Post by Lance Williams on Mar 13, 2022 19:22:55 GMT -5
“The comeback is always greater than the setback.” - Dr. Jill Murray
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NOVEMBER 12TH, 2021
PRIVATE ONLINE BLOG
As I sit here and I write this from my hospital bed, I should at least be thankful I can still write and use my right hand. I’m right-handed you see and not one of these weird people who are left-handed. I know that it’s very unlikely that anyone will see this at all but I need to write this for my own sanity. I’ve just had to have major surgery on my arm. How I injured it and what I was doing is something I refuse to declare right now. Just know that they say I’m going to be out for a long time and unable to train for at least three to four months. Training is the only thing that keeps me motivated. This wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t for Indy Darling firing me from Proving Ground. All because I’m not Indy’s boy like Mark Hunter. I’d have still been on Proving Ground and I would’ve had my rematch for the X-Factor Championship. I would’ve won it back and still would’ve been X-Factor Champion now but Indy Darling ruined that.
FUCK SAKE!!!
This may well be a setback but I can promise you now that my comeback from this injury is going to be greater. Fuck Indy Darling, Fuck Myojin, Fuck Mason Kane, Fuck Indy’s Boy Mark Hunter and fuck everyone else too!!! Obviously, because I’m such a horrible and vile man I won’t have anyone come to visit me. That’s fine though, there isn’t a lot of people I trust anyway and I’ll probably be back home tomorrow. At least I can say that I’m in the best hospital that money can buy because unlike the peasants I’ve worked with, I’ve got money. I always have the best of everything and one way or another I always get what I want. I admit that right now I don’t have what I want. I sure as hell didn’t want to have surgery on my arm. The two weeks before I had my surgery I did think something was wrong with my arm but I just didn’t want to admit it. I’ve had to fight through an injury before and it nearly broke me as a person. I’m not sure I could go through that again. As I sit here now writing this, I still don’t one hundred percent know whether I’ll get through this or not. I’ve burned all my bridges when it comes to people being there for me. I know I said I promise to make a comeback from this injury but will I really?
Only time will tell I guess… TIME… Something I’m going to have plenty of.
It’s my own fault as I sit here and wonder if anyone is going to come to visit me. I can wonder all I like, no one is going to come even if they knew I was here. Mark Hunter was the one to help me through it last time and look what I did to him. No one trusts me and no one likes me and I can’t say I blame them to be honest. Right now I’d love to hear someone say everything is going to be alright and actually mean it. I know that I only have myself to blame for all of this. I was the one who decided I’d be better off without anyone around me and to push everyone else away. Not only that, I was the one who decided to go to Norway too. To actually believe in the lies of a woman when she said she loved me for who I was. Just like Valkyrie from Project Honor, she was a lying piece of Viking shit!!!
This is why I’d rather hurt people and be the one who is hurting. I’d rather be the one doing okay and feeling strong rather than the one wallowing in self pity and feeling weak. This isn’t who I am. I am “The Bulldozer”, I am “The Essence Of Egotism”, I am Lance Williams and I am the person who always gets what he wants. So fuck all of those who have tried to hurt me and who are gone because of me. I don’t need any of them. All I need is me, myself, and I. Obviously, I need my money too because that helps me to get whatever I want too because money talks after all. Unless you’re a dumb Buffon like Mason Kane. Then again I still say it’s down to him becoming pussy whipped by that bitch he is with. Now Mason is doing a Mark Hunter and licking Indy Darling’s ass.
FUCK EVERYONE!!!
Enough of this self pity shit. Maybe the morphine has finally started to kick in or I’m just realizing just how amazing I am. Either way, I’m going to prove everyone wrong. Fuck waiting three to four months. I’ll be back training sooner than that and I’ll be back bigger, better, and stronger. I’ll be back BULLDOZING people in no time. I don’t care if they never see this and are very likely not to, but Indy, Mark, Mason and whoever else has wronged me…
I’M COMING FOR YOU!!!
