Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2021 15:42:33 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see Jupiter behind an 1980s styled background. Jupiter can be seen angrily pacing around with being heard growling. Jupiter would stop pacing and growling and would begin to speak to start the promo.
JUPITER
I SMELL IT! I SENSE IT! IT IS IN MY VEINS! THE COSMIC POWERS OF MARS! THE RINGS OF JUPITER, AND THE BOILING SURFACE OF MERCURY! IT IS ALL IN MY VEINS, BONES AND MUSCLES! THE UNDERGROUND IS GONNA FEEL SOMETHING, THEY WILL NEED EARTHQUAKE INSURANCE AND THEY WILL NEED LIFE INSURANCE TOO! DO YOU KNOW WHY? DO YOU? IT IS BECAUSE JUPITER IS GONNA COME DOWN CRASHING INTO THE UNDERGROUND, AND THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT! JUST PURE ASHES AND BONES! I AM A GOD AMONG MEN!
Jupiter would briefly pause for a bit before speaking again.
JUPITER
AND WHO IS THE MORTAL WHO CHOOSES TO CHALLENGE ME? A BIRTHDAY CLOWN? I HAVE CRUSHED CHILDHOOD HEROES WITH THE PALM OF MY HANDS! WELL, GLUM, PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION! PREPARE FOR DISASTER! PREPARE FOR JUPITER! PREPARE TO FEEL PAIN LIKE NEVER BEFORE! YOU WILL BE BEATEN TO THE BRINK OF A COMA! AND YOU WISH YOU WERE A CLOWN AGAIN! BECAUSE YOU ARE MERELY A DWARF PLANET COMPARED TO JUPITER! I WILL CRUSH YOU WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE I DESTROYED ELEPHANTS AT THE BOTTOM OF MY BOOTS!
Jupiter would briefly pause again before speaking.
JUPITER
GLUM! LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I AM NO KITTEN, THERE WILL BE NO PURRS FROM ME! INSTEAD, YOU WILL BEING HEARING THE ROARS OF A LIGER! AND THE THUNDER OF A GOD!
Jupiter would briefly pause once more before speaking.
JUPITER
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT SEPARATES ME BETWEEN THE AVERAGE WRESTLING JOE AND ME? I NEVER CARED ABOUT ANY OLD WRESTLING HOLDS OR ON A MAT. I NEVER CARED ABOUT THAT! I JUST SIMPLY DESTROY EVERYTHING THAT IS IN MY LINE OF SIGHT! THE ONLY REASON I CAME HERE WAS TO INFLICT PAIN! WHICH I LOVE TO DO! MY LIFE IS ABOUT WATCHING OTHERS SUFFER AND LOVING EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT! SO YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME. YOU WILL FALL LIKE THE REST!
The screen fades to black.
JUPITER
I SMELL IT! I SENSE IT! IT IS IN MY VEINS! THE COSMIC POWERS OF MARS! THE RINGS OF JUPITER, AND THE BOILING SURFACE OF MERCURY! IT IS ALL IN MY VEINS, BONES AND MUSCLES! THE UNDERGROUND IS GONNA FEEL SOMETHING, THEY WILL NEED EARTHQUAKE INSURANCE AND THEY WILL NEED LIFE INSURANCE TOO! DO YOU KNOW WHY? DO YOU? IT IS BECAUSE JUPITER IS GONNA COME DOWN CRASHING INTO THE UNDERGROUND, AND THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT! JUST PURE ASHES AND BONES! I AM A GOD AMONG MEN!
Jupiter would briefly pause for a bit before speaking again.
JUPITER
AND WHO IS THE MORTAL WHO CHOOSES TO CHALLENGE ME? A BIRTHDAY CLOWN? I HAVE CRUSHED CHILDHOOD HEROES WITH THE PALM OF MY HANDS! WELL, GLUM, PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION! PREPARE FOR DISASTER! PREPARE FOR JUPITER! PREPARE TO FEEL PAIN LIKE NEVER BEFORE! YOU WILL BE BEATEN TO THE BRINK OF A COMA! AND YOU WISH YOU WERE A CLOWN AGAIN! BECAUSE YOU ARE MERELY A DWARF PLANET COMPARED TO JUPITER! I WILL CRUSH YOU WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE I DESTROYED ELEPHANTS AT THE BOTTOM OF MY BOOTS!
Jupiter would briefly pause again before speaking.
JUPITER
GLUM! LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I AM NO KITTEN, THERE WILL BE NO PURRS FROM ME! INSTEAD, YOU WILL BEING HEARING THE ROARS OF A LIGER! AND THE THUNDER OF A GOD!
Jupiter would briefly pause once more before speaking.
JUPITER
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT SEPARATES ME BETWEEN THE AVERAGE WRESTLING JOE AND ME? I NEVER CARED ABOUT ANY OLD WRESTLING HOLDS OR ON A MAT. I NEVER CARED ABOUT THAT! I JUST SIMPLY DESTROY EVERYTHING THAT IS IN MY LINE OF SIGHT! THE ONLY REASON I CAME HERE WAS TO INFLICT PAIN! WHICH I LOVE TO DO! MY LIFE IS ABOUT WATCHING OTHERS SUFFER AND LOVING EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT! SO YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME. YOU WILL FALL LIKE THE REST!
The screen fades to black.