Post by PH RECORDS on Nov 29, 2020 17:45:09 GMT -5
<center> An all black dodge charger comes speeding into the parking lot. a metal ladder is barely strapped on to the roof. The charger barrels right passed the security booth with out even slowing down. The car comes to a stop parked across 3 spaces. Jonny C steps out of the driver side and begins to untie the ladder. A Security guard comes running over.
Security Guard - Hey you didn't even stop back there to let me check you in and you definitely can't park here.
Jonny C - I don't check in with anyone let alone a minimum wage guard who doesn't matter at all to me. Also I am going to park here and there is nothing you can do about it because you're insignificant.
Security Guard - Who do you think you are?
Jonny C - I am Infamous Jonny C. The greatest wrestler to ever set foot in a ring. Also in the newest addition to Honorable wrestling.
Security Guard - I have never heard of you and that's not even the name of this wrestling promotion.
Jonny C - Yes you have heard of me. Everyone knows who I am. You're just star struck and forgot everything you once knew. Also I don't care what the name here is. I will call it whatever i want.
(Jay Vaughan steps out of the passenger side if the car. )
Jay - Damn Jonny I thought we would lose that ladder at least 5 different times you barely strapped it down. Who the hell is this.
Jonny - I don't know his name but he was just leaving.
Jay - I don't know why you insisted on getting this ladder for your promo man. its not even a good metaphor.
Jonny C - Jay it's a great prop to use. Its shows exactly what we are going to do here. It let's everyone know what we are all about and what our plans are. We aren't going to be in tag matches forever and they need to know we are here to stay.
Jay - Are we here to stay?
Jonny - For now absolutely. After a few weeks we will have to reevaluate the situation and see if this place is worth our time.
(Jonny takes the ladder down and sets it up next to his car.)
Jonny - Each rung of this ladder is a level. The lowest rung being the very bottom level and the top is obviously the top. Myself and Jay made our presence known at Hell on Earth. You would think that would would mean we are starting at the bottom and working our way to the top. But that's just not true. We sat in the back the whole show and kept very close eyes on all this supposed talent and frankly we weren't impressed. Hell I forgot everyone's name as soon as the match ended. Not one of you made a lasting impression.
(Jonny climbs up the ladder and sits in the very top.)
Jay - I hope you fall off that damn thing
Jonny - I got this man. Jay and I are starting from here. We are the peak of talent. A #1 if you will. Even your Booker knows that because we where put at the top of the card. They know we aren't curtain jerkers. we aren't pop corn matches or mid card. People pay big money to see Jay and I do our thing. A tag team match is a big deal because you will see both of use in the same match and that's worth the price of admission right there. No one else on the card even matters. I have done no homework on the people we are fighting either. I know nothing about them. well that's not 100% I know one of them is named after thors hammer. Mjolnir.
Jay - Nope that's not right its Myojin
Jonny - Wait its not, Mjolnir would be a much better name. I mean being named after a mighty weapon of the gods would be awesome. But I Guess Myojin is good to if you want a name no one can pronounce. ALSO I will put my hair into the biggest top ponytail bun anyone has every seen. How dare you talk about my lushes locks you're named after a god damn hammer.
(Jay puts his hands over his face and shakes his head)
Jay - Again he isnt named after Thors hammer and you care way to much about your hair bro move on.
Jonny - I DO BECAUSE ITS GLORIOUS. Either way it doesn't matter what your name is. No one will remember anyone else from this match. I hear we got a woman in this match. Props to her. She will get to be the first woman to fall victim to the C Section.
Jay - That's not even remotely true.
Jonny - Ha Ha Ha no I guess for woman that's been a thing they have gone through for a long time. But I can guarantee that mine hurts way worse than anything a damn DR can do to her.
Jay - As you pointed out before there is another team. AJ something and Lil Petey.
Jonny - Timberlake isn't it. like Justin. some wanna be pretty boy I'm sure. I honestly don't know who he is and I just don't care. But with a first name like AJ he should be racing cars or skiing or something not standing toe to toe with greatness. LIL FREAKING PETEY huh. I mean I don't know if he is a mentally challenged wanna be rapper or was shamed for having a small Rock Johnson so much the name just stuck. Why would anyone want to be associated with a phallic name and then put Lil in front of it is beyond me. Is that really how he wants to be remembered. Oh what am I talking about he clearly will never be remember for anything other than being one of the "wrestlers" in the debut match of Distinction.
(Jonny jumps off the ladder than picks it up and throws it through the security guards shack.)
