Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2022 19:54:10 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see Earl Boyde in his car, drinking and driving the day away. He accidentally hits a wall causing him to crash, thankfully he hits an air-bag and is fine. He then throws up, and picks up a ring, Earl would then speak to start the promo.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, oooh! I swallowed that nose ring in the 1990s! Anyways, It’s time to retain old glory! No more living in the past, I am gonna relive the past and relive it in my own image! I am gonna prove to that homeless guy on the street that, indeed, I can retain the title. After that, I’m gonna go huntin in my backyard in Redfeathers for deer, yeah boy!
Earl would take a sip of beer, seemingly unfazed about the crash that he was just in. Earl would continue to speak.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, both of you, I’m gonna send your stupid asses to the hospital and when your little kid asks “How did your bones get broken?”, they are gonna respond, “I made the stupid decision of fucking with Earl Boyde.” Your asses aren’t gonna be red, they are gonna be purple like Randall Boggs.
Earl Boyde throws the ring out of the window.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, Angelo, I don’t know why your ass is hanging out with us, you were only a champ because you attacked me out of nowhere, you were too stupid and cowardly to pick a fight with me one on one. That ain’t gonna happen ‘cause you lost it to Henry Lee. Well Henry, you might be the current champ of the baldies, but that’s gonna change once I step into that ring and prove I still got it.
The screen fades to black.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, oooh! I swallowed that nose ring in the 1990s! Anyways, It’s time to retain old glory! No more living in the past, I am gonna relive the past and relive it in my own image! I am gonna prove to that homeless guy on the street that, indeed, I can retain the title. After that, I’m gonna go huntin in my backyard in Redfeathers for deer, yeah boy!
Earl would take a sip of beer, seemingly unfazed about the crash that he was just in. Earl would continue to speak.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, both of you, I’m gonna send your stupid asses to the hospital and when your little kid asks “How did your bones get broken?”, they are gonna respond, “I made the stupid decision of fucking with Earl Boyde.” Your asses aren’t gonna be red, they are gonna be purple like Randall Boggs.
Earl Boyde throws the ring out of the window.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, Angelo, I don’t know why your ass is hanging out with us, you were only a champ because you attacked me out of nowhere, you were too stupid and cowardly to pick a fight with me one on one. That ain’t gonna happen ‘cause you lost it to Henry Lee. Well Henry, you might be the current champ of the baldies, but that’s gonna change once I step into that ring and prove I still got it.
The screen fades to black.