Post by John Blade on Mar 2, 2022 20:55:42 GMT -5
[The scene opens outside the arena in XL Center in Hartford, Connecticut as John Blade is pulling up in his blue low rider. John steps out in his red and white baseball cap, and his blue gear on with duffle bag over his shoulder holding onto it with his left hand. Blade reaches with his right hand and opens the door to enter the building. He is approached by Larry Kuchow]
Larry Kuchow: Excuse me John can I get a few words with you about your match this
Friday right here in Hartford, Connecticut?
John| Blade: Yo what up kid? what you wanna say?
Larry Kuchow: Well I was wondering if you happened to catch what Mikey Hero had to say earlier?
John|Blade: Hell yeah I heard what that fool said and he pissed me off dammit!
First of all Mikey Hero thinks he is so big and bad because he has some stupid catch phrase of being the awesome there is, was, and ever will be. If that's true then how come he has never been an Warrior Rising Champion before? oooo wow like that really matters. if he wants call himself whatever then maybe he should have a reason to back it up.. but its too bad because the Warrior Rising Championship is mine Friday night. So Mikey if you think I don't belong in a Proving Ground ring keep a close eye on me Friday night and you'll see that my heart is in this.. and I am a great wrestler as well as a great rapper. So all that I ask is don't get yourself hart' broken after you don't win, unless you wanna look pathetic in front of
everyone here in Hartford... Connecticut.
Larry Kuchow: Now, what about Mikey Hero he had quite a lot more to say about you.
John|Blade: Who in the hell is Mikey Hero anyways? he thinks he is so damn big and bad
because he got the bi*ches, the house and the cars, but where's his wrestling talent? Hell,
where's his lyrical talent? Eh eh! There ain't none, there's zip zero zilllllllch! He ain't got
nothing on me, so that tall kid needs to step on away from trying' to act tough. But I
understand why he wants to act tough... because he wants to intimidate me and hopefully I'll
back down because ooooo oh no I'm skirred! HaHa Yeah right I ain't afraid of Mikey Hero one bit.
John|Blade: Who does he think he is? wait hold up first of all let me ask who the hell does
he think I am? I ain't no tough enough grad... like you. I sure as hell ain't the King of
Connecticut more like the King of the town Hartford, Connecticut! And damn
yo, I sure as hell can't be the guy he was talking about because he made it seem like I
couldn't match him in the ring or on the mic. Surely he was talking' to someone else and got
confused and called him John Blade. He thinks I'm a nobody and that I haven't accomplished
jack sh*t in my career, well let me tell you something boy I haven't earn any Championships as well as a Warrior Rising Champion. and soon enough I'm gonna get me some
PH gold the only gold that matters! and oh what's that I see? I see a whittle speck of
nothing trying to stop me! Look little guy I'd stand back and let the better man win unless
you wanna get knocked the hell out!
John|Blade: And damn, could you understand that dummy at all? Hey I think I made out
some words like it and sh*t but all awhile it just sounded like you was throwing' a fit of bad
grammar! You straight up need to stop.. think about it... and then still shut the hell up
because nothing' good will come out of your mouth! you say that I am the one who didn't get
through pre-school? Ahem, let me take a little some thinb' something' outta Mikey Hero's book because god damn I got' to know.. what? you have to be kidding me! you said I was a better wrestler but through your whole promo I was damn sure you were speaking another
language because it was all jibberish jabberish suck this... that's all I heard. if I didn't pass
pre-school you must've not even made it through day care and surely your Ashley Rose must've
dropped you on your head too many damn times! well boy damn if you'd quit trying' to hump
her like the lil perv you are maybe she would quit hitting' you over the head with a frying' pan.
because it's obvious that you think every word out of your mouth makes you seen more like
a god and higher above everyone else while it only makes you sound pathetic, ignorant, and
straight up stupid yo! So, I'm the one that needs to go back to school right? Well c'mon,
if you want me to so bad then why don't you try and Take Me To School Friday night!
Yeah, on 'the Friday' as you put it, haha the hell is wrong with you kid?
Larry Kukchow: Well what about-
Blade interrupt Kukchow by putting his hand up and then taking it down. Larry puts the mic back up towards John Blade as he begins to speak again.
John|Blade: Hold up aright? I ain't finished. So another thing he said, another thing that was
totally whacked the f*ck out... Its something only Mikey Hero would say. He called me..a
better.. wrestler, a guy he actually thinks that I'm not attracted to Project Honor? Well hell when you're
as good looking' as I am you had better hope to be straight because all the ladies are gonna
be chasing after you! They come after me all the time because god..damn, look at me.
Blade pulls up his shirt to reveal his abs, rock solid. He puts his shirt back down and continues.
John|Blade: Point made, they love me, and you can bet your tiny, little scrawny, no muscled
ass that I love them back! so don't be calling' me names and please don't rap ever.. ever... Ever
again! That had to be the most pathetic crap I had ever heard in my life! you used me like
five trillion times and your sense of crap and how to do it sucks! Listen up let me break it
down for ya one lil' time...
You can't rhyme,
Ya just whine.
Tryin' to act tough
But you have no luck!
Ain't nothing' scaring' me,
You just a joke you see.
Try to compare with the mad sh*t I spit,
You'll get left in the dust throwing' a fit.
You act so damn crazy
And look so damn lazy.
You might be hopin'
the match are gonna be handed your way,
But too bad this ain't Wal-Mart,
and ya can't put' em on lay-a-way!
So if you're thinking'
Straight singing' like Dido lad...
Goin' It's not so bad...
it's not so baaad.
Shoot just give up on this one,
Hell you're way to late.
