Post by mrotaku2399 on Jan 26, 2021 1:51:21 GMT -5
The TV was on late that night. it had to be around 3 in the morning. how else would something like this get broadcast? a masterful display of violence and mind blowing spectacle. it was that time of the month again where he'd watch his favorite promotion; Champoon Wrasslin'.
he had become enamoured with postal pat. the man spoke to him. he was just like him. a poor postman trying to make ends meet. this fandom soon turned into a perverse obsession. and by the time he'd finish up with champoon…
well pat knew what he had to do. what his whole life was for. yes pat knew exactly what to do.
soon we flash forward to see pat at the local city office. he hands a paper to a woman at the desk.
Woman: "Are you sure you want to change your name to Pat the Postman?"
Pat: "I've never been more sure of anything in my life ma'am."
Woman: "Well as of today sir, you are now Pat the postman."
she says as she stamps and signs the paper. pat leaves as we flash again, this time in his house. it's present day as we see him sitting with Jess.
Pat: "In my first match of the year i face off against ban- i mean Ozymandeous. a deluded fool devoted to a false god. nothing but a tiny ant on his earth."
pat seems unlike his usual self. a bit on edge from the draft perhaps.
Pat: "I know my record is as abysmal as they come, but wins and loses don't matter to me. the only thing that matters is showing the world that anyone can do anything and to show the poor children that even a measly Pat the postman can even make it with two fists and a fighting chance."
Pat: "Which brings me to dearest Ozy. Oh my sweet child. you've had the displeasure of facing Pat when he's a bit angry. nothing you did Ozy. it's just been a rough week."
Pat: "the post office laid me off. after over two fucking decades of the best work they've ever seen they decided to chew me up and spit me out! saying outside obligations i had were effecting my work! i only joined wrestling because of the constant pay cuts and being shut down because of fucking covid! now how am i even going to…"
Pat catches himself and composes himself before continuing.
Pat: "i do apologize for my outburst. that was very unbecoming of me. please don't hate us after hearing such crude language. i love you all so much and would never want you to hate postmen because of me."
Pat: "i suppose i should continue to talk about Ozy yes. just because i'm untrained doesn't mean i won't give you a knuckle sandwich. i will give you a fight for the postalmen. for the heroes who get no credit or love. because i am nothing without them. thank you."
he had become enamoured with postal pat. the man spoke to him. he was just like him. a poor postman trying to make ends meet. this fandom soon turned into a perverse obsession. and by the time he'd finish up with champoon…
well pat knew what he had to do. what his whole life was for. yes pat knew exactly what to do.
soon we flash forward to see pat at the local city office. he hands a paper to a woman at the desk.
Woman: "Are you sure you want to change your name to Pat the Postman?"
Pat: "I've never been more sure of anything in my life ma'am."
Woman: "Well as of today sir, you are now Pat the postman."
she says as she stamps and signs the paper. pat leaves as we flash again, this time in his house. it's present day as we see him sitting with Jess.
Pat: "In my first match of the year i face off against ban- i mean Ozymandeous. a deluded fool devoted to a false god. nothing but a tiny ant on his earth."
pat seems unlike his usual self. a bit on edge from the draft perhaps.
Pat: "I know my record is as abysmal as they come, but wins and loses don't matter to me. the only thing that matters is showing the world that anyone can do anything and to show the poor children that even a measly Pat the postman can even make it with two fists and a fighting chance."
Pat: "Which brings me to dearest Ozy. Oh my sweet child. you've had the displeasure of facing Pat when he's a bit angry. nothing you did Ozy. it's just been a rough week."
Pat: "the post office laid me off. after over two fucking decades of the best work they've ever seen they decided to chew me up and spit me out! saying outside obligations i had were effecting my work! i only joined wrestling because of the constant pay cuts and being shut down because of fucking covid! now how am i even going to…"
Pat catches himself and composes himself before continuing.
Pat: "i do apologize for my outburst. that was very unbecoming of me. please don't hate us after hearing such crude language. i love you all so much and would never want you to hate postmen because of me."
Pat: "i suppose i should continue to talk about Ozy yes. just because i'm untrained doesn't mean i won't give you a knuckle sandwich. i will give you a fight for the postalmen. for the heroes who get no credit or love. because i am nothing without them. thank you."