Post by DARIUS WALKER on Apr 23, 2021 22:57:52 GMT -5
Crush a bit, little bit Roll it up, take a hit Feeling lit, feeling right Two AM, summer night, I don't care Hand on the wheel Driving drunk I'm doing my thang Rolling the Midwest side and out Living my life, getting our dreams Wrestle Party. TJ Thompson’s vanity show went off without a problem and it was a blast -- even if Havoc’s arm got cut off and then magically reappeared again -- either way, Big Drip were walking away with their respective wins, and even if TJ didn’t win his match at the start of the night, he got the win of a successful show. Sometimes, you couldn’t ask for any better than a show that goes right. The Big Drippin’ Boys did what they do best after the show and they celebrated for their lives, bottles of Sake were scattered all over the place and for Sauce -- small packets of Capri Suns. LIL PETEY: This shit was HEAAAAT! TJ THOMPSON: HELL YEAH! I might not have won BUT THIS WENT SOOO GOOD! AND I DIDN’T GET KIDNAPPED! WOOOO! YUNG SAUCE: a- are we not gonna talk about the man’s arm getting cut off- LIL PETEY: WE BIG DRIPPIN’ BOIS! TJ THOMPSON: Now… how are we gonna keep the night going, brehs!? LIL PETEY: Same thing we do every other night… TJ THOMPSON: HIP! HIP! HIP! LIL PETEY: WE STAY HIP’ED, DRIPPED, AND LIT! Sauce is extra quiet right now. For some reason which we don’t even know about, but he walks away from the pair, and the boys are too busy downing their bottles of Sake to even notice that Sauce is gone. He begins to walk down a flight of stairs and reaching the bottom, heading outside to take a breather and watching the cold breath come from his mouth, and then his nose. Soon, he hears someone beside him, actually making that two people he hears beside him. JASON LONG: Fucking jaw hurts so badly for fuck sake… SAVANNAH SUNSHINE: You’re fine, babe. It’ll be better by the morning! Jason gives Savannah a quick glance over. JASON LONG: You seem so sure. SAVANNAH SUNSHINE: Very sure about it. Jason quickly raises his hand up and stops Savannah from speaking, looking over her shoulder and seeing The Yung Drip Gawd. There’s an awkward stare between the two, as if there’s a bit of a weird vibe between the two. JASON LONG: ...can I help you, kid? YUNG SAUCE: Me? Nah. I’m gucci. JASON LONG: How long have you been staring for? YUNG SAUCE: Since y’all walked out. You’re a loud fucker- Jason pushes forward but Savannah holds him back. SAVANNAH SUNSHINE: Seriously? With a kid? Are you kidding me? JASON LONG: That’s that fuckin’ Yung Sauce kid, been chatting a whole lotta shit on his drip shit show. I remember that, you little fuckin’ bollocks. YUNG SAUCE: Yo, breh, I wasn’t alone with that shit. You know the other two are drunk off the Sake stuff they have. Anyway, I did it for the gimmick, you know? SAVANNAH SUNSHINE: Let the little kid off, Jay. He’s done nothing wrong to you. Jason rolls his eyes and then walks off, leaving Savannah and Sauce outside of the arena’s doors. The Queen of Candyland turns to face the young child of seventeen years of age [please don’t get the wrong image, this isn’t what it looks like for god sake], and steps closer to him. SAVANNAH SUNSHINE: You’re fine, he’s just a bit grumpy after losing. YUNG SAUCE: He doesn’t seem right in the head, you know? SAVANNAH SUNSHINE: He puts a lot of work into what he does, and that causes a lot of stress on himself, which admittedly doesn’t bode well for his mental health but that’s none of my business- YUNG SAUCE: Sometimes… I feel the same. I put in so much work and then… shit, it’s all gone down the drain. Savannah seems a little bit sorry for the kid, which again, we shouldn’t get the wrong image of. SAVANNAH SUNSHINE: Hey, now listen- I know I might not be the best for advice but… I seen you out there tonight, you seemed like you knew what you were doing. I know what it’s like to be down in the dumps about things but at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter about how much effort you put into things, it’s about how well you use it. YUNG SAUCE: I’m sure you tell Jason that every night, do you? SAVANNAH SUNSHINE: I- YUNG SAUCE: I’m fucking with you, I didn’t mean that ish. Ayo, he’s pissed, you better hurry up home and get to stepping quick before he has another hissy fit. SAVANNAH SUNSHINE: Yeah, I should get to going. It’s been fun talking- I guess- to you. Byeeeeee. Savannah rushes off and leaves Sauce to himself, all at the same time as the thoughts roll through his head, maybe Savannah was right about something. After the