Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2022 16:34:41 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see Earl Boyde driving in a truck to go to Walmart, smoking cigarettes and drinking beer. Earl would start talking to start the promo.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I'm gonna go train, not only for this fight, but to get myself pumped up for the next few fights. Now, Rapture and Noah Hope. If you want to know what you are going to go up against, you better study now, boy.
Earl would get out of the truck and would go into the Walmart, Earl would open his beer and watch the people shop as he speaks again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, now we wait.
Almost right after he said that, a voice would be heard.
UNKNOWN
Hey boy!
Earl would turn around to see a morbidly obese neckbeard staring him in the eye.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, what?
DUDE
I want your gucci loafers! Give me your gucci loafers!
Earl looks at him with 101% confusion but the guy would start to throw fists! But he could not do much due to him being unable to enter Earl's reach because his belly goes out longer than his arms. Earl would hit him with a scoop slam followed with an elbow drop! Earl moves away as the man lays on the floor.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I didn't see that coming, but I'll make the triple threat match be just as fast as that was! But it will feel as slow as that guy can run!
Earl would take out a cigarette and smoke it as the screen fades to black.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I'm gonna go train, not only for this fight, but to get myself pumped up for the next few fights. Now, Rapture and Noah Hope. If you want to know what you are going to go up against, you better study now, boy.
Earl would get out of the truck and would go into the Walmart, Earl would open his beer and watch the people shop as he speaks again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, now we wait.
Almost right after he said that, a voice would be heard.
UNKNOWN
Hey boy!
Earl would turn around to see a morbidly obese neckbeard staring him in the eye.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, what?
DUDE
I want your gucci loafers! Give me your gucci loafers!
Earl looks at him with 101% confusion but the guy would start to throw fists! But he could not do much due to him being unable to enter Earl's reach because his belly goes out longer than his arms. Earl would hit him with a scoop slam followed with an elbow drop! Earl moves away as the man lays on the floor.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I didn't see that coming, but I'll make the triple threat match be just as fast as that was! But it will feel as slow as that guy can run!
Earl would take out a cigarette and smoke it as the screen fades to black.