THE EDGE #14

A small white box appears up in the top left corner, showing the television rating as ‘TV-MA’ with the letters ‘LSV’ underneath it.



The sounds of an alarm going off echo out of the darkness, before ‘The Final Countdown’ (Metal Cover) by Leo Moracchioli begins to play over the black screen.



An image of the words ‘Elite 7’ start in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.

An image of the words ‘Medal of Honor' starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.

An image of the Warrior Rising Championship, side by side with the Ascension Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.

An image of the X-Factor Championship, side by side with the Noble Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.

An image of the Grand Championship, side by side with the Prime Championship, starts in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.

An image of the Tag Team Championship Titles start in the middle of the screen, like a dot, before flying forward to take up the entire screen.

Then finally the Legacy Championship Title slowly fades into view, directly in the middle of the screen. It quickly cuts to black.

Finally the words ‘THE EDGE’ appear on the screen, out of the darkness.



We’re leaving together,
But still it’s farewell.

Our television screens begin to transmit recorded action, starting with Yung Sauce hitting a springboard leg drop onto Michael Shaw, then moving to pin Space Lord.

And maybe we’ll come back
To earth, who can tell?

Switch to the moment that Elena DeDraca hit the ‘Flight Of The Raven’ on Alessandro Quagliaterre.

I guess there is no one to blame.
We’re leaving ground. (Leaving ground)

Fade to a shot of Euan Hill pulling Ozymandias out of the ‘dungeon’ for the victory over Shawn Warstein.

Will things ever be the same again?

Switch to the film of Mark Hunter locking ‘The Last Act’ onto Indy Darling.

Flash to see MYOJIN hitting the ‘Falling From Heaven EX’ on Aiden Reynolds.

Finally a video of Jason Long hitting Pixie Sloane with a german suplex that tosses her over the top rope and through the Girl Scout Cookie tables on the outside.

It’s the final countdown!
The Final Countdown!

Our view centers on Jason Long standing on the turnbuckle, staring out at Drago Santiago on the entrance ramp. Slowly we fade to black, before coming to a live feed showing Fallout’s redheaded ring announcer, Clara Olson sitting behind the usual silver desk. Dressed in a green shirt with Fallout’s ‘Disputed Territory’ logo on it and a pair of black leggings, her red hair flows gently down slightly past her shoulders. The words ‘THE EDGE’ shine on the monitor behind her as the music slowly fades.

CLARA OLSON: Hello everyone and WELCOME to The Edge. My name is Clara Olson and you got me once again, because your...what seems like ‘former’...host hasn’t been seen since his disappearing act on Fallout. But who wouldn’t want to deal with my pretty face instead?

Clara smirks.

CLARA OLSON: But aren’t you all TIRED of depending on Edgebrook? Why not just make me the permanent host of The Edge? Yeah ‘The Edge with Clara Olson’ doesn’t have the same oomph as ‘The Edge with James Edgebrook’. But I’m reliable and my prediction skills are a LOT better. PLUS...I have managed to book us a new segment, which we can get to later. Let’s get to some Public Execution and Girl Scout Cookie action!!!

The words ‘New Talent’ appear on the screen behind her.





CLARA OLSON: As is the normal, we want to start our show off with welcoming the new faces to our Project: Honor family. Or, in this case...the Fallout family.

The camera zooms in on the monitor behind Clara, where we see a few headshots of the new roster members.




We pan out from the monitor showing off the newest faces to grace the roster.

CLARA OLSON: It seems DeMarco keeps breaking his toys, so Rock Johnson keeps having to find him new ones. But I’ll gladly trade Zack, Martha, and Kevin Hunter for Adora, Valkyrie, and Mason Destruc-

Clara makes a puzzled face as she cocks her head to the side. Someone is talking into her ear piece.

CLARA OLSON: Wait...what? Kevin Hunter is still here? Whoops.

The pictures switch to the ‘The Edge’ logo as Clara repositions her head and smiles.

CLARA OLSON: Anyway...let’s move on to our NEW segment. It seems one of our newest...well, let HIM explain.