Jay - Really man. We brought that all the way here so you could sit on it for five minutes than throw it away
Jonny - Absolutely I did. It was the show that we don't need to climb the proverbial ladder of success we are already at the top. Regardless of what Jay or I says there is no way anyone here is ready for us. I have known and kind of been a part of Jay's Family for ever. His Uncle and I go way back none of it good. I have never liked a Vaughn in my life. That's not to say I don't like their wives but that's a whole can of worms. That should tell everyone how good this kid Jay is. He has a long bloodline of lackluster talent but as the saying goes there is a diamond in the rough sometimes. Jay you're not quite on my level yet this time spent with me and riding with me and seeing me in the ring will get you where you need to be.
Jay - Oh yeah Jonny that's exactly what I need alright.
Jonny - Whatever. Anyway the big debut is in 2 days. In just 48 hours your little world changes when Distinction kicks the door wide open. It's funny you wouldn't know there was a show in 2 days because it seems everyone is hiding. We have looked high and low to try and find the people in our match and it's been a damn Ghost town other than one persons lame, unoriginal, unfunny ridiculous attempt at disgracing my amazing flowing hair. I mean just look at it its parted perfectly, perfect golden color and just the right amount of what I refer to as poof factor here zoom in on it and get nice and close.
Jay - No camera don't do that. Move on Jonny you can show him in the ring how in love with your hair you are. He did piss you off though and that wasn't smart but he had a lot of other shit to talk to.
Jonny - Yeah the most nonsensical bull crap I have ever heard. For real this dude almost put me to sleep it was so boring. Oh Jay I mean he did hit the nail on the head you are definitely air headed and cocky but you're definitely not generic.
Jay - He said I'm cocky huh. Well it ain't bragging if you back it up. You may think I got nothing to show for it but you will find out the hard way that's not true.
Jonny - Damn pissed you off to Jay. Not a smart move at all. I have seen Jay at his best and trust me Mjolnir you aren't in the same league shit you aren't even playing the same game. 1 out of 4 showed face I guess our reputation precedes us. I mean we will keep looking like Louis and Clark for the others but I don't think they are here at all. Man it would suck if they saw they got billed with us and decided it would would be better to not show up rather than be embarrassed. Hell if you showed up we would at least have a little respect for you before we pinned all 4 of you at once for the win. Jay where is this dressing room you stole for us.
Jay - pin all 4 of them at once?
Jonny - Oh yes it's really the only way to assert our Dominance on day one.
Jay - I can see why my family doesn't really like you man. Come on follow me its right down this hall over here.
(Jay and Jonny walk down the hall to their dressing room as Charlie wheels his mop over to clean up the broken ladder.) </center>
Security Guard - Hey you didn't even stop back there to let me check you in and you definitely can't park here.
Jonny C - I don't check in with anyone let alone a minimum wage guard who doesn't matter at all to me. Also I am going to park here and there is nothing you can do about it because you're insignificant.
Security Guard - Who do you think you are?
Jonny C - I am Infamous Jonny C. The greatest wrestler to ever set foot in a ring. Also in the newest addition to Honorable wrestling.
Security Guard - I have never heard of you and that's not even the name of this wrestling promotion.
Jonny C - Yes you have heard of me. Everyone knows who I am. You're just star struck and forgot everything you once knew. Also I don't care what the name here is. I will call it whatever i want.
(Jay Vaughan steps out of the passenger side if the car. )
Jay - Damn Jonny I thought we would lose that ladder at least 5 different times you barely strapped it down. Who the hell is this.
Jonny - I don't know his name but he was just leaving.
Jay - I don't know why you insisted on getting this ladder for your promo man. its not even a good metaphor.
Jonny C - Jay it's a great prop to use. Its shows exactly what we are going to do here. It let's everyone know what we are all about and what our plans are. We aren't going to be in tag matches forever and they need to know we are here to stay.
Jay - Are we here to stay?
Jonny - For now absolutely. After a few weeks we will have to reevaluate the situation and see if this place is worth our time.
(Jonny takes the ladder down and sets it up next to his car.)
Jonny - Each rung of this ladder is a level. The lowest rung being the very bottom level and the top is obviously the top. Myself and Jay made our presence known at Hell on Earth. You would think that would would mean we are starting at the bottom and working our way to the top. But that's just not true. We sat in the back the whole show and kept very close eyes on all this supposed talent and frankly we weren't impressed. Hell I forgot everyone's name as soon as the match ended. Not one of you made a lasting impression.
(Jonny climbs up the ladder and sits in the very top.)
