Post by Tyrant Warstein on Dec 17, 2020 23:59:25 GMT -5
Chapter 5: The Mountain Top
When you set out to climb Everest, you don’t ever think that it’s going to be an easy climb. You don’t think that it’ll only take a few hours out of your weekend and that you’ll be back in time to watch the Buffalo Bills game. You plot and plan. You acquire all the necessary tools, equipment and other necessities for the trek. You find your Sherpa and off you go, leaving the base and heading towards the summit.
One
Step
At
A
Time.
It starts off like most other journeys. The excitement. The anticipation. The nerves, but you always continue to move forward. Each step up the ice coated rocks, your determination never wavers. With each swing of your pickaxe, as the sweat from your brow freezes quicker than you could possibly imagine.
*Snap*
In the blink of your eye, it’s frozen to your lip. Yet you're a fighter, a survivor. You press onward. Undeterred by the daunting task before you.
That’s when the doubts slowly begin to creep in, but these aren’t normal doubts. These are literally life or death conundrums you’re dealing with. Every step higher, the air gets thinner. Every breath you take, begins to take its toll on your chest. The frozen air hangs in your lungs.
It’s at this moment you have to make a choice. Continue and meet certain death. Begin the downward climb and prove yourself to be an utter failure. Or just sit there in hopes that someone will come save you.
None of the choices are good, but this is the situation you’ve put yourself in. You don’t realize it but it’s a no win scenario. You’re not the first to climb to the summit. Quite contrary actually. You’re just another hapless soul in search of something meaningful. Something to hang your hat on. A singular, albeit misguided, focus.
Is the metaphor sinking in yet?
Has it penetrated your skull? Has it really sunk itself in?
I’m sure by now it has, but alas we must carry on. Like any good story there is a moral at the end.
So I’m going to put a quick pin in that for the moment. The four of us need to think about what we have accomplished here.
Unlike Everest, two of us are going to walk out as the first to become Tag Team Champions in Project Honor. It’s not the first time I’ve had the opportunity to become an inaugural champion for a company. More times than I care to remember it’s been my honor to be the first.
I can sit here and berate you until my throat seizes up and my face turns blue. I can recite the facts. Both of you are higher up on the Top 5. One of you has held a title here, and the other just won one someplace else. Congrats. That’s as far as I need to dive to know what I’m dealing with. But if you must know some quick facts, allow me to tell you a few things you SHOULD know about James and I.
First and foremost, Hey, congrats on your big title win, however it’s nothing compared to the gold James and I already hold elsewhere. Both holding singles titles. In the same company, at the same time, simply because we can. I think I’ve stated it enough at this point that everyone should know.
We
Are
Better
Than
You.
It’s not arrogance to say that, well I mean it is, but it’s also the truth. Just call me Broadway Joe, because when I say something I mean it. I’m calling our shot...Legacy will have added the Project Honor Tag Team Titles to our trophy case.
Fact numero dos. The number twenty two comes to mind, but also number two. What that means we will never know, but just know that no known number is associated with either of you. I would dig a little bit deeper on that, but I’m pretty sure you get the fucking point.
And finally the moment we’ve all been waiting for. For dear old Shawn to put the final nail in the coffin for these two…..
Better yet I’ll let James hammer that home, I’ve got a metaphor to continue.
So where were we?
Ah yes. You’ve decided to continue the climb up the mountain. You’re slowly reaching the peak. The clouds hang above your head, but just on the other side of them is the summit.
So you muster up everything you have left in your soul. Inch by inch, foot by foot. Until you finally break through. There before you in all of its glory, the peak of Everest.
Your heart begins to race. You’re running on nothing but adrenaline. The pain you’ve endured to get to this point is nothing anymore. You shove it all aside and reach for the top.
Stretching….
Grasping…
And as your fingertips make it to the top….
A foot slowly presses down on your bloody hand. Slowly you’ll look up and see the two of us already standing on the peak.
We beat you there.
Well, not really. You see we are the peak. We were always there. While you were climbing towards us, we sat and waited patiently. Eventually someone, or some people would be able to step up to the plate and knock us off of the summit.
We are still waiting.
Unfortunately for us, you, and everyone watching at home, it’s the two of you that made it to this point.
The four members of Legacy are once again out and about in the world.
“Why the fuck are we here?” Jackson Hart says while reluctantly tying a pair of shoes.
“Because Noah is going through some shit right now and this is what he wanted.” I said while standing up and patting him on the back.
“He broke up with his girlfriend.”Jackson says in a sarcastic tone.