The cameras cut to a side-stage, where we see Fallout Warrior, Rapture...standing in front of a monitor.

RAPTURE: As many of you know, we warriors have a lot of down time. If we’re not doing our bi-weekly shows, our various paid advertisements, or gutting a cat or two...we have a lot of time to sit and relax. So, what better way to relax, then a movie...am I right?

Clara can be heard off camera, suppressing a laugh.

RAPTURE: So even though I was on both Fallout and Proving Ground’s Public Execution last week...I managed to fit in two movies, that I would like to review for you. I mean, after all...I could be helping you find your next guilty pleasure.

A movie poster appears on the monitor behind Rapture.



RAPTURE: Pan’s Labyrinth...a movie about a little girl caught in her own imagination. Torn between reality with an oppressive stepfather and the dude from Hellboy in multiple costumes, this little girl goes on a magical journey with grasshoppers, giant goat-men, and my favorite...this creepy dude with eyeballs in his hands who eats children. The movie is directed by famous director Guerrero El Totoro, and is a Spanish movie...so get ready to search for that English dubbed version.

Rapture takes a deep breath.

RAPTURE: And I’m not going to lie to you...it brought a tear to this dark soul’s eye. I mean, the eyeball-skin-man didn’t even get to nibble on ANY of the little girl’s fingers! NOT EVEN HER PINKY TOE!!!

Rapture pauses for a moment, holding his hand up like he is trying to concentrate on stifling a sniffle.

RAPTURE: But in the end, it was a good movie. I’d have to rate it four out of five open knife wounds.

The Pan’s Labyrinth switches to a second poster.



RAPTURE: El...Hoyo. Also to us english-speakers...The Platform. What a genuinely fucked up movie, this was. All I heard was bitch-bitch-bitch about how the people in the levels above our main character got to eat more food than he did. Level by level, they had less food to eat...and we’re supposed to have an issue with this? Survival of the fittest, right?

RAPTURE: Another spanish movie, but this one had some good english speakers helping out. The movie was slow at first, but got better when the blood started spraying. I could have done without the old man ass shot, but to each their own, right? I guess there was supposed to be a lesson learned from watching this. I just learned to eat quicker and to hell with the guy below you. He’s got a cellmate...let him eat them!

Rapture turns and looks at the poster on the monitor.

RAPTURE: In the end, not enough violence. Too many times the english translator people said something that the actors didn’t seem to say or do...and it made it confusing. So, with that...I give it two and a half out of five stabbing motions.

The monitor switches from The Platform poster, back to the Edge logo.

RAPTURE: Thank you for visiting me on Rapture Reviews. I’ll have a couple more movies for you next week. But for now…

The camera cuts back over to Clara.

CLARA OLSON: Um, yeah...for now, let’s pay some of these bills. Rapture didn’t come cheap!


















Back from commercial and we see Clara Olson standing in front of a monitor with the words ‘ELITE 7’ on it.

CLARA OLSON: The Elite Seven...a group of individuals who we believe are the CREAM of the crop. A group of individuals, we believe, are the current competitive faces of Project: Honor as a whole. I’ve been going back and forth with Honorable Mentions, because seven is a large number to have to keep adding to it. Last show I didn’t do any, but this show I think I will.

The words ‘Honorable Mentions’ appear on the monitor, replacing the ‘ELITE 7’.

CLARA OLSON: We want to start with more Honorable Mentions this week, because we saw multiple people on both shows, make a hell of a splash. So without further adieu, let’s get to our first one.



CLARA OLSON: Pixie Sloane is making waves on Fallout. She was an Honorable Mention last week, then she earned herself a possible chance at facing Kayla Richards for the Noble Championship next week, then she made it all the way to the Final Two in the Girl Scout Cookie Battle Royal. It was a close one and if Jason was not hulked out by a bit of rage from Pixie eliminating Savannah earlier in the match, we might have had a closer ending. But she still showed up and it should be interesting to see what she does next week.



