Post by darkcircle on Feb 7, 2022 15:36:06 GMT -5
{The screen comes up and we are looking at none other than House Urahara's own rookie sensation in Trafalgar Law who is sitting in a world famous Primanti Brothers restaurant with a partially devoured "The Capone" tall boy sandwich off to the side as the young man looks out the window with a wry grin on his face}
Law: There are two things that I love, one of them is a good fight because my mentor taught me that those...a good, solid knuckle bleeding, chest looking like chopped hamburger kind of *fight* is an incredibly rare thing in this day and age which causes me to love them when they actually happen.
And I really love a good sandwich like this tall boy here. It's right the right combination of meats with a very solid order of Jumpin' Jack Mac Balls...a truly exquisite thing to beholden.
But it's my love of a good fight that's lead me to being in the main event of Project Underground this week and while I doubt my opponent for the evening is capable of giving me the kind of fight that I love and crave for each and every time that I step into that very ring, but needless to say that I'm also not the kind of guy who balks at a good challenge.
{Law stops for a moment and takes a bite of his sandwich, enjoying the sheer combination wall of flavors before his eyes refocuses as he swallows, chuckling just a little bit as he puts the sandwich back down}
Law: To be honest, I did tell the Project Honor camera crew that I was coming here to *EAT* and not cut a blooming promo but as you can see, the crew didn't care and came anyway and so here I am trying to eat and enjoy myself while cutting this promo.
What a way to run a company, eh?
But like a camera crew actually understanding the difference about where you will and won't meet them, there is one thing for certain about this coming episode of Underground and that is from the moment that "I Fell" starts to echo throughout that very arena, the faithful of Project Honor will be thrilled by Defiance's Purveyor of Mayhem, me...Trafalgar Law, and I promise that I won't disappoint because I'm coming to thrill and never to ill.
And that's the honest truth...something that I bet that Mighty Meat Boy can't back up despite how hefty a meaty boy he *IS*, I mean he's not even focused on me but instead he thinks that he's facing some guy named "Graves" or something like that which is bad for him because he's distracted and all I need is one good shot and *BAM*...Detroit Rock City all over the map!
The problem that Meatball is about to understand is that in this "game", you can't get distracted or fooled because in the end, sooner or later someone will see that and take full advantage of it.
Someone like me in the end.
So I'll catch you all on the flipside, later.
{The screen fades to black}
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{A few moments after the Project Honor camera crew packs up and heads out, a person separates himself from the restaurant's bar and moves to sit across from Law, setting his own plate and drink down as Law looks up at his new table partner}
Law: So, what did you think of the promo?
Man: It was good, but I see that you didn't cover that whole "love" thing. I mean it's Valentine's month, why none of the love?
{Law snorts back a laugh as he takes another bite of his sandwich before tossing it back down}
Law: I don't know what it means to me, but I do know that I had one hell of a crush on this one indy wrestler that I saw. I followed her ever since I first caught one of her matches on Youtube and I followed her career all the way up to a point that I decided to become a professional wrestler myself, so I went and trained at the Apocalypse Academy and when I finally get my to see my crush live and in action...do you know what I find out?
Man: No, what?
Law: I find out that she swings for the other team as the old saying goes. Now I'm not mad at her for being cool with herself, I still love to watch her wrestle because she's got a mad way of doing things...but as for my meaning of the word, I'm still trying to figure it out because everyone's is different right?
{Law picks up and takes another bite of his own sandwich for a moment before he stops and looks over at the other man}
Law: And what about you though, what's your "definition"?
{The camera then pans left to show us that Law's table-partner is none other than the "Albert Wesker of Luchadores" himself, Wil Pierce. who holds up a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon like he's about to take a pull when Law asks him that question}
Wil: Well, in my own personal opinion...I like to follow the mantra of Jack White of the White Stripes when I say that Love is Blindness...
{The screen then fades to black once more to Wil's chuckle}
Law: There are two things that I love, one of them is a good fight because my mentor taught me that those...a good, solid knuckle bleeding, chest looking like chopped hamburger kind of *fight* is an incredibly rare thing in this day and age which causes me to love them when they actually happen.
And I really love a good sandwich like this tall boy here. It's right the right combination of meats with a very solid order of Jumpin' Jack Mac Balls...a truly exquisite thing to beholden.
But it's my love of a good fight that's lead me to being in the main event of Project Underground this week and while I doubt my opponent for the evening is capable of giving me the kind of fight that I love and crave for each and every time that I step into that very ring, but needless to say that I'm also not the kind of guy who balks at a good challenge.
{Law stops for a moment and takes a bite of his sandwich, enjoying the sheer combination wall of flavors before his eyes refocuses as he swallows, chuckling just a little bit as he puts the sandwich back down}
Law: To be honest, I did tell the Project Honor camera crew that I was coming here to *EAT* and not cut a blooming promo but as you can see, the crew didn't care and came anyway and so here I am trying to eat and enjoy myself while cutting this promo.
What a way to run a company, eh?
But like a camera crew actually understanding the difference about where you will and won't meet them, there is one thing for certain about this coming episode of Underground and that is from the moment that "I Fell" starts to echo throughout that very arena, the faithful of Project Honor will be thrilled by Defiance's Purveyor of Mayhem, me...Trafalgar Law, and I promise that I won't disappoint because I'm coming to thrill and never to ill.
And that's the honest truth...something that I bet that Mighty Meat Boy can't back up despite how hefty a meaty boy he *IS*, I mean he's not even focused on me but instead he thinks that he's facing some guy named "Graves" or something like that which is bad for him because he's distracted and all I need is one good shot and *BAM*...Detroit Rock City all over the map!
The problem that Meatball is about to understand is that in this "game", you can't get distracted or fooled because in the end, sooner or later someone will see that and take full advantage of it.
Someone like me in the end.
So I'll catch you all on the flipside, later.
{The screen fades to black}
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{A few moments after the Project Honor camera crew packs up and heads out, a person separates himself from the restaurant's bar and moves to sit across from Law, setting his own plate and drink down as Law looks up at his new table partner}
Law: So, what did you think of the promo?
Man: It was good, but I see that you didn't cover that whole "love" thing. I mean it's Valentine's month, why none of the love?
{Law snorts back a laugh as he takes another bite of his sandwich before tossing it back down}
Law: I don't know what it means to me, but I do know that I had one hell of a crush on this one indy wrestler that I saw. I followed her ever since I first caught one of her matches on Youtube and I followed her career all the way up to a point that I decided to become a professional wrestler myself, so I went and trained at the Apocalypse Academy and when I finally get my to see my crush live and in action...do you know what I find out?
Man: No, what?
Law: I find out that she swings for the other team as the old saying goes. Now I'm not mad at her for being cool with herself, I still love to watch her wrestle because she's got a mad way of doing things...but as for my meaning of the word, I'm still trying to figure it out because everyone's is different right?
{Law picks up and takes another bite of his own sandwich for a moment before he stops and looks over at the other man}
Law: And what about you though, what's your "definition"?
{The camera then pans left to show us that Law's table-partner is none other than the "Albert Wesker of Luchadores" himself, Wil Pierce. who holds up a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon like he's about to take a pull when Law asks him that question}
Wil: Well, in my own personal opinion...I like to follow the mantra of Jack White of the White Stripes when I say that Love is Blindness...
{The screen then fades to black once more to Wil's chuckle}