Protest Promo, 2 of ???: FUCK THIS Edition
Feb 14, 2022 10:08:34 GMT -5
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Post by levy on Feb 14, 2022 10:08:34 GMT -5
LIST OF DEMANDS:
MORE LEOVANNI FANFIC FROM WHOEVER IS WRITING THIS BRILLIANCE
NO FALLOUT OR EX-FALLOUT ROSTER MEMBERS ALLOWED ON PROVING GROUND OR WITHIN VENUES WHERE PROVING GROUND EVENTS HAVE TAKEN PLACE
AT LEAST ONE JEWISH FORMER CHILD ACTOR CHAMPION WITHIN THE COMPANY AT ALL TIMES
BILLY BENNETT'S PHONE NUMBER
INDY DARLING MUST PERSONALLY AND VERBALLY COMMIT TO ENDING RACISM
KAY FLOCK INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK N' ROLL HALL OF FAME
BRING BACK CURT 'MR. PERFECT' HENNIG TO STYLE ON ALL THESE FUCKING VANILLA MIDGETS RUINING THE BUSINESS
AN ASSORTMENT OF FRESHLY BAKED BAGELS AVAILABLE BACKSTAGE
PROVING GROUNDS MUST CHANGE THEIR NAME TO 'THAT LEVY SHOW'
FIRE T.J. PRICE AND HAVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER SELLING USED CARS, THE GODDAMN RUBE
ALL FURTHER PROJECT: HONOR EVENTS MUST START WITH A FULL RENDITION OF 'FIDDLER ON THE ROOF' STARRING JOHNNY LEVY AS ALL ROLES
FURTHER DEMANDS TO BE ADDED LATER
***OPENING TITLE CARD, DISCLAIMER AND END CREDITS WILL RETURN WHEN JOHNNY LEVY'S DEMANDS HAVE BEEN MET BY PROVING GROUND MANAGEMENT***
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"So it looks like they've booked me in some bullshit Battle Royal, and expect me to honestly cut a promo on like 40 fucking people, half of which are from that goddamn outlaw mud show Fallout."
"Well, guess what? I'll take a look at the list of entrants in this mess, but I'm not going to fucking like it."
"Michael Bishop? I'm surprised this guy hasn't been found hanging from his BowFlex yet."
"Yuriko Toriyama? CUTE."
"Carny Sinclair? Never heard of him, but carnival folk have a long, shared history with my people. Fuck the rubes, take them for all they're worth."
"Mr. Wright?! Oh man, I wonder if I can get an autograph. I'm a huge fan of the Promised Land Playhouse! Such wholesome content. Plus, more visual material for my Billy Bennett/Candi Cain fantasi-... I mean, I am a big fan of both of those fine, young pieces of ass, respectfully, and with all due respect, because I respect women."
"Wait..."
"Wait a fucking minute..."
"HAVOC?!?! They want me to get into a ring with HAVOC?!?!?!!?!?!?! Alright, fuck this, I'm out."
"The protest continues."
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