Post by PH RECORDS on Nov 29, 2020 18:33:09 GMT -5
<center> (The scene opens to Jay Vaughn sitting in HIS OWN locker room talking on his phone.)
Jay - Yes Osh you where right he is definitely a lot to handle. How did you put up with him for so long. Yes I know he is a great wrestler but his energy is a lot to take in to say the least.
(The door to the locker room gets kicked open. Jonny C runs into the locker room dressed as Doc Brown from back to the future.)
Jonny - Jay thank god I found you. I just kicked like five doors in we need to talk about your kids......I mean I was doing some investigating on our match last week and I got something.
Jay - I'm on the phone with my uncle, and what the hell are you wearing man.
Jonny - Its my investigation clothing I had to go back to the past to look into the match so now I'm back here in the future just gimmie the phone we dont have time for this.
(Jonny walks over and takes the phone from Jay)
Jonny - Hey buddy long time no talk. yes yes I'm taking great care of your nephew. I know I am the best wrestler to ever step into a ring and you're glad I'm the one with him here. Yes I was always better than you Osh I know that. you're right you couldn't even lace my boots.
Jay - Osh said none of that.
(Jonny throws the phone at the wall)
Jonny - No he hung up a while ago pretty much as soon as he heard my voice. But I found something man. You shouldn't have been pinned.
Jay - What the hell man that was my phone.
Jonny - We have no time.
Jay - What are you talking about?
Jonny - It was a fast count man. I rewatched it from like 88 angles. The ref counted fast. We should have won that match but the screw job is in. It's a whole conspiracy I haven't slept in like 5 days.
Jay - I would assume you brought some kind of proof.
Jonny - Well no not exactly but if you can get my some more plutonium I can get us back there to watch it again and you will see.
Jay - Or a much easier solution would be to just go to the internet and watch the match on Project Honors network.
Jonny - I was unaware they had one of those. That would have been far easier than falling on the toilet and hitting my head then learning how to bend the space time continuum.
Jay - Look I was the one who got pinned. It was not a fast count. we lost clean.
Jonny - You lost clean you mean.
Jay - Yes Jonny I lost. Even know we showed up and gave it our all and almost no one else did I lost. I have come to terms with that and so should you.
Jonny - Nah I don't think I will. I'm telling you they got it in for us cause we took someone else's locker room and that apparently pissed some people off. We weren't even in the door here 5 minutes and we managed to get on the bad side of the owner and Booker's. That has got to be some kind of record. Shit our match last show was a headliner. Now we have fallen to early mid card. Who do these assholes think they are. We are far better than that. We are clearly top their talent and its bullcrap they are treating us like this. It's been almost 2 weeks since the last show and how many of them have we seen on camera like 3. I know nothing about these Jabronis we are fighting this week. Again I searched high and low in the arena and couldn't find them anywhere. I was laying in wait hoping to see or hear something from them but like last show its last minute or nothing here I guess.
(Jonny and Jay smirk and look directly into the camera)
Jay - That's definitely a problem here that's for sure. You need to snap out of it and get off your conspiracy theory crap. Yes we are better then most of the people here and that's a fact that we know. we will just have to show them that.
Jonny - Ok agree to disagree then. I still feel they are going to hold us down but we will see. I still can't believe we are so early on the card. honestly who is Vagina Bramovich. I have never seen or of heard of him.
Jay - Jesus Jonny is Ragna.
Jonny - Like the pasta sause?
Jay - No that's Ragu.
Jonny - Whatever it is you suck man. I got not nothing else. Like legit nothing. Im not trying to be funny or anything. I think this is your first match here so there's that I guess. It will be your first and last match here. The beating you will receive from us will go down in history. We have been backed into a corner. Lost our first match after running our mouths about how great we are. That's not a good look so we need to make a statement this week. Ragu I hate to tell you this hurt unfortunately for you, you're the statement. #sorrynotsorry
Jay - Did you just hashtag your own statement.
Jonny - Yup. A statement is needed Jay you know thats just as much as I do. We will not repeat the mistakes of last show. I have never been more ready in my life to enter a match than I an this week. Ragu is first name on my list. I'm starting with him and working my way to the top.
Jay - Wow. You know this is another tag match for us right. Alex Kincaid is the other person.
Jonny - Who
Jay - Alex Kincaid.
Jonny - Are you sure?
Jay - Yes its Alex Kincaid
Jonny - You can say his name as much as you want that's not going to make me know who he is. This dude has clearly done nothing here and means nothing to me.
