Post by zacktyler on Mar 24, 2021 1:33:09 GMT -5
The scene begins in first person mode (for all you gamer idiots) or being the eyes of the person for those who don’t follow that crap. For argument's sake of this, let’s say it takes place in Greece since this is where this stupidly named Wired Consequences event is taking place. Oh, and for those of you who think I only pay attention to the card, I actually got a notification from Project:Honor which was a shock to me too. I guess when this new phone updated, I’m getting notifications now when my name is mentioned. So I checked it out and wouldn’t you know, I get mentioned again by this time, old lesbian lover herself Clara Olson (the not-so famous Olson twin’s illegitimate bobble headed sister). So I get to reading her scathing tabloid that Project:Honor produces of hers called THE EDGE. I never actually paid attention to it until I’m mentioned, then I’ll see what has to be said. And well, in this one I think it was #11, I was mentioned.
Now of course, everyone else who’s on the card for Wired Consequences was mentioned too, but when it came to the match I was in, I skipped ahead to that part. See, the match I’m in, it’s a title match but not just any title. No, this title is the Ascension Championship. Sounds familiar don’t it? Yeah, I was in another match for this title and that didn’t work out. I don’t know if it’s because I dressed better than the guy who writes columns for this company or what, but I didn’t get any good vibes from anyone going into that match or on Twitter when I got home and hell, actually on the Project:Honor website either on their message boards. I mean I’m still getting heat from everyone because of a drunken post I did where I got names mixed up. I think it was from that guy that says fuck a lot but don’t quote me on that.
But yeah, let me get back to this thing that wrote about me. I said that when I got here, I never wanted a title or anything like that but to be a part of the company and now because I did that, I’m getting nothing but heat still and looked like I’m nothing but a jobber basically. Sorry, for you stupid people who don’t get wrestling terms, a jobber is someone who puts people over whether you have actual talent or not. So a key of advice, don’t piss off anyone who’s friends with management or they’ll go back and tell management that you did this or said that or you’ll find yourself jobbing to someone or being put in dark matches (non-televised) so nobody on TV can see you and you’re just a number to them so they can fill up their roster.
Man, I’m really off topic here. See, I was going to talk about this match and I got to talking about how this company treats real talent. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah, the Ascension Championship. This title would be like a low title like let’s say an Intercontinental title or United States title or something, you know, something that’s nowhere near a tag or Heavyweight title. Now I’m not saying that everyone who’s in this match doesn’t deserve it ‘cause they’re good. If they weren't, I’m sure management wouldn’t have hired you. So with that said, I was hired by management because I’m good or was it because I was a spot to fill? Your pathetic half-brained columnists for your website seem to think that I’m nothing but a joke or the water head that you include in things to save face but walk past like ‘yeah he’s just there’. No, I’m overlooked because I’m stuck in the back of somebody’s mind that I’m the guy that screwed up one time and now I’ve been busting my ass ever since to makeup for that one thing.
I’m done trying to kiss ass but instead I’m going to start kicking ass and that’s not just to the people in the match. I’m sick of having to ask to do things. Whatever I want, I’m going to go after and if it’s the middle of a match, I’ll get you disqualified or I’ll get arrested for beating the hell out of whoever and take what I want and show management that I found out about your little invisible leash to hold me back. I know my worth and I know that my product is better than everyone in this match put together or any match I’m put in, because I know I’m more than just this title or being just a name on the card to fill a spot. You actually think that Daniel Horror or Crash Rodriquez or even Kasey Winterborn is in my league? Yeah of course we think that Eli Atlas is because he’s the champion. But does that make him better? Maybe he was better on one night when it counted and that’s why he’s champion, but time is overdo to show everyone in this match and you stupid bitches wearing suits and pushing pencils that I’m not backing down from putting each of you on notice.
I don’t care if I have to break everyone in half to get what I want or break the rules, you’re going to notice me and why I came here. Maybe it was right for you to name this Wired Consequences because I’m wired and ready to desamate anyone and everyone and I could give a shit about what the consequences are. I’ve always set out to promise that whoever stands in the ring with me will bleed and when this match is over and I’m standing with that title in my hand, I’m going to look at everyone who ever doubted me and the camera better get a good shot of me flipping everyone off. Better yet, I know who you are, so when the match is over and I walk out with the title I’m coming straight to everyone and I fucking dare you to say something because I will love to kick you in your fucking face and just knock the shit out of you for everything I had to go through and listening to your shit since I got here and after you swallowed your teeth, put my boot in your face and beat the hell out of you some more because you deserve it. No, I take that back, it’s not because you deserve it...it’s because I can. If you don’t like it, then tough shit because it’s going to happen. Come to think of it, it’ll happen regardless if I have the title or not, just having the title will make it even better.
Yeah, I’ll do that. I’d say watch what you say but no, go ahead and say it because I’m sick of playing it safe around here. I’m done sitting back. I hear the ‘left hand’ Hokey-pokey jokes and it’s getting old. Saying I’m out of my league? This isn’t baseball dumbass, the only thing I’m out of is enough hands to strangle your fucking neck for saying that you know what I am. You don’t know a damn thing except sitting behind a damn desk and worrying about if you have enough followers or listeners or likes for your opinions. Well, here’s a fact you can print. Zack Tyler isn’t playing this playschool shit no more. I’m coming after anyone and everyone and I don’t care who’s in my way. You either move or get moved and if I have to move you then I promise you I’m going to make you bleed. Do you read the Bible? Remember in Exodus, people gave blood offerings as a sacrifice? Each of you, prepare yourselves for it is you who will be sacrificed and my day of resurrection is upon us.