Legacy match, should he try too little to win or too hard? At the end of the day, he didn’t want the chance at the championships again. Not after last time. Not right now. Maybe not ever. Tell me what you know about dreamin', dreamin' You don't really know about nothin', nothin' Tell me what you know about them night terrors every night Five AM cold sweats, waking up to the sky Tell me what you know about dreams, dreams Tell me what you know about night terrors, nothin' You don't really care about the trials of tomorrow Rather lay awake in the bed full of sorrow  [LIVE] TWITCH -- YungDripGawd. What’s poppin, big drippers? It’s ya bois. Yung Saucington… AND THEY SAYIN’ PETEY FOR POPE- ooh shit, intro. What’s crackin’, it’s Petey boiiii! I know we’re all about having the special type of antics that we normally get into. Usually, this would be a State of The Hip Address, but right now, we’re not in The Hip House. We’re still in Vegas celebrating a FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC NIGHT LAST NIGHT, AM I RIGHT? HELL YEAH, BREH! The vibes were TURNT THE FUCK UP! We beat THE ROMANI KING in a heavy contest and I have to say-- he might have almost beat us BUT HE COULDN’T BEAT THAT BIG DRIPPIN’ VIBE that we collect every single night from the fans. Right now, we’ve got to worry about Public Execution and brehs, I’ve gotta be real with y’all here. I’m a little bit worried. Petey, I’m a bit worried, and it’s all coming down to the Legacy match we’ve had. I’ve not felt the same since and it’s a concern, I’ve felt… different. I’ve felt… weird about it. I don’t know how to explain it because… my vibe’s been off, Petey. I don’t know what’s taken over me. You’re not wrong, your vibe has definitely been off. You’re not your usual chipper self, my Big Drip Broski. You think maybe we need to start taking this shit more seriously and actually train more, or do you just need to get back in the STU with ya boy and lay some fire tracks?! Sometimes it’s hard to tell. I feel as if we’ve been unprepared every time we’ve met in the ring, and everyone we’ve beaten just don’t put in as much effort as we do. They end up falling behind -- and that’s probably why we won. I think - if we really want to beat Legacy this time around - we might have to cut the bullcrap. I mean, also, yeah- there’s no contendership as well but that doesn’t mean that Rock Johnson or whatever his face is isn’t looking at this match and hoping for some competition at a later date. You feel me? Yeah, I see what you mean, dawg. I feel like you’re overthinking this shit right now, though. We just got done with Legacy and while we weren’t as prepared as we could’ve been, we still had a good showing. We just beat this steroid ass hoe at Wrestle Party and that’s basically Legacy put together into one person. We haven’t done this wrestling shit before so you just gotta give it some time, homie. If you’re wanting, we can start training more and maybe take this a bit more serious. I ain’t changin’ who I am but… maybe we can pick up a few more dubs and actually do something while we’re here, ya know? Oh nah, I never said anything about changin’ who we are. This is who we are truly, this is our vibe, this is what makes us unique. Even if people wanna copy us and be cosplayers. At the end of the day, it’s about change. Change for the better and to be frank, with you at least, I think we need to head down a special kind of road. A pursuit of happiness, if you will. I was finna say; I’mma stay drippin’ no matter what! I feel you, though. I won’t cap with you, I’ve been thinkin’ the same shit. We need to show these hoes just what Big Drip is capable of. We’ve gotten a pretty good following and outside of the ring we never upset, but inside I feel like we’re leaving something behind each and every time and that’s not fair to the peeps that invest their time and money in us. Speakin’ of a pursuit of happiness - I need to crush a bit, little bit, roll it up, and take a hit. Ayyye, BARS! LET’S GOOOO! You know how it be, bay beeeeee. I feel you, but right now, we’ve gotta focus on this match at Public Execution. Sports Entertainment Xpress and The Dragon Slayers. It takes a lot to say that I feel like we’ve got this in the bag but could we be callin’ it too early? Is this too early to say we’ve collected the dub? After some careful contemplation and looking at who we’re facing… BRO WE GOT THIS FUCKIN’ SHIT! We’ve been gradually getting better in the ring and I think - nah, I KNOW that we can really pull this dub out. Dragon Slayers