Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2021 17:20:55 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see Earl Boyde on his computer, we then see the website Earl Boyde is on is CAGEMATCH.net. Earl then goes to Serrano Poblano, who has a Current Total Rating of 2.03. Earl then types his comment on Serrano's profile.
EARLBOYDEBOY wrote on 11.11.2021:
[0.0] "The worst diva in Project: Honor ever, just a fat slob who gets more tired than Oliver Platt walking up a flight of stairs."
Earl Boyde then takes a sip of beer before browsing CAGEMATCH a little more before getting up and going outside his house to speak.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, just like Bloodbath, I'm gonna be bashing two women's skulls in just like I was fighting that duo of fat, bald-headed thugs in McDonald's. Man, they were fat as shit, surprised they aren’t on scooters eating their Big Macs. Anyways, back on topic, we are gon’ be talkin’ about these two wrasslers. So buckle in.
Earl Boyde would then scratch his nuts before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I am once again up against Serrano Poblano. Now, this fat slob is the new female warrior on the block, unfortunately for him, or her I should say. These fists are rated E for “Everybody, can catch Earl Boyde’s hands.” Serrano, this time isn’t gonna be different then Night of Honor or Proving Ground. You are still gonna eat your defeat like you ate that extra long weiner.
Earl would then scratch his head before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I am also gonna fight Diana as well, now, much like The Heater, Diana has no chance! none! zip! nada! Because once this energy bunny steps into the ring with me, the Redfeather Special will be unleashed in her world, and her little rabbit friend is gonna be in my tummy if you know what I mean.
Earl then opens the car door.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, now, if you excuse me, I’m gonna get drunk and watch anime, until then, smell you later!
Earl then drives away as the screen fades to black.
EARLBOYDEBOY wrote on 11.11.2021:
[0.0] "The worst diva in Project: Honor ever, just a fat slob who gets more tired than Oliver Platt walking up a flight of stairs."
Earl Boyde then takes a sip of beer before browsing CAGEMATCH a little more before getting up and going outside his house to speak.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, just like Bloodbath, I'm gonna be bashing two women's skulls in just like I was fighting that duo of fat, bald-headed thugs in McDonald's. Man, they were fat as shit, surprised they aren’t on scooters eating their Big Macs. Anyways, back on topic, we are gon’ be talkin’ about these two wrasslers. So buckle in.
Earl Boyde would then scratch his nuts before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I am once again up against Serrano Poblano. Now, this fat slob is the new female warrior on the block, unfortunately for him, or her I should say. These fists are rated E for “Everybody, can catch Earl Boyde’s hands.” Serrano, this time isn’t gonna be different then Night of Honor or Proving Ground. You are still gonna eat your defeat like you ate that extra long weiner.
Earl would then scratch his head before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, I am also gonna fight Diana as well, now, much like The Heater, Diana has no chance! none! zip! nada! Because once this energy bunny steps into the ring with me, the Redfeather Special will be unleashed in her world, and her little rabbit friend is gonna be in my tummy if you know what I mean.
Earl then opens the car door.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, now, if you excuse me, I’m gonna get drunk and watch anime, until then, smell you later!
Earl then drives away as the screen fades to black.