Now of course, everyone else who’s on the card for Wired Consequences was mentioned too, but when it came to the match I was in, I skipped ahead to that part. See, the match I’m in, it’s a title match but not just any title. No, this title is the Ascension Championship. Sounds familiar don’t it? Yeah, I was in another match for this title and that didn’t work out. I don’t know if it’s because I dressed better than the guy who writes columns for this company or what, but I didn’t get any good vibes from anyone going into that match or on Twitter when I got home and hell, actually on the Project:Honor website either on their message boards. I mean I’m still getting heat from everyone because of a drunken post I did where I got names mixed up. I think it was from that guy that says fuck a lot but don’t quote me on that.
But yeah, let me get back to this thing that wrote about me. I said that when I got here, I never wanted a title or anything like that but to be a part of the company and now because I did that, I’m getting nothing but heat still and looked like I’m nothing but a jobber basically. Sorry, for you stupid people who don’t get wrestling terms, a jobber is someone who puts people over whether you have actual talent or not. So a key of advice, don’t piss off anyone who’s friends with management or they’ll go back and tell management that you did this or said that or you’ll find yourself jobbing to someone or being put in dark matches (non-televised) so nobody on TV can see you and you’re just a number to them so they can fill up their roster.
Man, I’m really off topic here. See, I was going to talk about this match and I got to talking about how this company treats real talent. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah, the Ascension Championship. This title would be like a low title like let’s say an Intercontinental title or United States title or something, you know, something that’s nowhere near a tag or Heavyweight title. Now I’m not saying that everyone who’s in this match doesn’t deserve it ‘cause they’re good. If they weren't, I’m sure management wouldn’t have hired you. So with that said, I was hired by management because I’m good or was it because I was a spot to fill? Your pathetic half-brained columnists for your website seem to think that I’m nothing but a joke or the water head that you include in things to save face but walk past like ‘yeah he’s just there’. No, I’m overlooked because I’m stuck in the back of somebody’s mind that I’m the guy that screwed up one time and now I’ve been busting my ass ever since to makeup for that one thing.
I’m done trying to kiss ass but instead I’m going to start kicking ass and that’s not just to the people in the match. I’m sick of having to ask to do things. Whatever I want, I’m going to go after and if it’s the middle of a match, I’ll get you disqualified or I’ll get arrested for beating the hell out of whoever and take what I want and show management that I found out about your little invisible leash to hold me back. I know my worth and I know that my product is better than everyone in this match put together or any match I’m put in, because I know I’m more than just this title or being just a name on the card to fill a spot. You actually think that Daniel Horror or Crash Rodriquez or even Kasey Winterborn is in my league? Yeah of course we think that Eli Atlas is because he’s the champion. But does that make him better? Maybe he was better on one night when it counted and that’s why he’s champion, but time is overdo to show everyone in this match and you stupid bitches wearing suits and pushing pencils that I’m not backing down from putting each of you on notice.
I don’t care if I have to break everyone in half to get what I want or break the rules, you’re going to notice me and why I came here. Maybe it was right for you to name this Wired Consequences because I’m wired and ready to desamate anyone and everyone and I could give a shit about what the consequences are. I’ve always set out to promise that whoever stands in the ring with me will bleed and when this match is over and I’m standing with that title in my hand, I’m going to look at everyone who ever doubted me and the camera better get a good shot of me flipping everyone off. Better yet, I know who you are, so when the match is over and I walk out with the title I’m coming straight to everyone and I fucking dare you to say something because I will love to kick you in your fucking face and just knock the shit out of you for everything I had to go through and listening to your shit since I got here and after you swallowed your teeth, put my boot in your face and beat the hell out of you some more because you deserve it. No, I take that back, it’s not because you deserve it...it’s because I can. If you don’t like it, then tough shit because it’s going to happen. Come to think of it, it’ll happen regardless if I have the title or not, just having the title will make it even better.
Yeah, I’ll do that. I’d say watch what you say but no, go ahead and say it because I’m sick of playing it safe around here. I’m done sitting back. I hear the ‘left hand’ Hokey-pokey jokes and it’s getting old. Saying I’m out of my league? This isn’t baseball dumbass, the only thing I’m out of is enough hands to strangle your fucking neck for saying that you know what I am. You don’t know a damn thing except sitting behind a damn desk and worrying about if you have enough followers or listeners or likes for your opinions. Well, here’s a fact you can print. Zack Tyler isn’t playing this playschool shit no more. I’m coming after anyone and everyone and I don’t care who’s in my way. You either move or get moved and if I have to move you then I promise you I’m going to make you bleed. Do you read the Bible? Remember in Exodus, people gave blood offerings as a sacrifice? Each of you, prepare yourselves for it is you who will be sacrificed and my day of resurrection is upon us.