Jay - You're infuriating.
Jonny - Thank you very much
Jay - That's not a complement.
Jonny - Neither is InFamous but I wear that like a badge of honor.
Jay - You know I have always wanted to ask about that.
Jonny - I don't know if you know this or not but I love to run my mouth and I never care what anyone says. My goal is piss everyone off and make them all hate me. I want them to be scared of me. Scared of how much they love me. Yes I run my mouth and have a terrible reputation but I back it up in the ring. I will call you every name in the book but your real one just to get under your skin. I learned to not care what people think about me along time ago. That's precisely why embraced Infamous. All that really matters is what I think of my self. I think very highly of myself.
Jay - That's painfully obvious.
Jonny - So that's why I don't care who we are fighting this week. Ragu and Kincaid are nothing more than a speed bump on my road to the top. I won't even remember this match next week. It means nothing to me. Ragu and Kincaid mean nothing to me. Not that they could ever because they are ghosting us like we are clingy valley girls.
Jay - Damn tell them why your mad.
Jonny - Oh I'm mad alright. I wanted to make a huge impact last show and I didnt. I let myself down and that will not happen again. There will be no more missteps on my climb to the top. I dragged a huge ladder out and made a whole proclamation about being at the top and I lost. I simply wont stand for anything other than greatness. I hope myself to a much higher standard. I AM THE BEST TO EVER DO THIS GOD DAMMIT.
Jay - Next to me of course.
Jonny - One day we will see Jay. We will meet in that ring and once and for all I will show that Jonny C is better than any Vaughn. That day is not today though Distinction is now firing on all cylinders and will be for some time and that's not a good thing for Ragu and Kincaid.
Jay - Wow I actually agree with you for once.
Jonny - Then I'm dangerously close to making sense. That's never happened before. Either way proving ground is fast approaching and I couldn't be anymore excited. Welcome to the show kincaid and ragu to bad its your last performance.
Jay - Well alright then. I guess there is nothing more to be said.
(Jonny walks over to the camera and grabs it and looks into it.)
Jonny - See you in the ring
Jay - I Just said there was nothing else to say.
Jonny - Two things Jay I hardly ever listen to what you say, and I wanted to have to last word. It's my promo after all.
(Jonny and Jay start laughing and push the camera man out of the locker room and slam the door closed)</center>
Jay - Yes Osh you where right he is definitely a lot to handle. How did you put up with him for so long. Yes I know he is a great wrestler but his energy is a lot to take in to say the least.
(The door to the locker room gets kicked open. Jonny C runs into the locker room dressed as Doc Brown from back to the future.)
Jonny - Jay thank god I found you. I just kicked like five doors in we need to talk about your kids......I mean I was doing some investigating on our match last week and I got something.
Jay - I'm on the phone with my uncle, and what the hell are you wearing man.
Jonny - Its my investigation clothing I had to go back to the past to look into the match so now I'm back here in the future just gimmie the phone we dont have time for this.
(Jonny walks over and takes the phone from Jay)
Jonny - Hey buddy long time no talk. yes yes I'm taking great care of your nephew. I know I am the best wrestler to ever step into a ring and you're glad I'm the one with him here. Yes I was always better than you Osh I know that. you're right you couldn't even lace my boots.
Jay - Osh said none of that.
(Jonny throws the phone at the wall)
Jonny - No he hung up a while ago pretty much as soon as he heard my voice. But I found something man. You shouldn't have been pinned.
Jay - What the hell man that was my phone.
Jonny - We have no time.
Jay - What are you talking about?
Jonny - It was a fast count man. I rewatched it from like 88 angles. The ref counted fast. We should have won that match but the screw job is in. It's a whole conspiracy I haven't slept in like 5 days.
Jay - I would assume you brought some kind of proof.
Jonny - Well no not exactly but if you can get my some more plutonium I can get us back there to watch it again and you will see.
Jay - Or a much easier solution would be to just go to the internet and watch the match on Project Honors network.
Jonny - I was unaware they had one of those. That would have been far easier than falling on the toilet and hitting my head then learning how to bend the space time continuum.
Jay - Look I was the one who got pinned. It was not a fast count. we lost clean.
Jonny - You lost clean you mean.
Jay - Yes Jonny I lost. Even know we showed up and gave it our all and almost no one else did I lost. I have come to terms with that and so should you.