Damn, I feel so good right now. This shit is fucking magical. How do I turn this laptop off? Shit… I’m still writing this while still trying to look for the off button. Wait… Off button where are you? There it…
FUCK SAKE!!!
This may well be a setback but I can promise you now that my comeback from this injury is going to be greater. Fuck Indy Darling, Fuck Myojin, Fuck Mason Kane, Fuck Indy’s Boy Mark Hunter and fuck everyone else too!!! Obviously, because I’m such a horrible and vile man I won’t have anyone come to visit me. That’s fine though, there isn’t a lot of people I trust anyway and I’ll probably be back home tomorrow. At least I can say that I’m in the best hospital that money can buy because unlike the peasants I’ve worked with, I’ve got money. I always have the best of everything and one way or another I always get what I want. I admit that right now I don’t have what I want. I sure as hell didn’t want to have surgery on my arm. The two weeks before I had my surgery I did think something was wrong with my arm but I just didn’t want to admit it. I’ve had to fight through an injury before and it nearly broke me as a person. I’m not sure I could go through that again. As I sit here now writing this, I still don’t one hundred percent know whether I’ll get through this or not. I’ve burned all my bridges when it comes to people being there for me. I know I said I promise to make a comeback from this injury but will I really?
Only time will tell I guess… TIME… Something I’m going to have plenty of.
It’s my own fault as I sit here and wonder if anyone is going to come to visit me. I can wonder all I like, no one is going to come even if they knew I was here. Mark Hunter was the one to help me through it last time and look what I did to him. No one trusts me and no one likes me and I can’t say I blame them to be honest. Right now I’d love to hear someone say everything is going to be alright and actually mean it. I know that I only have myself to blame for all of this. I was the one who decided I’d be better off without anyone around me and to push everyone else away. Not only that, I was the one who decided to go to Norway too. To actually believe in the lies of a woman when she said she loved me for who I was. Just like Valkyrie from Project Honor, she was a lying piece of Viking shit!!!
This is why I’d rather hurt people and be the one who is hurting. I’d rather be the one doing okay and feeling strong rather than the one wallowing in self pity and feeling weak. This isn’t who I am. I am “The Bulldozer”, I am “The Essence Of Egotism”, I am Lance Williams and I am the person who always gets what he wants. So fuck all of those who have tried to hurt me and who are gone because of me. I don’t need any of them. All I need is me, myself, and I. Obviously, I need my money too because that helps me to get whatever I want too because money talks after all. Unless you’re a dumb Buffon like Mason Kane. Then again I still say it’s down to him becoming pussy whipped by that bitch he is with. Now Mason is doing a Mark Hunter and licking Indy Darling’s ass.
FUCK EVERYONE!!!
Enough of this self pity shit. Maybe the morphine has finally started to kick in or I’m just realizing just how amazing I am. Either way, I’m going to prove everyone wrong. Fuck waiting three to four months. I’ll be back training sooner than that and I’ll be back bigger, better, and stronger. I’ll be back BULLDOZING people in no time. I don’t care if they never see this and are very likely not to, but Indy, Mark, Mason and whoever else has wronged me…
I’M COMING FOR YOU!!!
Damn, I feel so good right now. This shit is fucking magical. How do I turn this laptop off? Shit… I’m still writing this while still trying to look for the off button. Wait… Off button where are you? There it…
“I can destroy you to the extent that you will curse yourself for being alive.” - Fenny Doshi
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MARCH 12TH, 2022
There are three men trying to set several things up in front of the camera. As soon as the comfy-looking armchair is placed in front of the camera, you can hear a door open and slam shut.
“Fuck you, you, and definitely you!”
The source of the voice was none other than the man known as “The Essence Of Egotism” and “The Bulldozer”, Lance Williams. He looked amazing with a white vest on that showed off his muscular arms, black boot cut jeans, tanned colored boots, and had a bandana on around his forehead.
