Everybody Loves Earl Boyde

The screen opens up as we see Earl Boyde sitting on his couch in his living room, he appears to be smoking a cigar, Earl would put the cigar and begin to speak.



EARL BOYDE
Hey boy-



A sitcom cheer sound effect is then heard as Earl looks confused as all hell, as the cheer settles down, Earl speaks again.



EARL BOYDE
Hey bo-



The sitcom cheer sound effect is then heard once again as Earl looks around the room, Earl would talk again.



EARL BOYDE
HEY BOY-





The sitcom cheer sound effect is then heard YET AGAIN before Earl kicks the couch and then sits down as sweats as he tries not to say the phrase.



EARL BOYDE
You know, Logan, you have know idea what you are going into this match expecting. The Villain of Wrestling and Public Enemy huh? Well, Mister Burger sir, I’ve seen you walking around the bar looking for fat chicks, and you know what we do to people who look for fat chicks, we beat them up until their face looks like your grandma’s homemade Kool-Aid, yah hear that?





Earl would pause for a bit before speaking again.





EARL BOYDE
Hey.. bitch, I’m gonna punch in you and your mop hair in with my good ol’ fist and boot, you are no more of a villain then the homeless guy outside asking for money and he poses no threat to anything and every little goddamn thing.





Earl would pause for a bit again before speaking.



EARL BOYDE
Hey boy-



The sitcom cheer sound effect is then heard before Earl angrily tackles the camera, ending the scene.