Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2021 17:27:06 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see the brutal policeman from the streets of Chicago known as Officer Greyfield enter a mall, Greyfield taps a mall cop on the shoulder and talks to him.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
Hey dude! You see this?
Greyfield then holds up his police badge to the mall cop.
MALL COP
See what?
OFFICER GREYFIELD
It’s my police badge, you see. You wanna know what that means? I am an actual law enforcement officer! Something you will never be.
MALL COP
Uh.. okay.
Officer Greyfield then hits him on the head with his nightstick before awkwardly slipping away and begins to talk again.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
So, in this very mall. I will do the work of fifty Paul Blarts and enforce law and order in this mall! Now, there are gonna be tons, and I mean tons of so-called athletes lining up so they can walk out of this here mall with the win and without any punishment and discipline! Now, I’m gonna bonk everyone in the head with this here nightstick!
Officer Greyfield goes up the escalator before speaking again.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
Let it be known that everyone in the mall will be punished for their crimes against humanity and nature.
Officer Greyfield would get to the food court and steals a box of donuts from a little boy.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
I’ll be taking this young man!
Officer Greyfield opens the box and sees the drool on the doughnuts.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
Ugh! Weak!
Greyfield then throws the box of donuts back at the boy, causing him to fall over and the donuts go everywhere.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
Remember this ladies and gentlemen, If you cross the law, you will serve hard time! Or maybe some small charges, depending on the crime..
Greyfield puts on his glasses and walks out the mall as the screen fades to black.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
Hey dude! You see this?
Greyfield then holds up his police badge to the mall cop.
MALL COP
See what?
OFFICER GREYFIELD
It’s my police badge, you see. You wanna know what that means? I am an actual law enforcement officer! Something you will never be.
MALL COP
Uh.. okay.
Officer Greyfield then hits him on the head with his nightstick before awkwardly slipping away and begins to talk again.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
So, in this very mall. I will do the work of fifty Paul Blarts and enforce law and order in this mall! Now, there are gonna be tons, and I mean tons of so-called athletes lining up so they can walk out of this here mall with the win and without any punishment and discipline! Now, I’m gonna bonk everyone in the head with this here nightstick!
Officer Greyfield goes up the escalator before speaking again.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
Let it be known that everyone in the mall will be punished for their crimes against humanity and nature.
Officer Greyfield would get to the food court and steals a box of donuts from a little boy.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
I’ll be taking this young man!
Officer Greyfield opens the box and sees the drool on the doughnuts.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
Ugh! Weak!
Greyfield then throws the box of donuts back at the boy, causing him to fall over and the donuts go everywhere.
OFFICER GREYFIELD
Remember this ladies and gentlemen, If you cross the law, you will serve hard time! Or maybe some small charges, depending on the crime..
Greyfield puts on his glasses and walks out the mall as the screen fades to black.