Post by Pyro on Dec 14, 2020 17:04:14 GMT -5
“The more Chaotic I am, the more complete I am.” - Austin Osman Spare
Next Week
Chaos Wrestling Presents
Sameal Eville versus Zane Gunn
In an Inferno Match
Unaired Footage
Ten Years Ago
This was to be the young guy's first Inferno Match, Sameal Eville was no stranger to fire, in fact, it was like he was one with fire. It didn’t mean that he wasn’t worried, but he sure as hell wasn’t going to show that he was. This wasn’t just Sameal’s first Inferno Match, but his first match in Chaos Wrestling. At twenty-one years old, Sameal had bigger balls than most on the roster of Chaos Wrestling. The minute Sameal had signed his contract, he went out the next night on the Chaos Wrestling show and called out Zane Gunn.
He’d noticed how Zane had claimed to be this and that, and as much as Zane thought he was a bad guy, the fans just laughed at him. Zane saw himself as a serious heel in Chaos, but no one took him that way, even though he was undefeated still. This didn’t bother Sameal at all, it just made him all that more determined to not only beat Zane Gunn but humiliate him too. Sameal had never cared about what people thought about him, he also didn’t care if anyone took him seriously or not because after the Inferno Match, he was going to make sure he put the whole world on notice.
Making his way out to the ring, he wasn’t sure how to take the fact the crowd was responding to him with such a positive reaction. Surely it must have been because they were fed up with Zane Gunn or just admiring the bravery of the young man. Once at the ring, Sameal walked up the steel steps and entered the ring between the middle and top rope. He then grabbed a microphone from one of the ringside crew as his music died down.
“Zane Gunn, the self-proclaimed heel of Chaos Wrestling. The dumbass who claims to be a failed lab experiment. Have to be really fucking stupid if you think that’s going to get over in wrestling. You get laughed at every time you come out to the ring, and even just when you speak. For someone who is apparently meant to struggle to speak, you really don’t know when to shut up, do you?”
Pausing for a moment, Sameal ended up facepalming at the stupidity of Zane, waiting to see if the so-called monster would come out, but he didn’t.
“I’m guessing “The Monster” Zane Gunn is too scared to face me, that doesn’t surprise me at all. There will be no running when we’re in our Inferno Match, you’ll finally get to see what a real monster is. I’m going to watch you burn, I’m going to laugh as you lay there burning and enjoy every moment of it. Fire and I have been friends for a long time, a friendship that can never be broken. People will be leaving after our match with nightmares, they’ll see that I’m a Messiah of Fire, that fire and I are inseparable. Now get your ass out here and face me like a man, I’m sure there will be no bloodshed but I’m sure if there was you’d try and no sell what happened anyway. Come the Inferno Match you won’t be able to do so, by the end of the match, I’m going to make sure you burn in hell. That you’ll never be recognizable ever again, that’s something you won’t be able to escape from, now get out here now!!!”
Sameal walked over to the turnbuckle and leaned against it and looked up the ramp waiting for Zane Gunn to appear.
“Sweetcheeks!”
Finally… Zane Gunn’s music hit, some shit about being a monster and hell-bent on destruction. The crowd just laughs as the seven-foot-tall and extremely muscular failed lab experiment walks out on stage. Beside him, he had his manager, Leon Silver, some failed lab technician who stood there with Zane on chains as he started to lead the so called monster down to the ring. On the way down to the ring, Leon shouts “STOP LAUGHING, ZANE IS A HEEL!”
“Release the hound so I can make him run off with his tail between his legs.”
The music finally cuts out as Sameal stands shouting for Zane to be released. Leon takes the muzzle off first causing Zane to snarl at Sameal who just stands there and laughs. Eventually, Leon unlocks the padlocks to Zane’s chains and Zane enters the ring over the top rope. Sameal wastes no time in squaring up to Zane who towers over him.
“You don’t scare me, you’re a damn laughing stock. You’re here in the ring right now trying to prove how much of a monster you are, but only a day ago you were playing My Little Pony with the face of the place Levi Heart. You’re meant to be this heartless, unable to talk monster, yet all you’ve done is prove otherwise. You’re an absolute joke in the wrestling industry, and I’ll prove that next week in our Inferno Match.”
