Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2021 16:41:30 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see Earl Boyde passed out on a bar, snot can be seen coming out of Earl’s nose before Earl wakes up and wipes it off. Earl would begin to speak to start the promo.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, fuck, I fell asleep again. Well, I just gotta take better care of myself.
Earl would then sloppy get on a stool and then get on his phone for a bit before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I was formerly the Gatekeeper champion, and now, It’s time for me to move on to bigger and greater things. The Ascension championship. God, I can’t even think about how much money I would get by winning that belt.. But not before I make James Ranger, Valkyrie and Logan Burgess wet their pants and run away from this promotion like a little pussy.
Earl would then take a sip of beer before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, everyone there is waiting for a bruisin’ and a cruising’ and I will deliver on that statement when I step into that ring. I am not sending a message here boy, I am sending a threat that everyone in that ring will get destroyed and this will be the hoss fight to end all hoss fights.
Earl would then take another sip of beer before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, now, the main course of the night, Valkyrie. You have been the champ for quite sometime y’know, and I will put an end to your tyrannical reign, and I become the fresh new face holding the Ascension championship that everyone wants to see. This is something that will happen and I will bet my dead pet cow on that. Though, she did make for a good steak.
Earl falls off the stool as the screen fades to black.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, fuck, I fell asleep again. Well, I just gotta take better care of myself.
Earl would then sloppy get on a stool and then get on his phone for a bit before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I was formerly the Gatekeeper champion, and now, It’s time for me to move on to bigger and greater things. The Ascension championship. God, I can’t even think about how much money I would get by winning that belt.. But not before I make James Ranger, Valkyrie and Logan Burgess wet their pants and run away from this promotion like a little pussy.
Earl would then take a sip of beer before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, everyone there is waiting for a bruisin’ and a cruising’ and I will deliver on that statement when I step into that ring. I am not sending a message here boy, I am sending a threat that everyone in that ring will get destroyed and this will be the hoss fight to end all hoss fights.
Earl would then take another sip of beer before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, now, the main course of the night, Valkyrie. You have been the champ for quite sometime y’know, and I will put an end to your tyrannical reign, and I become the fresh new face holding the Ascension championship that everyone wants to see. This is something that will happen and I will bet my dead pet cow on that. Though, she did make for a good steak.
Earl falls off the stool as the screen fades to black.