THE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE HERE TO STAY
Nov 11, 2021 23:43:47 GMT -5
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Post by Lil Petey on Nov 11, 2021 23:43:47 GMT -5
“PETEY AND HANNAH GO TO PARIS”
w/ HANNAH MORRISON
SEPTEMBER 20TH, 2021
PARIS, FRANCE
[ON CAMERA]
Petey had won his match and became the Warrior Rising Champion. He did exactly what he said he was going to do and now it’s time for him to follow up on his promise. Before Night of Honor week one, Petey had promised Hannah Morrison that he would take her to dinner in Paris since she had never been. This also just so happens to be their first official date. They’ve flirted and chatted for some time now, but it’s first date time for the two and in one of the most romantic places in the world. You know ya boy had to go with them to capture this. If it goes well, he’s got himself a girl for the first time in a while. If it doesn’t go well, I’ve got hilarious footage to show the world. It’s a win-win for me at least!
We just got off the plane and got in the cab or taxi or uber… whatever they call these things here. All of our luggage went directly into the trunk and as we got in the car, the driver welcomed us.
“Welcome to Paris! Business or pleasure?”
Honestly we weren’t even sure what the dude said at first, we were just in awe of his accent. Hannah being the polite woman she is was the first to reply.
“Pleasure! It’s my first time in Paris!” You could easily tell how excited she was. Just like any normal tourist, her head was out the window, amazed by everything that she passed. There were a couple times where she would grab Petey, asking him if he saw whatever it was she had just seen.
You know, all jokes aside, I’ve never seen Petey like this and I was there for him when he came out momma’s vag. I don’t even know if he’s paying attention to anything other than how happy Hannah is right now.
“I just realized we haven’t even told you where we’re going! Are you just driving or taking us somewhere?” Hannah immediately got curious.
Silence struck the car. She doesn’t know that Petey has already planned the whole trip out for them. He was trying to surprise Hannah, but she was very attentive to what was going on.
“Don’t worry my dear, he knows where we’re going. I’ve been planning this since I promised you I was going to bring you here. Whether I won or lost that match, I was still going to make it happen. I at least got this shiny ass belt to bring with us now too, sheeeeeesh!”
Hannah just looked at him in amazement. She was still getting used to his general behavior, but it was starting to grow on her more than she expected. “You’ve been so good to me.”
She smiled and put her head on his shoulder and we continued on to the first destination. First up was a nice romantic float down the river and Hannah had no idea what she was about to get into.
Some time passed and we finally got to the location to get on the little boat thing. A kayak? Shit, the thing that floats down the river. Anyways, Hannah’s very excited and Petey helps her get into the banana shaped thing on the river. I climb in behind them and continue to just capture every moment possible. We start to float down the river and the two just caress one another while taking in the views.
“This is so relaxing. I wish we could do this all the time.” Hannah looked up at Petey while her head was on his shoulders. He looked down to reply, “Whatever you want, the world is yours now.”
Petey pauses for a brief second to make the moment awkward.
“Not that it wasn’t already yours, because you take what you want… but because I got you now. Like I know you’re an independent woman and I respect the shit out of that… but… you know what I mean.”
She starts giggling uncontrollably. Hannah loves when Petey starts tripping over himself to recover from something that he said, even though she knew what he meant in the first place. Hannah doesn’t really get upset that often or look too into things like most would. Plus, she has been picking up nothing but good vibes from Petey since they first met.
“You’re cute, you know that?” Hannah lifts her head up and kisses Petey on the lips and all he could do was just get in there. Shit, now that I think about it, this is their first kiss on camera! Who knows what they’ve done off camera, but you know I got you with the good shit. Oh, right, back to the romanticism.
The cruise down the river was super relaxing and I could feel the good vibes just pouring out of the two. It’s like these two were meant to meet at some point and hit things off. Thankfully it happened sooner rather than later.
“Not to make things weird or anything, but you make me feel like a different person. Like… I’m still me, but when I’m around you… nothing else matters.” Damn, Petey really gettin’ soft on us now but that was some sweet shit he just said. Hannah immediately turned bright right and just held onto him tighter than before. “Like you went from dating a big dick to Lil Petey, how funny is that?”
There he is. I was wondering when he was gonna say something really weird. He wasn’t wrong, though. Hannah knew it too and both are just thankful they have each other now.
TO BE CONTINUED...
“PETEY DEFENDS WITH THE MOTHER FUCKERS”
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
w/ Julius Fairweather as The Mother Fuckers
vs. The Phantom Troupe & True Society
OCTOBER 11TH, 2021
THE HIP HOUSE
[ON CAMERA]
After taking some time off from filming, we made it back to The Hip House where Petey has a Truly in hand with only his robe and some swimming trunks on. His half of the Project: Honor Tag Team Championships was laying next to the hot tub. I had to get his attention and count down so he was ready to start talking on cue.