This clearly angered Zane as he snatched the microphone from Sameal’s hand who stepped back and kicked Zane as hard as he could in the balls sending the big man to his knees. Sameal laughed as he snatched the microphone back from Zane.
“WHAT A BALL ACHE FOR BIG MAD ZANE!”
Without warning, Sameal drills the microphone into the forehead of Zane busting him open. As the big man eventually fell flat on his back, his manager Leon Silver slides in the ring standing between Sameal and Zane who is on the mat.
“KILL, KILL, KILL!!!”
This time Sameal drills the microphone into the head of Leon who clearly didn’t see that in the cards. This gave Zane enough time to get to his feet letting out a primal roar as he does and charges at Sameal. Zane takes him off his feet with a double leg spinebuster driving Sameal’s back hard into the mat. Zane begins pummeling Sameal with his massive hands, Sameal manages to block most of them but gets caught with one or two. One of the punches ends up leaving him with a ringing in the ear. He knew he had to get out of this predicament as he manages to grab Zane’s arm and end up locking in a Kimura and wrapping his legs around Zane’s torso as he does.
Security and whoever else were there start flooding the ring, they try to break the hold but Sameal has it locked in fully and doesn’t intend on breaking it. That’s when Leon Silver has managed to get to his feet finally and slides on some brass knuckles. Leon then smashes Sameal in the face with a punch busting him open. Sameal breaks the hold as Leon manages to get Zane out of the ring and out of harm's way. As Leon is at the top of the ramp, he muzzles Zane and chains him up as Sameal finally gets to his feet. Security and whoever else were out there were now at the bottom of the ramp blocking both parties from getting to one another. Seeing the microphone on the mat, Sameal picks it up, blood still pouring down his face as he does.
“Next week Zane… Next FUCKING week!”
The maniac laughter that echoed out through the arena that came from Sameal was spine-chillingly disturbing. Not only that but with his left hand, he wipes the blood over his face before licking some of the blood off his hand.
“Mmm! Tasty, oh so tasty. I can’t wait to have your blood on my hands, Zane, to watch your skin burn and enjoy the smell. Until then, rest up and I’ll see you in your nightmares.”
The next thing you hear is the microphone hitting the mat before Sameal rolls out of the ring and makes his exit throughout the crowd. The members of the crowd were too scared and weary to get close to him as he did. The last thing you see is a menacing smirk from Sameal before he disappears.
Aired Online
DJ’s Blog
December 10th, 2020
...CHAOS…
...CARNAGE…
Just two of many words that can describe what Pyro is capable of. No matter where he was, it seemed to follow him. He loved chaos and carnage, and the match against his opponent “The Australian Wolf” Aiden Reynolds would be no different. Pyro proved against Alex Kincaid that he wasn’t one to be underestimated and was happy to take out the trash. Aiden was nothing like Alex though and Pyro was happy about that because he actually has a worthy opponent.
Aiden and Pyro had exchanged words on Twitter already, nothing that was too brutal on either part, but Pyro intended differently in the ring. When it came to stepping in that ring, Pyro didn’t care who he had to face. He’d still go out there and be as brutal as he had to be to get the job done. You could look at Pyro and see on the outside that he was somewhat of an ordinary guy, but deep within him, he wasn’t wired properly. When you’re as excited by pain, bloodshed, and more importantly fire, there is something extremely wrong with you.
The worst thing you could ever do was to underestimate Pyro, especially since in his past he has proved he’d go to any lengths to get what he wants. He’d happily set fire to you and stand there enjoying the smell of burning flesh. Hell, the only ones who were one hundred percent safe from him were his wife, daughter, and me, his trainer who was like a father to him. Pyro may well be nice to you, but if you say one thing wrong, that switch within him would go off and he’d be out for your blood.
“The Messiah Of Fire” Pyro was “The Nightmare” you’d never be able to recover from in or out of the ring. Once he got inside your head, he’d stay there, he’d watch as you crumble right in front of him and just sit back and enjoy every moment of it. So at Unbreakable Resolution, Aiden Reynolds was in for the fight of his life, and it definitely wouldn’t be something he’d be able to forget.