CLARA OLSON: The NEW Tyrant of Project: Honor? Ozymandias took a syringe to the neck from Shawn Warstein, again. But this time he powered through it and with a little help from his friend, managed to burst out and escape the dungeon for the win. Now, once he wakes up, he can focus on Mark Hunter and that Grand Championship.



CLARA OLSON: And finally, we have the Cookie Man himself...Jason Long. He outlasted the entire roster to win himself the Girl Scout Cookie Battle Royal...AND...it was announced earlier in the night that he would be facing Drago Santiago for the Prime Championship. So Jason got good news on BOTH ends of last Fallout.

The image of Fallout’s King of Cookies switches to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Seven’.

CLARA OLSON: Now onto our Elite Seven. The first person on the list...



CLARA OLSON: Yeah, he beat Merideth after being simply attacked by Ozymandias’ cultist people. And in the end, Drago and Pyro jumped to the Proving Ground show and made their presence known...but James did get the win. While some people could argue the point that the bell never rang, thus making it a no contest...who am I to judge?

The photo of James fades out to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Six’.

CLARA OLSON: Now to a face we haven’t seen in awhile...


CLARA OLSON: MYOJIN hasn’t been in the Elite Seven, since January thirtieth. That’s almost three months of Project: Honor’s record holder for most wins in a PH career. I am glad to see that has changed and after earning himself a movie contract, I’m happy to see we will get a chance to watch the Shining Star become that much brighter.

MYOJIN’s photo quickly transitions to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Five’.

CLARA OLSON: Now to a little bit of a drop here...



CLARA OLSON: Now Eight and two is NOTHING to ignore and Aiden still is a hell of a force to be reckoned with. If he had one more second, there is no telling how much longer his match could have gone. I feel sorry for the poor bloke who has to face him next.

The words ‘Elite 7: Number Four’ replace the picture of Aiden.

CLARA OLSON: Taking advantage of the situation...



CLARA OLSON: Kasey took advantage of the idea that Arik wasn’t really there to take her title away and was more of a deterrent to her red-masked stalker. But the only thing he deterred was Kasey’s safety. Either way, Kasey earned the victory, keeps her title, moves up the Elite rankings...and needs to keep her eyes even MORE peeled for creepy red mask dude.

Fade out to the words ‘Elite 7: Number Three’.

CLARA OLSON: Another move up...



CLARA OLSON: Mark Hunter also took advantage of a semi-retired opponent, who was still semi-injured, and Aiden’s semi-loss. Earning the win and managing to not have to put his Grand Championship on the line, worked for Mark. While I do enjoy a defending-slash-fighting Champion, at least Hunter brought the fight to the pay-per-view. I mean, not everyone can do it week-after-week-after-week like Kasey...

The picture of Mark is quickly replaced by the words ‘Elite 7: Number Two’.

CLARA OLSON: Now, to our usual stalwarts.



CLARA OLSON: Yeah, he lost to Ozy. I can say that Euan helped, but wasn’t the Tyrant of Old tried to do with that needle? Believe me, Shawn still sits almost atop the golden throne of Project: Honor...but the land under his silver chair is starting to give way,

Shawn’s face fades to the words ‘Elite 7: Number One’. The letters (and number) are highlighted in gold and have added depth to them, to make them look as if they are popping off the screen.

CLARA OLSON: And atop the golden chariot of all the Warriors...



CLARA OLSON: Allessandro came, Elena saw...he was conquered. Our British Raven puffed out her chest and proved why she is our Legacy Champion. One by one, people have been placed in front of her...and one by one, she has knocked them down. With an impending Part Zwei coming up with Shawn Warstein, things are looking interesting for Ms DeDraca.

Clara smiles as the monitor shows the entire Elite 7 list.



The screen hangs on the shot of the Elite 7 one more time before going back to ‘The Edge’ logo, with Clara standing next to it.

CLARA OLSON: That Elite Seven was FIRE! So to pay off the utilities to turn on the sprinklers, let’s skip to a commercial for you folks to enjoy!














We come back from the NLW Hostile Intent commercial and we see Clara Olson sitting by herself at the prediction table.