“Fiancé. And she broke it off with him.” I said while pointing towards James and Noah walking back towards us.
“It doesn’t make any sense.” Jackson stands up. “He’s been trying to fuck everything in sight since we joined GCWA, and now all of a sudden he’s butt hurt about it?”
“He’s a complicated man, who knows what’s going on through his head.” And right on cue Noah breaks away from Raven and approaches a random woman at the bar.
“Look!” Noah gets slapped on the face and puts his head down and walks over towards us.
“He’s dealing with it the best way he knows.” I said as Raven sits down and begins to put his shoes on.
“Yeah man can’t you tell he’s heartbroken? Stop being so callous Jax.” Raven said while looking down at his feet. “You can’t tell it on the outside, but he’s shattered.”
“See Jax, shattered…….” I affirmed.
“Sup yah cunts?!” Noah said joyfully as he plops down next to Raven.
“You okay bud?” I said while staring out over the room.
“Yeah man. I’m great.”
“What about that?” Jackson said while pointing towards the woman that just slapped him.
“Oh that? Numbers game man.” Noah smiles and continues with his shoes. Then all of a sudden Noah looks at the three of us. “Wait? Do you guys think I’m upset about Vita?”
“Yeah, that’s why we are here.” Raven said while standing up and walking over towards me.
“Are you kidding me cunt? We are here because HE wanted to do this.” Noah said while pointing directly at me.
“What?!?” I said while taking a step backwards as Jax and Raven quickly turned towards me. “Well….”
“Are you serious man?” Raven sternly said while staring a hole through me.
“Oh yeah cunt…. this was all his idea.” Noah chimed in whole also standing up.
“Well come on…. tell me you don’t need this?” I said while pointing towards Noah. “And you, come on you know you need this too.” I said as I switched over to Jax. “And I know for a fact that we need this James.”
“Come on man. We all have something going on. You three with the Righteous Rumble, and the two of us with the Project Honor Tag Team title match. I’ve got a World Title match...We need to be preparing for all of that.” Raven said with a disappointed look on his face.“For someone who has been doing this as long as you have, you of all people should know that this isn’t what we as Legacy need to be doing.”
“That’s where you’re wrong James.” I said as I puffed out my chest. “This is exactly what we need. With everything going on exactly what we need is a night alone. A night of fun. A night of Cosmic Bowling!”
The camera quickly pans back and opens up to a large bowling alley. Lasers are covering the room, as black lights illuminate the room. Teenagers are running around causing chaos, while their inattentive parents have their faces stuck in their phones.
”One night of just fun. No mentioning work. Just a bit of friendly competition with no stakes.”
“Fair Dinkum.”
“Fine.”
“Sure.”
Obligatory Fourth Wall Break:
You’d think it was just a friendly competition amongst friends, how wrong you would be. The four of them went into an all out war. Through the course of the night factions were created, broken and rebuilt. Somehow, some way, Shawn ended up with a gash above his eye, Raven had his shirt ripped, Jax had his watch broken, and Noah of all of them had nothing wrong with him.
We pick the scene up right after the final ball was rolled.
End Fourth Wall Break:
The four of us sit on the bench as I wipe the blood from above my eye.
“Well now wasn’t that just a barrel of laughs?” I said smirking towards them. James stands up and tries to fix his ripped shirt.
“Yeah Shawn, real fun. I never thought I would get a bowling ball thrown at my junk.” James said while pointing towards the lane.
“It was a kids ball cunt.” Noah interjects. “It wasn’t more than five pounds. You’ve had more weight on them before…”
“Don’t finish that sentence Noah.” I stopped him before he went any further, then quickly turn towards Jax. “See he’s not complaining.”
“I’m not….” Jax says while taking off his watch and tossing it in the garbage. “Only because I can use the Legacy Credit Card to buy a new one.” Jax looks to where a Camera would be and smiles.
**Commercial Break**
Voice Over:
Are you sick and tired of not being able to have the finer things in life?[/i_2
Scene:
A man standing in a Rolex Store emptying and turning out his pockets. A single tear rolls down his cheek.
Voice Over:
Don’t you think it’s about time that you take control of your life and demand only the best? Can you afford an interest rate larger than your mother’s weight? If so only four men can help you realize your dreams and make you a sicker human in the process.
Scene:
The man turns towards the door, where a sick light show and smoke begin to pour into the store. Four men walk through the fog and into focus. James Raven, Shawn Warstein, Noah Jackson, and Jackson Hart.