“Y’all it’s been a fuckin’ MINUTE since I’ve done something like this. Like a couple months, maybe? Anywhore, we back and ready to get some shit done, you feel me?!”
Petey starts looking in a different direction completely like an idiot. I snap my fingers to bring his attention back to the camera.
“Wait, I forgot how we do this. Do I look at this camera? Or how about that one? Or is it that one?"
There’s literally no other cameras. He’s just being stupid and I already contemplated just leaving, but maybe he’ll get back on track in a second. Petey looks directly at me and then starts busting out laughing.
“I’m just fuckin’ with ya, man. I’m a pro at this shit now! I got millions of people tuning into my shit just to hear what I got to say. Okay maybe not millions, but still a lot, iight? Man, so much shit has been going on since the last time I had to say anything specific on camera for Project: Honor. Mostly just stuff with Hannah, though. We’ve been having the time of our lives man. So grateful for that tiny, beautiful woman. I have plenty of things to say about her, but we can get into that as the footage releases of how our Paris date went. My homeboy Cole is taking forever to get the shit right, but I know he’s gonna release some hot fire soon. Just like my other homeboy Sauce did when he dropped ‘edamame’, which you can stream on all platforms, beeteedubs. Shameless plug for my brother, SHEEEESH!”
Petey takes a decent chug of his Truly and takes his robe off. He steps into the hot tub, making sure the drink doesn’t touch the water. When he gets in and sits down, he lets out a sigh of relief and closes his eyes.
“I guess it’s time to get down to business now. Y’all know what’s up so I really don’t gotta drag this on much. My boy Juulius reached out to me on the tweeter machine to fill in as his tag partner to defend that beautiful gold. You know I just lost the Warrior Rising Championship not that long ago so being handed this shit was a blessing, you feel me? From one gold to the next, you know I stay drippin’ as much as possible. That’s one thing you don’t even have to worry about with me. I will always be drippin’ because drippin’ is what I do! Now that I got this extra drip, though, Juulius is putting his faith in me to defend this belts with him against some hoes that just aren’t drippin’ like us. Juulius got that pimp daddy vibe about him and these other lame-o’s got nothing. Kyle and DJ in The Phantom Menace… wait, that doesn’t sound right… Anywhore, those two got no drip man. Kyle looks like he’s storing fuckin’ nuts in his mouth for winter or whatever it is that squirrels do that makes their cheeks look puffy. You know I like puffy cheeks, just not that kind. Then you got Slade who just joined that weird cult and now he look dusty as hell all the time. Of course you got the goat Ascension Champion, but even she got this weird vibe to her. Definitely not a good one and she FOR SURE ain’t drippin’ like that motherfucker Juulius and I. What are you gonna do, though? Not everyone can have as much pizazz as we do, that’s a FACT!”
Petey grabs his can of Truly and chugs it, then asks for another. Charlie the druggie monkey comes out of nowhere and tosses him another cold one then runs off to probably do more drugs. Petey cracks open that can and starts chugging it also. After a second or two, he releases a massive blech that I rated an 8/10 and then continued on with what he had to say.
“These Tag Team Championships have been done wrong since they first got here. I won’t name any names because they don’t deserve that type of clout, but every previous holder of these titles just didn’t have that vibe going for them. I’ll be honest, I don’t even know what happened to Mr. Fireball, but whatever it is I’m glad because now I get to step in, be handed something without working for it and defend it like it was mine in the first place. Isn’t that the American dream, after all? Man, I ain’t got much else to say, if I’m being honest. Y’all already know what’s up and I’m going to do everything in my power to help my boy Juulius defend these belts. At least keep them away from that weird ass cult that seems to be taking shit over. Which someone might have to do something about, beeteedubs. Can’t have a cult tryna take everything over. I won’t join that shit, I’ll tell you hwhat. You can bet my little ass penis I’d rather form my own team to take their asses down before I just joined them.”
A little light bulb just went off in Petey’s head and he stopped for a second. Petey strokes the belt like he would something else, let out a weird, somewhat evil laugh and chugged the rest of his Truly.
“Damn, I’m a fuckin’ genius. Alright, I gotta get to work… aka just relax here until I’m done and THEN get to work. Slade, Valkyrie, DJ and Kyle… y’all some chode guzzlers and you won’t be taking these belts from The Mother Fuckers any time soon. Sorry ‘bout ya damn luck, but Big Drippers only and y’all are all like the Sahara.
SHEEEEEEEEESH!”
