Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2021 13:39:20 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see Earl Boyde in his living room and he appears to be on the house phone with the Gatekeeper title around his waist, Earl appears to look tense as he begins to talk to start the promo.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, self defense, you hear me? He just hit me for no reason… If it’s the missing arm that worries you, that was, uh, gone before he approached me y’know. Would you listen to me, I’m trying to explain the situation at hand here. I was freaked out too, I just don’t like one-armed people just hitting me like tha-
The person on the phone hangs up before Earl goes to his fridge and grabs a bottle of beer before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, sorry for that whole thing. Anyways, It’s time for the Purge. Where every single boy, girl, hobo and midget in Fallout gathers around in one big free for all in some abandoned area. Now, look boys, or girls, or midgets, Back in the day, when I was huntin’ in Redfeathers with Patrick, I used to go into a fistfight with every deer we encountered, and I have been in so many fights, that I have been in fights before your mom was fat. Now, I do drink... and tonight I’m gonna smoke weed! But before that, I’m gonna smoke everyone in that match who opposes me!
Earl takes a sip of beer before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I plan to hold on to the Gatekeeper title for a good while. And nobody in that match is gonna take it away from me, and that includes your Cain Sinclairs, Latoya Hixxes, and your Serrano Poblanos, oh yeah and your Ozy-Mini-Dias. For whoever the hell thinks he’s gonna win. Now, I must be going. My watch says that it is beer-thirty!
Earl heads for the door as the screen fades to black.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, self defense, you hear me? He just hit me for no reason… If it’s the missing arm that worries you, that was, uh, gone before he approached me y’know. Would you listen to me, I’m trying to explain the situation at hand here. I was freaked out too, I just don’t like one-armed people just hitting me like tha-
The person on the phone hangs up before Earl goes to his fridge and grabs a bottle of beer before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, sorry for that whole thing. Anyways, It’s time for the Purge. Where every single boy, girl, hobo and midget in Fallout gathers around in one big free for all in some abandoned area. Now, look boys, or girls, or midgets, Back in the day, when I was huntin’ in Redfeathers with Patrick, I used to go into a fistfight with every deer we encountered, and I have been in so many fights, that I have been in fights before your mom was fat. Now, I do drink... and tonight I’m gonna smoke weed! But before that, I’m gonna smoke everyone in that match who opposes me!
Earl takes a sip of beer before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I plan to hold on to the Gatekeeper title for a good while. And nobody in that match is gonna take it away from me, and that includes your Cain Sinclairs, Latoya Hixxes, and your Serrano Poblanos, oh yeah and your Ozy-Mini-Dias. For whoever the hell thinks he’s gonna win. Now, I must be going. My watch says that it is beer-thirty!
Earl heads for the door as the screen fades to black.