DJ (Damien Jones)
“I was born into chaos. I didn’t know what peace felt like.” - Shannon A. Thompson, Seconds Before Sunrise
Aired Footage
Sanford, Florida
December 13th, 2020
The smell of burning wood and material was contaminating the air, the sight of heavy black smoke could be seen for miles. This was a regular sight in the part of Sanford, Florida where Pyro lived. Whether the neighbors like it or not, none of them were brave enough to approach Pyro and just left him to it. This was Pyro’s happy place, near a fire, whether he was in control of it or not. Pyro wasn’t an idiot though, near his family home, the fire was always controlled, his wife and daughter were in the house, the two people he’d protect with his life.
As we see Pyro, he is dressed in a pair of blue denim dungarees that were tucked into some black steel toe capped worker boots. His hair was as wild as it always was along with his beard, he kind of looked like a lumberjack just without the red and black checkered shirt. He was there with an ax in hand, as he chopped away at the wood before throwing more of it onto the fire that raged on beside him.
“Oi Shithead!” Pyro brought the ax up and with one swift motion, he drove the ax through the wood as easy as Thor would drive his hammer through armies of men. “Yes, I was talking to you Mr. Reynolds when I said that. You call yourself “The Australian Wolf” but where do you stand in the pecking order? You clearly aren’t a lone wolf, because you make it look so easy riding the coattails of your buddy Dickie Watson.”
Picking the wood up from the ground, Pyro had a smile on his face just like a kid would from receiving candy as he threw the wood onto the fire. The roaring of the fire just made him so happy and chilled out. The fire was like cannabis was to a stoner to Pyro. It was not only a high to him but a relaxant too.
“So back to the order of you in a pack of wolves since we’ve established you’re not a lone wolf. You clearly aren’t an Alpha Male or even an Alpha Female, come to that I wouldn’t even consider you a Beta Wolf or an Omega either. You’re just a wolf that is just part of the rest of the pack. Just the wolf that has to wait to feed until the rest are done. Is that like Dickie and you? Do you have to wait until he has eaten for you to eat? After all, he is the Alpha Male of The Commonwealth and everyone knows it.
You’re alone in this match against me, you don’t have your Alpha, just you, one of the rest of the pack. I’m going to step into that ring and show you just why I’m an Alpha Male and you’re not. I’m going to step in the ring and be hell-bent on Chaos and Carnage, I’m going to make them two words mean something like no one ever has before. By the end of the match, you’ll be running back to Dickie with your tail between your legs. You’ll be begging for his forgiveness, for him not to throw you out of The Commonwealth pack. What do you truly have to offer to Dickie?”
Axe still in his hands, Pyro picks up some more wood and positions it upright ready to chop. Once again Pyro brings the ax back and as powerful as he had before, he sends the ax through the wood like a knife through butter.
“You have absolutely nothing to offer, and still won’t after the Legacy Championship Series
Qualifying Match. Do you really believe that I’m going to allow you to fulfill your needs to your Dickie before I fulfill mine to my family? I don’t do this just for me, I do it for my family too, and if it means I have to go as far as setting you on damn fire to win, I will. Actually, it would’ve been so much better if this was an Inferno Match, just so I got the delight of smelling what your burning flesh would smell like. Different people's skin smells differently, I’m guessing yours would smell like shrimp on a barbie and Fosters. Who knew you Australians could fuck up the English language more than you already do. It’s barbeque, not fucking barbie you Drongo. Don’t get me started on that piss water beer you call Fosters and drink.
You’re such a fuckwit too, a damn Wombat as a pet. If you weren’t a wrestler and riding the tails of the Grand Champion, you’d be referred to as a Wombat. An overweight, lazy, or slow idiot. Probably someone’s roommate, and eating Doritos on the couch right now as I speak. Sitting there shirtless, sweat under your man boobs, dripping down over that podgy belly of yours. Watching as a Dorito falls onto your stomach and into your belly button, the same place the sweat from under your man boobs had run down too. That wouldn’t stop you though, you’d still pick that Dorito up and eat it. All because you’re a lazy and slow idiot, you won’t ever get success unless it’s thanks to Dickie Watson. You’ll always be known as the guy who teams up with Dickie Watson. “
Pyro picks the wood up off the floor and again throws it onto the fire watching the flames go higher and higher.