Jonny - Nah I don't think I will. I'm telling you they got it in for us cause we took someone else's locker room and that apparently pissed some people off. We weren't even in the door here 5 minutes and we managed to get on the bad side of the owner and Booker's. That has got to be some kind of record. Shit our match last show was a headliner. Now we have fallen to early mid card. Who do these assholes think they are. We are far better than that. We are clearly top their talent and its bullcrap they are treating us like this. It's been almost 2 weeks since the last show and how many of them have we seen on camera like 3. I know nothing about these Jabronis we are fighting this week. Again I searched high and low in the arena and couldn't find them anywhere. I was laying in wait hoping to see or hear something from them but like last show its last minute or nothing here I guess.
(Jonny and Jay smirk and look directly into the camera)
Jay - That's definitely a problem here that's for sure. You need to snap out of it and get off your conspiracy theory crap. Yes we are better then most of the people here and that's a fact that we know. we will just have to show them that.
Jonny - Ok agree to disagree then. I still feel they are going to hold us down but we will see. I still can't believe we are so early on the card. honestly who is Vagina Bramovich. I have never seen or of heard of him.
Jay - Jesus Jonny is Ragna.
Jonny - Like the pasta sause?
Jay - No that's Ragu.
Jonny - Whatever it is you suck man. I got not nothing else. Like legit nothing. Im not trying to be funny or anything. I think this is your first match here so there's that I guess. It will be your first and last match here. The beating you will receive from us will go down in history. We have been backed into a corner. Lost our first match after running our mouths about how great we are. That's not a good look so we need to make a statement this week. Ragu I hate to tell you this hurt unfortunately for you, you're the statement. #sorrynotsorry
Jay - Did you just hashtag your own statement.
Jonny - Yup. A statement is needed Jay you know thats just as much as I do. We will not repeat the mistakes of last show. I have never been more ready in my life to enter a match than I an this week. Ragu is first name on my list. I'm starting with him and working my way to the top.
Jay - Wow. You know this is another tag match for us right. Alex Kincaid is the other person.
Jonny - Who
Jay - Alex Kincaid.
Jonny - Are you sure?
Jay - Yes its Alex Kincaid
Jonny - You can say his name as much as you want that's not going to make me know who he is. This dude has clearly done nothing here and means nothing to me.
Jay - You're infuriating.
Jonny - Thank you very much
Jay - That's not a complement.
Jonny - Neither is InFamous but I wear that like a badge of honor.
Jay - You know I have always wanted to ask about that.
Jonny - I don't know if you know this or not but I love to run my mouth and I never care what anyone says. My goal is piss everyone off and make them all hate me. I want them to be scared of me. Scared of how much they love me. Yes I run my mouth and have a terrible reputation but I back it up in the ring. I will call you every name in the book but your real one just to get under your skin. I learned to not care what people think about me along time ago. That's precisely why embraced Infamous. All that really matters is what I think of my self. I think very highly of myself.
Jay - That's painfully obvious.
Jonny - So that's why I don't care who we are fighting this week. Ragu and Kincaid are nothing more than a speed bump on my road to the top. I won't even remember this match next week. It means nothing to me. Ragu and Kincaid mean nothing to me. Not that they could ever because they are ghosting us like we are clingy valley girls.
Jay - Damn tell them why your mad.
Jonny - Oh I'm mad alright. I wanted to make a huge impact last show and I didnt. I let myself down and that will not happen again. There will be no more missteps on my climb to the top. I dragged a huge ladder out and made a whole proclamation about being at the top and I lost. I simply wont stand for anything other than greatness. I hope myself to a much higher standard. I AM THE BEST TO EVER DO THIS GOD DAMMIT.
Jay - Next to me of course.
Jonny - One day we will see Jay. We will meet in that ring and once and for all I will show that Jonny C is better than any Vaughn. That day is not today though Distinction is now firing on all cylinders and will be for some time and that's not a good thing for Ragu and Kincaid.
Jay - Wow I actually agree with you for once.
Jonny - Then I'm dangerously close to making sense. That's never happened before. Either way proving ground is fast approaching and I couldn't be anymore excited. Welcome to the show kincaid and ragu to bad its your last performance.
Jay - Well alright then. I guess there is nothing more to be said.
(Jonny walks over to the camera and grabs it and looks into it.)
Jonny - See you in the ring
Jay - I Just said there was nothing else to say.
Jonny - Two things Jay I hardly ever listen to what you say, and I wanted to have to last word. It's my promo after all.
(Jonny and Jay start laughing and push the camera man out of the locker room and slam the door closed)</center>