**Static Covers the Screen before the commercial can end**
“Hold up….” The commercial quickly cuts out as James chimes in. “Noah, we are not shooting a commercial for a Legacy Credit Card!”
”Well why not cunt?” Noah leaps to his feet. “Isn’t this what you’ve wanted? To expand Legacy beyond the borders of what we call comfort?”
“Well yeah Noah, but we aren’t in this to screw people out of money.” James responded while rolling his shoulders. “Jax you’re okay with this?”
“It’s an idea.” Jackson shrugs™, I slap him on the shoulder and hold out my hand. “I’m not paying you because I shrugged.”
“It’s okay I’ll just add it to your tab.”
“What tab?” Jackson asks while throwing a bowling shoe in my direction.
“Anytime someone does one of my trademarked moves, I add it towards a running tab. Like Noah will never be able to actually pay me back.” Noah shrugs™ and smiles at Jax. “And speaking of which, James are you going to foot Betsy’s bill…. or am I just never going to see that money either?”
“We don’t charge full price to one of our own….”
“Yeah I’m not going to forgive that amount of money….” I said pointing at James, and then immediately stopped myself. “What do you mean…. One of our own?”
“What I mean is….” James tries to continue, but is quickly interrupted by Noah.
“You mean to tell me that we chose Betsy over Step-Mum?” Noah leaps up to his feet and begins to head towards James.
“No Noah, not at all.” I said while grabbing him and trying to calm him down. “Atty not being here was a team call, just as Betsy is.”
“Well…..” James drifts off of his sentence before Hart chimes in as well.
“Well what. We put Atty to the vote, it’s only fair to everyone that we put Betsy to the vote as well.”
“Yeah but didn’t Atty get the votes to be in?” [/i_2Noah asks the group.
“Yeah.” I said.
“Well then why is this even a question?” Noah throws his hands up and pulls out his phone. “I’ll call her right now and let her know, and James you can call Betsy with the bad news.”
I snatch the phone from Noah. He lunged for it as I raise the phone high above my head and just barely out of his grasp.
“Noah, we all know why that isn’t the case. She’s not in. Betsy needs to be put to the vote.” James nods, as does Jax. Noah slumps his shoulders and begrudgingly agrees.
“All in Favor of adding Betsy Granger to Legacy say anything but no.” I said to the group.
“Obviously.” James said without a second's notice.
“No cunt.” Noah said out of spite.
“Yeah sure whatever.” Jax responds.
“It’s all on you cunt. Break their heart.” Noah suggested while patting me on the back.
I was stuck, I loved Atty but as a group we voted her in before she up and left. I absolutely love Betsy. She’s awesome and would be a great addition to the group.
“Can we table this for a later discussion?” I asked. Noah stands there with his mouth agape. Hart shakes his head and scoffs. James just smiles at me and gives me a reassuring nod.
“Yeah man. Nothing has to happen today. You can cast your vote when you want.” James reassured the group, but mostly to take their gaze off of me.
“Just this isn’t what I had imagined when you said we were expanding.” I said towards James, as Noah looked at the two of us with a concerned look.
“Whatcha talkin bout Willis?” Noah said as his head flipped between the two of us.
“You didn’t tell him?” Jax said while stifling laughter. “Oh this is going to go over well.”
“Tell me what!?!?” Noah panicked as he quickly assessed the three of us. Jax with a smile and James and I looking anywhere but at Noah.
A scene transition so sick you’ll think you’ve got the clap.
Oh shit Round two?!?!
Speaking of the two pissants we are facing. Have either of you noticed a single thread going in all of this?
We
Are
Better
Than
You.
So good in fact that it probably hasn’t even dawned on you that I’ve yet to mention either of you by name once yet. Go ahead and rewind. I’ll wait.
Back?
Good. Is your ego so bruised that I basically said everything I needed to without actually mentioning you by name? That literally everything that was said could be said about anyone, at any time, in any company? The fact remains that when I said I was going to do something I mean it.
I said I was going to retire Steele.
I did it.
I said I was going to make the Deathmatch Specialist look like a fucking high schooler in the NFL.
I did it.
When I said we were going to make the Dutch disavow the team with the unpronounceable name.
We did it.
When we chased the Storm Chasers back to their podunk backwood home.
We did that.
You two are just another brick in the wall, and Legacy is Miley Cyrus.
I hope to fucking god you understand what you just unleashed upon Project Honor. What you’ve been seeing is play time Shawn. Shawn who’s care free. Shawn who plays jokes. Shawn who would rather have a good time than be serious.
