Post by darkcircle on Jan 17, 2022 23:56:00 GMT -5
{The screen fades in and we see both halves of the Phantom Troupe somewhere in the world, dressed in their usual street gear and looking more than a little annoyed at something}
DJ: You know something, there is a lot of people doing a lot of assumptions out there. Assumptions like Havoc can’t get any more creatively violent..
Kyle: And there is an incredibly strong chance that with Hana with him, it’s only a matter of *when*..
DJ: Or that Myojin can’t be a submission superstar with such glorious hair?
Kyle: He does have hair that’s worthy of being envious over…I mean look at mine, she just looked right at me and *PAST*...
{DJ shoots his partner a look to which Kyle only shrugs to while Law simply chuckles in the background as the camera continues to keep an eye on DJ}
DJ: and the most important thing of all is how does Pepper Jack Cheese honestly think that they can get revenge on my partner and myself for beating them at the pay per view a few days back by having us square off against Myojin and Emm…
Kyle: Just call her Emmy, DJ.
DJ: Um…why such a short shorting?
Kyle: Because I’d rather take more time focusing on how much of an epic waste of time that this match is because not only are we squaring off against two of the top superstars here in Project Honor but also the very two slapnuts that we *BEAT* and beat *FAIRLY* at the pay per view who think that just because Ratman doesn’t understand certain things, that they can just use him like he’s a nobody.
Kind of like that Erik Saint John jackhole.
DJ: Yeah but without the years of experience in what it means to be a professional wrestler because while the Pepper Jacks seem to think that they can punish the two of us by a second hand means while they ref the match and yet the two of them couldn’t figure out that they could’ve put a little bit more effort into our match at the last show then they could’ve beaten us and moved up and beyond.
But no, the Pepper Jacks thought that the Troupe was nothing more than a pair of bad jokes and now look at how they are throwing their excuses?
Law: I honestly didn’t think that they could’ve gone that route..I mean a “revenge match” of all things?
DJ: Perhaps, but while we are looking at this match as an insult to us personally and professionally…but we are also in this outrage with our opponents no less. I mean they likely feel the same as we do, being used as part of some petty ass bullshit by a couple of guys who just want to throw their weight around because they lost a major event match.
But that aside, Kyle and I are welcoming this chance to prove ourselves against a pairing of two of the top stars here in Project Honor and while I know that Kyle here is looking to see if his talents have improved in any shape or way since his last encounter with Myojin, I myself am looking forward to seeing how I would fair against someone like Emmy.
By the way, please don’t take the shortening of your name wrong, miss. I’m used to people calling me “Danny-Boy” after my first five years of being in this sport so I think that you can understand where I’m coming from and what not.
{Law can be seen rolling his eyes slightly at DJ’s reaction while the camera refocuses in on Kyle as the bigger half of the Phantom Troupe crosses his arms over his broad chest and shakes his head}
Kyle: Me personally, I am looking for a fight as always…looking for a chance to prove myself as a professional wrestler and that not only do I belong but I also will thrive to become one of the greatest that this industry will ever produce.
Just like Myojin is going to be at the end of his road and others that I grew up idolizing like Eli Flair, Damian Stone, Rocko Daymon, HORNET, Troy Windham, and quite a few others and this, this is why I’m not viewing this as two jobbers attempting to get back at us for beating them like a couple of useless bitches. But instead as a chance to improve my skills in the best way that I know how;
By squaring my shoulders back and taking down and out two of the toughest bastards on the entire Project Honor roster.
Two people that are far much and more tougher than either Pretender Asakura or the Lord of the Black Sun, Havoc.
So at Proving Ground this week, you can bet your bottom fucking dollar that not only will the Phantom Troupe come out of this with the win, but it will be the most hard fought win of our entire careers to date and not only are we going to get that victory, but we’re going to do it without any of the bullshit like so many other teams seem to need around here in order to get the job done.
And that’s because not only are we going to bring power and respect back to the tag team division, we’re also going to be doing it with nothing but honor and hard strikes because we’re not some kind of fucking joke.
We’re the Phantom Troupe and it’s about time that you all started to fucking respect that.
