Post by Ratball Slade on Dec 22, 2021 23:33:47 GMT -5
The camera clicks on to show Ratman sitting in his makeshift training ring surrounded by various goodies. He has a small television and an off brand retro console hooked up, as well as many snacks such as Domino's Pizza, Xxtra Flamin Hot Cheetos, and store brand 2 liter sodas sitting on the ground next to them. In front of the television are four different sleeping bags. Ratman begins clapping excitedly then introduces himself as normal.
Ratman: Hello everyone! I welcome you to the first ever Ratman Christmas Slumber Party Extravaganza! Tonight I, The Ratman, am having over some very special guests…
While Ratman is speaking something appears to catch his attention. He then looks very excited and begins to hop up and down.
Ratman: Speaking of special guests, our first one is arriving as we speak! The Sultan of Spice themself!
Ratman picks up the camera and turns it toward Serrano who is struggling to climb down a ladder into Ratman's Sewer.
Serrano Poblano: *oof* Hello there… *humph*
Ratman: General Poblano!
Serrano stops climbing for a moment and looks over to Ratman confused.
Serrano Poblano: General Poblano?
Ratman: Yes! KaVengers need to have a general right?
Serrano continues making his way to the bottom and makes a small splash as he drops to the damp floor
Serrano Poblano: I think that’s a Star Wars reference there Ratatouille. Either way, I’m here! What a place you’ve got my fellow pepper loving amigo! You really weren't kidding when you said you lived in a sewer…
Ratman laughs from behind the camera.
Ratman: Oh well of course! How could I lie to one of my best friends?! Anyhow, follow me, I’ll show you around!
Serrano follows Ratman as he shows him around the sewer.
Ratman: So over here is where we shall be spending most of the night, it’s the ring I use to train and usually sleep in! I have a bunch of treats just for you too!
Serrano Poblano: Oh man! I can’t wait, I’m starving!
Ratman walks with the camera to a section that branches off to a long tunnel where to the right a faint orange light can be seen from the outside.
Ratman: So down that way to the right is where it opens up to the sewage runoff and to the left down a ways is where me and Papa’s rooms are as well as my Throne I use for my promos!
Serrano nods along as Ratman sort of shows him around.
Serrano Poblano: You really got this sewer living thing figured out, huh? I’m actually pretty impressed.
Ratman: It’s great, isn’t it?! I had all of my rat friends stay at the end of the hallway with Papa so that you could all have plenty of space to have fun and relax. It gets a little crowded sometimes.
Just as Ratman finishes speaking a loud voice is heard in the distance.
Larry KaChow: Oh sweet Jesus!
Ratman points his camera in the direction of Larry only to view a massive group of rats scurry through, running away from the forgetful friend of Ratman and Serrano
Ratman: Ah! Uncle Larry! Are you alright?!
Ratman runs toward the sound to find Larry laying on the ground curled up in a ball, with his clothes covered in rat prints.
Ratman: Oh boy! That mischief really likes to play rough don’t they?! Are you okay Uncle Larry?
Larry turns his head to look up to Ratman and the camera.
Larry KaChow: Percival? I may have run into a group of your… friends.
Ratman grabs the shaken Larry and pulls him up to his feet.
Ratman: There, there, Uncle Larry. Why don’t we go get you cleaned up. Wait, where did Serrano go?
Ratman pulls Larry along as they walk towards the ring area. As they turn the corner, we see Serrano who has found the Xxtra Flamin Hot Cheetos as he is demolishing the bag, shoveling Cheetos into his mouth.
Ratman: Oh. Well I was planning on waiting till everyone had arrived but our last guest seems to be running late so why don’t we dig in!
Ratman and Larry enter the ring and sit down and begin to eat with Serrano.
Ratman: I even ordered a pizza just for you Serrano! It has Jalapenos, Banana Peppers, Spicy Sausage, and Red Pepper Flakes! I got some extra hot sauce if you’d like too!
Serrano Poblano: Aww man! You didn't have to go out of your way like that for me my dude!
Ratman holds a hand to his chest.
Ratman: Well of course I did! We’re the KaVengers! Only the best for my dear friends!
The three of them eat until eventually they get down to the last pizza box. Larry begins to reach over and open the box right when Papercut jumps from inside having already taken nibbles all around the last Pizza.
Larry KaChow: What in the hell!
Larry flinches a little, clearly not fully recovered from earlier.
Larry KaChow: Alright, well I guess I’m done eating then.
Ratman: Oh Uncle Larry, I’m sure it’s fine to eat if you want more. Papercut is a bit of a neat freak, I’m sure he’s clean.
Larry hesitates for a moment.
Larry KaChow: No.. that’s quite alright, I think I’ve had enough for one night. What do you have planned for us next Percy?
Ratman: Well, I suppose we could watch a movie or play some games?
Serrano barges between the two of them and immediately gives his opinion on the matter.
Serrano Poblano: Did you say games? What kind of games do you have?
Ratman: Well I tried to find some we’d all like. I ended up getting Turtles in Time. Apparently it’s about a bunch of mutated turtles that live in a sewer and are trained by a wise old rat, just like me!
Papercut stands on his hind legs and huffs and puffs, upset over the age comment. The three of them begin to play games until they eventually all go to sleep, one by one until only Ratman is still awake.
Ratman: Oh what a day. I never knew I would make so many friends so quickly. I really wonder what happened to Noah though. I hope he got the invite.
Off camera
Noah Hope is wandering around a sewer in almost complete darkness only having his phone to use for light which is quickly running out of battery.
Noah Hope: Hello? Percival? Serrano? Mr. KaChow? I swore he said take two rights and then a left…
Noah is about to give up on his search only to realize he isn’t sure how to get back. He looks around for a moment when suddenly he turns to find an old man laying against the wall.