You didn’t want serious Shawn.
You provoked him.
Now the two of you are going to become part of Shawn’s Legacy.
Hmmm would you look at that…. still not a single mention by name.
And without further ado…. James do you have something to say?
I’ve seen plenty of rookie sensations over the years.
I’ve seen more “Shining Star” prodigy’s than I can even count; an Olympic background on their resume, or a jiu jitsu black belt, or some hollow victory over a washed up legend in their debut that propels them to levels that their in-ring ability alone doesn’t warrant. Sure, a few of them last, and continue to burn at a steady pace for longer than most of us can imagine… but those are the outliers…
Are the Celestial Lovers outliers?
I don’t think so. I’m allowed to say that, because I’m an outlier. My rookie year, I was a phenom, but everyone said I couldn’t last. The way I threw my body around the ring, the way I barked at the biggest dogs in the yard, the way I forced my way into rooms where I was outnumbered 5-to-1 and then swung first… eventually it would catch up to me, they said. Eventually I was going to catch an extra chair shot to the dome from some butt hurt rival, or arrogantly flip one too many times before crushing my bones to powder on a concrete floor.
They thought eventually one of them would step up and put me in my place.
But here I am; still swinging against the odds, still barking at all of you bitches, and still the People’s fuckin’ G.O.A.T.
Myo (I’m gonna call you Myo, bee tee dubs). Shawn may not address you directly, but I will because I need information... I need to get a general sense of your situational awareness. How do you feel going into this match? Do you feel good about yourself? Do you feel like you’ve done everything in your power to properly prepare yourself for the shit storm that’s coming? Have you, within the agreed upon rule set, done everything you could to train and strategize and better your odds of beating two of the greatest to ever do it? Do you feel like the Shining Star, the one year wonder, the rookie that’s going to shock the world and walk out of this weekend a double champion?
Or do you have some common sense?
I was you once, Myo, but that does not make you me. Realize that.
Shawn painted you a beautiful portrait, walking you through the metaphor of Everest… but I will speak plainly for you; this whole. Fucking. Tournament. Was built for Legacy to win. The people that sign your pay cheques will never admit it, but connect the dots. I was the most heavily recruited roster member in this place, and it’s not even close, Ask the bosses how many times they tried to bring me in, ask anyone that was in those group chats or email chains how borderline pathetic the groveling was… they’ll tell you.
“How many extra zeros can we add to your payout, James?”
“Do you want an entire merch stand to yourself, or is it easier to just discontinue the rest of the rosters tee shirts and sell yours exclusively?”
“PLEASE, RAVEN, PLEASE! I WILL LITERALLY BLOW YOU! I, JACOB STEEL, WILL FELLATE YOU IF YOU SIGN THIS CONTRACT!”
The offers were outrageous, Myo, and I promise I’m not exaggerating. I didn’t want any of that, though, I don’t care if I make a dime in this company. I don’t care if a single person has a “Fear the Raven” sign or if I ever knock Jacobs uvula around like I’m Mike Tyson on a speed bag.
I care about Legacy.
I care about Shawn Warstein, and someone having his back in a company full of liars and cheats who will bend and break agreements like they’re plastic straws, and stab him in the back as he turns out of his way to accommodate them.
I barely had a roster graphic on the website before this tournament was announced, because Shawn and I fucking demanded it, and it is only because of a random drawing for tournament seeding that your Cinderella story has lasted this long. You, along with six other teams in this tournament, had the same designation; Legacy fodder. You can all beat up on each other, and you can convince yourself that maybe you have a shot at the gold each time you advance a round… but when you see our faces at the top of Everest, smiling down at you and ready to stomp you all the way back down to sea level, the ride has come to an end and we need you to exit in an orderly fashion, please.
This is going to be a bad night for you, Myo.
We are going to leave you broken and bloodied, legs bent at angles they shouldn’t be bent at and chest heaving for breath under that childrens medium tee shirt you wear. You’ll be lucky to be conscious by the time Colton is waiting in the ring for you…
… and then it’s all over.
That dream of being a double champion? Embarrassing in hindsight. When you walk out of this pay per view with no gold at all? Well… thoughts are going to start creeping into peoples heads… maybe they rushed this rookie into too much too soon… maybe they overestimated the kids skills altogether… maybe Myo is just a flash in the pan, the promising talent that every fledgling company has that flames out at the sixth month mark when the real shining stars start signing contracts. There goes your Top 5 ranking. Bye bye main event status. No more title shots for a bit…
It’s over.
We took it all from you.
