Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2021 17:00:35 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see Earl Boyde passed out in an empty bar with a beer bottle in his hand. Earl would then wake up, with his eyes looking red. Earl Boyde would speak to begin the promo.
EARL BOYDE
Hey, uh, boy. Man, I can’t believe that championship is off my waist, that god damn bastard named Angelo Ihaveasmallcockio took my title away. Oh well, no more fighting for it every match. I guess that’s fine.
Earl would then stand back up and get on a stool and watch Family Guy on the bar TV, albeit with poor audio. Earl would then speak again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I have proven my strength by winning the battle royale. Now, I guess it’s time to move on to greater and better things. It’s time, Oh yeah it’s time. It’s time for the new Earl. And that new Earl will arrive in Fallout tonight. When I will be facing off against Cain Sinclair and James Ranger.
Earl would take a sip of the little that’s left of the bottle and speak again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, Ol’ Thorberg here got a shave, beat his cancer and grew some hair and overall fancied himself up. I guess that’s good for him, but he still has yet to pin someone for the one, two, three… four. Either way, is Cain gonna beat me? I doubt it. Cause, Earl-a mania is gonna run wild on him.
Earl would scratch his head before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, we also have James Ranger. Now, I never really had a taste of him yet. But, he seems to be a hungry young fighter. But, just like the rest, you are gonna fall. So Ol’ Earl is gonna bash ye, bruise ye and kick yer...er, rear.
The screen fades to black.
EARL BOYDE
Hey, uh, boy. Man, I can’t believe that championship is off my waist, that god damn bastard named Angelo Ihaveasmallcockio took my title away. Oh well, no more fighting for it every match. I guess that’s fine.
Earl would then stand back up and get on a stool and watch Family Guy on the bar TV, albeit with poor audio. Earl would then speak again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I have proven my strength by winning the battle royale. Now, I guess it’s time to move on to greater and better things. It’s time, Oh yeah it’s time. It’s time for the new Earl. And that new Earl will arrive in Fallout tonight. When I will be facing off against Cain Sinclair and James Ranger.
Earl would take a sip of the little that’s left of the bottle and speak again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, Ol’ Thorberg here got a shave, beat his cancer and grew some hair and overall fancied himself up. I guess that’s good for him, but he still has yet to pin someone for the one, two, three… four. Either way, is Cain gonna beat me? I doubt it. Cause, Earl-a mania is gonna run wild on him.
Earl would scratch his head before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, we also have James Ranger. Now, I never really had a taste of him yet. But, he seems to be a hungry young fighter. But, just like the rest, you are gonna fall. So Ol’ Earl is gonna bash ye, bruise ye and kick yer...er, rear.
The screen fades to black.