Post by Casimir The Clown on Apr 24, 2022 20:27:13 GMT -5
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April 24th, 2022 - 11 PM
Casimir is at his motel room, he's wiping off his clown makeup and is getting ready for a sit-down interview with the New York Times. Casimir finishes taking off his makeup and there's a knock on the door. Casimir opens the door and a reporter walks in.
Casimir: "Come on in, let's get this started."
Casimir brings the reporter a chair and he sits down on his bed.
Reporter: "I'm just going to ask you a couple of questions and take a few pictures afterwards if that's okay with you."
Casimir: "Sure, sure let's get it started."
Reporter: "So... "Casimir The Clown", how did you come up with this persona?"
Casimir chuckles a little bit.
Casimir: "Persona? There's no persona. I've been Casimir The Clown for as long as I can remember."
Reporter: "And how long is that?"
Casimir: "I- I don't know. My childhood is a blur and the last thing I remember from my childhood is taking my girlfriend Cindy home from school."
Reporter: "So... you really don't remember how old you are?"
Casimir: "I have no clue... could be 50... 60... hell I could be a 100 years old."
Reporter: "Moving on... so if Casimir isn't a persona... what is he?"
Casimir: "Casimir is me... Casimir is not a character. Casimir is what characters fear... characters like Virgil Barrick."
Reporter: "How well do you know Mr. Barrick?"
Casimir: "I know him better than anyone... if I wanted to I could go digging through his history but I'm not that cheap."
Reporter: "How do you feel about your upcoming match with Virgil Barrick?"
Casimir: "Match? It's not going to be a match, it's going to be a murder. I'm gonna kill that mustachio motherfucker and I'm gonna rip off his stupid mustache and feed it to him. Oh and "
Reporter: "Recently there have been rumors that you've been in contact with a well renowned British business man named Killian Neville. Can you confirm?"
Casimir: "Killian Neville? That old cunt? Yeah I can confirm. So... are we done here?"
Reporter: "Almost, just one more question."
Casimir: "Alright."
Reporter: "What do you mean when you talk about your story and your narrative?"
Casimir: "My story and my narrative... I was hoping you'd ask that question. You see ever since The Narrator died, I've been in control. His so-called "MANverse" is now in my control and I get to decide what happens to his remaining characters."
Reporter: "Thank you for your time Mr. Casimir. Now... how about those pictures?"
The reporter grabs her camera and Casimir poses as she starts taking pictures.
Reporter: "Thank you so much, your interview will be featured on the upcoming New York Times newspaper."
Casimir: "I'll keep an eye out for it."
The reporter leaves Casimir's motel room and Casimir lights one up.
Casimir: "Killian Neville... such violent delights he will bring..."
Casimir smiles and continues smoking as we fade to black.
April 24th, 2022 - 11 PM
Casimir is at his motel room, he's wiping off his clown makeup and is getting ready for a sit-down interview with the New York Times. Casimir finishes taking off his makeup and there's a knock on the door. Casimir opens the door and a reporter walks in.
Casimir: "Come on in, let's get this started."
Casimir brings the reporter a chair and he sits down on his bed.
Reporter: "I'm just going to ask you a couple of questions and take a few pictures afterwards if that's okay with you."
Casimir: "Sure, sure let's get it started."
Reporter: "So... "Casimir The Clown", how did you come up with this persona?"
Casimir chuckles a little bit.
Casimir: "Persona? There's no persona. I've been Casimir The Clown for as long as I can remember."
Reporter: "And how long is that?"
Casimir: "I- I don't know. My childhood is a blur and the last thing I remember from my childhood is taking my girlfriend Cindy home from school."
Reporter: "So... you really don't remember how old you are?"
Casimir: "I have no clue... could be 50... 60... hell I could be a 100 years old."
Reporter: "Moving on... so if Casimir isn't a persona... what is he?"
Casimir: "Casimir is me... Casimir is not a character. Casimir is what characters fear... characters like Virgil Barrick."
Reporter: "How well do you know Mr. Barrick?"
Casimir: "I know him better than anyone... if I wanted to I could go digging through his history but I'm not that cheap."
Reporter: "How do you feel about your upcoming match with Virgil Barrick?"
Casimir: "Match? It's not going to be a match, it's going to be a murder. I'm gonna kill that mustachio motherfucker and I'm gonna rip off his stupid mustache and feed it to him. Oh and "
Reporter: "Recently there have been rumors that you've been in contact with a well renowned British business man named Killian Neville. Can you confirm?"
Casimir: "Killian Neville? That old cunt? Yeah I can confirm. So... are we done here?"
Reporter: "Almost, just one more question."
Casimir: "Alright."
Reporter: "What do you mean when you talk about your story and your narrative?"
Casimir: "My story and my narrative... I was hoping you'd ask that question. You see ever since The Narrator died, I've been in control. His so-called "MANverse" is now in my control and I get to decide what happens to his remaining characters."
Reporter: "Thank you for your time Mr. Casimir. Now... how about those pictures?"
The reporter grabs her camera and Casimir poses as she starts taking pictures.
Reporter: "Thank you so much, your interview will be featured on the upcoming New York Times newspaper."
Casimir: "I'll keep an eye out for it."
The reporter leaves Casimir's motel room and Casimir lights one up.
Casimir: "Killian Neville... such violent delights he will bring..."
Casimir smiles and continues smoking as we fade to black.