Post by Furious Julius Fairweather on Apr 12, 2022 20:34:44 GMT -5
BASIC INFO
RING NAME: Hacksaw C. Walker
NICKNAME(S): “The Real Man’s Man”, “Mr. Manhood”, “Every Woman’s Wet Dream”. "Lady Destroyer"
HEIGHT: 5’8”
WEIGHT: 165 lbs.
DATE OF BIRTH: 4/4/2001
HOMETOWN: Bangor, Maine
RESIDING FROM: Bangor, Maine
PREFERED BRAND: SIDESHOW
PREFERED BRAND: SIDESHOW
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
PIC BASE: Daniel Bryan as Dan Bandana
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION
THEME SONG: “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION (OPTIONAL): The lights dim moments before a modest display of red, white, and blue pyro erupts near the entrance. Hacksaw C. Walker then bursts through the curtains with his eyes set on the ring. He’s cladded in red, white, and blue trunks along with a matching bandana, but what really stands out is his glorious and luscious beard, which is very clearly a fake held in place by prosthetic adhesive. Hacksaw holds up his right arm, his index finger standing erect as he marches down the aisle like a man on a mission. Upon entering the ring, he tosses his entrance jacket aside before stepping onto the middle rope, his finger still pointing skyward. As his music dies down, Hacksaw goes to his corner and proceeds to warm up as he awaits the start of the match.
CHAMPION ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION (OPTIONAL):
WRESTLER’S IN-RING INFO
CHARACTER DISPOSITION: Choose from options below:
CHAOTIC GOOD
TENDENCY TO CHEAT: Choose from options below:
RARELY
MOTIVATION TO COMPETE: Delete all that DO NOT apply:
PASSION; you live and breathe wrestling, winning or losing doesn't matter to you
GIMMICK: Hacksaw (yes that is his legal name) is the manliest man you’ve ever met. He’s everything you would expect from a beer-guzzling, womanizing, bare-knuckle brawler but with a heart of gold. He is a lifelong fan of combat sports and was an all-star athlete in every high school sport except for golf. Golf is for pussies. Despite his short stature and small frame, he believes he is more of a man than other guys twice his size. Basically. he has more guts than brains. The littlest dog in the fight but he doesn’t know the meaning of the word quit. It’s one of many words he does not know the meaning of. He also has an extensive collection of woodworking tools.
FAVORITE MATCH TYPE: No Holds Barred
LEAST FAVORITE MATCH TYPE: Strict Rules
WEAPON OF CHOICE: A real man’s weapon is his fists.
WRESTLER’S MOVE-SET
COMMON MOVES (10 MIN):
1. Lots of Steve Austin Style Punches
2. Mudhole Stomps
3. Stiff headbutts
4. Ground and Pound
5. Camel Clutch
6. Running Knee Strikes
7. Roaring Elbow
8. Overhead Double Underhook Suplex
9. Belly to Belly Suplex
10. Tongan Death Grip
SIGNATURE MOVES (3 MIN):
1. The Trifecta
Three Consecutive Atomic Drops
2. Use It or Lose It
Top Rope Diving Headbutt
3. Nut Check
Testicular Claw
4. Survival of the Fittest
Old Fashioned Test of Strength with Back and Forth Headbutts
FINISHING MOVES (3 MAX):
1. Alpha Male
Bitter End - Pump Handle Lift into a Reverse STO
2. Through the Uprights
Punt Kick
BIOGRAPHY
To be revealed this season on Sideshow!!!
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
High School Sports Excellence Awards in Wrestling, Soccer, Football, Basketball, Baseball, Tennis, Badminton, Fencing, and the Shot Put. Bangor Maine Beer Chugging and Arm Wrestling Champion in the junior weight division.
SUPPORTING CAST
1. NAME: The Illustrious Damien (PB Mayor Glenn Jacobs)
RELATION: Childhood Camp Counselor
2. NAME: Buzz Walker (PB Chuck Norris)
RELATION: Father
1. NAME: The Illustrious Damien (PB Mayor Glenn Jacobs)
RELATION: Childhood Camp Counselor
2. NAME: Buzz Walker (PB Chuck Norris)
RELATION: Father
1. NAME: “Babyface” Macho Jose (PB Juventud Guerrera with mask)
RELATION: Childhood friend turned arch-enemy
HANDLER INFORMATION
NAME: Chadly
PRONOUNS: He/Him
PRONOUNS: He/Him
EXPERIENCE: 25 glorious years
WHAT'S YOUR FONT COLOR?: #80471C