You know how people say “it’s not personal”? This is. We don’t like oathbreakers. We don’t like liars. We don’t like you. This is Project fucking HONOR and you don’t have an ounce of it, so we’re taking the title and we’re taking what little legacy you have to feed our own as penance. Big bank take little bank.
I’ll see you this weekend, Myo. Fear the Ra-
Hang on, you have a partner. I kind of forgot about her, since everyone else has too. Hey Shawn, what the fuck is her name again?!
“I’m not saying anyone's name.”
Yeah, that’s probably for the best. I kind of like it, actually. Fuck you both and we’ll just leave it at that. Legacy is the only name anyone will be speaking next week anyway.
… man, I hope I didn’t go too long here…
Someone give me a word count.
I sit next to Shawn Warstein on a narrow wooden bench, atop a hill away from the rest of the world. We look down from the summit, as we always have and always will.
“Why did you bring me here?” he asks.
“To talk.” I answer simply.
He’s quiet for a long moment, watching a bird settle in a nearby tree.
“So talk,” he says with a shrug.
I resist the urge to roll my eyes. I bite my tongue, wisely choosing to collect my thoughts before speaking. We sit in silence for a long moment more.
“Did you have something in mind, or did you just want to shoot the shit?” he presses.
“C’mon, Shawn, what do you think I want to talk about?” I mutter with a reflexive shrug, before digging into my pocket and pulling out a five to hand over for using his trademark, “We need to figure out what the fuck is going on. What are we doing? Where are we going? What do we want Legacy to be?”
“Is this about Betsy?” Shawn queries.
“No,” I tell him adamantly before reconsidering, “Or maybe, in an indirect way? It’s about expansion in general. It’s about what we’re building in Project: Honor beyond winning this tournament. It’s about being on the same page! I don’t understand why that’s such an offensive idea to you!”
“Uh huh” he mutters dismissively.
I bite my tongue again, staring up at the sky and taking a deep breath.
“You’ve gotta talk, dude,” I tell him, “You don’t want Betsy in the group? Tell me. You want someone else? Tell me. You want out of Project Honor?”
“Psh, honor…” he scoffs.
”Celestial Lovers are snakes,” I grant him, “What do you want me to do about it? What’s done is done and what’s said was said and said and said. Fuck ‘em. If that’s not your problem, than fucking tell me!”
My voice carries down the hill, booming and echoing and startling a few birds up from the trees and into the sky. Shawn is quiet, watching the birds circle above us and descending back towards their trees.
“I want someone else in Legacy,” he finally blurts.
My heart skips a beat. I was worried about this. He’s entitled to his reasoning but I was convinced he’d back her joining us… and the idea of telling her it wasn’t going to happen was a daunting one.
“Alright…” I begin slowly, “Someone from Project Honor?”
“Nah.”
“So, what…” I prod, trying to connect the puzzle pieces, “You want to turn down Betsy and add someone else from GCWA, right in front of her every week?”
“Nobody said anything about turning down Betsy, I said I wanted someone else,” he clarifies, his eyes never leaving the birds that circle in the sky.
“But someone who’s not on the same rosters we are?” I ponder, “Thats sketchy, man. It would have to be someone that was basically an extension of ourselves. Our attitude, our aggression, our values… we can’t just license the stable name to someone that’ll fuck it up for us. We’re not a McDonalds franchise.”
“No shit,” Shawn mutters, “I know what we need as well as you do, James. We started this shit together. I’m saying I might have someone.”
“So them, AND Betsy?”
“Who says we can't?” he says with a shrug. Damn he makes that motion look smooth. There’s a reason he got it trademarked.
I don’t answer him.
“You were pushing expansion all this time, why not go all in?” he asks.
“Then I’ve got one more.” I blurt out, “Someone in Project Honor. We can’t do what we do in GCWA unless we get an extra body to help us out when things are tight.”
He turns his head away from me.
“Three names on the table, huh?” he asks with a whistle, “That’s a big jump from four.”
“So we don’t do it if the names don’t fit.” I say, “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”
He’s quiet for a while, then nods.
“Think… calamity…” I whisper as he turns to face me slowly.
“Hmmm…” he ponders, “Interesting.”
“Give me yours,” I prod.
“Think… bubblegum…”
I ponder for a split second before I know exactly who he’s talking about. We both sit in silence for a long, long moment.
“So, what now?” I ask.
“We talked,” he says, “now we think.”
“We win the tag team titles and take over Project Honor.”
He doesn’t say anything.
The silence is deafening.
FADE
OUT