“All of you out! I’m not that stupid chode Lil Petey. I don’t need some flashy setup here. All I need is that armchair left where it is and the cameraman to stand there, do his job, and shut the fuck up. Just because I haven’t been around for a while it doesn’t mean you can start treating me like a hindrance like Petey is to his sexual disease Doctor. So you three inferior beings, get out of my sight before you become my warm-up.”
They all want to leave but Lance Williams was standing in the way and all three of them were afraid of what Lance may do if they got too close. Lance sees this and starts laughing as he steps to the side out of the way before pointing at all three of them and then pointing to the door. The three guys make sure to listen to Lance and just as they go to walk past him…
“BOO!!!”
The three guys jump so far off the ground before running for the door. Lance just stands there laughing at how pathetic they all look as they make their exit and close the door behind them. Still laughing, Lance walks over to the armchair and makes himself comfortable as the cameraman has said anything at all as he stands there just doing his job.
“Damn! Those three guys are as pathetic as you’re Petey. The biggest mistake I ever did when I joined Project Honor was aligning myself with Big Drip Productions. To take on the stupid nickname of "The Dripdozer" and hang out with you fucking plebs talking about check my Drip out and shit. I honestly don’t know what I was thinking, maybe a bump to the head caused that lapse of retardation to do such a thing. The best day of my life was when I ditched you stupid ass motherfuckers. I say motherfuckers but the only mother that Lil Petey is capable of fucking is his own. You dragged me down, and I’d just had enough. You make a habit of dragging people down though. Take Ozymandias for instance, a man you had no right to be in the ring with and a man you made a mockery of. Not only did you make a mockery of him once but your tiny little squirrel balls dropped for you to do it a second time. Only the second time you dragged Mark Hunter down with Ozymandias. I couldn't give two fucks what either of them think about it either or what happened to them. I’m just saying that you’re a fucking disease in the wrestling business. Much like I said to Mark Hunter about his twins, you Petey would’ve been better off aborted. Oh no! Did I just say that? Who's going to be the first fucking snowflake to come at me for that? I know someone will, since my departure it seems Project Honor has become full of them. I blame Indy Darling for this, he was the one who hated me and who is probably the President of The Snowflake Society. Well, you can shove your cancel culture bullshit up your ass because I’m Lance Williams and I will and always will say what I want when I want. I can promise you now that Lil Petey isn’t going to be the one to shut me up.”
The laughter coming from Lance Williams shows just how seriously he takes what he just said. When he has managed to stop laughing and composing himself he gets back to business.
“I’m sure Lil Petey going to mention about the X-Factor Championship, you know the one I held for ninety-one days. The one that I did earn even if people are too stupid to understand that. The opponent I was due to face decided he was going to leave, I was the only other one to have earned the right to compete for the title. Therefore, I’d earned the X-Factor Championship. I know none of you were happy about it and that’s what made it all that much sweeter walking around with it. I also know that Myojin beat me for the X-Factor Championship and has gone on to do extremely well. I have to admit that I respect Myojin for that. Whether you choose to believe me or not is your problem, just know that I honestly respect you Myojin. Just know that when and if I decide to return full time in the future, if you still have the X-Factor Championship, I’m coming for it. Just remember that although you won when it mattered most and ended up with you walking away with the X-Factor Championship, I have three wins against you over the two wins you have against me. Anyway, I’m not here to take the X-Factor Championship of you Myojin, I’m here to put a stop to Lil Petey’s Retirement Tour.”