CLARA OLSON: Welcome back, folks. Time for predictions! Last week, I chalked up a nine-and-four record while James’ drunkin ass pulled off a seven-and six one...so I am still behind him. But with him still being M-I-A...I may have a chance to pull into the lead!

An image of James Edgebrook appears on the monitor behind them. A few stats appear below his image: “Last Show: 7-6, Overall: 51-45”

An image of Clara Olson appears on the monitor, next to James’ picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Last Show: 9-4, Overall: 43-13”

An image of Alara Adams appears on the monitor, next to Clara’s picture. Stats appear under her image as well: “Overall: 28-19”

An image of Arik Holt appears on the monitor, next to Alara’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Overall: 10-4”

An image of Lil Petey appears on the monitor, next to Arik’s picture. Stats appear under his image as well: “Overall: 5-1”


All of the images fade out and are replaced by the words ”Fallout VI: Laying Claim”.



CLARA OLSON: Does anyone think one of the Trainwreck Triplets is going to pull off a victory over that beautiful blonde? Fuck no. Valkyrie wins and moves on to bigger and better things.


CLARA OLSON: This White Rose will not be painted Rapture Red. Lesley with the win.

Rapture can be heard screaming ‘HEY’ off camera.


CLARA OLSON: Does anyone think that this dirty hillbilly has ever been to a Taco Bell? Do you think he knows what a Quesorito is? Well he is about to teach the Frito Burrito what the Dirty South means...Heathen Jones with the dub.



CLARA OLSON: Pixie challenged Kagome for her Number One Noble Contender spot and chance to face Kayla Richards at Disputed Territory. Kagome agreed...stupid kid. Pixie stomps all over Kagome and Kagome leaves the building wondering why the hell she agreed to this.



CLARA OLSON: This one pulls me in two different directions. Kasey is a Champion, has earned herself to where she is...but Christian is a fucking madman. But despite his mental issues, Mr. DeMarco does love his Fallout roster and will do anything for them...so I don’t think he has it in him to TRY to take away Ms Winterborn’s title. But even with that in mind, I think Kasey could amp herself up to take out Christian if he were to try anything devious. Kasey Winterborn with win number eleven...and tying the mark for most successful title defense in Project: Honor history.



CLARA OLSON: Oooooooh, fuck. Remember when I said Kevin Hunter wasn’t with us anymore...and I was corrected? After Havoc is done with him next week, I might be right. Havoc...because only Havoc can beat Havoc.



CLARA OLSON: This is a juicy one. In just three weeks Jason will face Drago for the Prime Championship and Julius will face Pyro in a match of his choosing. But for now, they each have to team up and face each other...just to see how this goes. But, with the new found chemistry between Drago and Pyro...I think they may have the advantage this week. Drago and Pyro pull off the before PPV win to put their respective Disputed Territory opponents on their heels.



CLARA OLSON: Ladies Night indeed! Two Champions...two up-and-comers. This match is going to be balls to the wall...well...without the balls. And while I see Alice bringing out the Hooters...Savannah laying on the sickenly sweet Candy moves...I think this boils down to Kayla and Elena. And right now, Elena has the hot touch and you just can’t bet against nine-and-oh. I think Elena becomes the newest member of the double-digit win club and brings a ten-and-oh record to the pay-per-view.

The picture of the Fallout Main Event fades to the words “Proving Ground XV: The Elite Eight”.


CLARA OLSON: This week’s dumb-ass double-duty dip-shit is Serrano Poblano. Just a night after Valkyrie sinks her talons into the Spicy Chef...he has to step into the ring with a Pissed-Off Postal Worker. Pat cooks up his own little dish for Poblano and gets the victory.



CLARA OLSON: I still can’t believe Big Drip beat The Dragon Slayers at Public Execution. It baffles me. And you know what else baffles me? The fact that I am picking Yung Sauce over Sam Steele.



CLARA OLSON: This is not the Death by Snu-snu that I’m sure Lil’ Petey wouldn’t mind. But I’m sure Ozy is still going to tear up dat ass. The Butcher peels apart Petey like a chicken nugget!