just sound like they’re trying too hard by their name and Sports Entertainment Xpress… we’ll… I don’t even think they know they’re on Earth. Shit, I feel that though. Bro, you’re missing the very important detail. WE’VE BEATEN THEM BEFORE! We’ve beaten Sports Entertainment Xpress in the past, we’ve got this shit in the fuckin’ baaaag. I know it’s gonna be like “oh, yeah, they can improve too like you guys have” but it’s not like that. They’ve been puffin’ too much of the Zaza to even know what a wrestling ring is! No cap, I’ve beaten SEX before too. Just ask your mom. Petey… not on stream, god dammit. Hey, you’re the one saying ‘GD’! I just made a ‘your mom’ joke. You wouldn’t last in Modern Warfare lobbies if you’re sensitive about what I just said! Nah, I collect them dubs against people who are sweaty little shits, who try too hard, who act so tough on the mics but then they get they cheeks clapped. Kinda like how Dragon Slayers are. I’ve been watching them since they joined Project: Honor and to be honest with you, chief, I don’t see the hype. I don’t see what’s so special about them that makes them stand out the same as we do. They’re nothing but hype. That’s all there is. See how I only say hype, Petey? BECAUSE THEY AIN’T HIP LIKE US! AYE SPEAK THE TRUTH, SAUCE E-BOY! They really don’t have the drip or hip like us! Wait, wait, wait. DRIP OR NOT SPECIAL RIGHT HERE ON THE STREAM! I’ll make it quick, though… NO DRIP FROM THE DRAGON SLAYERS! Sam Steele, not to be confused with Jacob Steele, and what’s that other fucker’s name… ah well, not important. They don’t got the drip, and on this bit of Drip or Not… THEY DON’T GOT THE DRIP! As for Sports Entertainment Xpress, Terry the Time Wizard and Space Lord Faarquad. Do you think they got the drip? SPACE LORD FAARQUAD HAHAHA! You have your moments where you actually say something funny and I applaud you for it, dawg. The other one of Dragon Slayers is Michael Shaw, by the way. Sounds like a rip from Hobbs and Shaw, but that’s just me. Space Lord and Terry Marshall might as well just sit this one out, honestly. We got a dub to catch and you got me fired up now. I’m really gonna try to improve in the ring just like I be improving in the sheets. AYE! We like to hear that! But you right, Dragon Slayers and Sports Entertainment Xpress, this is ours for the taking since the beginning because what you might not have expected was a different kind of vibe to Big Drip. What you didn’t expect was us taking this even more serious than before because between myself and Petey? We want the success, we want the gold -- even if that’s Tag Team Championships or maybe even some singles championships -- and between you two, we ain’t missin’ a fuckin’ beat. That’s fuckin’ right. Whether or not we get another shot at Legacy - which I would rather not - or we see some other opportunities come our way, you best BELIEVE we’re not going to miss a beat. We make beats in our music, we make the beat in our wrestling matches from now on! YA HEARD?! We’re on a pursuit of happiness, and to us, that happiness can only come in the form of championship gold in our hands. TJ might have held some before, but now it’s our turn to turn the fuck up on this ish. We’re going to beat The Dragon Slayers and we’re gonna beat Sports Entertainment Xpress fuckin’ clean. Beggars can’t be choosers, but I’m sure at the end of the day, with success you can go anywhere. You can say that again, Big Drip Brochacho! We ‘bout to fuck this shit up and at this point, there’s not a thing you can do to stop us. Y’all lit a fire in us and sorry it’s taken so long, but ya boys caught a dub at Wrestle Party and now we ‘bout to catch even more! Dragon Slayers, Sports Entertainment Xpress, The Commonwealth, Legacy, and whoever else joins this party… we might shenanigan and what not, but the boys will be ready for anyone that comes our way. You can bet your mama’s sweet ass on that, too. Literally, let me have that sweet thang! Mark Hunter, Euan Hill, and whoever is in the running for the X-Factor Championship… we didn’t forget about you either, boys. We’re coming for you all, no matter what you might think, and no matter how much you laugh. This is our year, we said it was gonna be, and we’re not letting one loss stop us. Now, on the count of three… One… Two… Three… SHEEEEEEEEEESHHHHH! I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey I'll be fine once I get it, yeah, I'll be good I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey I'll be fine once I get it, yeah, I'll be good |