Post by serranopoblano on Dec 28, 2021 13:57:42 GMT -5
BASIC INFO
TEAM NAME: Pepper Jack Cheese
MEMBERS OF THE TEAM: Percival Burque and Serrano Poblano
NICKNAME(S): Spicy Supreme, The Flavor of Friendship
COMBINED WEIGHT: 475 lbs.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
PIC BASES: Danhausen and Guy Fieri
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION
THEME SONG: "Even Rats" by The Slip
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION (OPTIONAL): A disorienting strobe light effect fills the arena as the cheerful melody of “Even Rats” begins to play over the sound system…
♫Even the rats know that trouble's gonna come
To the edge of the city, see the little guys run
I hear Spring's nice in Canada
Maybe the men up on Capitol Hill
Need a little less Jack and a little more Jill
You can have my stereo
Even though the race may never be won
I can lay like a dandy, get heavy in the sun
Take a love song and beautify
Whoa whoa whoa♫
Percival Burque and Serrano Poblano emerge from backstage, The Ratman spinning in circles with his arms outstretched to his sides as Serrano holds his hands behind his head and slowly gyrates his hips. When Percy finally stops spinning and Serrano stops thrusting, they face each other and perform a ‘Patty Cake’ routine along with the song’s rhythm.
♫I hear the words but the meaning gets lost
It’s a game, it depends on who the ball gets tossed
It's the same ball anyway
You're tuggin' me now, cut me loose or take me on
You can pray, you can play the piper all night long
That's some good home cooking
Even though the race may never be won
I can lay like a dandy, get heavy in the sun
Take a love song and beautify♫
With the lyrics of the song complete and nothing but the happy yet somewhat melancholy instrumental remaining, Percy once again starts to spin in circles on his way down the ramp, while Serrano follows closely behind, occasionally reaching out to make sure The Ratman doesn’t spin right off of the entrance ramp.
They finally reach the ring and roll under the bottom rope, at which point Percy continues to spin without a care in the world, while Serrano does his best ‘Cabbage Patch’ and ‘Lawnmower’ dance moves. At ringside, Larry Kachow and Papa Rasputin watch on with expressions of annoyed disbelief as Papercut hops from one of their shoulders to the other.
As the music begins to die down, Percy stops spinning and it’s clear that he’s unsteady on his feet. Fortunately, his spicy friend is there to keep him from falling over, and once they both have their footing, they perform a second ‘Patty Cake’ routine before giving each other a great big hug.
♫Even the rats know that trouble's gonna come
To the edge of the city, see the little guys run
I hear Spring's nice in Canada
Maybe the men up on Capitol Hill
Need a little less Jack and a little more Jill
You can have my stereo
Even though the race may never be won
I can lay like a dandy, get heavy in the sun
Take a love song and beautify
Whoa whoa whoa♫
Percival Burque and Serrano Poblano emerge from backstage, The Ratman spinning in circles with his arms outstretched to his sides as Serrano holds his hands behind his head and slowly gyrates his hips. When Percy finally stops spinning and Serrano stops thrusting, they face each other and perform a ‘Patty Cake’ routine along with the song’s rhythm.
♫I hear the words but the meaning gets lost
It’s a game, it depends on who the ball gets tossed
It's the same ball anyway
You're tuggin' me now, cut me loose or take me on
You can pray, you can play the piper all night long
That's some good home cooking
Even though the race may never be won
I can lay like a dandy, get heavy in the sun
Take a love song and beautify♫
With the lyrics of the song complete and nothing but the happy yet somewhat melancholy instrumental remaining, Percy once again starts to spin in circles on his way down the ramp, while Serrano follows closely behind, occasionally reaching out to make sure The Ratman doesn’t spin right off of the entrance ramp.
They finally reach the ring and roll under the bottom rope, at which point Percy continues to spin without a care in the world, while Serrano does his best ‘Cabbage Patch’ and ‘Lawnmower’ dance moves. At ringside, Larry Kachow and Papa Rasputin watch on with expressions of annoyed disbelief as Papercut hops from one of their shoulders to the other.
As the music begins to die down, Percy stops spinning and it’s clear that he’s unsteady on his feet. Fortunately, his spicy friend is there to keep him from falling over, and once they both have their footing, they perform a second ‘Patty Cake’ routine before giving each other a great big hug.
CHAMPION ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION (OPTIONAL): Write out your entire Champion entrance in great detail.
TEAM IN-RING INFO
TEAM DISPOSITION: Choose from options below:
Baby Face
TENDENCY TO CHEAT: Choose from options below:
Sometimes if an opponent has it coming
MOTIVATION TO COMPETE: Delete all that DO NOT apply:
Passion; you live and breathe wrestling, winning or losing doesn't matter to you
Other; Friendship; sharing their love of wrestling and food to entertain each other and the masses.
GIMMICK: Two friends that are often overlooked or seen as a joke by others in the wrestling business, coming together to support each other’s dreams.
FAVORITE MATCH TYPE: Tornado Tag
LEAST FAVORITE MATCH TYPE: Death Matches
WEAPON OF CHOICE: A mischief of rats trained to administer genetically enhanced peppers as if they were dirty bombs.
TEAM MOVE-SET
COMMON MOVES (10 MIN):
1. Tandem Atomic Drop.
2. Tandem Suplex.
3. Serrano slingshots Percy into the ring for a cross body block.
4. Double DDT.
5. Spiked Piledriver.
6. Tandem Hip Strikes with an opponent’s head between them.
7. Big Swing followed by a diving leg drop.
8. Trust Fall - Serrano throws Percy with an overhead belly to belly so that he hits a cannonball on a fallen or seated opponent.
9. An Ode to Uncle Larry - Percy ties an opponent in a Tree of Woe so Serrano can hit a Bronco Buster.
10. Papa Don’t Preach - Serrano presses Percy overhead and throws him onto a ringside opponent.
SIGNATURE MOVES (5 MAX):
1. 'Flapjack Paddywack’'
Serrano drops an opponent with a flapjack and Percy hits them with a superkick on the way down
2. 'Oh Rats'
Serrano lifts an opponent on his shoulders and Percy hits them with a missile dropkick
3. 'Lick It to Claim It'
Percy and Serrano perform a double arm wrench on an opponent, then both lick the opponent’s face on opposite sides, and lastly hit stereo knee lifts to the opponent’s face
4. 'Spicy Surprise'
Serrano feigns a sunset flip, then Percy dives off the middle turnbuckle for a Panama Sunrise
5. 'Smelling Salts and Peppers'
Percy executes a dragon sleeper into a spinning slam, followed by Serrano’s running sitdown splash.
FINISHING MOVES (3 MAX):
1. 'Ratatouille’
Stereo Seated Sentons from the Top Rope
2. 'Taste Test'
Serrano locks on an Abdominal Stretch so an opponent is unable to block Percy’s Skidmark Mandible Claw
3. ‘Savor the Flavor’
Percy holds an opponent’s arms from outside of the ring so they’re unable to block Serrano’s stink face.
BIOGRAPHY
Percival Burque had a dream to become a professional wrestler like his adopted Papa. Serrano had a dream to combine his love of cooking with professional wrestling. They were laughed at, shunned, and often defeated when on their own. A chance meeting in the Mall of America changed all of that when they both learned that Ratatouille was their favorite movie. Together, they are the heart and soul of The KaVengers, and hope that they will find more success together than they did apart.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
The Flavor of Friendship is their only reward.