CLARA OLSON: First match of the X-Factor Tournament and we have teammates from just last week. While Cadillac seems to be becoming a little humble, Lance keeps flashing his roid-filled legs and that tiny ding-a-ling hiding in those lady shorts on his twitter. At least I don’t need to tell him to keep it in his pants...doesn’t seem like he could even slip it out. Cadillac stalls out the Bulldozer.



CLARA OLSON: I asked for more Raven and we are getting it. Blair is no match for James.



CLARA OLSON: Well...it appears it is not a bloke who is the next to step in front of Aiden, more of a bloke-ette. Either way...ol’ grumpy pants moves on in the X-Factor Tournament, leaving poor Emmanuelle to pick up the pieces.



CLARA OLSON: As long as no one kidnaps the man, TJ may put on a little bit of a show here. But even the best show Thompson can give, it could never outshine the star. MYOJIN moves on.



CLARA OLSON: Grand Champion versus the man who couldn’t barely show up to defend his title against Oasis? Unless Ozy comes down to help out his friend, I think Mark continues forward with his eyes set on June’s Hell on Earth.

The monitor switches to the Edge logo once more. Clara takes a deep breath and lets out a sigh.

CLARA OLSON: I think Fallout may hold the more interesting Main Event between the two, but we will see what happens. Let’s head out to a commercial and come back with our final segment. Sound good to you? Sounds good to me!













We return back from the Project: Honor World Tour commercial, to see Clara standing in front of a monitor with The Edge logo on it.

CLARA OLSON: We are getting closer and closer to that final leg of the Project: Honor World Tour. I can’t wait! But let us get on to the final segment of the show! A time where I get to hand out awards to those who are deserving. Let’s get these Medals to all those who earned them on last week’s Fallout and Proving Ground’s Public Execution shows.

The words ‘Best Promo’ appear on screen.

CLARA OLSON: Best Promo. The award is handed to the person or persons, who deliver the best promotional video for their match. We watch video after video after video, digging into each detail and pulling out what we like the best.

A picture of Ozymandias appears underneath the words ‘Best Promo’.

CLARA OLSON: All men must fall. And on Sunday, he brought down the Tyrant. Before that, he sent shivers up our spines and brought our hearts into our throats.

The screen goes blank for a moment, before showing the words ‘Segment Of The Night’.

CLARA OLSON: The Segment of the Night looks at the break between the action. Who showed up and made us want more. Who grabbed our attention. Between Proving Ground leading up to their own PPV and Fallout hosting Wired Consequences, we had a whole slew of options.

A picture of Shawn Warstein standing in the ring, while the fans hold up ‘Fallout’ signs under the words 'Segment Of The Night’

CLARA OLSON: Did anyone really expect the Tyrant to come out and address his soon-to-be ex-subjects before Ozy and his brethren chased him off? I know I didn’t.

The picture of Shawn fades away, replaced by the words ‘Feud Of The Night’.

CLARA OLSON: The Feud of the Night highlights a feud that is building or is starting. Wired Consequences ended a few feuds that were brewing, but it also added fuel to the flames of one.

Pictures of Indy Darling and Mark Hunter fade in underneath ‘Feud Of The Night’.

CLARA OLSON: This was the third match between these two in about four months. And now with Indy being the Proving Ground General Manager, it was interesting to see where this was going. But honestly, with Mark being three-and-oh against Darling...I think Mark easily won this feud.

‘Spot Of The Night’ replaces the picture of Darling and Hunter.

CLARA OLSON: Bumps, falls, spots...we all love them...we all secretly enjoy watching them. Spot of the Night highlights who grabbed us with that ‘wow’ factor. Who made the fans’ jaw drop in a true moment of ‘Holy Shit!’?

The monitor starts to show footage from Public Execution.

WATSON PREPARES FOR ANOTHER STOMP- BUT THE REF GETS IN THE WAY, HE'S HAD ENOUGH AS HE MOTIONS FOR THE BELL TO BE RUNG! BRADFORD IS OUT COLD!

DING! DING! DING!

HOLLY PEREZ: By winner of technical knockout.. DICKIE WATSOOOONNN!