Noah Hope: Ahhh~!
Rasputin: Ahhh~! What the hell?! I’m trying to sleep in here!
Before Rasputin could even fully get his words out Noah had already begun running down the tunnel trying to escape.
Ratman: Hello everyone! I welcome you to the first ever Ratman Christmas Slumber Party Extravaganza! Tonight I, The Ratman, am having over some very special guests…
While Ratman is speaking something appears to catch his attention. He then looks very excited and begins to hop up and down.
Ratman: Speaking of special guests, our first one is arriving as we speak! The Sultan of Spice themself!
Ratman picks up the camera and turns it toward Serrano who is struggling to climb down a ladder into Ratman's Sewer.
Serrano Poblano: *oof* Hello there… *humph*
Ratman: General Poblano!
Serrano stops climbing for a moment and looks over to Ratman confused.
Serrano Poblano: General Poblano?
Ratman: Yes! KaVengers need to have a general right?
Serrano continues making his way to the bottom and makes a small splash as he drops to the damp floor
Serrano Poblano: I think that’s a Star Wars reference there Ratatouille. Either way, I’m here! What a place you’ve got my fellow pepper loving amigo! You really weren't kidding when you said you lived in a sewer…
Ratman laughs from behind the camera.
Ratman: Oh well of course! How could I lie to one of my best friends?! Anyhow, follow me, I’ll show you around!
Serrano follows Ratman as he shows him around the sewer.
Ratman: So over here is where we shall be spending most of the night, it’s the ring I use to train and usually sleep in! I have a bunch of treats just for you too!
Serrano Poblano: Oh man! I can’t wait, I’m starving!
Ratman walks with the camera to a section that branches off to a long tunnel where to the right a faint orange light can be seen from the outside.
Ratman: So down that way to the right is where it opens up to the sewage runoff and to the left down a ways is where me and Papa’s rooms are as well as my Throne I use for my promos!
Serrano nods along as Ratman sort of shows him around.
Serrano Poblano: You really got this sewer living thing figured out, huh? I’m actually pretty impressed.
Ratman: It’s great, isn’t it?! I had all of my rat friends stay at the end of the hallway with Papa so that you could all have plenty of space to have fun and relax. It gets a little crowded sometimes.
Just as Ratman finishes speaking a loud voice is heard in the distance.
Larry KaChow: Oh sweet Jesus!
Ratman points his camera in the direction of Larry only to view a massive group of rats scurry through, running away from the forgetful friend of Ratman and Serrano
Ratman: Ah! Uncle Larry! Are you alright?!
Ratman runs toward the sound to find Larry laying on the ground curled up in a ball, with his clothes covered in rat prints.
Ratman: Oh boy! That mischief really likes to play rough don’t they?! Are you okay Uncle Larry?
Larry turns his head to look up to Ratman and the camera.
Larry KaChow: Percival? I may have run into a group of your… friends.
Ratman grabs the shaken Larry and pulls him up to his feet.
Ratman: There, there, Uncle Larry. Why don’t we go get you cleaned up. Wait, where did Serrano go?
Ratman pulls Larry along as they walk towards the ring area. As they turn the corner, we see Serrano who has found the Xxtra Flamin Hot Cheetos as he is demolishing the bag, shoveling Cheetos into his mouth.
Ratman: Oh. Well I was planning on waiting till everyone had arrived but our last guest seems to be running late so why don’t we dig in!
Ratman and Larry enter the ring and sit down and begin to eat with Serrano.
Ratman: I even ordered a pizza just for you Serrano! It has Jalapenos, Banana Peppers, Spicy Sausage, and Red Pepper Flakes! I got some extra hot sauce if you’d like too!
Serrano Poblano: Aww man! You didn't have to go out of your way like that for me my dude!
Ratman holds a hand to his chest.
Ratman: Well of course I did! We’re the KaVengers! Only the best for my dear friends!
The three of them eat until eventually they get down to the last pizza box. Larry begins to reach over and open the box right when Papercut jumps from inside having already taken nibbles all around the last Pizza.
Larry KaChow: What in the hell!
Larry flinches a little, clearly not fully recovered from earlier.
Larry KaChow: Alright, well I guess I’m done eating then.
Ratman: Oh Uncle Larry, I’m sure it’s fine to eat if you want more. Papercut is a bit of a neat freak, I’m sure he’s clean.
Larry hesitates for a moment.
Larry KaChow: No.. that’s quite alright, I think I’ve had enough for one night. What do you have planned for us next Percy?
Ratman: Well, I suppose we could watch a movie or play some games?
Serrano barges between the two of them and immediately gives his opinion on the matter.
Serrano Poblano: Did you say games? What kind of games do you have?
Ratman: Well I tried to find some we’d all like. I ended up getting Turtles in Time. Apparently it’s about a bunch of mutated turtles that live in a sewer and are trained by a wise old rat, just like me!
Papercut stands on his hind legs and huffs and puffs, upset over the age comment. The three of them begin to play games until they eventually all go to sleep, one by one until only Ratman is still awake.
Ratman: Oh what a day. I never knew I would make so many friends so quickly. I really wonder what happened to Noah though. I hope he got the invite.
Off camera
Noah Hope is wandering around a sewer in almost complete darkness only having his phone to use for light which is quickly running out of battery.
Noah Hope: Hello? Percival? Serrano? Mr. KaChow? I swore he said take two rights and then a left…
Noah is about to give up on his search only to realize he isn’t sure how to get back. He looks around for a moment when suddenly he turns to find an old man laying against the wall.
Noah Hope: Ahhh~!
Rasputin: Ahhh~! What the hell?! I’m trying to sleep in here!
Before Rasputin could even fully get his words out Noah had already begun running down the tunnel trying to escape.