Jay - I hope you fall off that damn thing
Jonny - I got this man. Jay and I are starting from here. We are the peak of talent. A #1 if you will. Even your Booker knows that because we where put at the top of the card. They know we aren't curtain jerkers. we aren't pop corn matches or mid card. People pay big money to see Jay and I do our thing. A tag team match is a big deal because you will see both of use in the same match and that's worth the price of admission right there. No one else on the card even matters. I have done no homework on the people we are fighting either. I know nothing about them. well that's not 100% I know one of them is named after thors hammer. Mjolnir.
Jay - Nope that's not right its Myojin
Jonny - Wait its not, Mjolnir would be a much better name. I mean being named after a mighty weapon of the gods would be awesome. But I Guess Myojin is good to if you want a name no one can pronounce. ALSO I will put my hair into the biggest top ponytail bun anyone has every seen. How dare you talk about my lushes locks you're named after a god damn hammer.
(Jay puts his hands over his face and shakes his head)
Jay - Again he isnt named after Thors hammer and you care way to much about your hair bro move on.
Jonny - I DO BECAUSE ITS GLORIOUS. Either way it doesn't matter what your name is. No one will remember anyone else from this match. I hear we got a woman in this match. Props to her. She will get to be the first woman to fall victim to the C Section.
Jay - That's not even remotely true.
Jonny - Ha Ha Ha no I guess for woman that's been a thing they have gone through for a long time. But I can guarantee that mine hurts way worse than anything a damn DR can do to her.
Jay - As you pointed out before there is another team. AJ something and Lil Petey.
Jonny - Timberlake isn't it. like Justin. some wanna be pretty boy I'm sure. I honestly don't know who he is and I just don't care. But with a first name like AJ he should be racing cars or skiing or something not standing toe to toe with greatness. LIL FREAKING PETEY huh. I mean I don't know if he is a mentally challenged wanna be rapper or was shamed for having a small Rock Johnson so much the name just stuck. Why would anyone want to be associated with a phallic name and then put Lil in front of it is beyond me. Is that really how he wants to be remembered. Oh what am I talking about he clearly will never be remember for anything other than being one of the "wrestlers" in the debut match of Distinction.
(Jonny jumps off the ladder than picks it up and throws it through the security guards shack.)
Jay - Really man. We brought that all the way here so you could sit on it for five minutes than throw it away
Jonny - Absolutely I did. It was the show that we don't need to climb the proverbial ladder of success we are already at the top. Regardless of what Jay or I says there is no way anyone here is ready for us. I have known and kind of been a part of Jay's Family for ever. His Uncle and I go way back none of it good. I have never liked a Vaughn in my life. That's not to say I don't like their wives but that's a whole can of worms. That should tell everyone how good this kid Jay is. He has a long bloodline of lackluster talent but as the saying goes there is a diamond in the rough sometimes. Jay you're not quite on my level yet this time spent with me and riding with me and seeing me in the ring will get you where you need to be.
Jay - Oh yeah Jonny that's exactly what I need alright.
Jonny - Whatever. Anyway the big debut is in 2 days. In just 48 hours your little world changes when Distinction kicks the door wide open. It's funny you wouldn't know there was a show in 2 days because it seems everyone is hiding. We have looked high and low to try and find the people in our match and it's been a damn Ghost town other than one persons lame, unoriginal, unfunny ridiculous attempt at disgracing my amazing flowing hair. I mean just look at it its parted perfectly, perfect golden color and just the right amount of what I refer to as poof factor here zoom in on it and get nice and close.
Jay - No camera don't do that. Move on Jonny you can show him in the ring how in love with your hair you are. He did piss you off though and that wasn't smart but he had a lot of other shit to talk to.
Jonny - Yeah the most nonsensical bull crap I have ever heard. For real this dude almost put me to sleep it was so boring. Oh Jay I mean he did hit the nail on the head you are definitely air headed and cocky but you're definitely not generic.
Jay - He said I'm cocky huh. Well it ain't bragging if you back it up. You may think I got nothing to show for it but you will find out the hard way that's not true.
Jonny - Damn pissed you off to Jay. Not a smart move at all. I have seen Jay at his best and trust me Mjolnir you aren't in the same league shit you aren't even playing the same game. 1 out of 4 showed face I guess our reputation precedes us. I mean we will keep looking like Louis and Clark for the others but I don't think they are here at all. Man it would suck if they saw they got billed with us and decided it would would be better to not show up rather than be embarrassed. Hell if you showed up we would at least have a little respect for you before we pinned all 4 of you at once for the win. Jay where is this dressing room you stole for us.
Jay - pin all 4 of them at once?
Jonny - Oh yes it's really the only way to assert our Dominance on day one.
Jay - I can see why my family doesn't really like you man. Come on follow me its right down this hall over here.
(Jay and Jonny walk down the hall to their dressing room as Charlie wheels his mop over to clean up the broken ladder.) </center>