Post by DIANA on May 24, 2022 14:48:57 GMT -5
Going Home - Chapter 01
May 24th, 8 PM - Charlotte, North Carolina
It's Tuesday afternoon, DIANA and Andrei are at their hotel room. DIANA has been packing her bags all day and judging by her Twitter it sounds like her and Andrei are going somewhere. DIANA is looking through her bags on the balcony and seems worried about something.
DIANA
"ANDREI!?"
Andrei
"What is it?"
DIANA
"Did you already pack my Nintendo Switch?"
Andrei
"Uhh... sure!"
DIANA goes back into the hotel room and finds Andrei laying on the couch and playing on her Nintendo Switch.
DIANA
"Hey! That's mine!"
DIANA tries to take her Nintendo Switch back from Andrei but Andrei quickly gets up and pulls it away from her.
Andrei
"Who paid for it?"
DIANA looks angry and crosses her arms and then sighs.
DIANA
"You did..."
Andrei
"Exactly."
DIANA
"But we need to pack up if we wanna leave quickly."
Andrei
"Right, here."
Andrei turns off the Switch and hands it to DIANA who goes and puts it in the bag. Andrei looks through the end table next to their bed and finds DIANA's first aid box, he opens it and finds two perfectly rolled blunts.
Andrei
"DIANA?"
DIANA
"Yeah?"
Andrei
"Remember how I took a rain check?"
DIANA
"What?"
DIANA walks back into the hotel room and finds Andrei with a perfectly rolled blunt in his hand.
DIANA
"Oh my god."
Andrei
"We can't take this with us."
DIANA
"I see what you're saying, we shouldn't waste precious weed... right?"
Andrei
"So I guess there's only one thing we can do."
We suddenly skip ahead in time and DIANA and Andrei are very high and they're sitting on the floor next to their bed.
Andrei
"Is there anything you're gonna miss about America?"
DIANA
"No, this place is a fucking shithole."
DIANA and Andrei both laugh.
DIANA
"Is there anything you wanna do before we leave?"
Andrei
"Four things: I wanna kick Casimir on the balls, I wanna have a drink with an old British man, I wanna find M.A.N, and you."
DIANA
"Me? Me what?"
Andrei
"You, I wanna do you."
DIANA looks shocked and giggles, Andrei gives her a cheeky smile and a wink.
DIANA
"Well I suppose that can be arranged."
DIANA crawls over to Andrei and kisses him on the lips, we fade to black and the rest of what happens is left to your imagination.
May 24th, 8 PM - Charlotte, North Carolina
It's Tuesday afternoon, DIANA and Andrei are at their hotel room. DIANA has been packing her bags all day and judging by her Twitter it sounds like her and Andrei are going somewhere. DIANA is looking through her bags on the balcony and seems worried about something.
DIANA
"ANDREI!?"
Andrei
"What is it?"
DIANA
"Did you already pack my Nintendo Switch?"
Andrei
"Uhh... sure!"
DIANA goes back into the hotel room and finds Andrei laying on the couch and playing on her Nintendo Switch.
DIANA
"Hey! That's mine!"
DIANA tries to take her Nintendo Switch back from Andrei but Andrei quickly gets up and pulls it away from her.
Andrei
"Who paid for it?"
DIANA looks angry and crosses her arms and then sighs.
DIANA
"You did..."
Andrei
"Exactly."
DIANA
"But we need to pack up if we wanna leave quickly."
Andrei
"Right, here."
Andrei turns off the Switch and hands it to DIANA who goes and puts it in the bag. Andrei looks through the end table next to their bed and finds DIANA's first aid box, he opens it and finds two perfectly rolled blunts.
Andrei
"DIANA?"
DIANA
"Yeah?"
Andrei
"Remember how I took a rain check?"
DIANA
"What?"
DIANA walks back into the hotel room and finds Andrei with a perfectly rolled blunt in his hand.
DIANA
"Oh my god."
Andrei
"We can't take this with us."
DIANA
"I see what you're saying, we shouldn't waste precious weed... right?"
Andrei
"So I guess there's only one thing we can do."
We suddenly skip ahead in time and DIANA and Andrei are very high and they're sitting on the floor next to their bed.
Andrei
"Is there anything you're gonna miss about America?"
DIANA
"No, this place is a fucking shithole."
DIANA and Andrei both laugh.
DIANA
"Is there anything you wanna do before we leave?"
Andrei
"Four things: I wanna kick Casimir on the balls, I wanna have a drink with an old British man, I wanna find M.A.N, and you."
DIANA
"Me? Me what?"
Andrei
"You, I wanna do you."
DIANA looks shocked and giggles, Andrei gives her a cheeky smile and a wink.
DIANA
"Well I suppose that can be arranged."
DIANA crawls over to Andrei and kisses him on the lips, we fade to black and the rest of what happens is left to your imagination.