Cuz coming' Friday night Mikey,
You'll suffer an unfortunate twist of fate!
Word Life!
John Blade poses for the camera for a second, before walking up the steps on his way to his locker room]
Larry Kuchow: Excuse me John can I get a few words with you about your match this
Friday right here in Hartford, Connecticut?
John| Blade: Yo what up kid? what you wanna say?
Larry Kuchow: Well I was wondering if you happened to catch what Mikey Hero had to say earlier?
John|Blade: Hell yeah I heard what that fool said and he pissed me off dammit!
First of all Mikey Hero thinks he is so big and bad because he has some stupid catch phrase of being the awesome there is, was, and ever will be. If that's true then how come he has never been an Warrior Rising Champion before? oooo wow like that really matters. if he wants call himself whatever then maybe he should have a reason to back it up.. but its too bad because the Warrior Rising Championship is mine Friday night. So Mikey if you think I don't belong in a Proving Ground ring keep a close eye on me Friday night and you'll see that my heart is in this.. and I am a great wrestler as well as a great rapper. So all that I ask is don't get yourself hart' broken after you don't win, unless you wanna look pathetic in front of
everyone here in Hartford... Connecticut.
Larry Kuchow: Now, what about Mikey Hero he had quite a lot more to say about you.
John|Blade: Who in the hell is Mikey Hero anyways? he thinks he is so damn big and bad
because he got the bi*ches, the house and the cars, but where's his wrestling talent? Hell,
where's his lyrical talent? Eh eh! There ain't none, there's zip zero zilllllllch! He ain't got
nothing on me, so that tall kid needs to step on away from trying' to act tough. But I
understand why he wants to act tough... because he wants to intimidate me and hopefully I'll
back down because ooooo oh no I'm skirred! HaHa Yeah right I ain't afraid of Mikey Hero one bit.
John|Blade: Who does he think he is? wait hold up first of all let me ask who the hell does
he think I am? I ain't no tough enough grad... like you. I sure as hell ain't the King of
Connecticut more like the King of the town Hartford, Connecticut! And damn
yo, I sure as hell can't be the guy he was talking about because he made it seem like I
couldn't match him in the ring or on the mic. Surely he was talking' to someone else and got
confused and called him John Blade. He thinks I'm a nobody and that I haven't accomplished
jack sh*t in my career, well let me tell you something boy I haven't earn any Championships as well as a Warrior Rising Champion. and soon enough I'm gonna get me some
PH gold the only gold that matters! and oh what's that I see? I see a whittle speck of
nothing trying to stop me! Look little guy I'd stand back and let the better man win unless
you wanna get knocked the hell out!
John|Blade: And damn, could you understand that dummy at all? Hey I think I made out
some words like it and sh*t but all awhile it just sounded like you was throwing' a fit of bad
grammar! You straight up need to stop.. think about it... and then still shut the hell up
because nothing' good will come out of your mouth! you say that I am the one who didn't get
through pre-school? Ahem, let me take a little some thinb' something' outta Mikey Hero's book because god damn I got' to know.. what? you have to be kidding me! you said I was a better wrestler but through your whole promo I was damn sure you were speaking another
language because it was all jibberish jabberish suck this... that's all I heard. if I didn't pass
pre-school you must've not even made it through day care and surely your Ashley Rose must've
dropped you on your head too many damn times! well boy damn if you'd quit trying' to hump
her like the lil perv you are maybe she would quit hitting' you over the head with a frying' pan.
because it's obvious that you think every word out of your mouth makes you seen more like
a god and higher above everyone else while it only makes you sound pathetic, ignorant, and
straight up stupid yo! So, I'm the one that needs to go back to school right? Well c'mon,
if you want me to so bad then why don't you try and Take Me To School Friday night!
Yeah, on 'the Friday' as you put it, haha the hell is wrong with you kid?
Larry Kukchow: Well what about-
Blade interrupt Kukchow by putting his hand up and then taking it down. Larry puts the mic back up towards John Blade as he begins to speak again.
John|Blade: Hold up aright? I ain't finished. So another thing he said, another thing that was
totally whacked the f*ck out... Its something only Mikey Hero would say. He called me..a
better.. wrestler, a guy he actually thinks that I'm not attracted to Project Honor? Well hell when you're
as good looking' as I am you had better hope to be straight because all the ladies are gonna
be chasing after you! They come after me all the time because god..damn, look at me.
Blade pulls up his shirt to reveal his abs, rock solid. He puts his shirt back down and continues.
John|Blade: Point made, they love me, and you can bet your tiny, little scrawny, no muscled
ass that I love them back! so don't be calling' me names and please don't rap ever.. ever... Ever
again! That had to be the most pathetic crap I had ever heard in my life! you used me like
five trillion times and your sense of crap and how to do it sucks! Listen up let me break it
down for ya one lil' time...
You can't rhyme,
Ya just whine.
Tryin' to act tough
But you have no luck!
Ain't nothing' scaring' me,
You just a joke you see.
Try to compare with the mad sh*t I spit,
You'll get left in the dust throwing' a fit.
You act so damn crazy
And look so damn lazy.
You might be hopin'
the match are gonna be handed your way,
But too bad this ain't Wal-Mart,
and ya can't put' em on lay-a-way!
So if you're thinking'
Straight singing' like Dido lad...
Goin' It's not so bad...
it's not so baaad.
Shoot just give up on this one,
Hell you're way to late.
Cuz coming' Friday night Mikey,
You'll suffer an unfortunate twist of fate!
Word Life!
John Blade poses for the camera for a second, before walking up the steps on his way to his locker room]