“I wonder what you’ve had to say about me. Bet you’ve attacked the fact that I’m a horror fan or the way I look. You see that’s something I hear over and over again, and something that is so old, I just laugh at it if I’m unfortunate to hear it again and again. Hopefully, you prove me wrong and aren’t as much of a Wombat as I believe you’re, but there is one thing I know I’m not wrong on, and that’s me being victorious in our match. I’m sorry, but like Alex Kincaid, you’re just another sacrifice on my way to my LEGACY. What better way to cement my LEGACY than actually qualifying and going on to win the LEGACY CHAMPIONSHIP right?
Mr.Reynolds bring your A-game, I’m going to bring the fire, I’m going to be as dangerous as an Australian bushfire. I’m going to be wild and out of control in that ring, I’m going to be a different kind of person you’ve stepped in that ring with. You may think you’ve had to face monsters in that ring, but there is only one monster you should be worried about, “The Messiah Of Fire” Pyro because I’m “The Nightmare” and an everlasting one at that. See you at Unbreakable Resolution Mr. Reynolds when this bush fire surrounds you in that ring and the smoke chokes you out… That smoke being me dickhead!”
Getting back to the fire, Pyro picks up the fuel can and smirks as he just throws it onto the fire. The fire was now wild as Pyro looked on. The grin on his face sickening and twisted before the last thing you hear is spine chilling laughter.
"Chaos is a friend of mine." - Bob Dylan
Tonight
Chaos Wrestling Presents
Sameal Eville versus Zane Gunn
In an Inferno Match
Unaired Footage
Ten Years Ago
The match had been a back and forth match between Sameal Eville and Zane Gunn. Zane may well be the bigger of the two monsters in the ring right now but Sameal wasn’t looking out of place. He’d taken the fight to the seven-foot-tall Zane, and both were in the middle of the ring trading blows. Both Sameal and Zane were covered in blood, the whole ring that was surrounded by fire was covered in blood too.
It just looked like a barbaric match, fans not knowing whether to keep watching or to look away at what sick and twisted thing will happen next. Eventually, Sameal gets the upper hand as he manages to take the feet of Zane away from him. Sameal then even though the ropes were on fire springboards off the ropes hitting Zane with an Enziguri with his boots on fire as they made contact with Zane. Sameal just stands there smirking as the fire slowly burns away from his boots and notices that Zane’s hair had caught fire, maybe it was all the hair products he used or that were tested on him.
“Burn Rat Burn!” Sameal shouts as he stood there watching Zane’s hair burn clean off his head.
Not wasting any more time Sameal picks Zane up and dropkicks him towards the burning ropes, Zane staggers a bit as once again Sameal dropkicks him before backing up and hitting a running dropkick to Zane. Zane without thinking grabs onto the burning ropes hurting his hands as he falls to the outside of the ring.
Sameal gets declared as the winner of the match but he wasn’t done. He backs up and launches himself over the burning ropes, burning his back in the process but lands back first into the stomach of the burning Zane. The crew comes running from everywhere with fire extinguishers in hand as they spray Zane with them. Eventually, the flames burn out, but Sameal isn’t done, he drags Zane to the ring from the outside and grabs his head pushing Zane’s face into the flames of the rope.
Everyone is screaming at Sameal to stop as he laughs maniacally as the crowd starts to chant “Pyro, Pyro, Pyro!” as if in some sick way they were enjoying what Sameal was doing. It seems they have dubbed Sameal with the name Pyro now as that is all that can be heard from most of the crowd. While others of the crowd wince in pain and even some others hiding their face and their kid's face. Eventually, Pyro as he has now been dubbed lets go of Zane who flops to the floor screaming in agony. Zane’s face having been burned off too. EMT’s rush down to Zane to check on him as Pyro shrugs them off. Pyro just strolls up to the top of the ramp, with battle scars and burns to show for the match, but he’d done what he’d set out to do, and that was to beat and humiliate Zane Gunn.