DJ: Or enjoy the consequences, right partners?
{The screen then fades to black as the three men nod in agreement}
DJ: You know something, there is a lot of people doing a lot of assumptions out there. Assumptions like Havoc can’t get any more creatively violent..
Kyle: And there is an incredibly strong chance that with Hana with him, it’s only a matter of *when*..
DJ: Or that Myojin can’t be a submission superstar with such glorious hair?
Kyle: He does have hair that’s worthy of being envious over…I mean look at mine, she just looked right at me and *PAST*...
{DJ shoots his partner a look to which Kyle only shrugs to while Law simply chuckles in the background as the camera continues to keep an eye on DJ}
DJ: and the most important thing of all is how does Pepper Jack Cheese honestly think that they can get revenge on my partner and myself for beating them at the pay per view a few days back by having us square off against Myojin and Emm…
Kyle: Just call her Emmy, DJ.
DJ: Um…why such a short shorting?
Kyle: Because I’d rather take more time focusing on how much of an epic waste of time that this match is because not only are we squaring off against two of the top superstars here in Project Honor but also the very two slapnuts that we *BEAT* and beat *FAIRLY* at the pay per view who think that just because Ratman doesn’t understand certain things, that they can just use him like he’s a nobody.
Kind of like that Erik Saint John jackhole.
DJ: Yeah but without the years of experience in what it means to be a professional wrestler because while the Pepper Jacks seem to think that they can punish the two of us by a second hand means while they ref the match and yet the two of them couldn’t figure out that they could’ve put a little bit more effort into our match at the last show then they could’ve beaten us and moved up and beyond.
But no, the Pepper Jacks thought that the Troupe was nothing more than a pair of bad jokes and now look at how they are throwing their excuses?
Law: I honestly didn’t think that they could’ve gone that route..I mean a “revenge match” of all things?
DJ: Perhaps, but while we are looking at this match as an insult to us personally and professionally…but we are also in this outrage with our opponents no less. I mean they likely feel the same as we do, being used as part of some petty ass bullshit by a couple of guys who just want to throw their weight around because they lost a major event match.
But that aside, Kyle and I are welcoming this chance to prove ourselves against a pairing of two of the top stars here in Project Honor and while I know that Kyle here is looking to see if his talents have improved in any shape or way since his last encounter with Myojin, I myself am looking forward to seeing how I would fair against someone like Emmy.
By the way, please don’t take the shortening of your name wrong, miss. I’m used to people calling me “Danny-Boy” after my first five years of being in this sport so I think that you can understand where I’m coming from and what not.
{Law can be seen rolling his eyes slightly at DJ’s reaction while the camera refocuses in on Kyle as the bigger half of the Phantom Troupe crosses his arms over his broad chest and shakes his head}
Kyle: Me personally, I am looking for a fight as always…looking for a chance to prove myself as a professional wrestler and that not only do I belong but I also will thrive to become one of the greatest that this industry will ever produce.
Just like Myojin is going to be at the end of his road and others that I grew up idolizing like Eli Flair, Damian Stone, Rocko Daymon, HORNET, Troy Windham, and quite a few others and this, this is why I’m not viewing this as two jobbers attempting to get back at us for beating them like a couple of useless bitches. But instead as a chance to improve my skills in the best way that I know how;
By squaring my shoulders back and taking down and out two of the toughest bastards on the entire Project Honor roster.
Two people that are far much and more tougher than either Pretender Asakura or the Lord of the Black Sun, Havoc.
So at Proving Ground this week, you can bet your bottom fucking dollar that not only will the Phantom Troupe come out of this with the win, but it will be the most hard fought win of our entire careers to date and not only are we going to get that victory, but we’re going to do it without any of the bullshit like so many other teams seem to need around here in order to get the job done.
And that’s because not only are we going to bring power and respect back to the tag team division, we’re also going to be doing it with nothing but honor and hard strikes because we’re not some kind of fucking joke.
We’re the Phantom Troupe and it’s about time that you all started to fucking respect that.
DJ: Or enjoy the consequences, right partners?
{The screen then fades to black as the three men nod in agreement}