Post by Casimir The Clown on Dec 6, 2021 17:05:49 GMT -5
-Today's Special-
It's a beautiful Saturday evening and Marc Aaron Newton along with his new girlfriend Scarlett Rose are at an Italian restaurant and they're sitting at their table talking and a waiter comes to take their order.
Waiter: "May I take your order?"
M.A.N: "Bring me one of today's specials and a glass of water please."
Waiter: "And for the lady?"
Scarlett: "Same for me."
Waiter: "Anything else?"
M.A.N: "Yes, how about a private hotel room with a few playthings and a book called: "Fifty Shades of Grey"?
Waiter: "I'm sorry but we don't provide those kinds of-"
M.A.N: "I was kidding, now get out of my face and come back with two plates of food and glasses of water."
The waiter nods and leaves. Scarlett notices that M.A.N is looking a bit nervous and it's very unusual.
Scarlett: "You okay there?"
M.A.N doesn't respond and keeps clenching and unclenching his fists and he keeps looking behind him.
Scarlett: "Honey?"
M.A.N: "Yeah, what?"
Scarlett: "Are you okay?"
M.A.N: "Yeah, I'm fine. It's been a while since I was on a date, any action like this in prison would have been a major life changer."
Scarlett laughs and then holds M.A.N's hand.
Scarlett: "Listen... I know you're nervous about getting back in the ring but you'll be fine. You're a little rusty but don't let that stop you, do your best and learn from it."
M.A.N sits completely still after Scarlett stops talking.
M.A.N: "You wanna know what the problem with that is? In this business... it's eat or be eaten and if I lose... I might as well just go back to jail. This match means more to me than it does that big meathead and winning this match means more to me than a lot of people realize. My livelihood depends on this match because business at M.A.N Global is at an all time low and if I lose this match... we might go bankrupt."
The M.A.N's words are followed by several minutes of silence until finally the waiter brings out two plates of food and two glasses of water.
Waiter: "Spaghetti and Meatballs with a special tomato sauce by our head chef."
M.A.N looks at his plate and then he looks at the waiter and then he looks at Scarlett and smiles and turns his look back to the waiter who's smiling as well.
M.A.N: "Can you please bring me a trash can?"
The waiter nods and walks to the trash can in the corner of the room and drags it next to the M.A.N's table.
M.A.N: "Thank you. Could you please hold it still?"
The waiter nods and grabs the sides of the trash can to hold it still. M.A.N grabs his plate and starts scraping the food off his plate and into the trash can.
M.A.N: "Baaack where you belong, theeere you go, veeery nice."
M.A.N finishes scraping the food off his plate and sets it back on his table with one meatball left. M.A.N grabs his fork and sticks it into the meatball, he puts the meatball in his mouth and starts chewing, he then turns to look at the waiter and spits the meatball in his face and the meatball bounces into the trash can.
M.A.N: "Please, bring me something else."
Waiter: "Of course sir."
M.A.N turns to look at Scarlett who has finished eating her food.
Scarlett: "What? I was hungry and they brought me Cajun catfish."
M.A.N: "Cajun catfish? They brought me spaghetti and meatballs..."
M.A.N looks confused and is trying to think.
M.A.N: "On second thought, I'm not really a fan of Italian food."
Scarlett: "Wanna go get sushi instead?"
M.A.N: "Sure, I haven't eaten sushi in a long while."
M.A.N and Scarlett get up and leave and as the waiter comes back, we can see him holding a gun. The waiter runs back to the kitchen as the camera fades to black.
It's a beautiful Saturday evening and Marc Aaron Newton along with his new girlfriend Scarlett Rose are at an Italian restaurant and they're sitting at their table talking and a waiter comes to take their order.
Waiter: "May I take your order?"
M.A.N: "Bring me one of today's specials and a glass of water please."
Waiter: "And for the lady?"
Scarlett: "Same for me."
Waiter: "Anything else?"
M.A.N: "Yes, how about a private hotel room with a few playthings and a book called: "Fifty Shades of Grey"?
Waiter: "I'm sorry but we don't provide those kinds of-"
M.A.N: "I was kidding, now get out of my face and come back with two plates of food and glasses of water."
The waiter nods and leaves. Scarlett notices that M.A.N is looking a bit nervous and it's very unusual.
Scarlett: "You okay there?"
M.A.N doesn't respond and keeps clenching and unclenching his fists and he keeps looking behind him.
Scarlett: "Honey?"
M.A.N: "Yeah, what?"
Scarlett: "Are you okay?"
M.A.N: "Yeah, I'm fine. It's been a while since I was on a date, any action like this in prison would have been a major life changer."
Scarlett laughs and then holds M.A.N's hand.
Scarlett: "Listen... I know you're nervous about getting back in the ring but you'll be fine. You're a little rusty but don't let that stop you, do your best and learn from it."
M.A.N sits completely still after Scarlett stops talking.
M.A.N: "You wanna know what the problem with that is? In this business... it's eat or be eaten and if I lose... I might as well just go back to jail. This match means more to me than it does that big meathead and winning this match means more to me than a lot of people realize. My livelihood depends on this match because business at M.A.N Global is at an all time low and if I lose this match... we might go bankrupt."
The M.A.N's words are followed by several minutes of silence until finally the waiter brings out two plates of food and two glasses of water.
Waiter: "Spaghetti and Meatballs with a special tomato sauce by our head chef."
M.A.N looks at his plate and then he looks at the waiter and then he looks at Scarlett and smiles and turns his look back to the waiter who's smiling as well.
M.A.N: "Can you please bring me a trash can?"
The waiter nods and walks to the trash can in the corner of the room and drags it next to the M.A.N's table.
M.A.N: "Thank you. Could you please hold it still?"
The waiter nods and grabs the sides of the trash can to hold it still. M.A.N grabs his plate and starts scraping the food off his plate and into the trash can.
M.A.N: "Baaack where you belong, theeere you go, veeery nice."
M.A.N finishes scraping the food off his plate and sets it back on his table with one meatball left. M.A.N grabs his fork and sticks it into the meatball, he puts the meatball in his mouth and starts chewing, he then turns to look at the waiter and spits the meatball in his face and the meatball bounces into the trash can.
M.A.N: "Please, bring me something else."
Waiter: "Of course sir."
M.A.N turns to look at Scarlett who has finished eating her food.
Scarlett: "What? I was hungry and they brought me Cajun catfish."
M.A.N: "Cajun catfish? They brought me spaghetti and meatballs..."
M.A.N looks confused and is trying to think.
M.A.N: "On second thought, I'm not really a fan of Italian food."
Scarlett: "Wanna go get sushi instead?"
M.A.N: "Sure, I haven't eaten sushi in a long while."
M.A.N and Scarlett get up and leave and as the waiter comes back, we can see him holding a gun. The waiter runs back to the kitchen as the camera fades to black.