Post by MYŌJIN on Feb 2, 2022 23:04:22 GMT -5
It's only been just about close to two years since Project: Honor has been in existence and yet I'm already starting to feel like an ancient dinosaur walking around- and that's a gross feeling to have. A really gross feeling.
This roster of people, it seems like it has gone through rotation a lot. With basically everyone from the very first show, including the inaugural Warrior Rising, X-Factor, and Grand Champions no longer here- My original tag partner, Zane, no longer being here.. For the longest time, the only two constants that had been here since day one are yours truly… and Lil Petey.
And soon enough, he'll be getting ready to retire.
Make no mistake, I don't have much love for him. His Abe Lincoln chin hair is repulsive, his taste in fashion is tacky and tasteless, his overall personality makes it extremely easy to want to punch him in the face- and I have done that before, given our match at the very first Hell on Earth. He's always given me vibes that I don't like, never seeing like he would ever take anything seriously~
But at the same time, it's insane to think about. Sooner than later, I'm going to be the last of a generation. Last of an era. The only active wrestler still around, still kicking- and given the X-Factor Championship reign that I'm having? I'll still be here for a long time.
I can't lie though, there's a sense of sentimentality. Despite me being… prettier and better in almost every imaginable way, Petey and I were never that different. Beyond our demeanors and larger-than-life personas, we worked hard to be taken seriously by our peers. We struggled, both of us failing more times than we'd like to admit- and while his reign was short, we both won our first titles in this company at Night of Honor. It's been a journey that we've indirectly shared along the way.
I guess, what I'm trying to say is.. I'm thankful to be in this match. I'm thankful to be sharing the ring with him at least just one more time, I hope he knows that.
...Alright, sappy bullshit aside.
KaVengers, hello darlings.
You do realize how utterly fucked you are, don't you?
Normally I would take the time to individually address every single one of you. But to be honest? You all sort of blend in… All of you reek of being losers. The idea that you'd think I would ever align myself with a group of morons who can't accomplish anything on their own is hilarious.
I just want you to take a moment to realize how utterly one-sided this match will be.
You're going against Ozymandias, a rather big fella, isn't he? The former Grand and current Legacy Champion that has been running through practically anyone that stands in his path. Swindle Shelldrake, while I don't agree with his methods- You can't deny the results and I'm disgusted about what he did to Hunter to this day, I can't deny the results of his actions. When he wants to get something done, he will get it done.
TJ Thompson, a former Warrior Rising Champion. He isn't the brightest, actually quite far from it, but considering that I've wrestled him so many times that it's hard to count outside of and inside Project: Honor- He fights with purpose.
And Lil Petey, the biggest underdog. He might not have the highest win rate, he might not have the most impressive title reigns- but what he has showed after every defeat, every time that he's been knocked down… Is that he will get back up. He has heart. A fighting spirit that won't be denied.
And then there's me, babes. The second-longest reigning X-Factor Champion with already the most defenses. The Shining Star. Possibly the greatest technical wrestler this company will ever see- and last, but not least, the Heart and Soul of Project: Honor.
None of you KaVengers are qualified enough to even clean my pink Balenciagas.
Now, I can't make any promises for the others- but I will try to be gentle. Though if you want some advice, sweethearts?
Don't even bother showing up.