#HOOT4HIRE Project: Beans
Mar 2, 2021 1:32:37 GMT -5
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Post by Alice Knight on Mar 2, 2021 1:32:37 GMT -5
#OWLisNIGHT Video Blog Episode 22 "#HOOT4HIRE Project: Beans." ((on YOUTUBE))
Alice: So my sweet Owlies out there watching this... I was thinking about my wrestling career. Seems I've been on kind of a losing streak. That happens to everyone though. I'm sure Mohamed Alia lost a few fights too. It happens. Happens to all of us. The thing you have to do is when you fall down. Just get back up... and pull your underpants up too. If... that is if your underpants were pulled down. I'm... I'm not talking about rape or anything. I am talking about in ring fighting. BUT HERE IS A TIP FOR YOU LADIES! And boys too... If you are about to be raped, poop your pants. No one is going near a poopy pants.
Alice takes a mouthful of beans.
Alice: Anyway, the point I am making is after a few attempts at in ring returns. I never gave it my 100%. Only 99.9% present. Which just isn't enough these days. I watch guys like James Raven and Shawn Warstein owning it in the ring. Betsy and Elena in Project: Honor.... Everyone there is at the top of their game. And I am bit jealous... envious. I just haven't been focused on my wrestling. Been busy with helping animals find homes. Even bees. Been dealing with my mustard "Owl Is Mustard" business going belly up. Even with bee flavor. And my art paintings of, yes, you guessed it... BEES! All flopped. It's time to stop messing around and get back to what made me a star. Made me a somebody. So i printed off a couple of resumes, head shots and I am spending some of the last money I have and am flying to Italy to catch the Fallout show there. And I shall run into management and demand they give me a job. Demand they put in on their show and roster. And... and demand that they demand me to demand them... to demand a ... demand?
Alice nods.
Alice: So that's why I put out an online petition, Owlies. It's called SIGN OWL IS NIGHT TO PROJECT: HONOR! Googlie it. And I will bring that signed petition to Italy with me... trust me... this will work. That's so true, that I am literally SPILLING THE BEANS!
Alice dumps over her pot of beans as they sloppily fall to the floor. Alice looks concerned.
Alice: Damn, I should have thought this through... yes... yes... damn it! That's gonna stain... shit... what was I thinking? God damn it!
Alice's webcam feed cuts out.
