Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2021 14:05:13 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see Earl Boyde sitting down in a chair in front of a fire in what appears to be the woods. He has the Gatekeeper title around his waist and a beer bottle on his right hand. Camping tents can be seen. Earl Boyde would begin to speak to start up the promo.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, bears, wolves, bigfoot, most scary things come from going hiking, but the scariest thing about the woods besides your friend walking around naked would be Latoya Hixx's and Bianca McBride's faces after they go hiking with me. They are camping and I am the big bad Kodiak Bear who so happens to be the Gatekeeper champ.
Earl Boyde would stand up and take a sip out of his beer can before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, after all this time, I still don't know what in tarnation is a Hoeski? Really, I don't get it. Is it some kind of oddly worded other word for strong or proud or something close to that? Either way, Latoya Hixx, what hasn't been said about you, I have faced drunk people who lost both their arms who have put up a better fight than you. There isn't much to say about ya, and If I did, I would be repeating myself.
Earl Boyde would sit back down in the chair and would begin to speak again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, we also have Bianca McBride in the running as well. Now, she was in the Night of Honor battle royale with Latoya Hixx as well. Now, Bianca McBride is traditional or so she says, but this is Fallout, there is no place for long submission holds and acrobatics . This is just good ol' brawling and unfortunately for you McBride, you can't really use your old school ways in the woods.
Earl Boyde would go into the tent as the screen fades to black
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, bears, wolves, bigfoot, most scary things come from going hiking, but the scariest thing about the woods besides your friend walking around naked would be Latoya Hixx's and Bianca McBride's faces after they go hiking with me. They are camping and I am the big bad Kodiak Bear who so happens to be the Gatekeeper champ.
Earl Boyde would stand up and take a sip out of his beer can before speaking again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, after all this time, I still don't know what in tarnation is a Hoeski? Really, I don't get it. Is it some kind of oddly worded other word for strong or proud or something close to that? Either way, Latoya Hixx, what hasn't been said about you, I have faced drunk people who lost both their arms who have put up a better fight than you. There isn't much to say about ya, and If I did, I would be repeating myself.
Earl Boyde would sit back down in the chair and would begin to speak again.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, we also have Bianca McBride in the running as well. Now, she was in the Night of Honor battle royale with Latoya Hixx as well. Now, Bianca McBride is traditional or so she says, but this is Fallout, there is no place for long submission holds and acrobatics . This is just good ol' brawling and unfortunately for you McBride, you can't really use your old school ways in the woods.
Earl Boyde would go into the tent as the screen fades to black