Post by darkcircle on Feb 2, 2022 23:31:46 GMT -5
{The screen fades in as we hear the sound of a really loud “clunk-click” before we get an old VHS style replay of the events of the last edition of Proving Ground where Percivial sees our boy Kyle wince in pain from the submission that Emmanuelle has him in and instantly calls for the bell, costing the Troupe a possible chance at winning…but what the camera’s didn’t catch was the look of utter rage on Kyle’s face after the “Platinum Standard of Wrestleworld” releases the hold before the screen suddenly does a static jump to where the Phantom Troupe are standing in one of the empty, near-dark internal corridors of the PPG Arena}
DJ: Last week, did we or did we not call it right down the middle when we said that somehow the Cheese Boys were going to do something to screw the Phantom Troupe over? And why did we get screwed over…because we beat a couple of no necked ham and eggers at a fucking pay per view?!
{DJ looks highly annoyed for a moment before he shakes his head angrily before stabbing a finger at the camera}
DJ: You know, I try real damn hard not to be vulgar or rude on international television, I try to set the good example for my partner and everyone else that not every bloody promo has to be a curse word every second word that comes out of your mouth but to also show our opponents that there are still some people out there that can show honor and respect to them…but after last Proving Ground and the bullshit that happened there, I’m sorry but fuck both you cheesey little bitches if you think that we’re just going to lay down and let you get away with that kind of shit, boys and the speaking of getting away with bullshit, if the front office of Project Honor thinks that Kyle and myself are going to just lie down and let them get away with it, then I’m so fucking sorry to pop your imaginary land bubble, but right here and now we’re demanding a match against them.
But as for our opponents for this week’s edition of Proving Ground, oh you can be damned sure that it’s going to be a living hell for the two of them and that’s no lie.
Take it, big man.
Kyle: My father taught me many valuable lessons growing up, some of them were as brutal as they were honest and others were just down right as black as the Devil’s own heart…as black as night and as pitch like sackcloth kind of dark…but one that sticks out right now is “When chasing revenge, make sure the other bastard doesn’t have the odds on you.” and Cheesey Boys, did you not think that if you screwed the Phantom Troupe over that we *wouldn’t* come looking for the two of you to grant you our own version of payback…or own version of *vendetta*?
Now as for our match at Proving Grounds this week, Minj and Skylar have nothing to worry about because we’re not looking past them in any shape or fashion…no, we’re relishing this match because it gives a chance to keep our tactics and teeth sharp as we not only get ready to rend and tear on our way to becoming the next Project Honor World Tag Team champions which is wont to do, but also to rip two little cheesy bastards into a load of cheesy tots!
But you see, I get why so many teams around here think that we’re a couple of jokers and it’s because they are afraid of what DJ and I can do in that ring and that’s the same kind of arrogance that Arata Asakura always brings each and every time that he’s on TV, cutting a promo, or generally does anything because he feels that just because he has turned his “Delusions of Godhood” into a viable gimmick or prancing around half-naked to try and be taken seriously like Lexi Gold, or a prancing party boi with no real talent just being handed title after title for no freaking reason make them all think that they have the right of way here in this promotion and makes them all think that they are all superior to people like DJ and I.
{Kyle chuckles for a moment before he looks over at DJ and Law before he shakes his head and looks back to the camera}
Kyle: The truth of the matter is that while Arata could call my words those of an “ungrateful rookie who is too full of himself” when in reality it’s the truth is that the Phantom Troupe is more than capable of being the top tier tag team here in this company and in the end, when all of their combined egos have ran them out of Project Honor, the Troupe will be the only ones left standing.
Just like what’s going to happen here this week on Proving Ground because the time for the Troupe to knock things up some has finally arrived and that means that the fun and games are over and the tag team division is going to start taking us seriously.
Law: Um guys?
{Both members of the Phantom Troupe turn to look at their junior member}
Kyle; What’s up?
Law: But we’re still going to have fun and enjoy ourselves, right?
DJ: Well yeah, but once the revenge has been dealt with.
Law: Eh, cool. Let’s get down to it then!
{The screen fades to black}
DJ: Last week, did we or did we not call it right down the middle when we said that somehow the Cheese Boys were going to do something to screw the Phantom Troupe over? And why did we get screwed over…because we beat a couple of no necked ham and eggers at a fucking pay per view?!
{DJ looks highly annoyed for a moment before he shakes his head angrily before stabbing a finger at the camera}
DJ: You know, I try real damn hard not to be vulgar or rude on international television, I try to set the good example for my partner and everyone else that not every bloody promo has to be a curse word every second word that comes out of your mouth but to also show our opponents that there are still some people out there that can show honor and respect to them…but after last Proving Ground and the bullshit that happened there, I’m sorry but fuck both you cheesey little bitches if you think that we’re just going to lay down and let you get away with that kind of shit, boys and the speaking of getting away with bullshit, if the front office of Project Honor thinks that Kyle and myself are going to just lie down and let them get away with it, then I’m so fucking sorry to pop your imaginary land bubble, but right here and now we’re demanding a match against them.
But as for our opponents for this week’s edition of Proving Ground, oh you can be damned sure that it’s going to be a living hell for the two of them and that’s no lie.
Take it, big man.
Kyle: My father taught me many valuable lessons growing up, some of them were as brutal as they were honest and others were just down right as black as the Devil’s own heart…as black as night and as pitch like sackcloth kind of dark…but one that sticks out right now is “When chasing revenge, make sure the other bastard doesn’t have the odds on you.” and Cheesey Boys, did you not think that if you screwed the Phantom Troupe over that we *wouldn’t* come looking for the two of you to grant you our own version of payback…or own version of *vendetta*?
Now as for our match at Proving Grounds this week, Minj and Skylar have nothing to worry about because we’re not looking past them in any shape or fashion…no, we’re relishing this match because it gives a chance to keep our tactics and teeth sharp as we not only get ready to rend and tear on our way to becoming the next Project Honor World Tag Team champions which is wont to do, but also to rip two little cheesy bastards into a load of cheesy tots!
But you see, I get why so many teams around here think that we’re a couple of jokers and it’s because they are afraid of what DJ and I can do in that ring and that’s the same kind of arrogance that Arata Asakura always brings each and every time that he’s on TV, cutting a promo, or generally does anything because he feels that just because he has turned his “Delusions of Godhood” into a viable gimmick or prancing around half-naked to try and be taken seriously like Lexi Gold, or a prancing party boi with no real talent just being handed title after title for no freaking reason make them all think that they have the right of way here in this promotion and makes them all think that they are all superior to people like DJ and I.
{Kyle chuckles for a moment before he looks over at DJ and Law before he shakes his head and looks back to the camera}
Kyle: The truth of the matter is that while Arata could call my words those of an “ungrateful rookie who is too full of himself” when in reality it’s the truth is that the Phantom Troupe is more than capable of being the top tier tag team here in this company and in the end, when all of their combined egos have ran them out of Project Honor, the Troupe will be the only ones left standing.
Just like what’s going to happen here this week on Proving Ground because the time for the Troupe to knock things up some has finally arrived and that means that the fun and games are over and the tag team division is going to start taking us seriously.
Law: Um guys?
{Both members of the Phantom Troupe turn to look at their junior member}
Kyle; What’s up?
Law: But we’re still going to have fun and enjoy ourselves, right?
DJ: Well yeah, but once the revenge has been dealt with.
Law: Eh, cool. Let’s get down to it then!
{The screen fades to black}