Post by Miho Yamato on Apr 6, 2022 16:46:32 GMT -5
Not Such A Clown After All
April 6th, 8 PM
It's a cold Wednesday evening and Tibaggu is at a restaraunt seemingly waiting for his date. After a few minutes she finally arrives and she's gorgeous.
Tibaggu's date sits down opposite of him and takes off her jacket which she sits on.
Tibaggu: "Hey you finally arrived."
Date: "I'm sorry for being so late, the traffic was terrible. Have you been waiting for long?"
Tibaggu: "You're only 15 minutes late but it doesn't matter, I'm just glad you made it."
Date: "Aren't you sweet? My name is Audrey by the way."
Tibaggu: "Hello Audrey, my name is Tibaggu."
Audrey: "Tibaggu... is that some kind of an artist name?"
Tibaggu: "Yes, it means tea bag."
Audrey: "That's clever, I'm very impressed by how good your English is by the way."
Tibaggu: "I've learned most of it from reading, watching tv and performing."
Audrey: "That's impressive, It's good to know that you understand what I'm saying."
Tibaggu: "I have been on a few dates before, so I've also learned what to say and what not to say."
Tibaggu and Audrey both laugh and they then see the waiter walking towards their table.
Audrey: "Oh crap, we should probably choose what we're gonna eat."
Tibaggu and Audrey grab the menus on the table and quickly start reading through them as the waiter makes his way to their table. Audrey quickly turns around in her chair to face the waiter.
Waiter: "Are you ready to order?"
Tibaggu and Audrey in unison: "I'd like one biggie mc big boy burger please."
Waiter: "Anything to drink?"
Tibaggu and Audrey in unison: "Just water please."
Waiter: "Coming right up."
Audrey turns back to Tibaggu and they both burst out laughing.
Audrey: "Did we both really just order the first thing on the menu?"
Tibaggu: "I think we did, that better be a damn good burger."
Audrey: "Well it's definitely expensive, 20 dollars for a burger? I feel like I'm being robbed here."
Tibaggu: "20 dollars!? That's insane."
Tibaggu looks around him to make sure no staff is nearby.
Tibaggu: "We could just hightail it out of here."
Audrey: "I like that a lot better than paying 20 dollars for a burger, let's go."
Audrey quickly throws her jacket back on and Tibaggu does the same, they quickly look around before rushing out of the restaraunt and out of sight into the dark New York City evening. They turn to a dark alleyway and look towards the restaraunt to see if they were followed.
Audrey: "You think we're out of sight now?"
Tibaggu: "I'd say so."
Audrey: "We started a bit slow but so far this is the best date I've ever been on."
Tibaggu: "Those must have been some bad dates then."
Audrey: "Most of my dates just wanna suck up by wasting their money on me, I don't want anyone's money... all I'm looking for is love."
Tibaggu: "Me too."
Audrey and Tibaggu stare into each other's eyes.
Audrey: "You have really pretty eyes."
Tibaggu: "So do you."
Audrey: "You mind if I take your mask off and kiss you?"
Tibaggu: "Try me."
Audrey lifts up Tibaggu's mask and Tibaggu doesn't resist, she completely takes off Tibaggu's mask and reveals her beautiful face and then plants a kiss on her lips.
Audrey: "That was the greatest kiss I've ever gotten."
Tibaggu: "I've never let anyone take my mask off before."
Audrey: "I'm glad I did, such a beauty shouldn't hide from the world."
Tibaggu: "Thank you. My real name by the way... it's Miho Yamato."
Miho and Audrey continue kissing as we fade to black.
April 6th, 8 PM
It's a cold Wednesday evening and Tibaggu is at a restaraunt seemingly waiting for his date. After a few minutes she finally arrives and she's gorgeous.
Tibaggu's date sits down opposite of him and takes off her jacket which she sits on.
Tibaggu: "Hey you finally arrived."
Date: "I'm sorry for being so late, the traffic was terrible. Have you been waiting for long?"
Tibaggu: "You're only 15 minutes late but it doesn't matter, I'm just glad you made it."
Date: "Aren't you sweet? My name is Audrey by the way."
Tibaggu: "Hello Audrey, my name is Tibaggu."
Audrey: "Tibaggu... is that some kind of an artist name?"
Tibaggu: "Yes, it means tea bag."
Audrey: "That's clever, I'm very impressed by how good your English is by the way."
Tibaggu: "I've learned most of it from reading, watching tv and performing."
Audrey: "That's impressive, It's good to know that you understand what I'm saying."
Tibaggu: "I have been on a few dates before, so I've also learned what to say and what not to say."
Tibaggu and Audrey both laugh and they then see the waiter walking towards their table.
Audrey: "Oh crap, we should probably choose what we're gonna eat."
Tibaggu and Audrey grab the menus on the table and quickly start reading through them as the waiter makes his way to their table. Audrey quickly turns around in her chair to face the waiter.
Waiter: "Are you ready to order?"
Tibaggu and Audrey in unison: "I'd like one biggie mc big boy burger please."
Waiter: "Anything to drink?"
Tibaggu and Audrey in unison: "Just water please."
Waiter: "Coming right up."
Audrey turns back to Tibaggu and they both burst out laughing.
Audrey: "Did we both really just order the first thing on the menu?"
Tibaggu: "I think we did, that better be a damn good burger."
Audrey: "Well it's definitely expensive, 20 dollars for a burger? I feel like I'm being robbed here."
Tibaggu: "20 dollars!? That's insane."
Tibaggu looks around him to make sure no staff is nearby.
Tibaggu: "We could just hightail it out of here."
Audrey: "I like that a lot better than paying 20 dollars for a burger, let's go."
Audrey quickly throws her jacket back on and Tibaggu does the same, they quickly look around before rushing out of the restaraunt and out of sight into the dark New York City evening. They turn to a dark alleyway and look towards the restaraunt to see if they were followed.
Audrey: "You think we're out of sight now?"
Tibaggu: "I'd say so."
Audrey: "We started a bit slow but so far this is the best date I've ever been on."
Tibaggu: "Those must have been some bad dates then."
Audrey: "Most of my dates just wanna suck up by wasting their money on me, I don't want anyone's money... all I'm looking for is love."
Tibaggu: "Me too."
Audrey and Tibaggu stare into each other's eyes.
Audrey: "You have really pretty eyes."
Tibaggu: "So do you."
Audrey: "You mind if I take your mask off and kiss you?"
Tibaggu: "Try me."
Audrey lifts up Tibaggu's mask and Tibaggu doesn't resist, she completely takes off Tibaggu's mask and reveals her beautiful face and then plants a kiss on her lips.
Audrey: "That was the greatest kiss I've ever gotten."
Tibaggu: "I've never let anyone take my mask off before."
Audrey: "I'm glad I did, such a beauty shouldn't hide from the world."
Tibaggu: "Thank you. My real name by the way... it's Miho Yamato."
Miho and Audrey continue kissing as we fade to black.