Post by serranopoblano on Apr 14, 2021 13:21:28 GMT -5
The scene opens inside of The Hotter Than Hell’s Test Kitchen, where Serrano Poblano is hard at work on his latest creation. He leans over a stove covered with steaming pots and pans, as sweat drips out from underneath his blonde spikey hair, mixing into the top secret ingredients he’s prepared.
SERRANO: Finally, after years of traveling the world and studying under the greatest culinary masters, my ultimate creation is almost ready!
He dips a wooden spoon into one of the many steaming pots and then holds it up to his nose so he can take in a deep whiff. For a moment, his eyes roll into the back of his head before he precariously sticks out his tongue and dips it into the spoon’s red saucy mixture.
SERRANO: CHRIST ON A CRUTCH! MAMA MIA! HOT, HOT, HOT!!!
He throws the spoon across the kitchen, and when it bounces off a nearby wall the sauce begins to dissolve the paint as well as the construction material underneath!
SERRANO: I’ve done it! I’ve created a sauce so hot that it transcends flavor! The cosmos has opened up to me! I can see beyond the great veil! With this sauce I have achieved total awareness of both time and space!
Suddenly, the combat sports chef clutches at his chest.
SERRANO: No...I’m just having a heart attack.
Several days later, after checking out of the nearest hospital, Crystal Ward catches up with Serrano to get his first comments since joining Project: Honor.
CRYSTAL WARD: “I’m here with renown combat sports’ chef, “The Heater” Serrano Poblano. Please tell us, Serrano, after your recent medical emergency, are you prepared for a career with Project: Honor?”
SERRANO: “Does a bear’s anus explode in the woods after eating my chili? Of course I’m ready! No one is prepared for the spicy flavors I’m serving up!”
CRYSTAL WARD: “And what are your thoughts on your debut match?”
SERRANO: “I am teaming with a pair of legendary grapplers who are no doubt the best this business has ever seen! Together we’re going to bring the heat to Mr. Jackson, Mr. Williams, and Ms. Elle!”
CRYSTAL WARD: “And your heart won’t be an issue?”
SERRANO: “Does rattlesnake venom boil at 350 degrees? No it won’t be an issue, because I have more heart than anyone! I literally had three hearts surgically implanted at the age of 13 just in case something like this ever happened! At Public Execution, I will start paddling up that river of gravy until I defeat Ms. DeDraca herself!”
CRYSTAL WARD: “Well then, thank you for those comments and best of luck on your Project: Honor career!”
Serrano suddenly grabs the microphone out of Crystal’s hand and leans in dangerously close to the camera. As his nostrils flare with tiny puffs of smoke, he has one final message for his opponents.
SERRANO: “No one is ready for the heat!”
Moments later, he clutches the area of his chest where his second heart is located before collapsing on the pavement, bringing the scene to its conclusion.
SERRANO: Finally, after years of traveling the world and studying under the greatest culinary masters, my ultimate creation is almost ready!
He dips a wooden spoon into one of the many steaming pots and then holds it up to his nose so he can take in a deep whiff. For a moment, his eyes roll into the back of his head before he precariously sticks out his tongue and dips it into the spoon’s red saucy mixture.
SERRANO: CHRIST ON A CRUTCH! MAMA MIA! HOT, HOT, HOT!!!
He throws the spoon across the kitchen, and when it bounces off a nearby wall the sauce begins to dissolve the paint as well as the construction material underneath!
SERRANO: I’ve done it! I’ve created a sauce so hot that it transcends flavor! The cosmos has opened up to me! I can see beyond the great veil! With this sauce I have achieved total awareness of both time and space!
Suddenly, the combat sports chef clutches at his chest.
SERRANO: No...I’m just having a heart attack.
Several days later, after checking out of the nearest hospital, Crystal Ward catches up with Serrano to get his first comments since joining Project: Honor.
CRYSTAL WARD: “I’m here with renown combat sports’ chef, “The Heater” Serrano Poblano. Please tell us, Serrano, after your recent medical emergency, are you prepared for a career with Project: Honor?”
SERRANO: “Does a bear’s anus explode in the woods after eating my chili? Of course I’m ready! No one is prepared for the spicy flavors I’m serving up!”
CRYSTAL WARD: “And what are your thoughts on your debut match?”
SERRANO: “I am teaming with a pair of legendary grapplers who are no doubt the best this business has ever seen! Together we’re going to bring the heat to Mr. Jackson, Mr. Williams, and Ms. Elle!”
CRYSTAL WARD: “And your heart won’t be an issue?”
SERRANO: “Does rattlesnake venom boil at 350 degrees? No it won’t be an issue, because I have more heart than anyone! I literally had three hearts surgically implanted at the age of 13 just in case something like this ever happened! At Public Execution, I will start paddling up that river of gravy until I defeat Ms. DeDraca herself!”
CRYSTAL WARD: “Well then, thank you for those comments and best of luck on your Project: Honor career!”
Serrano suddenly grabs the microphone out of Crystal’s hand and leans in dangerously close to the camera. As his nostrils flare with tiny puffs of smoke, he has one final message for his opponents.
SERRANO: “No one is ready for the heat!”
Moments later, he clutches the area of his chest where his second heart is located before collapsing on the pavement, bringing the scene to its conclusion.