenanigans I've been involved in. You see the matches up to this point. From your eyes, you think you have nothing to worry about. I just survived a match against the dude who I'm sure we'll see at some point during our match. I have been improving. I may not have the best record or resume, but if you saw my body count I'm sure you'd think different!
Petey pauses again and takes another drink of the wine.
LIL PETEY
Sorry, I didn't mean to rub that in. From my point-of-view, you've been getting fucked by Aiden and Dickie for some time now in those Tag matches. Double dicked down on a Friday night. That's what MYOJIN is about and after seeing all this Twitter stuff, maybe all of you should get together one night. Shit, I got off topic again... Back to the match! I've spent basically all my life thinking that I was going to be this huge successful rapper, and while I haven't given up on that, wrestling is what I'm doing right now. On Sauce's Twitch stream some time ago, we both vowed to start taking wrestling a bit more seriously while not changing who we are. I've said this before, but you can't take the shenanigans out of us! We're just training more and preparing instead of playing video games, writing diss tracks, and whatever the hell that kid does when he's away from me. Fact of the matter is, this is who I am now. I am a wrestler. Wrestlers fight for Championships at some point, so why not now? The opportunity is here, you'd be stupid if you think I'd let it slip. I can't say that I'm absolutely going to win. I can't say that I'm absolutely going to get my shit wrecked. What I can say is, do not underestimate me! Teams have done that against Sauce and I and we showed them who's boss! Now it's time for me to do the damn thing on my own. TJ got himself a belt, now it's my turn!
At this point, Petey has almost finished the bottle and pours the rest into his glass. He crosses his leg on top of the either and leans forward.
LIL PETEY
I told myself I'd just be here until I finished the bottle since I need to get to preparing for this match. I had some things to say and put it all out there just like Sauce's mom does with TJ. Which I still am salty over, because I thought it was my turn now. Anyways... Mark, I'm comin' for you and that belt and not in the way that you'd like. It's time someone brought some prestige and sexiness to that belt. That's what this business has been lacking. The second I touch it, the world drools over it. I'm calling it now. See you soon, fam.
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