Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2021 18:43:20 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see Officer Greyfield in his police car smoking some weed. Greyfield seems relaxed before realising the camera is on and panics to start the promo.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
Oh shit! I hope I don’t lose my badge for this. Oh well, just gotta remove it while editing. Anyways, ah yes, Christmas time, oh Christmas time, My favourite time of the year. It is the time where criminals steal stuff from some poor family’s home the most. Luckily, the long arm of the law is here to stop them, I usually beat the ever loving shit of them with my nightstick. Sometimes, they bleed out and die, man I hate when that happens, I have to clean up and do my share, or some shit like that.
Greyfield would pause for a bit before speaking again.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
Well, this match is a Nightstick on a Pole match! Hahaha, this is gonna be too easy! I will get to bash all yer skulls in that ring and Police Brutality will be as brutal as ever, baby. Now, it is gonna be time, time for a season’s beating for all of you in the name of justice, law and order!
Greyfield would pause again before speaking again.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
All of your pathetic little bones are gonna break, and all of you are gonna cry to your mommies, saying “OOOOH, MOMMIE, WAHHHH, THAT MEAN OL’ OFFICER BEAT ME UP! WAAAH!”
Greyfield would take a breather
OFFICER GREYFIELD
That sounds about right to me. Y’all are gonna arrive at your mother in law’s house for Christmas in a full-body cast, you are gonna watch your kids open their presents in a body cast and you are gonna carve the turkey in a full-body cast! And while you are doing that, you can thank me for that!
The screen fades to black.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
Oh shit! I hope I don’t lose my badge for this. Oh well, just gotta remove it while editing. Anyways, ah yes, Christmas time, oh Christmas time, My favourite time of the year. It is the time where criminals steal stuff from some poor family’s home the most. Luckily, the long arm of the law is here to stop them, I usually beat the ever loving shit of them with my nightstick. Sometimes, they bleed out and die, man I hate when that happens, I have to clean up and do my share, or some shit like that.
Greyfield would pause for a bit before speaking again.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
Well, this match is a Nightstick on a Pole match! Hahaha, this is gonna be too easy! I will get to bash all yer skulls in that ring and Police Brutality will be as brutal as ever, baby. Now, it is gonna be time, time for a season’s beating for all of you in the name of justice, law and order!
Greyfield would pause again before speaking again.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
All of your pathetic little bones are gonna break, and all of you are gonna cry to your mommies, saying “OOOOH, MOMMIE, WAHHHH, THAT MEAN OL’ OFFICER BEAT ME UP! WAAAH!”
Greyfield would take a breather
OFFICER GREYFIELD
That sounds about right to me. Y’all are gonna arrive at your mother in law’s house for Christmas in a full-body cast, you are gonna watch your kids open their presents in a body cast and you are gonna carve the turkey in a full-body cast! And while you are doing that, you can thank me for that!
The screen fades to black.