The audience begin murmuring as the referee attempts to hold Watson away from Bradford, who's not moving at all. Watson turns to the ref, his words falling on deaf ears- HE PULLS THE REFEREE INTO A DICKIE'S REVENGE! THE CROWD GASPS IN SHOCK AT THE SUDDEN ATTACK OF THE OFFICIAL!

TREY BOOKER: WOAH! WHAT THE HELL?!

J.T. PRICE: I think he's lost his mind!

Watson simply stares down at the unconscious referee as it doesn't take long for him to POUNCE BACK ON BRADFORD, HAMMERING FISTS DOWN ON THE DEFENSELESS MAN!

TREY BOOKER: Hey, someone stop him!

Multiple other referees come down the ramp into the ring- the first one gets in trying to reason with Watson- HE EATS A CALAMITY INSURANCE STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST AND NEARLY GETS PUT THROUGH THE MAT! WATSON SWINGS WILDLY AT THE OTHER REFEREES WHO TRY TO PRY HIM AWAY FROM BRADFORD!

TREY BOOKER: Holy SHIT! What is he doing?!

J.T. PRICE: Clearly he chose violence tonight, Booker!

SECURITY RUNS DOWN THE RAMP AS WATSON LARIATS A REF NEARLY OUT OF HIS SHOES! They quickly surround Watson and he still puts up a fight, thrashing and throwing fists and kicks as he yells many censored words best not to mention! He manages to KNOCK ONE GUARD OUT COLD WITH A BOOT TO THE CHIN, BUT THE REST BEGIN DRAGGING THE UNHINGED WRESTLER TO THE BACK! Medics quickly rush down to go treat Bradford and put him on a stretcher![/font

The monitor goes back to saying ‘Spot Of The Night’ and has a picture of Dickie Watson being held back by security, from multiple downed referees.

CLARA OLSON: Dickie Watson, piled on by the weight of having to carry the Grand Championship...the weight of having to carry Project: Honor in the beginning...has finally got to him. And now, with an indefinite sabbatical...there is no telling when we will see the Molotov return.

Clara smirks.

CLARA OLSON: Hey...I guess he lived up to his nickname, huh?

The words and picture on the screen, are replaced by ‘Match Of The Night’

CLARA OLSON: Match of the Night, best match of the back-to-back shows. So much to choose from. But despite some of the animosity on Proving Ground...how can you go against Champion versus Champion?

Under the words ‘Match of The Night’ appears a picture of a table with a box of Girl Scout cookies on it.

CLARA OLSON: Almost Fallout’s entire roster took part in one hell of a battle royal for a chance to be on a new box of cookies. Rumor has it, Christian still has yet to reveal his prize for Jason Long, who came out the winner...so it will be interesting to see when he will announce it and what it actually is.

‘The words ‘Medal Of Honor’ replace the entire Match of the Night image.

CLARA OLSON: And the blue ribbon to be pinned on our , we move on to the Medal of Honor itself. Who stood out from the pack? Who held their head up in a power pose, large enough to push down the haters?

A picture of Jason Long appears on the screen.

CLARA OLSON: Yeah, there were a LOT of worthy people. Some people here at The Edge wanted to put in Indy Darling, but in the end...Indy lost to Mark. Plus Jason now has a win against at least thirteen others on the current Fallout roster. Aside from the newbies and the four Champions...Jason can hold his head slightly higher than most. Plus, again, he got himself a shot at the Prime Championship in a few short weeks. So cookie box, big win, Prime shot...how can it get any better than that?

The monitor cuts to ‘The Edge’ logo.



CLARA OLSON: Public Execution answered the challenge that Wired Consequences put out. And now we start building up for Fallout’s next pay-per-view. This shit is wild.

‘The Final Countdown’ (Metal Cover) by Leo Moracchioli begins to play softly in the background.

CLARA OLSON: As always I will see you all next week on Fallout. My name is Clara Olson and this was The Edge. Goodnight everyone!

Clara waves to the camera as it slowly starts to pan out.

The music fades out as we go to a black screen with a Project: Honor logo on it.