Post by Big Money Cage Brothers on Feb 20, 2022 9:31:56 GMT -5
Bigg Facts
Tyler Cage Welcome to the first edition of The Bigg Facts; I am your host Tyler Cage and my brother Justin Cage, and today I will give you the latest Bigg Facts In Project Honor; now, let's dive in.
Tyler presses a button on his iPhone and the screen behind him, and Justin Changes to The Crowning logo.
Justin Cage
Project Honor has a huge PPV event that someday we hope to be part of one day but for now, let's put a spotlight on our peers.[/div][/i]Tyler rolls his eyes as he folds his arms.
Justin Cage
The first match is on the PRE-SHOW and it is a Pursuit of the Ring [/div][/i]3 Point Battle Royal
FEATURING: ALL THE CONTESTANTS FROM PURSUIT OF THE RING. Now I'm not entirely sure who's all in it…
Tyler interrupts.
Tyler Cage Yo, we are not wasting our time on no pre-show; Hell we don't even know who in this match, probably a bunch of losers from Philadelphia.
Justin gives an alrighty facial expression as Tyler clicks his iPhone again and brings up the Opening Match.
Justin Cage
Ok, this one features the Gatekeeper Championship in a Triple Threat Match between [/div][/i]ANGELO CAITO vs. EARL BOYD vs. HENRY LEE HYDE ©. Who you got in this one Tyler?
Tyler rolls his eyes at the question, then looks at the screen then laughs
Tyler Cage Shit, to be honest, if I was in this thing, I mop the floor with all these average joes and make that Championship mean something, but instead, I'll go with the one that looks less like a degenerate in Boyde.
Justin Cage
Great answer brother; I'm sure everyone enjoyed that but let's move on to the next match. Which is a singles match between GIOVANNI and LEXI GOLD. Now me personally, I think this can go either way between these two, but I'll pick Lexi based on a gut feeling I got wbu you, bro?[/div][/i]As Justin looks over at Tyler, he sees his brother lost in his thoughts as he stares at the picture of Lexi Gold. Justin snaps his fingers to get his attention.
Tyler Cage What?! Oh, that's right, making predictions, and I'm taking the Blonde Baddie Lexi Gold; that girl is a whole meal, Fuck a snack.
Justin Cage
I'm not sure if that is a good reason to pick someone but moving on to the Warrior Rising Championship match…[/div][/i]Tyler interrupts Justin again, who looks annoyed by it this time.
Tyler Cage Let me save you the trouble lil bro, I'm picking BETSY GALAGHER in this one.
Justin Cage
Why is that?[/div][/i]Tyler Cage Shawty a baddie with big ole Fattie.
Justin Cage
Ok I'm sorry that I asked, now let's move on to the Ascension Championship Triple Threat Match featuring ALYSSA GRACE vs. JASON LONG (c) vs. SAVANNAH SUNSHINE. Now I'll be rooting for our mentor and coach, Savannah Sunshine and unlike my bro it's not because she is a baddie it's because she has great skill and talent that I can believe in.[/div][/i]Tyler Cage Look Sav alright you feel me, she got a cute smile but that ass a little flat, so I'm going with the coolest guy in the room when I'm not around and that's Jason Long.
Justin looks shocked.
Justin Cage
Savannah has a nice ass thank-you very much… What I meant to say was your opinion of her looks has nothing to do with this much, and you should be supporting her because she is our mentor Tyler.[/div][/i]Tyler Cage Whatever Justin, stop being a simp for her, now onto the next match of the night.
Tyler hits his iPhone again, and The Tyrant's Crown.
Tyler Cage Now here's a match I would've loved to have been in but unfortunately my invite got lost or something but oh well let's hope whoever wins this match lasts longer with the company then the last guy.
Justin waves his hands in a stop motion.
Justin Cage
You can't mention him like that, he a not under contract with Project Honor.[/div][/i]Tyler makes a bitch please face.
Tyler Cage What's he going to do, write another bitch fit letter, but I'll leave it alone but before we move on I'm picking my boil John Blade to topple all those joes in the royal.
Justin Cage
Ok that's a good pick but I'll have to choose SONYA BENSON, big bro, heard she's a heavy hitter, now onto the next match which is a No Holds Barred Match[/div][/i]ARIK HOLT vs. ELENA DEDRACA. Now I don't know much about Holt except he's a little coco for cocoa puffs and he's got some thing for Sav, but that's not why I'm not picking him over Elena. Elena if I'm not mistaken is former Legacy Champion and you just don't luck up and win that belt so I have a lot of confidence in her to win this one.
Tyler Cage Yeah I'm going with Elena as well, she's got this world dark got goth thing going on and I think it's lit. Also that Holt guy looks like he belongs in an Asylum.
Tyler and Justin both burst out laughing before moving on.
Justin Cage
Ok the next match is a HEADLINER for the Grand Championship in a 2 Out of 3 Falls Match [/div][/i]ARATA ASAKURA vs. EMMANUELLE. Now from I heard this one is personal for both competitors and even saw some stuff on Twitter leading up to this match. Me personally I'll have to go with Arata Asakura he seems really motivated and focus to win.
Tyler Cage That's all good what not, but based on my Baddie calculator EMMANUELLE is going to win this one flawlessly and hopefully she'll DM Big Money.
Tyler gives a wink.
Justin Cage
Never change bro, never change now onto the Main Event. A 5-on-5-on-5 Wargames Match between BIG DRIP WORLDWIDE, THE KAVENGERS and TRUE SOCIETY. Now this is going to be the most exciting and thrilling match of the night. This one will be hard to guess a winner, but I'll give it a try anyway, so I have LIL PETEY pick up the win for BIG DRIP WORLDWIDE.[/div][/i]Tyler Cage Yeah I'm going BIG DRIP WORLDWIDE as will, always been a LIL PETEY fan and I would like to see my boi come out on top on these haters. Also shy are there three motherfukcers in here that almost look alike?
Justin Cage
Maybe they were Motherfucking triplets.[/div][/i]Justin laughs but Tyler does not.
Tyler Cage Well, that's weird, and my high is facing away so wrap this shit up so I can go see Tommy about that new exotic pack.
Justin Cage
Well our picks are in Cageholocis and we thank you all for tuning in this morning with us, tune in next time with us on BIGG FACTS for more Project Honor news, also tune in tonight at 8pm on the PH network. ( projecthonor.proboards.com/thread/1747/crowning-ii-card )[/div][/i]Tyler fires up a blunt and blows the smoke into the screen as it fades out.