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I AM BUT A HUMBLE SON OF ISRAEL

Unfairly maligned and assaulted by a man who needs no introduction; the foulest villain this beautiful earth has seen since the days of the Pharaoh. You know the one, from that Bible movie. Rameses?

Anyway, it's obvious that my pursuit of equality and justice for all has made me a target. I'm sure you, my dear fans, tuned in to watch me against Tara Fenix; the only reason anyone would ever view that piece of shit show. I'm sure you'd rather suffer through 3 hours of a godawful two-night Premium Live Event on the off chance that I show up to wrestle some greasy guy who looks suspiciously like Jason Long, instead of the snoozefest that is every non-Levy Proving Ground match.

If I'm not making sense, readers, it's because I've been pushed to the end of my rope. I've tried to offer reasonable solutions in the form of very easily accomplishable demands to management, and all my peace offerings have been rebuffed. This leaves me with one option.

To go to war, as my people have so often to secure a bright and fair future for all peoples, not just God's Chosen (is me, is Levy).

Myself and to a lesser extent Giovanni, blinded by Dorkling's golden prize - no doubt a wicked scheme to rob me of my one ally - will destroy both the SYSTEM and the ESTABLISHMENT. The STATUS QUO itself shall be shattered, and we will be one step closer to unseating Indy Darling from power and taking Proving Ground for mys- I mean defeating racism.