“I honestly don’t care what you have to say Petey but what I do care about is you thinking you’re better than you actually are. When I look at the Project Honor roster, you’re even more pathetic than Noah Hope. I’m sure that now you’re twenty-five percent owner that you’ll try and pull some bullshit stunt. I dare you to try, bring whoever the fuck you want to the ring. Just know that if you try to screw me over, it won’t only be you that suffers but everyone you love. That even includes that little bimbo ex-wife of a former Grand Champion that you somehow stole. I mean she was going through a divorce and was vulnerable so it did make sense for you to strike being who you are. You were stupid to accept this match, Petey. I was fired by Indy Darling because he couldn’t handle the fact I do what I want when I want. That even included injuring Indy Darling. If I’m capable of doing such horrible things while under a contract, just imagine what I’m capable of now that I’m not under contract. I had to have this match. Not because it’d be easy for me but because unlike everyone else I’m not going to allow you to keep making a mockery of the wrestling business. The fact there are so many so-called people here who care that allow you to keep doing so proves that they’re a waste of the breath they breathe just like yourself. I can admit that I’m not a nice man and that the way I do things isn’t liked either. I just don’t care what people think because I will always do what I got to do to get the job done. I’m willing to say whatever I have to say and do whatever I have to do to win. It doesn’t matter what rules are in place, I’d just break them anyway. I’m still trying to get my head around why you’d want to be in the ring with me when you’ve seen what I’m capable of and willing to do. You’re either brave, stupid or Hannah has let you borrow her ex-husband's balls. You’ve proved time and time again that you’re far from brave and I think the closest you’ve got to her ex-husband's balls is when you tasted them after they’d be inside her. Let’s face it, a woman like Hannah is nothing but a ring rat. A woman who is just passed around from guy to guy. When she’s had enough of you she’ll probably go running off with someone like Meatball or Serrano Poblano.”
As soon as Lance Williams had finished talking he reaches into his jean pocket and pulls out a tube. The tube is the shape of a Cuban cigar as he takes the cap off the top of the tube and in fact, does pull out a Cuban cigar. Lance puts the Cuban cigar between his lips before throwing the tube away and getting a box of matches from his pocket. He lights up the Cuban cigar and takes a puff blowing the smoke out as he slides the matches back into his pocket.
“I’m a sophisticated man, a man of class with a great ass. As much as I’d love to talk about myself because it’d be more interesting. I’m here to address the piss stain on society, Lil Petey. I hope for the sake of everyone that Hannah and you never have kids. It’d be a damn horrible thing for the world if that was the case. Just stupid little uneducated skanks running around. The sort of kids that like yourself Petey are twelve cans short of a six-pack. Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for you, you owe it an apology, Petey. Like seriously, people are complaining about there not being enough trees for oxygen but it’s because people like you are still breathing. I would call you a worthless sack of shit, but even a sack of shit can be used as fertilizer and serve a purpose. When I look at you Petey you serve no purpose at all. People will argue with me but I don’t argue with idiots so I’m going to just say, there is no point in Lil Petey, and those that believe so serve as much of a purpose as you do.”
Lance is puffing away on his Cuban cigar sitting there looking and acting like a motherfucking DON.
“I can’t wait to face you, Petey. Not because I’m looking forward to the match we’re going to put on. It’s more a case of I’m looking forward to facing you because I’m going to put a fucking end to you. I’m going to make sure The Lil Petey Retirement Tour is BULLDOZED!!! I’m going to destroy you and everything you stand for. Mark Hunter isn’t going to be able to save you this time. Anyone is welcome to try to come to save you but they’ll only end up with the same fate as you. Laying in a pool of their own blood, fighting for the very existence because I’m here on Fallout to show everyone what a true massacre is in that ring. Forget about the stabbing and all the other bullshit. I’m going to massacre Lil Petey with my bare hands and anyone else who decides to get in my way. Just remember that Project Honor has no power over me, I have all the power in my hands because I can and I will end Lil Petey. Mistakes were made making this match, Lil Petey should never have been put in the ring with me. Whoever made this match hates Lil Petey because I’m about to shut down the Retirement Tour. Sorry, not sorry.”
With that, “The Bulldozer” Lance Williams gets up to his feet. The Cuban cigar is still in his mouth as he puffs away on it before blowing out a big cloud of smoke. Now having finished the Cuban cigar, Lance drops it on the floor and stamps on it before heading towards the door.
“One last thing, Petey. I’m definitely going to be ruining your vibe.”
The sound of laughter can be heard from “The Essence Of Egotism” Lance Williams as he now opens the door before leaving with a slam of the door behind him.
